My sword came today, r9k. What should I do with it?
My sword came today, r9k. What should I do with it?
insert in rectum and rotate
Jump off your roof with it.
Excelsior!
How do you acquire a sword.
Go on a quest for your dame
Slay roasties
Train in proper swordsmanship and squire to a noble knight in hopes to acquire the same title and squire your own lad a, your legacy, a few years down the road.
I bought it online at kult of athena
Both sound like fun ideas anons. Should I bring my short sword for back up? It's a Greek xiphos.
Having a backup sword is always great
This sounds very comfy.
>tfw you will never be a knight with a beautiful estate in the countryside with a KHV wife
Go through the stages of greif and just get a proper greatsword faggot
That sword looks familiar, is it from a video game or a movie?
probably chop your fucking head off you stupid fucking cunt
Do a great quest to the Mart of Arket. We must quest for wenches and heavy creams.
Just a generic sword
Many games have a very similar design, as its very robust
It's a sword from real life.... "15th century longsword"
That must be why, thanks
can you explain to me what is the function of the handle ring only one ONE side?
Australian det3cted
Less weight. Orgi.
Coom with it
no I've never been to Australia in my life, thank the fucking lord
>Less weight. Orgi.
what does this even mean
Is it real or just one of those ornamental ones made of shitty steel?
Lend it to Frodo.
>kultofathena
>real BUT ALSO made of shitty steel
Sweet. Get some cabbage, look up how to trim it, put the part in water and start cloning it so it sprouts more. Do a couple of them. Then plant them and grow a couple cabages. You can do it in buckets of soil. Then after you got a shit ton of cabbage, make video montages of chopping up heads of lettuce and dub it with GWAR's Let Us Slay song and post it on youtube.
Deus Vult, duh.