So it's come to this point anons, and I'm not really going to waste the opportunity.
I'll spare you the typical "I got nothing to live for"-talk, so let's cut straight to the chase: my parents are gone for a week. I'm home alone, so available to me is everything your typical home has, add to that a diesel car. What's the best way to kms, preferably in such a way that it's painless and I don't shit up the place with my blood/smell?
What are your parents like user? If they're shit, godspeed, if not, I think you should just endure for their sake.
I guess they kinda love me, but they don't know I'm bi and atheist yet, and I really don't want to endure what would happen if I tell them
Find a bridge that is at least 130ft tall and jump.
40m sounds way too fucking low to ensure death
Also the place where I live is like 90% flatland and lakes, I wouldn't even know where to start searching for one
If your parents are shit make them clean up or use a tarp like Shuaiby did
Don't kill yourself in your parents house you idiot holy fuck
Best way is by living a long and fulfilling life.
I'm gonna kill myself with bleach tonight if you wanna copy me.
Go to the gym , any gym. You will feel better.
I don't really want to kill myself inside the house, I just mentioned it because maybe there's some useful stuff I could use
See above
Not gonna happen lmao
It's been only getting worse these past few years and now it's too late
Even socially I'm like 5-6 years behind my friends
I've been going to the gym for two years now retard. It does jack shit. I barely even get compliments lmao. Only the typical "wow user, you got fit". That's not really a confidence booster tho, since that's usually where the conversation ends
Man it really sucks that you had to find out this way but you're really pathetic
Why the fuck would you tell them? Why do you feel any need to? Why does anyone ever need to know? That is YOUR business. Anyways, I've heard car exhaust is a pretty peaceful way to go out
>doesn't know how to carry a conversation
user you can improve if you tried
>getting Jow Forums for anyone but yourself
God it must suck being so retarded
You're preaching to the choir here buddy
Because otherwise I'm trapped and have to do their retarded chores, going to mass every weekend, not being able to party and hang out with my friends late
I'm fucking 20 for fucks sake
>Just move out
If it was that easy, here you aren't even allowed to work properly if you study full time
>Car exhaust
I heard the opposite, apparently they mix it up now so the carbon monoxide is barely enough to poison you
>What's the best way to kms, preferably in such a way that it's painless and I don't shit up the place with my blood/smell?
Partial suspension. Please livestream it.
>flatland and lakes
get fuckface drunk and drown yourself at night
My social retardation is pretty much incurable, but thanks for believing in me
>Go to the gym, it'll make you more confident and happy
>I did, and no it doesn't
>Well, it's because you didn't get fit for yourself
Who's the retard here
You can kill yourself by injecting the end of vaccum cleaner in your ass and then procceding to suck out your liver or some shit. Remember to livestream it preferably in some melancholic destinstion like on cliff near the lake or with the view on the mountains
>Partial
That's my plan for now, but I'm kinda scared of the pain. Would it be too difficult to try a drop and snap my neck?
A tall tree or something? We have plenty of forest here
Fuck drowning, I hate water
Also try finding something which will pull you down and carrying it with you
Dude, you have a diesel. Even if that were true, it wouldn't be enough to prevent your death. But you are clearly dead weight on society, incapable of taking responsibility for yourself, or taking initiative for your own life.
Still you, retard. Stop posting and kys already
>Would it be too difficult to try a drop and snap my neck?
You'll need a long drop. It's going to be painful if you fail. Just use partial suspension method you'll pass out after 15 seconds. Don't forget to livestream it.
Don't worry, I'll stream it as long as I have internet in the place I'm going to do it
I'm living right next to a hardware store, what kind of rope should I get?
Turn the lights out. Wrap yourself in fleece and wear something over your head. You won't be able to see around you. Listen to some music with headphones. Put a towel on your throat to pad that area. Let the rope dig into the side of your neck rather than the front.
Helium? Anyanon have the infographic?
If you have a week then that should be enough time for it to get mailed
Bigger than 1/4 inch diameter. 5/16 inch would be good.
Tell us a bit about yourself, user. Age, education, job, opportunities, type of area you live in etc?
Thanks
Sounds like a good idea too
>what kind of rope should I get?
