Consider me out of the loop lads but I just saw the coomer meme yesterday...

Consider me out of the loop lads but I just saw the coomer meme yesterday. I usually jack off 1-2 times a day but have no desire to today. Any robots feel the same?

>tfw after looking at nothing but Jow Forums porn ads for 4 years i've finally found the solution to masturbation

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i feel kinda bad bros, just let him live his life...

Watch some BLACKED, or better, BLACKEDRAW, and your drive to COOM will return.

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lol I also know that 1 day isn't anything to brag about by me. I'll come back with a field report in a week. That'd be an accomplishment, then a month, then a year. We're all going to make it bros

I unironically find the coomer meme to be one of the funniest memes off Jow Forums in a while. this IRL coomer that we found a couple days ago is just the (coom) icing on the cake

I think the wojak meme is honestly shit and uninspired, but Jason M is absolutely hilarious. Same with the 10,000 porn reviews guy.

Isn't Jason M the 10,000 porn reviews guy?

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I agree. Once you see the meme you also start noticing how ridiculously cluttered each board is with nonrelated pictures of girls in threads. And thats coming from someone that uses /o/ the most where you wouldn't really expect to see it.

I just love chaotic memes that spit in the face of any call for order (aka nofap)
the coomer meme is literally a fuck you to self-righteous nofap fags and it's great

That's the face of a coomer.

No ones been able to prove they're the same dude. Seems people just assumed

He looks so happy. It's good to have something you love in life. Otherwise why even be here?

what is this guys name and does he know that he's a meme?

Finally got to one of these coomer threads early:
People don't seem to know that Der Coomer PAID MONEY to touch these girls. He is NOT a Chad for actually grabbing them, he is a betabux for an entire industry.
If I paid a hooker to fuck her, that doesn't make me a Chad, and Der Coomer is paying money just to hug some professional whores.

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There are people that think this guy is a chad?

Yeah, on /tv/ there's been a shitton of coomer threads, but I always see them when there's over 100 replies (they somehow don't 404). I think some people don't know he paid to do this.

Dudes honestly living his best life, he's funny but people attacking him on twitter and sending him messages calling him a loser are cunts.

I always mocked you guys for masturbating so often and I myself don't even touch my pen for weeks in succesion, but after this meme I feel like insulting people based on horniness lost its flavour

It's Jow Forums. Losers are saying "omg so wholesome he looks so damn happy I wish I was this based" over and over. It's so incredibly sad.

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I mean the dude looks like a serial killer, paying porn stars to pretend to like him is the best he'll get. Let him enjoy his cope.

bullshit i got b& from /tv/ for posting coomer

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What the fuck, I always get a global ban for shitposting.