Every Fucking Guy

dumbwhoreblockss

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Is there anything more gay than the "chad" cut and skinny pants?

Had a gf at 17, dated for 4 years, she cheated on me in uni

That was the end of my life, everything afterwards isnt canon

I fucked a bunch of girls on tinder after, and now ive been alone for years because im done with women

I just got my house back but before that i was staying with this lady i met on kijiji, im 25 she was a 30 cute reddit smoker, she was opaquely trying to fuck and i wasnt interested cause she smokes and ended bringing over some schlub to loudly fuck her one night at the end

I have seen the roast at all stages, virgins stand a much better chance with women than i do

We could fix both of our problems ;)

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My whole life ive had only two girlfriends the first one dumped after two months and the other I dumped because she was gonna cuck me.
I have asked 7 girls out this year and got ghosted/rejected every single time.
My name is Norm Hullman. I am 21 years old.
I live in the american gardens building, west 81st street.

>Every fucking guy does this.
Guilty as charged
its a well known fact that every guys browsing r9k right now is shirtless with abs surrounded by art hoes drinking light beer and blasting xxxtentcion while jacking it to porn in skinny jeans
have sex fembots

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>Every fucking guy does this.

Half of this board are KHVs, what the fuck crack are you on?

Do you play imvu?

>he hasn't realized 90% of the board is satire
wew

By "Every fucking guy does this." you mean Chad because every other man is invisible to you

Worse, they blame all nonchad men instead, and just make excuses for chad

>implying

If only you knew how bad things are

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The only woman good to me is my fucking weird dom friend

She got me into weed, im obsessed with her, we played so much videogames and she sent me nudes, and wed watch movies at her house but nothing ever happened

Shes really into taking pics and used to be big on vine when it allowed nsfw at first, shes so awful to me

I moved across the country to stalk her down after she ghosted me and i found her email through the uni website which led to her linkedin where i made an account and emailed her

Were friends now she like taunts me for not fucking her and my life completely fell to shit and ive been in a mental hospital for 4 months this year for an unrelated matter

Im r9ks patrician scumbag husbando for the ladies really keeping score on this board

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>imvu
too busy browsing r9k while at the club picking up chicks to fuck like the average bot to be playing this femcel shit

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No memes when I say this.
Based

>feminists are so goddamn stupid they keep forgetting women and men are inherently different
>they're so intent on trying to pretend they can simply flip a situation and have it make sense they've forgetten women don't like virgins and want men to be a sexually prolific as humanly possible

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ITT: Triggered manwhores

>Even p*rn, I've given it up
How do I find a boy who doesn't watch porn?

HMU, brah. Drop your DC.

>want men to be a sexually prolific as humanly possible
Haha, no. What woman wants a man who's going to be comparing her to a drunk lay with daddy issues and no boundaries?

Drunk lays with daddy issues and no boundaries, AKA most women.

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This is as bad as the fact that every single woman out there has had sex with at least 20 different guys.

I had casual sex once and it was awful, I have had sex with two women in my life, my 4 year long relationship ex girlfriend, and this tourist off tinder who wanted me to fuck her in front of her BF, I fucked for 1hour and I didn't get to cum, felt like a human vibrator.

Going on tinder to meet new people and experiencing casual sex (I passed on 2-3 other opportunities for casual sex in 1 month) made me realize how boring and overrated it is compared to having unprotected sex with someone you're in love with.

I'd say that if your performance is being compared to an experience like the one I had then you're having casual sex with the boy yourself, in no way is sex with someone you love and have chemistry with better than sex with some random girl you met last week or never even met before.

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Even ugly guys treat women like shit so fuck off with that shit. Dont try to guilt women for having standards.

Confirming even robots are shallow women hating assholes. Then you wonder why girls go after Chad.

that sounds pretty gay dude, what are you, a homo?

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I've done nothing there but watch porn and that is from the crippling isolation
If I had a gf I would stop

This sums up my ex completely. Shitty rap music, stupid haircut, gay ass mirror selfies, dickrot, $200 skinny jeans, cheating on me with basic instathots (but I need a wifey material girl like you babe), ED from porn addiction. Every decent looking normie guy sucks.

You are literally on a board full of people who are nothing like this. The problem isn't men; it's that you're too dumb to pick a man for yourself, like most women. I would say get your parents to help find you a man, but that only works on cultured immigrants and not white trash inbreds.