You can even so it with cables or bed sheets, you don't need a rope. Can you cut something into your arm for me? You'll be dead anyway.
Why would that even fucking matter
Sorry user, but I pass out when I see my own blood (yes I'm that much of a pussy, but I can't really control it, it's more like a reflex)
Really unfortunate since that excludes slitting my wrists as a method
Just trying to make sure you're appropriately pathetic for this sort of thread.
You can read about tensile strength of ropes based on material and diameter. They usually have them rated at 20% of the maximum load. 20% is considered the safe working load. 1/4 inch nylon would do it, but better to go a little thicker.
Do you happen to be overweight?
Slitting your wrists is one of the worst ways to go anyways. Fuck I never save anything but there was another guide that showed pain vs success and cutting was one of the most painful and least successful.
Fine, since I'm waiting for my food anyway.
>Age
20 as mentioned above
>Education
Stem college student
>Job
None
>Opportunities
Nothing extraordinary, just codemonkey stuff
>Type of area I live in
Small village with my parents, big city an hour long car ride away
This board is full of 30yo NEETS who would love to be in a position to get work like that after college. Finish your studies, move to the city, go out and get drunk and live life. Once you're in your 30s and have properly failed at life, THEN you can top yourself.
Suicide is no good brah. Get some vanilla coke and check out some comedy.
I'm mentally ill, retard. I know those are first world problems. I know that I can probably fix my life if I try hard enough.
The problem is I don't see a point to do so if I'm going to be suicidal and depressed all the way through
You're on Jow Forums looking for suicide tips and you want to kill someone else a retard? Get some fucking counselling and stop wasting our time with this teenage angst bullshit. You have absolutely no reason to kill yourself, stop it.
I'd like to thank this thread for showing me how foolish it was to think that drinking bleach was a good idea. Tonight, I will hang myself from my door, probably gonna try and take a drug to make it easier. Thank you Anons, and assuming that OP doesn't pussy out, I'll see you on the other side.
>OMG my parents might find out im bi and atheist OMG I WOULdnt be AblE to take It!!!!!
What a faggot
Mentally ill user here too. It is fucking hard. I've gone the normie route. I'm medicated I'm trying I'm doing. But fuck it is hard. I'm still hoping for someday when it will be easier.
At least trying has made me a littler bit happier. I think I've got a little bit of an edge over other depressed fuckers is that i have no desire or need for friends. So it's much easier making myself feel good.
I still recommend taking the lifeline instead of the noose user.
I'm not going to think you're cool anymore if you do this user.
robin williams style epic
Tried to drown myself today, hurt like hell I was spasming like crazy and apparently you have retard strength when your body moves on its own trying to save itself. Gonna try again tomorrow but this time Ill drive to a body of water in the wilderness and die in it.
Drowning yourself is not good!
Shit man if you think burning pain all down your throat and in your stomach is cool, by all means go ahead and prove you're cooler than me. Besides, I'm not here trying to get internet brownie points, I'm just trying to find a good way to die.
I'm saying don't die at all. If you're dead you won't be a badass anymore.
Well, you're not getting it. Suicide is not for you. You have the angst of a 14yo who has just discovered emo music. You are so clearly better than this thread.
I was never a badass to begin with. Don't know why you'd think that I am one.
If I was better than it I wouldn't be here.
Because you've been surviving for this long. Most motherfuckers won't understand it or try to give some shit advice. It'd be cool if you stuck around a bit longer. Suicide can be done at anytime anyway. (Yes i sound like a fag)
>being concerned with how your body looks/smells after you die
complete fucking cuck, you don't deserve death
Fucking retard just jump under the train
I get where you're coming from, but the sooner I make it happen, the better.
Fuck that. It's such a nightmare for it to be cleaned. Don't be a dick when dying.
I heard that people who fail attempting suicide end up regretting for what they did, I think you should think about that.
Unfortunate. Would prefer not losing more anons to the void.
if you're really feeling this way, you should try the suicide hotline
That's a fucking meme original
It's a trap, they just call the cops on you and get you thrown into a psych ward
gulfnews.com
Pretty comfy way to die. Simple and painless.
I think I'll do this then anons
Now I just need a nice spot with a good view
Whatever you do please stream it
Let them hear your voice one last time user. Don't shock them
is it 2011?
