My sword came today, r9k. What should I do with it?

My sword came today, r9k. What should I do with it?

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insert in rectum and rotate

Jump off your roof with it.
Excelsior!

How do you acquire a sword.

Go on a quest for your dame

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Slay roasties

Train in proper swordsmanship and squire to a noble knight in hopes to acquire the same title and squire your own lad a, your legacy, a few years down the road.

I bought it online at kult of athena

Both sound like fun ideas anons. Should I bring my short sword for back up? It's a Greek xiphos.

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Having a backup sword is always great

This sounds very comfy.

>tfw you will never be a knight with a beautiful estate in the countryside with a KHV wife

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Go through the stages of greif and just get a proper greatsword faggot

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That sword looks familiar, is it from a video game or a movie?

probably chop your fucking head off you stupid fucking cunt

Do a great quest to the Mart of Arket. We must quest for wenches and heavy creams.

Just a generic sword
Many games have a very similar design, as its very robust

It's a sword from real life.... "15th century longsword"

That must be why, thanks

can you explain to me what is the function of the handle ring only one ONE side?

Australian det3cted

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Less weight. Orgi.

Coom with it

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no I've never been to Australia in my life, thank the fucking lord

>Less weight. Orgi.
what does this even mean

Is it real or just one of those ornamental ones made of shitty steel?

Lend it to Frodo.

>kultofathena
>real BUT ALSO made of shitty steel

Sweet. Get some cabbage, look up how to trim it, put the part in water and start cloning it so it sprouts more. Do a couple of them. Then plant them and grow a couple cabages. You can do it in buckets of soil. Then after you got a shit ton of cabbage, make video montages of chopping up heads of lettuce and dub it with GWAR's Let Us Slay song and post it on youtube.

Deus Vult, duh.