Ahem.

Huggless kissless virgin here, bby. I must be exactly what you're looking for then, right?

shallowness is the game and not a rule of it
sexual attraction is obviously based on things that can be passed down to offspring

Imagine unironically believing this. Who hurt you, fem? Need to talk about it?

Prophecy fulfilled

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I don't even get this picture.
t.femanon

Implying having any of this in your past would turn off women if you're as attractive as the guys in the pic

It's not supposed to make sense, though.

So why do men get so angry when women want men who can provide them with strong handsome sons?

Women don't want to start families, they want to sleep around and be taken care of.

Get your worldview somewhere other than e-thot accounts on twitter. Most women still want and are having kids, women dont abort Chads baby.

Besides, these anti kid thots would make horrible mothers anyway. Unlike the NEET lolicon cumbrain incels on this board who try to convince themselves and others that they would make decent husbands/fathers. Lol.

Imagine thinking that ANYONE, male or female, is good anymore. Do you even go outside? Everyone I work with and go to uni with are complete trash, myself included. You probably are too.

Even if they dont want kids, the biological drive to procreate with an attractive mate (like you mentioned) is still there, it doesnt just go away. Stop switching goalposts and just admit you are angry that women have standards because you dont meet them.

All men do this though. Are you just being retarded on purpose?

I'm not mad that women have standards lol. I have my own standards, I'm not a hypocritical faggot. I just don't respect anyone, male or female, for sleeping around.

Now you are just projecting. Seriously, you incels are worse than BPD bitches with your black and white thinking patterns. Learn to think with some nuance.

Obviously you didn't read my comment, you fucking moron.
>everyone I disagree with is an incel
Sure, bud. Go jerk off to your sissy hypno and then come back so you can continue your nightly ritual of being a woman.

Chad chasing roastie cope get that dick out of your mouth

At least fembots can actually get to fuck hot guys. As opposed to uglies like you that Stacey wouldnt even cough on.

>all men are chads with 6 packs who bangs hoes in da club errynight
Foids gonna foid

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>WAH EVERYONE BAD
>ABLOOBLOOBLOO PROJECTING MUH SELF LOATHING ONTO OTHERS
>MUH MISANTHROPY

Cant wait until you grow out of your edgy 14 year old mindset and realize what a cringey faggot you are being rn.

>hahaha look I can have sex

Congrats retard

Incels who still live at home with their mommies and bitch and moan all day about girls not wanting to sleep with them on the internet do not count as grown men. Stay salty, scrote.

no read the thread robots are all chad slayers here who party in da club and arent husbando material for poor downtrodden succubots who just want a good man

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>So why do men get so angry when women want men who can provide them with strong handsome sons?

Two reasons:

1. They lie and attempt to deny that they are shallow. If every woman admitted to shallowness as easily as you just did, a very great portion of this dispute would go away;

2. They want to have Chad's bastard but then make me pay to feed it. If I was released from the obligation of contributing to the welfare of all the bastards being raised by "strong, independent" women out there, I'd care about the nature of modern relationships a lot less.

>if you arent a six pack pussy slayer chad you're an inkel living with mum
g-d vaginiggers are so retarded no wonder they're always getting raped and abused lmoa

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>Learn to think with some nuance.

Yet another zoomer piece of shit who doesn't know what the word nuance actually means.

Fuck you, cunt.

You are literally defending man whores you ape

>O MI GAAAAWD CHAD

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Still not doing any nuance there champ

I don't defend manwhores you roast I hate normalfags

Women ARE openly shallow though. They make posts and bios about hating ugly guys or guys under 6ft and then you see them and sperg out about them and talk about murdering them. Did you ever consider maybe this is why women are less openly shallow than men, in case one of you retards lashes out over a simple opinion?

Also the dual mating strategy is completely natural and biologically ingrained. It makes sense that strong Chad genes are highly sought after but providers are also needed because Chad never settles down. This likely happened all the time in the past too.

I cant continue to argue with you if you are going to be this openly dishonest and disingenuous.

Shut the fuck up normalfaggot whore enabler

Women dont tell the truth. When they post about hating ugly men, they are actually saying they want to only fuck ugly men. Most women fuck the ugliest men they can find

Why cant ugly guys just accept that no one wants their kid to be an ugly incel? Shut up and accept your natural role as a cuck and betabux.

