Who /unironic coomer/ here?

who /unironic coomer/ here?

-forgot the last time I got a legit erection
-I don't have morning wood since a decade
-constant soreness all over my shaft form the daily fapping
- did I mention I fap daily also?

pic related is literally me

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>I fap daily also
I used to fap 8 times a day, i got to the point extreme porn became the norm and i started searching for shit so extreme it became ilegal.
Then i ran out of content, and well
Now i don't even fap that much anymore either, 1 fap per week or so.. I guess if you just embrace it, things get better.

>used to masturbate 2-3x a day, browse porn for hours
>don't even look at actual porn anymore, just go to /d/ and /gif/ to find the edgiest shit I can
>currently on NoFap
>only day six
>have an irresistable urge to dress in slutty girl clothes and fuck my ass with my BD
>mind wanders towards random men on the street and eating out their asshole

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Why are trannies so big and manly, there must be some correlation.

Because you only notice the ones that don't pass. It's not like being a trap, where the only requirement is you already being a trap. It doesn't matter who you are, a 12 year old feminine boy or a 40 year old bodybuilder, if you have GD you are forced to transition or kys.

>Because you only notice the ones that don't pass.
There is no such thing as a tranny that passes, even when kikes pump confused children full of hormones and puberty blockers you can still tell that they are male. Any pic you post to try to debunk me will be filtered, photoshopped and using tranny-angles. All trannies I've encountered IRL look just like the troomer meme. Trannies are just fetishists

I have no idea how to quit porn and masturbation, I can tell that it's one of the major things fucking my life up but I'm too addicted, I masturbate at least 8 times a day, often more than ten.
What the fuck do I do? I have no self-control

>I masturbate at least 8 times a day, often more than ten
...how?

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I have never done it more than three times, how the hell do you do that?
Is pic related you?

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Well for starters I'm a neet so I can masturbate whenever I want, also I'm twenty so my testosterone powers haven't left me yet.
But I think the most important thing is that I'm a fast coomer, I mean I masturbate in sessions in which I cum from two to even four times. The first fap takes like 5 minutes of constant fapping but strangely second and every other after that takes a lot less like 1-2 minutes. I have at least 3 fap sessions a day. I don't know why I'm like this.
Naah, I'm a skinnyfat with proportional head and good hairline

but how the hell do I quit?

Just stop really. When you've read this you will stop for a week and do more worthwhile shit in your free time. Alright?

I actually wanted to go for one or more ya know

Well you gotta start somewhere. Start with a week and see how long you can go after that. Don't jack off for more than like once a day after that either.

I fap once or twice a week, but it feels like nothing. I get no enjoyment out of cumming. It feels like pissing really.
I'm not cut and I can get hard so it's not that.

Dude, I've tried it so many times.
I get better orgasms when I'm half flaccid

i bringe fap 6 nights a week and usually nut 6-8 times and it usually takes me about 1-2 minutes to cum. do i have a problem

I haven't had an actual orgasm in over a decade. The only orgasm I remember having was my first ever fap when I was around 12.
It felt insane.

Fleshlights help a little, but it still feels underwhelming.
Nowadays I only fap once a week to avoid wet dreams. I hate wet dreams.

Can you guys stop saying "coom". It's very uncouth.

you wouldn't care if you were a true coomer, fucking rookie

Try again.

I swear we are at such a low point in internet history that the forced coomer meme is the funniest fucking meme of the year.

Your right arm is epic bro. Grats on the gains

memes got savaged by oldheads years ago brah

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Most memes have been shit since the start of the decade tbdesu. There has been some gold though.

>tfw coom using the imagination

It's far more satisfying thinking about women you've seen IRL that just jacking off to professional produced porn, it does very little for me.

*blocks your path*
>Hey user, give us the best meme of the last two years.
What do you do?

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Ricardo Milos by far

I take my pants off rub one out and head home (probably masturbate on the bus)

5,4,2,1,3
in that organic order

Why does fapping reduce morning wood?

I literally can't even fuck girls lmao, I can't get an erection unless I absolutely power choke my cock and by then I've over stimulated it so much I cum in like 20 seconds.

Yo ho yo ho the coomers life for me

Fuck the blonde and cum inside the middle

fuck it, I have to get my fix

is it even possible to fix that?

Same, hoping their are others in the thread who have rectified this problem... Would no fap work?

No I've totally given up, I tried going to the doctor and an old Chinese man gave me viagra, and even that only kinda works and takes an hour to kick in so it's like "yea babe just wait an hour for my cock to kick in". I tried reducing wanking to twice a day and only using hentai and drawn/sound based shit cuz I bet real porn is much worse mentally, but the only thing that manages to make my dick twitch is when I'm sexting anonymously and a girl gets really aggressive and gentle femdom-y. Worst thing is not only do I have erectile dysfunction, Im also a premature ejaculator AND my dick is small and covered in scars.

