ITT: Greentext the first bIowjob you gave or received

>Female here
>Told a guy I had never kissed anyone before.
>Had liked the guy for awhile. Wondered what would happen with a random question like this
>He said he could help me with that
>Starts kissing right away with the tongue
>Feels amazing
>Keep going
>Oddly goes quiet and we continue walking
>Decide to touch his dick
>So we go behind a building that looks abandoned
>He pulls it out and I watch him go up and down his dick
>I do the exact same thing and he starts growing.
>Decide to suck on it.
>Go around the top pull with my mouth
>About 4 minutes later he cums in my mouth.
>Oddly of what I was told by gfs there is no taste.
>Probably the best feeling is it getting hard and growing in my mouth.
>Decide to wait until he can come again then actually fuck
>He says he would go slow as I was a virgin at the time
>Felt a lot of pain and stretching but overall felt closer
>Like a different sort of family closeness you can't get unless you have sex
>Still with him 7.8 months later.
>Sex is great now ive tried tons of positions

Just goes to show you if you approach your crush they might actually be down to fuck and bf/gf you up.

The surprise dick scared me, was not expecting that.

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>19 or something
>smoking some weed with gay friend
>he gets his beef whistle out
>start sucking it
>he sucks mine

I actually enjoyed the giving way more than the receiving.

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but user that'd be super gay

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It's great right?#

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it sucked.

>in HS
>have gf I guess (only dates for like 2 weeks. guess it was like a trial period)
>at best bros house with her one evening after school
>we're on the couch in his basement while he's playing nintendo
>feeling each other up sort of. It's weak
>at one point he goes to get us food
>I go "hey, we're actually alone." jokingly
>she puts her hand on my semi-bone crotch
>I pull it out really quick
>she goes down for like 3 seconds, just licking the tip
>hear bro cominng back to the basement
>hastily put away and zip up
>pull the 'innocent but definitely not innocent' act when he comes back

First "real" bj was at movies with a friend of the same bro but I didn't get to finish. Still was aweosme though.

Does pussy eating stories count?

If it's a trap dick sure

Is this what awaits the average white robot in South America?

hahahah whewwww nice one OP
>at a party
>petite bobcut skater girl proto-art hoe 14 y/o slut was always pining on me at the bus stop cuz i was chill skater bro with long flow hair (i was 16)
>see her at a party and she sits in my lap
>get a boner
>go upstairs
>get some succ
>can't coom because virgie
>just play it off like im too drunk

first time i got the succ to completetion...
>bring two freshman sluts to my house to smoke a bowl during lunch break
>i lived down the street and had people over during lunch
>beta stacy goes inside for a second
>tell alpha stacy i want to get my dick sucked by the beta stacy
>alpha stacy tells me to go inside and wait in my room
>beta stacy goes back outside, and alpha stacy commands her to go in my room and suck my dick
>beta stacy comes into my room awkwardly and "so im here to suck your dick"
>take my shorts off and she kneels down between my legs
>sucks me off and i cum in her mouth
>she spits it up

i used to be a chad

>My first time having Le ebin secs
>With a prostitute cause I'm a 4
>I get in the room and pay upfront
>Since I was very anxious I took a huge anxiety crap at work and I asked her if I could have a shower
>After the shower I get in the bed and she puts her leg over me (I'm a manlet, 1m65cm)
>Donald_duck_boner.jpeg
>We chat for a while and she gets down to it
>She puts a condom on me and S U C C
>I don't feel a thing
>She asks me how it was and awkwardly say it was great
>She doesn't believe me
>We have Le secs
>I don't feel a thing
>I don't cum
>She gets mad at me
>I leave
All of that because I used to fap compulsively, I'm on no fap because of this experience, I just want to get my sensibility back.

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>17
>half-chinese girl from my hometown
>didn't let me cum in her mouth, only on her titties

We dated for a few months after. She eventually let me put it in her butt too.

>i asked a asian girl in highschool to go to homecoming dance,
> I pick her up and we get drunk in the car,
> it's litterally our first date and she is drunk as hell and we are making out,
> i ask her to suck my dick, she actually does it...
>I cum all over her face, she wipes off most off it, but there is still some left on her upper left side of her black hair...
>we go to the dance. I can still see the cum, but i dont tell her. I ended up marrying her though.

Well the people that suck the best dick have a dick

>be me
>4
>suckin my dads dick in the shower
>dont remember much else

stop trying to fit in with edgy racism and try it sometime

this board is fucking dead
good bye faggots

why don't you tell that story then

Yes. post them! hell yeah.

its ok brother dont be sad about it, u have discord?

Try what sometime? How was that edgy racism? You think I wouldn't try that?

I've told these stories on here before, but why not again.

>be 13
>hanging out at night in a park with friend and a girl he knew
>girl is known to be promiscuous
>suddenly end up playing truth or date
>eventually gets sexual
>girl is dared to suck my dead
>"I don't usually do this"
>yeahokay.jpg
>sucks it for a few minutes then stops
>rest of the night doesn't go anywhere
She was one of the few girls I can remember that I would consider legit ugly.

My last and only BJ to completion:
>be 16
>walking around semi-late at night
>randomly skinny African adult male saunters up to me
>"I'll pay you 10 bux to let me suck your dick"
>taken back a bit but say okay
>immediately get taken to a seedy apartment near us
>he goes down on me while playing with his own nipples
>I come pretty fast
>he spits it out
>gives me the money & lets me leave
It was a very weird experience and kinda gay, but to a horny hormonal teen, GETTING a blowjob FOR some spending money is a difficult opportunity to come across AND pass up. Not like I was groomed or anything; just some NSA thing that probably happens on Craigslist all the time.

by all means share

2nd story is pretty hot.

