What does a blowjob actually feel like? Please describe it as detailed as possible

lmao looks like they got an escort high on heroin

I have never experienced it.. I'm so sad lads

I haven't had it in years. I don't really give a fuck about the physical part. Fucking crave the emotional part, being close to someone. Will never have it again, will probably kill myself because of that. It's better to never have it so you'll never miss it

damn, I've never felt more alone

bj feels better but takes longer
agree/disagree

lots of teeth

Get used to it, brother. People like me and you are not for this world. Nothing I want to do more than hold a woman that cares about me and fall asleep with her. Never gonna happen again so fuck it

not him but it definitely depends on the girl doing it and your relationship with her. Physical is good but I can never get off just by oral alone, need hands.

Imagine having a qt girl like you so much shes willing to put the dirtiest part of your body in her mouth just so you can feel pleasure. Really makes you think.

>dirtiest part of your body
i mean idk about you man i wash myself all around pretty good

Nice trips. I miss being with a girl that cares about me as much as I care about her. Fuck life, man.

that would be the anus mate.

Its expected these days to include anus cleaning as part of blowjobs.

A good one feels wet, you can feel her breathing on your dick, and it feels like, well, your dick is getting sucked on. Like put your finger in your mouth and suck on it. That's kinda what it feels like. Occasionally her teeth rub against your dick but that's inevitable.

Pretty much this. Most girls also get really sad and apologetic if their teeth hit you even though it's not that big of a deal

Like someone tickling your dick. It's slightly wet. Most guys have to jerk off to finish. It looks a lot better than it feels.

jerking yourself off feels better than a bad/mediocre bj

It feels like a girl is sucking your penis.

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Better than sex originally

It feels like a wet, bony, soft, cup you place your cock on and slide on the rough, slimy surface of someones tongue and soft inner cheeks.

Boring. The girls don't know what they're doing, but for some reason they have an inflated ego and think they do know. It sucked ass you didn't miss out.

Feels pretty gay unless you can get a girl to do it teebeeaych with you

>tfw wanna rim bf when I suck his dick to show how much I am willing to degrade myself for him
>tfw he wont let me near his cute lil poop chute and thinks itll make him seem gay

Feels bad man. Why are grown men so afraid of getting their buttholes licked?

Did you ever try being an actual woman instead of a dude who jerks off wearing panties?

How about irrumatio? Does it feel good?

Real woman don't lick assholes, dude.

link tot he orignial video?

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I have a different experience because I got many from the sluttiest girl. Way better than my wife but shes improving.

i had it from a guy because i was being faggoty at the time, but it was really boring and i wasn't into it, much better to jack off. doing that convinced me i'm at least not much of a faggot. probably would be better if it was a girl, though i think i still might not be able to cum.

how did a robot like you manage to hook up with the sluttiest girl?

I will never understand women who willingly choose to lick men's assholes, and I'm a dude.

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that roastie looks like she's in her mid 30s.

You haven't gotten very good head, jesus

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It was that easy, I have like 100 eskimo bros no lie.

>i had it from a guy because i was being faggoty at the time
u be a homosexual male

The first time I had sex and got a bj I was on anti-depressants. This was also the only time. Because of the drugs I didnt really feel anything, or remember anything.

slightly painful, overrated, but really not bad.

She looks like she has done that a thousand times. What a greedy whore

Most girls can't give head, it's wet and tiklish but not much. The ones that know how to suck will pop you in 2 minutes and you'll cum in their mouth before you even notice.

If you are circumcised you don't really feel much on the tip of your dick when getting a blowjob (thanks, Jews). Otherwise it feels pretty nice unless she's using teeth.
I have a weird problem of feeling like I have to piss when I'm getting a BJ though... It's kind of hard to enjoy because I'm focused on not peeing =/

her mouth would technically be dirtier than my pp

I've only ever received blowjobs from guys. I'm not gay though. I imagine one from a girl would feel much better, although the fag that blew me seemed like an expert.

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Stick your finger in you mouth. The sensation is very similar to her mouth on your dick. You should understand that most girls will not deep throat you. And even fewer will swallow. But it is nonetheless even more intimate than penis in vagina. A girl will sooner fuck you than give you a blowjob.

You haven't been with the right women

that was a homosexual thing to do but i haven't done anything like that since nor do i want to, so i would not say i'm homosexual based on something i did 3 years ago. but if that's how you wanna think go ahead

No, I just haven't been with men or with men who are pretending to be women.

