Is it weird going to a strip club alone?

Is it weird going to a strip club alone?
I need to satisfy my skin hunger and i'm too pussy to get an escort.

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it's actually weird and degenerate to go to a strip club at all except in rare, isolated circumstances which probably never occur alone
stop being gay and work on your social skills

Come on he wants to get his dick sucked not hang around his friends.

stop trying to convince him to take what predicates itself as benign but is really devoid of any connection with the source of life and will leave him with nothing in the end

I'd say its weirder to go with friends than alone. Alone you get the girl all to yourself. Why let your guy friends ruin that?

going to a strip club to get your dick sucked is like going to a night club to get a date, don't make things so complicated
just order a hooker

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Yes, extremely weird. It's supposed to be a social thing, not some creepy loser jacking off through his cargo shorts in the corner. I went with a group (try to keep it 50/50 guys and girls) and it was a fun experience

>I went with a group (try to keep it 50/50 guys and girls)
It is impossible to tell if you're trolling in current year.
Shut it all down.

I'm unironically not, it's much easier to have a good time if you have girls in your group. It shows the guys have female friends and some base level of normalcy. It allowed the strippers to be much more comfortable, they came and sat with us, got us a couple free drinks, etc. Obviously they don't become your gf but it changes the dynamic from a bunch of guys leering at a stripper to a group of friends looking for raunchy fun

What a fucking cuck. Strip clubs were designed for weird, loner guys not normalfags who can't tell the difference between a strip club and a nightclub.

I have nothing against the gay people, generally, but you're a huge faggot.

I would often see those types of groups when I was living in Atlantic City. One of the most cringe inducing autistic shit you can do. The girls were all just standing there awkwardly looking at their phone while the guys were getting titty slapped

You need really good game to get a stripper to fuck you so give up autist.

Not exactly. The best way to have sex with strippers is to not use game. The main thing is to make a stripper your favorite and treat her like you think she's amazing but not in a "I want to marry you" kind of way.

I went into a strip club being very open about being a socially awkward guy who can't get girls and one of them fucked me without even making me pay for it.

I've gotten pity bjs in strip joints before. shit was so cash

I show up 20 minutes before the strip club closes get a drink at the bar and then fuck them at my place afterwards. the girls are normal girls but more promiscuous than others so if you have any game its easier than a bar

its only weird if you perceive it that way. I hate other dudes so i like going alone because im "above" everyone else and people shouldn't be talking to me. like im some prince that normies shouldn't be allowed to go near or speak to. thats how you should carry yourself

fair enough but I don't think your typical robot has it in them

I'm an asian-american manlet and I get constantly blown and fucked at strip clubs, shit gets expensive though. I guess I pass the "doesn't look like a cop" test.

Going to strip clubs by yourself, especially on a weeknight when not a lot of people are there is super comfy desu. Just sip a drink in the dark blue lit room, let your mind wander, a lovely naked girl writhing in the periphery. On slow nights the girls are kind of bored and more likely to just chat, tell you about their day, be real humans. It's sort of like a nightwalk or drive, but with some eroticism and warm company.

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its easy since they come to you. if you show up late just be at the bar and drink by yourself and make convo with the bartender who is usually male. The girls will ask if you want a dance and just tell them nah im gay or asexual or i just came inside here just to drink or i came inside here cuz of the food. they will jump on your lap, feel your dick and be like your hard ur not gay and keep denying and dont pay. friend zone them and ask if they want to keep drinking with them at your place. all these girls want is approval that they are sexy for self esteem or money which is approval within itself. strippers are more promiscuous and willing to get fucked for that approval. actions over words

Why would you go to a strip club with other people? They're going to get nervous and try to pay for everything. A designated driver is good and all but shit seriously just take a bus or something like a cab. Just don't blow chunks in their car, or smoke in it.

I don't think it's weird but the only time I went to one was with a "friend"

>tfw don't drink alcohol

Fuck my life

>the source of life
Dude if you're gay that's cool and all, but not all of us consider sucking your bro's cock as the 'source of life'.

Yeah sure it starts as all platonic and benign as you say, but one day after telling your problems to your bestie, look longingly into his eyes and think "he's always been with me, he my senpai-kun". Then you'll not just be gay but like, in love gay. That's Bert and Ernie tier.
He needs to convince somewhat whores into full whoredom.
I like the cut of your jib.

this webm always gives me a good chuckle

That sounds like maximum comfy
I wish I had your courage user

>bert and earnie tier
lmao

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It confuses me when the namefags are based.

Unironically me on the right

>Is it weird going to a strip club alone?
No, it's common

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