How am I supposed to stop cooming so much when there's porn everywhere here?
How am I supposed to stop cooming so much when there's porn everywhere here?
Nolan Thomas
Joseph Sanchez
leave this board
or just have average willpower like me. not masturbating is the most mundane thing in the universe I don't even feel like giving a special name to it
Jack Howard
Leave Jow Forums.
Leave the internet, if you have to.
Detox. Porn/Masturbation are addictions.
Benjamin Taylor
Why stop, fren?
Don't listen to far right Nofap weenies.
Let's do a thought experiment.
Imagine if you could go back in time 300 years and tell every man you have a magic machine in your pocket able to bring you the nastiest porn in near infinite amounts almost instantly.
You'd literally be looked at as a God.
And yet, every day on this goddamned site, a handful of braindead Trump voters are trying to take that away from you by shaming your RIGHT to beat your dick senseless to UNLIMITED women and infinite kink in the 21st century.
That isn't wrong.
That's the fucking definition of total insanity.
Modern jerking off is utterly magical.
Don't believe the bullshitters who say it will ruin your dick or your brain. I've been BBC porn exclusive for 17 years and it just keeps getting better.
I have literally optimized my orgasms around interracial. I know the exact settings on my 8k TV, the exact force of my own hand, the exact volume, the exact list of over 400 curated, God tier niggerdick videos designed to produce the strongest Cooms.
My entire body will twitch for over 120 seconds sometimes and my vision will white out from Cooming my brains out. I collapse in a twenty minute, panting coma and if it's right before bed I sleep like a baby.
I usually Coom as much as 6-9 times in one day in weekends and the last few orgasms are always the best. You have to work for them but it's literally like heroin hitting your brain.
Fuck the naysayers.
Fuck society.
Fuck Nofap.
I'd just grab your dick and click up whatever turns your crank the best and fucking COOM, dude.
Julian Hall
based cumserker
Camden Taylor
I know this is a bait pasta, but it kinda goes to show just how rapidly degeneracy spread with the introduction of "a magic machine in your pocket able to bring you the nastiest porn in near infinite amounts almost instantly."
Brayden Cox
actually these are great advice, nofappers can enjoy not fapping in some forest and we can enjoy Jow Forums as it was meant to be
Tyler Powell
varg posters are peak cringe
Jason Hill
this, I guess
Coming to Jow Forums and getting mad at porn and jerking off is kinda like going to YouTube and getting mad that there's videos there, or something.
t. second person you mentioned.
Caleb Mitchell
That's fine.
You can't recover when you're THAT far into degeneracy.
Liam Nguyen
when will you recover from being a braindead memespewing retarded child?
Liam Cook
When you stop being a degenerate.
So, never :)
Leo Brown
there's nothing I wish more in this world than an environment without horny people
Nathan Perez
cool facebook memes newfriend
then go away, what the fuck
>comes to a site full of horny virgins
>uggggh why are there horny virgins here
for real, just leave
Camden Morgan
Coom in the morning coom in the coom at suppertime
Juan Gomez
>don't post memes on Jow Forums
Get out of here pompous queer
Jaxson Stewart
>muh maaaymaaays
post 2016 reddit tourist newfag confirmed
Jow Forums always hated "memes" aka jokes that reddit overused to the point where they're just obnoxious trash
Jordan Wilson
sure, as soon as you recommend me a place online where people who are led by horniness and cum don't inhabit
Isaiah King
>don't feel like fapping
>go on Jow Forums
>see a titillating picture
>can't go on with my day until I cum
every fucking time
Tyler Rivera
facebook, reddit, or you know just go outside, join a hiking a group, walk around in forests with old dudes who need a viagra for an erection anyways, actually scratch that just go to and stay there, not in a mocking kind of way but really just stay on the outdoors board, grow some tomatoes and go fishing, if that's what what you want to do, then why you shouldn't go out of your way to be among horny incels
Jackson Turner
alright, thanks for the board recommendation
Dylan Hughes
just stay off Jow Forums
around 2011 I caught a b& and jerked less, it really is just this place and idle hands doing it
Tyler Martin
>stop cooming
You don't, you embrace it. Do other things on the side, go for walks. Everything is good in moderation user!
Michael Gomez
Coom control is a forgotten art.
Hunter Howard
spamming this 'meme' will not make it funny
wojak needs to be banned
Jaxson Brooks
>Cuckold Club Vol. 2 (2011 Video)
Insulting
Bluebird Films adds nothing to the disreputable Cuckold porn genre with this forgotten volume two in their failed series.
It consists of five vignettes built around the stock situation of a woman flaunting her infidelity in front of her weakling husband, as he watches in despair her humping away with some stud. That's the whole show, with the humiliation supposedly secretly identified with by the poor slob of a porno viewer in the comfort (and loneliness) of his own home.
The late Amber Rayne is one of the players, giving a bit of intensity to her crummy role, but this junker is stillborn. To show how ignorant and sloppy the filmmakers are, they credit Johnny Castle on screen for the role in the final vignette played by Johnny Sins, simply because the character is named Johnny.
John Fisher
Fuck, no condom allowed
Once you feel how it feels to cum deep inside a pussy, fapping will never be the same
Carson Gray
>Just impregnate women bro!
Good advice from Jow Forums as usual
Dylan Hall
Coomer, I am going into battle, and I require only your strongest cooms.
Nathan Price
Do you live in nigeria or some shit?
There's like 30 methods of not getting her pregnant even if you don't wear a condom.
Do you really honestly believe that shit about condoms not getting in the way?
You don't feel shit with the rubber.
Luke Turner
>AHHHHHH I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME A COOMER. I JUST WANNA COOM. THIS ISN'T FUNNY SERIOUSLY GUYS. UHHHHGHHHH I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING
Nathaniel Morris
based ascended coomer