>user thinks all parents are accepting of lgbtqabcde people now
The Jow Forumsfags would fucking love my parents. My mother unironically thinks she truly does belong in the kitchen, that's how traditional they are. Add to that an extremely conservative version of Christianity, and I'd basically be fucked if they found out.
Hey user I know I am just a random fag in the internet but please listen. Those feelings that you are having right now wont magically disappear, life is not about feeling like trash and making dumb decisions like the one you are think right now. Is all about improvement and have faith that things will get better.
Before doing anything crazy please go to the church and pray with faith, dont kill yourself pussy.
Same guy from last reply. Dude if your parents love they wouldnt hate you for gods sake.
They wouldn't hate me, true. But you don't know what would happen to me, there's all fucked up kinds of love. They would try their fucking best to convert me back to "normal" via bombarding me with indoctrination and cutting me off from the rest of the world. Keeping an eye on me so I don't even dare think about degeneracy or irreligion
>have faith
Oh fuck off retard. If God was real, he wouldn't be retarded enough to make literally every continent have a different religion
Im not here to debate religion with you. Just to help you a bit. The reality is that unfortunately I have no power to stop you, but listen:
God created humans, humans create false gods. God didnt create any pagan religion but he created the Catholic Church( that is, if you believe Christ is god). You say things that look like your parents are brainwashing you for evil proposes but they are not, they dont want you to die, dont do this to them.
Also, if you want to send me a message in particular I will be here waiting.
>Humans created false gods
Quick question, you went to hell if you believed in a false God, even without the knowledge of Christianity, right?
No. According to the Catholic Church those who die without ever knowing about Christ didnt die in mortal sin. Because mortal sin requires the knowledge and will to do it. So these people, after purgatory will be in heaven.
However I must point out that in civilized world this is rare so total ignorance cant be me mistaken with lack of will.
Please understand that only God knows the heart of man and only Him knows where you will be. You can ask me anything about the catholic doctrine but I dont know the last word of God.
So why teach about Christ faggot
You're basically taking a free pass into heaven from them
Cop out
And dont get me wrong OP in your case suicide is a mortal sin.
Because what I just said is a doctrinal theory. As I stated before no one truly knows Gods last word so even if He is made of mercy, He is also justice.
Also, Mary told to many saints that salvation outside of the church is very complicated.
You sure you dont want to talk in particular? I have all the time of the world.
Just kill all of your babies, they'll automatically will go to heaven
If not, god is evil anyway, sending innocent souls into damnation
Do they know that you have a random personality yet??
xD
Don't worry, I know more about Christianity than you ever will retard. I literally grew up in it. Was an altar boy since I was like six and my parents forced me to learn everything about the teachings
Also Catholicucks are traitors
Car, easiest. Turn it on, make sure everything is closed up. Plug up the exhaust with towels and sit inside with your music going. Keep the temperature however you'd like it. Car will die later after you've died. You pass out and don't feel anything.
>they don't know I'm bi and atheist yet
Lmao your poor parents
>doesnt want to go to mass and help his parents in the house
>wants to party, chill with friends instead
clearly kys is the only sensible option here... kek
Full of ignorance, I was also born in the Catholic Church. I dont know how you got on that state of yours, but I am having the feeling that I am just getting fooled by someone. I am possibly older than you and my entire childhood was around the catholic doctrine so yeah I think I know what i am saying.
You have questions that are basically pure catechism I dont think you know a lot honestly.
>The polfags have arrived
Literally any moral high ground you pretend to have is nullified by the simple fact that you spend your time here on Jow Forums, degenerate porn being blasted right into your eyes as you read this reply.
>you spend your time here on Jow Forums
>degenerate porn being blasted right into your eyes
Projecting much, little fag?
Well, whatever you do dont kill yourself its not worth it.
It's always cute when they try to deny it
Gotcha, queer. I knew it.
Do you have Amazon prime?
You could order the ol' exit bag materials and get them in a couple of days. All you need is duct tape, a cpap mask, and a helium tank. It's quick and painless and only takes like 2 minutes for it to take effect.
While you wait for the order to come you should try to go to the gym or church or something though, maybe it could change your mind. Might as well, not like it'll affect your future if you plan on offing yourself soon.