This. Only superior men have children and it improves the gene pool

>Still not doing any nuance there champ

Here's a hint, douchebag: Nuance does NOT mean "simultaneously true and false". Nuance means "requiring a more finely-grained analysis to distinguish between truth and falsehood".

All greys - ALL of them - resolve into blacks and whites when you analyze them sufficiently.

>Women ARE openly shallow though. They make posts and bios about hating ugly guys or guys under 6ft and then you see them and sperg out about them and talk about murdering them.

Who is "you" in this sentence? Because it's not me.

>Also the dual mating strategy is completely natural and biologically ingrained. It makes sense that strong Chad genes are highly sought after but providers are also needed because Chad never settles down. This likely happened all the time in the past too.

So what? It's a perfectly valid reason to hate someone, no matter how deeply ingrained you may think it is. The man that you claim it is your nature is irrelevant; I'm entitled to hate you because of your nature.

>It makes sense that strong Chad genes are highly sought after but providers are also needed because Chad never settles down.
too bad none of you roastbots will end up having kids xD
Talk of modern "mating strategies" is pointless anyways since literal white trash retards and inbred muslims are the ones having the most reproductive success. in the past beckies like you would either be forced into some arranged marriage or raped

as a ugly guy I can agree to this, women don't have standards though.

Your post is complete bullshit. In the past plenty of women would get pregnant by Chad and their cuck betabux husband would have to raise the kid as his own without complaint.

How long have you been a NEET, faggot? Some of us actually have jobs and classes that we need to go to so we actually have human interaction.

>mfw a roastie tries to (quite poorly) use some bizarre eugenic/evopsych nonsense to justify its irrational thug chasing
lmfao go get circumsised and raped

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They might not have standards in personality but they certainly have standards in looks.

yeah and in the past foids would end up getting raped/forced to have kids against their will and there was nothing they could do about it xD

its the other way around really, as long as you aren't a bitch and her life is more interesting with your around she will be down

>he's never done a risk assessment
kek, learn nuance.

they were getting raped by Chad, and betas were just killed by Chad too or enslaved. your genes will never make it.

In the past, a man who caught his wife sleeping with another man could murder them both and walk out of court scot-free.

And not in the distant past, either. This was true in living memory, in the United States.

Since this is no longer true, we will have to take the long-distance short cut of destroying ALL OF CIVIL SOCIETY. Luckily we've made a very great start already. The accelerating niggerification of Chad's bastards will certainly help us finish the job.

Chad chasing makes perfect sense from a scientific and biological standpoint you retard. Ugly mens role is provider and betabux. Lick it up.

Sorry that your mommy told the doc to cut your peepee skin off and now youre bitter about it.

literally retarded, enjoy being low IQ I guess

>racist incel talking about civility
yikes! pandoras box over here.

women definitely have standards

>women standards: have a penis
yeah that's a whole lot lol

literally any man can rape a foid, most rapists arent chads anyways even now

>>racist incel talking about civility

No, I wasn't. Is English a second or third language for you?

don't tell me you do really think it will be harder for some hot guy with a shit personality to get a gf than some ugly guy with a "nice" personality

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Wrong. Chad will literally gut you for trying to get near a woman. And guys like you are too weak to even force a woman down lmao.

You want to try that again, brainlet?

>implying abortion hasnt existed for thousands of years
>implying the men of that tribe wouldnt fight back and defend their womenfolk

Even if women got raped and impregnated in the old days they often probably murdered or abandoned the bastard kids as soon as they were born anyway, like the ancient Greeks did.

>Every fucking guy does this.

>me, 19
>never had sex or smoked, been on NoFap three years and counting, drink only wine with family at massive celebrations
>spend most of my day studying for a double math/CS major and the rest either in the gym or on creative hobbies, predominantly music and composition
>seem to get along with everyone - people say I'm cool, smart, funny, stylish, etc. - but don't really feel like I belong
>have rejected many girls because all they looked for was sex, only relationship was an LDR with a girl in Russia
Yeah, I'm just gonna spend the rest of my life alone

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You would have to get past their fathers brothers and sons first. Not to emotion the rest of the men of that tribe.