This is the coomer fate. Cursed robot, so not thread down my path, lest you be burdened by my weight. Turn back now, while it's not too late.

spirituality might help. faith, abstinence, meditation. channelling your sexual energy. hell maybe a psilocybin trip will do the trick

>I'm a neet so I can masturbate whenever I want, also I'm twenty so my testosterone powers haven't left me yet.
>But I think the most important thing is that I'm a fast coomer, I mean I masturbate in sessions in which I cum from two to even four times. The first fap takes like 5 minutes of constant fapping but strangely second and every other after that takes a lot less like 1-2 minutes. I have at least 3 fap sessions a day. I don't know why I'm like this
I can't belive someone else does the exact same shit I do, christ, is like astral projection, I'm looking at myself in third person

R.I.P
That is all

I know this feel. It's the COOMERS CURSE... I once was using a cock ring to amplify my COOMING experience and fell asleep with it on. Ever since then, I've had your fucking symptoms. A year and a half ago. Kek FUARKKKK

cialis fucked up my heart
the erections are good but the orgasms aren't any better
helpful depends on what you want

I actually managed to start getting random erections again about 5 months ago. But then I started COOMING twice a day and went back to ED.

are we like cum brothers or something?

I bought some hoping I'd be able to get an erection and they didn't even work. Got. Buttplugs and and kinds of remedies. I think my brain is just too twisted

I meditate but I should more often and I promised God I'd study the bible if my sick relative got better. Maybe I'll ask my hippie friend for some mushrooms but tripping is scary

Dude you might have damaged the nerves, seriously go to a doctor, im not joking

Holy shit same here, I feel nothing. It's like I'm not even having and orgasm and white fluid just spurts out of my dick. Stroking it feels good, but there's no climax
After that I don't even like fapping anymore, so no fap is so easy.

Same, I'm the coomer from above with the bunch of replies. Coooomming doesn't even feel special anymore. It's an addiction, something I do for a release.

originalIy seconding this

never stop cooming bros

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I fap daily and most of the time it's because I have a raging case of morning wood.

The fuck are you talking about?

Why is everyone obsessed with this shit at the moment, is there some kind of autistic nofap recruitment drive going on or something?

im 28 and i have to take cialis to have sufficiently penetrative sex. not the worst thing in the world, but pretty fucking depressing

How do you jerk off without an erection? Being a grower that seems impossible

People are sick of constant "muh dick" tier posting and Jewish porn pushing

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So you and two or three other idiots have taken an opportunity to necro a shitty meme to recruit for your nofap subreddit?

Why not promosed based japanese anime porn then? Stop being a nofap cucklord you fucking nigger.

Japanese porn is fucking filth

nofappers are retards who think not fapping will unironically give them super powers, they're not reasonable people

OwO How do you fap without a proper erection?

>mfw ex was porn addicted coomer zoomer with subsequent erectile dysfunction
>mfw he had a northern English accent and literally pronounced cum like coom
>mfw we broke up before the coomer meme became a thing

Sigh. Talk about bad timing.

This is the funniest thing I've read in months, thank you user kek

Shaming male sexuality?
Seems like angry trannies and feminists in disguise

nah its just boomer christians from Jow Forums

You know what's worked for me the past few days is wearing underwear without a slot for my penis to come through. I always use that slot to get my dick out to masturbate. This one doesn't have one, so instead of changing my underwear before I fap, or pulling my underwear down below me balls or taking it off, I just opt not to fap. It's sort of like a chastity cage.

I must be the opposite of a coomer. I never fap, my sexuality has slowly faded away from relevance in my mind but it never really mattered in my life anyway. Im not asexual - I still feel sexual attraction - but it means nothing to be. I never indulge it, never act on it. I ignore it when it flares up which it almost never does anymore. I feel no urges to masturbate, I never managed to do it anyway. Every few weeks I have a wet dream and thats the only time all the semen leaves my system.

Oh god you're not Scottish are you cuz if so I'm so fucking sorry about that I loved you to pieces and I felt awful

>coom so much I can't orgasm from sex or blowjob

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Do something else. Get a hobby, go outside. Anything to get you away from your computer. it's like with alcoholics, keep away from things that will send you into that spiral again.

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who has the DBZ cooms?

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>if you have GD you are forced to transition or kys.
nah just do a bunch of drugs instead bro

I cut back on porn not masturbation.

My rules:
No porn on weekdays.
When horney jack off in bed.
Weekends porn is allowed.

Sometimes I even skip a weekend. Using your imagination is a LOT healthier. And I make big cums now that im not jizzin everyday. I get fuller erections, with more blood. If you jack off alot you get muscle erections or flex erections, not liquid or blood erections which are better for your dick. I'm trying to work on my deathgrip too.

I'm a SLOOGER not a COOMER.

trying to do the same but my mind has been broken by underaged porn. I never got turned on or fapped to it. I actually felt disturbed, but literally conflicted. seeing a kid with a large ass is confusing.

Now I notice shit on porn sites i've always overlooked. I can't fap without my head going back to the mentally scaring images. I'm incredibly worried i'm slightly pedophilic, yet at the same time i have the urge to fap to normal porn just to cope.

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Hey. It is a pointless thing to worry about. You want to become a cool person then start thinking like one.