Friendly reminder to always play the long con

HALT! STOP right there, FILTH. I'll have to politely inform you that
you have been observed worshiping our testicular goddess WITHOUT a
public supplication of how you would drag your tongue across her
heavenly scrotum! WITHOUT a public declaration of how you worship
her noble ballsack! Remedy this NOW. You will BEHOLD the raw heft
and gravitas of the most chiseled and marblesque ballsack or FACE
THE CONSEQUENCES! The consequences MOST DIRE.

AISTE YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME. I will follow the entrancing aroma of
your hefty scrotum everywhere. I will follow the tracks in the mud
where your imperial scrotum has been dragged. I will force you to
recognize that you need no lover, no computer, no life; only my
eternal desire to bathe your tongue in my eager mouth. SO I SWEAR! NOW AND FOREVER!
I hereby declare my worship of aiste's imperial scrotum

I'm torn. I can't decide whether I want her scrotum resting gently on my upper lip or my eyes. And I can't decide whether or not I would ask her to shave just a tiny bit, or not at all. Maybe I could ask her to take a cold shower so they're nice and pruney?

user, you have convinced me. I swear eternal loyalty to the unearthly and godlike scrotum of Aiste "The Heft". How are we to divine what it desires of us? How are we to tell which veins need the lightest nibbles, how we should budget our limited time between her legs between each of the royal jewels?

IM COOOOOOOOOOOMGIANGAHGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
Fuck off

AISTE PLEASE RESPOND TO ME WE CAN BE SO HAPPY TOGETHER

Its funny you do this because in five years no one will remember you and it will be just as hateful as it is now.

I want to hang you with a piano wire for being such a cumbrain.

sounds like someone needs a good COOOOOOOOOOOM

In real world, I may be the loser, but in the r9k world, you're the loser

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Kashii could've ended you but he bought into his own meme of you being a girl. Noone has the power to stop your schizo spam. When will you stop tho? Planning on going for a full year while you're at it?

imagine fawning over a fucking cartoon. get yourselves a filipina gf or something and fuck off, stop giving this retarded OP attention.

No long con for you tranny, you said that you'll kill yourself when your parents kick you out eventually

youtu.be/6s9sUtPYCNo

Pull up pow pow pow watch anons droppin

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I've substituted opiates instead of masturbation.

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Keep my name out yo mouth bitch unless you suckin me up biyatchhhhh

youtu.be/epu0TYFCbVI

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please aiste I want to snuggle up with you and be comfy forever

You both are scum, pretending to be a girl is the lowest shit I've ever seen.

lmao I can't fucking wait for the shitstorm you'll throw when you lose custody of your retard baby

Nah, you're still the loser, tranny 22 year old slav with affluent parent who lives near Tronheim. I hope some user finds you and smashes your face in.

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Someone will always give this tard attention. At this point I for one welcome our avatarfriends overlords. Accelerationism is the only way.

>newfags can't even begin to grasp the concept of self-moderation

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Give me the dox and I will look into it.

His mom's name is Joan, Jean or Jeanne.

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patrician, opiates are a godsend to robots

Now that this thread has garnered enough attention, I'll reveal the real reason I brought you all here: I want you all to support Polk Azov in it's struggle against the Putinist aggressor! Slava!
youtube.com/watch?v=017yGMg-jJA
Don't anons literally know your exact address?

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Well they have been for me since I was 17. I'm 24 now and starting to feel pain.

>believing anything a skitzo tranny says
Oh wait I'm talking to

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I love your musical taste queen. it's so diverse

I got this Glock 23 waiting for them suckas.

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Those who mock the Elder Futhark deserve death. I will place an Eihwaz rune on your pyre.

>converts to Abrahamism even though no one forced them to, just out of greed
>replaces runes with latin letters out of convenience, again not forced by an outside forced
>still larp as Vikings to sell merch to stupid foreigners
Shut up, cuck.

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Says the faggot tranny with nothing to live for. I could fuck your mom while you post on here.

I sell nothing, using the runes for tranny pictures is spitting on them. You are scum and don't know me.

You spat on them centuries ago when you abandoned them. You deserve what you get. Go burn a church instead of seething against me.

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Orbiters, when will they learn? AHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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based! my queen puts down anyone that comes after her!
learn what? how amazing and divine of a woman aiste-sama is?

Aiste, can you house me? Thanks

Now, being serious. I have a friend from Norway who i have been drinking with every weekend until we pass out, he's a very nice guy.

Thank you, user I never forget those who are loyal to me.
Like an irl friend or a Discord one? Do you seriously want to come here? What would you even do?

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>Thank you, user I never forget those who are loyal to me.
thanks! it means a lot to hear that from you aiste. I'll always be around for you, so you don't have to worry about people messing up your threads anymore

When will one of you Norway fags take a pickaxes and slam it through this fucking trannies brain? It will radically improve all of our lives.

>tfw found a real female (female) Aiste and she sings good as well
youtube.com/watch?v=Sqld06njIMk

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back off. you're gonna have to move to another board if you continue talking about the queen of Jow Forums like that

I can't tell if you're trolling or just pathetic

neither. I'm just doing my duty to the queen of Jow Forums as a poster here.