>Last year, girl looks a bit like pic
>Laying on bed with girl I've gone on a few dates with
>Shes super an awkward, shy, nerdy Asian cutie
>About 5'4, 100lbs, shoulder-length black hair
>Watching something on Netflix, don't remember what
>I'm fucking horny as all hell
>Decide to take a leap
>Kiss her (not like the pecks we'd done before, this is a deep kiss)
>She reciprocates, climbs on top of me
>FeelsGoodMan.rar
>Our tongues are pushing against one another
>She is slowly grinding on my throbbing erection
>Begin to grope her ass
>She pulls her sweater off
>I reach up to her breasts, begin to gently grab them
>She likes it, grinding with more force
>Slip right hand under her shirt, begin to grope
>Full speed ahead, Lads
>reach both hands behind her back, try to unhook bra
>I fucking can't, it won't unhook
>NotLikeThis.mpeg
>Our kiss breaks, she laughs
>Pulls her shirt off, unhooks her bra FROM THE FRONT
>I feel awkward, but then I see them
>Bouncy B cups, look like ski slopes
>Inches from my face
>TheLandOfMilkAndHoney.docx
>Grab one with my left hand, begin to suck the other
>Teasing her nipple with my tongue, gently nibbling like the internet told me to
>She loves it, shes making flustered noises and gasping
>Switch tiddy, proceed to suck and tease her left nipple
>Resume deep kissing
>She unbuttons her jeans
>It is time, brothers
>I move my hand past her zipper
>Begin rubbing her through her panties while kissing her neck
>Shes wet
>Move my hand into her panties, begin rubbing her
>Try to put my index and middle finger inside her
>She winces, doesn't feel good
>Just use index finger
>Fingering her while shes on top of me
>Shes breathing super heavy into my mouth, moaning
>Our kiss breaks, she falls back on the bed and I stand up...

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>Pull her pants off like a fucking animal
>Go in on her, begin to kiss her neck
>Slowly work my way down, kissing and sucking
>Between her breasts, onto her stomach, her navel
>Just like porn taught me
>Reach her panties, they're completely soaked
>Pull them off her, throw them on my floor
>Never had I felt more alpha in my entire life
>There is a sexy, naked, soaking wet Asian girl on my bed
>I did this
>Move my head between her thighs
>Have no idea how to eat pussy
>Just kind of kissing and sucking her general vaginal area
>Begin fingering her at the same time
>Her legs are wrapped around my neck
>No idea if shes enjoying it, but shes gasping and moaning a bit
>My cock is diamonds
>Try to use two fingers again
>no go
>This continues for some amount of time (maybe 10 minutes?)
>At one point she tenses up around me
>No idea if she came or was just shifting/it was just uncomfortable for her
>Decide my job is done
>Slide beside her on the bed
>Deep tongue kiss, stroking her thigh
>then... nothing
>She just kind of rubs my chest
>WTF IS HAPPENING
>Internally panicking
>After what feels like a minute of hell, she begins to rub me now softer cock though my pants
>WeAreBackInTheGame.uk
>My hormones are making me retarded
>I just unzip my pants and pull my cock out
>I'm now only like 40% erect
>Its hard to be at 100% for like 20 minutes without stimulation
>She begins to jerk me off
>Shes terrible but its the thought that counts
>Back to 100%
>God she is strangling it
>Really not that enjoyable
>Put my hand on the back of her head
>Guide her mouth to my cock
>She obliges, puts about 2 inches in her mouth
>Not sucking it, just holding it in her mouth
>"Yo this is fucked" I think to myself
>Begin to pressure the back of her head
>She starts bobbing up and down on it
>Moderately toothy but it still felt real nice
>She sucks for maybe 5 minutes? (time felt weird so I cant remember)
>Begins to go deeper, shes probably getting tired
>Takes almost my whole dick in...

>Hits the back of her throat
>She begins to choke
>Spits my peepee out
>Coughs a bit
>Goes back in for more
>Barely taking 3 inches in
>I decide its not going to happen
>Next time she spits it out, I lean in and kiss her
>Guess she gets the message, stops sucking
>Cuddles up beside me
>I envelop her with arms (I'm way bigger than her)
>I pull the covers over us and we fall asleep like that

That's the first time I received a blowjob. I didn't get to cum but I still look back fondly. She gave me head a few more times over the following weeks but I still never came. We even had sex once but it was also pretty bad because it was really painful for her. Still didn't cum. Long story short, we broke up a few weeks later. It started with some gay argument about minimum wage. Turns out she was completely unhinged and stopped taking her antidepressants (which I didn't even know she needed) without telling me. She was really broken up over it but I knew it was never going to work out between us. I still miss her sometimes. I haven't even gone on a date since her. Sometimes I wonder if things would have gotten better if I just stuck with her crazy self. Last time I checked she began dating a string of other white guys. I miss her sometimes but I realize that breaking up with her was the best thing I could do. I worry that I might never find another girl but if they're like her then its probably for the best. Sorry the story took a sad turn, lads.

If she happens to read this, hi V. Hope things are going well with you.

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I was going to save this pic, but GIS says it's from a Japanese junior idol, so NOPE.

Pretty cute, though.

> she succ the dicc
> i coom

>implying anyone will read your shit tier novel

tl;dr this shit or fuck off mate

Nothing too exciting

>Hire prostitute
>She puts my penis in her mouth

It was okay.

>tl;dr this shit or fuck off mate
Too busy to read like 1000 words? Read it or don't. I don't care.

tl;dr
>A girl sucked my peepee

would be worth reading if it wasn't autsiticaly fake