LOL the absolute cope. I feel bad for you. Like I feel bad for myself because I lost the woman who was licking my asshole

Many girls don't want to give blowjobs.

Had my dick sucked once. Felt nothing. At most it was like having my penis lightly held and faintly tugged.

Keep seething because you're not straight

Are you, by chance, circumcised?

sauce of this please, fuckign amazing

Not him, but I am, why?

you don't need to worry at all user, it's physically impossible to pee when you're rock hard anyway

No, I'm normal. Well I guess not. I have problems, but circumcision ain't one.

>only got them from guys
>not gay though
That's still very gay and you're therefore gau

>tfw made multiple girls feel like shit by deflating in their mouth while they were trying their best
thanks jews, I hope you enjoyed the taste of my foreskin

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If you're cut you're completely desensitised in the key areas for bjs so don't worry about it.

Uncut they're better than sex.

What makes a blowjob better than another?

lol, don't compare yourself to him you faggot normalshit

Warm, wet, good

Shut the fuck up, nig. I'm surprised you can type with both of your hands wrapped around your dick like the worthless coomer you are.

Looks like the normalshit is triggered.

You're absolutely seething. Fuck off, roastie.

>doesnt beg for daddys cummies
Never gonna make it

aaaaaaaaaaaa fuck you i dont want this feel anymoreeee

feels like something warm and wet is touching your peepee. if she can deepthroat too it kinda feels like you're getting a nice squeeze as a bonus. visually it is very pleasing, probably one of the best sights you can see. easily beats the grand canyon in terms of awe factor.

boring because the girl has no idea what she is doing

stupid. the majority of women can't suck,

I want to have my dick sucked more than I want to have sex

I wanna know what it feels like so bad

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>tfw no bf to suck his dick

Why are there so many of you non-straights here on the board nowadays? Legitimate question

you're being trolled, we already went over this on your other thread

I'm not in another thread, schizo.

Someone give sauce on the original webm pls.

It's not really better than sex. It feels good seeing a girl wrapping her lips around your cock but honestly unless I'm throatfucking her the blowjob does almost nothing for me.

>unless I'm throatfucking her the blowjob does almost nothing for me.

have you tried imagining doing it with her sister?

that always works for me

ITT: Cutniggers who feel nothing from bjs

lmao get rekt

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I do that when I'm about to cum in her. Needless to say it makes me cum buckets

I'm cut and BJ's feel great

come at me faggot. just make sure your weird loose skin ring doesn't get snagged on a random stray bush or animal when you waddle over here.

lmao if they feel great to you, then they feel FUCKING FANTASTIC to me lmao. also its not even possible to tell im uncut when im erect, at least your mom cant tell... lmao

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do you ever feel guilty afterwards? like when she's caressing you in a loving way because you just blew a huge load down your throat, and the only thing you can think of is her sister's butthole? I mean the thoughts usually pass within about a minute for me and I'm right back to having tender thoughts about my one and only, but the butthole still occasionally flashes into my mind.

that's nice, do you get a lot of BJs

my chick doesn't like blowjobs but she does them for me anyways, thing is because she doesn't like them she sucks at it. because she sucks at it and doesn't want to do it i don't enjoy it.

she's perfect otherwise, but i've pretty much given up on having good head at this point

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in my experience you really cannot cure this. there are women who love giving head and are great at it, and women do not love it and suck at it. godspeed you user

I don't think of her sister when she gives me blowjobs. I only think of her sister when I'm trying to cum in her vagina or ass. It's usually hard for me to cum but when I think of her sister it always does the trick. And yes, I feel guilty as fuck afterwards and promise myself to never do it again.

>down your throat

*down her throat

fug

i had one hookup before i met her where i want to say the girl was really good at sucking dick but for the life of me it was impossible to cum from it. i guess blowjobs and me just arent meant to be

same man, her sister isn't as attractive as her but she works out a lot and wears skimpy clothing constantly where you can see the bottom of her ass cheeks hanging out. i want to say its totally normal to want to plow your girlfriends sister, something about how its even more off limits than cheating on her makes me want to plow her more.

perhaps you are just overthinking things or getting too anxious when your peepee is in the mouth hole? I had that problem for a long time. I had to learn how to consciously relax and enjoy what was happening. I learned to be in the moment, if you will.

I also stopped dating girls who were bad at giving head, that helped a lot as well. my current gf is porn star tier. she told me she learned how to suck dick by watching youtube tutorials.