/britfeel/

They should do a film where there's a tower filled with /britfeel/ posters and the society is falling apart outside.
But we are too caught up posting about Timothy James Byrne and calling each other nonces that we fail to notice.
When the power goes out we all have autistic rages. But eventually we congregate at the main entrance of the tower to discover that there world is devasted. How will we survive?

Do we elect a leader or will an alpha lad take charge?

That'll be part of the film so I won't spoil it for you. One thing I can say is that Piggy dies.

>not taking advantage of the chaos and deciding to hunt Poleaboo, Shippy, and SCEA for sport

>Piggy
this a Lord of the Flies reference? Member reading that back in school

>poley pours estrogen into the water supply

i love having house mice, they are little friends/pets you don't have to pay for food

squeak squeak giz some cheese

feck sake ate too much crap yesterday and now I feel like utter shit

Monday morning lads
Back to the grindstone after a refreshing weekend away
When will it all end
Kill me please someone I mean that
Argh

> Member reading that back in school
Member watching the film and a couple chapters at most

> Ribena at this hour
> 2019 recipe
ISHYGDDT

wanna go buy some snacks from the shop but im too tired

hungovers not the word. not as bad as the one last week but that was once in a decade event. every cloud etc

oh chika, you came and you gave me a

>oh chika, you came and you gave me a
STD

just drank some HP sauce straight from the bottle
real good stuff

Think I need to get a filling redone.

Whom here /slippers/? Wear mine constantly, they keep my feet nice and toasty.

nah i'm a shoes on indoors kinda pleb

Barefoot master race here.

used to have a fairly comfy pair when i was a kid. bear like ones with shag lining. berry comfy

tired lads, canny be arsed

only wear mine when l go out to smoke. Dressing gown too

tfw alcohol induced psychosis

get some rest then user. or are you a wagie?

*locks the booze cupboard*
no more for you

Never understood your kind. You're bringing outside dirt into your house!

my carpet's fucked any way. stained from when i had a dog. if i can get new carpet down i won't wear shoes inside. or have an indoor pair

So today is the day that I finally ask my mum if I can tongue her brown eye. As soon as she gets home from work I am going to pop the question. No more delays.

get your scooby-doo lamp ready

I don't know what that means de lad

Part 1: desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/40670530/
Part 2: desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/40686926/
Part 3: desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/40690562/
Part 4: desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/40692103/
Part 5: desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/40693930/
Part 6: desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/40697565
Epilogue: twitter.com/LittleMannCam

best larp ever

like wankin like spaffin love me minge

i feel sick. only had 4 beers last night ffs

Spot on my side has calmed down a bit. Very tempting to pin and drain it but l'll see how it is after a shower

thought you'd done that, then had at it with a razor?

cat is constantly squeeling at me for fuss but refuses to come within arms length so i can't bloody fuss her
stupid cunt cat when is she going to learn that i can't fuss her if i can't reach her

nah was just shitposting l wouldnt use a razor on something like this. Have a nice needle if need be

get a cat friendly laser pen. you can have fun interactions but don't have to move

want to shoot cats in the head with my bow

i have one but she doesn't like it. other cats like it and aren't annoying they'll actually jump up and have fuss. this one doesn't even go outside it's like she's agoraphobic or something, I even pick her up and put her outside but she'll just sit on the step then come back in a minute later

this is what will happen to any cats that come into my garden
youtube.com/watch?v=L2c9q6zVp-I

i want to shoot your stupid cat in the face

job centre keeps trying to make me go for mind numbing factory work but i don't want to work in a factory again

ah. silly me. i always take things seriously.
she might just like the quiet indoor life.
my sisters cat didn't like contact at first but she's ok now. just be nice and gentle.
and ignore the meanies

keep having really bad anxiety, i wish i was more brave

If you don't think that looks delicious, you are gay.

Got an odious housemate that's moving out today. Thank god. But I wish he'd hurry up n fuck off the smelly cunt. Smelly bastard.

fuck sake lads, ordered fellowship of the ring steelbook blu ray and it's come dented through the post. one of the discs even has some fucking thumb prints on despite being "new".

tried every disc and they seem to be working so I dunno if I can be bothered to return it seeing as it was from an independent seller and it's a fucking pain.

>tfw interview for an access to nursing course on Wedesday
Looks like I might make it, lads

BUT I WOULD COOM FIVE HUNDRED TIMES
AND I WOULD COOM FIVE HUNDRED MORE
JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO COOMED A THOUSAND TIMES
TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR

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Lads, I may have inadvertently let a stray into my house tonight - she's made herself right at home and seems 100% like she's comfortable indoors. The trouble is, she's pregnant as fuck, and I am going out of town for a week starting tomorrow. I don't know what to do about her. I'm considering taking her to a vet tomorrow just to check if she's microchipped per my friend's (who works at a cat hospital) advice, but if she isn't chipped I'm at a complete loss for what to do. Pls advise, if you can. If not enjoy her picture, she's cute as hell.

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COOOOOOM GAAAAAANG

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Hangover's clearing up faster than expected.

Ask the /kot/ thread on /an/ desu

Think i might go outside - in public. Get some minge.

stop posting pictures of vermin

wheres that lad with the big spot?

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>Slaps your girlfriends arse
>Pulls down his pants and starts cooming

What the hell do I do in this situation?

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yeah fuck off SCEA

On my way to get some cursed peas lads.

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youtube.com/watch?v=heVsTaPGS9I

>spilt irn bru xtra on my socks
fuck sake lads, this isn't /comfy/

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Why do the peas look like they're upside-down?

why do those paki kebab shops that do pizza, burgers, fish and chips etc never have ribs even though they're always on the menu

Well, what do we have here? You must be a new arrival.
Let me guess. Fate of the Undead, right? Well, you're not the first.

dunno but now l want ribs ffs

holy fucking shit kill yourself mate

utterly cringe posts sort yourself out

Oi, hold on.. Don't tell me, have you been cursed?
Oh woe is the Undead who's cursed on top of it all Harsh times; harsh times indeed!
Hah hah hah hah!

Depends on what you call new mate, been lurking for the better part of the year. Came for norfs, but started an apu collection too.

Yikes mate, calm your tits.

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thought you were going out SCEA?

anyone here dropped out of hs? i'm about to

Been here 3 years and never seen the peas before

Well, since you're here... Let me help you out.
There are actually two Bells of Awakening.
One's up above, in the Undead Church. The other is far, far below, in the ruins at the base of Blighttown.
Ring them both, and something happens... Brilliant, right?

please leave and come back when you've turned 18

omg you're so wacky and crazy!!1

IKR? My passions?

minge

>My passions?
>
>minge

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whole box of cadburys fingers down the hatch

i wonder if coomer has had sex

You like helping people?

pic on his IG with a kid but doesnt say if it's his.

>pic
whats his insta link

>whats his insta link
instagram.com/jayman079/
and twitter
twitter.com/jayman079

not really but its hard honest work and good pay

>hard honest work

ah yes, the wagie justifies his slavery

hot take: tim j. p. byrne is exit scamming