/r9gay/ - #832

I cannot think of a single thing about this song that is not trash.

hetshit get out

let me guess next you're gonna say sia, melina Martinez, and Taylor swift trash youtu.be/-BjZmE2gtdo

sorry user but you failed the gay test

What's that? Another wholly unoriginal muh relationship pop song? That would be iteration number, hmm, about 10 million something, perhaps? Trash.

>actual zoomer flamer posting hours
Yikes.

>complaining about zoomers while using reddit lingo
Big yikes fella, on top of that you're a phone poster
I don't see you sharing your music tastes

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>tfw no umpah umpah bf

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I wouldn't know what is and what is not reddit lingo as I do not visit reddit.

But sure, here you go:
youtube.com/watch?v=wXmL55DwuaQ

Porn overindulgence. Do nofap and date a boy

he said post music, that doesn't have vocals

i like that song
does anyone like this? youtube.com/watch?v=B_Y4AM5X8Xs
i need more thrash

>classical music
Get a load of this nerd

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Not hiim but classical is nice so is some jazz

Normalfaggot trash
Good choice

what is that cartoon goat man. this music sounds like its made for fags

>this music sounds like its made for fags
-t soft ear

im only just listening to metal music. i liked dismember and candlemass

>het refereed to me as a man
I'm a boy who does not soak in lotion, shave, wax, do my eyebrows, makeup, avoid any rough work just to be called a man.

be normal and stop infantilizing yourself

>doom
eh that stuff is ok
youtube.com/watch?v=CQO3GQROBHw
try this

sorry i call everyone man or dude

>sir
Why does this make me uncomfortable?

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>met BF while we were doing trapshit last year
>I grow out of it because it was just something fun for me during my neetdom
>he himself has a mental breakdown and literally lights all the shit on fire because a single person calls his skinny ass ugly online
>since then all he ever talks about is fucking me in girl's clothes, jerking off, or us both wearing trapshit
>every damn day
it's starting to take a toll so I plan on telling him flat out that I want to try and reconnect. daily reminder to not get serious with traps or to be one yourself.

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just dress up with him, its fun

He doesn't want to though, he's clearly cis gender and just wants a normal gay relationship. Hopefully he manages to get through this

If it were just a cute little fetish he had I'd be okay with it, but he honestly obsesses over crossdressing. It's about 75% of what he ends up talking about all day, the rest being a mashup of anecdotes about his chronic masturbation, body dysphoria, and how much he wants to fuck. It wasn't like this in the beginning and I'm actually getting worried for him at this point.

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accidentally squealed when shaking hands with 6'4 boss and put thumb in mouth. do you think they know im gay?

meant to reply with

user it sounds to me like he is too obsessed with this. I know you probably don't want to deal with something like this but are you sure he might not be trans? You should ask him because this kinda sounds like AGP and he's probably projecting his dysphoria onto you.

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You should play girls frontline bro, that shit is dope and I will add you

is your boss hooot?

Yeah he's experiencing gender dysphoria but I can assure you it's because he compares himself to anime traps like an idiot

What do Omegle users do if I just stare?

Based. Fuck KDA and fuck KDAniggers

i said he's 6'4 didn't I?

>tfw wanna be soft boi but too much effort and I have rough man job
fuck it, starting this weekend I am going boi mode

When I think of a bf I think of an anime boy.
Am I retarded or is this common?

>hieghtfags
Yikes! Please stop fetishizing hieght you cumbrain flamboyant faggots

Where my bf

i played gfl for a while but i didn't like the grinding you had to do for the echelons

No. Anime boys are pure and ideal, and you want the best bf possible so your mind naturally wants 2d

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I know that feel. My cousins have tall husbands.

Getting 6 echelons is ez pz though user. Or you can just pay 4 bucks and Kalina will make all your money woes disappear. If you get back into it, you should add me. I can be your support echelon bf

>tfw no smoking bf who blows his smoke in my face
>tfw asthma

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are you mostly wagies or neets?

Wagie on the loose from his cagie, reporting in. I need a bf who has a good job so we can both retire by 45 and do fun things together all the time

i played for quite a while but it really wasn't for me, if it had an auto mode for grinding i might get back into it

neet, formerly part time wagie, will be in school soon

Are there boys that are anywhere close to the level of perfection 2d reaches? How can I love a 3d being when I know 2d will always have him beat? This is concerning.

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str8 if you wouldn't

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You can love your 3d boi knowing he loves you despite you not being perfect too uwu

>beard
Hard pass. Prison gay gang WHERE WE AT???

>tfw no bf to sniff and lick my sweaty unwashed neet cock
why live?

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Maybe experience will change your preferences?

Oh ya that seems likely... pfffft

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I've stopped believing that I could find a woman that will actually care about me beyond what I can provide for her or how confident I am

Is it possible to find a loving bf who appreciates you for who you are? I don't want to get used for sex by degenerates

Hello, you rang? I am looking for a sweet, monogamous guy that cares about himself enough to be able to love others. Would love to be your prison gay bf. Assuming our interest mesh and we hit it off of course

height doesn't mean he's attractive, what's he like shtoopid

jerk off or skip usually

>tfw an idiot

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>grindr keeps rejecting my tinder pics

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What's a prison gay bf user?

>tfw no bf to throw me out of the bed

>dating apps
It's like you want to be pump and dumped.

sounds like retardation desu

It means he is a faggot in denial that prefers feminine men because he is actually a straightoid like yourself preying on insecure byootiful gay bois

yall have internalized homophobia? cuz yall look like you have it

We call that being normal where I am from. Shit, fags should be the most homophobic. Gotta police our own community

I did until my early-mid 20s. Kept trying to force being straight and it never worked. Probably still do since I'm closeted and don't like PDAs.

Tfw no bf to spoon

Where you at

personal data asistants?

sucking on my necklace makes me feel cute. i hope it gets me a bf.

Public displays of affection. Holding hands or kissing my boyfriend in public. I feel like everyone's looking and judging.

because they are
im even judging straightoids

suck on this and you will get a bf *unzips foreskin*

tbqh modern people have a disgusting addiction to smartphones. This social media stuff is getting out of control.

>durr why are people using mini-super-computers everywhere
neck yourself luddite

>when he puts his entire weight on your g spot
hnnnnnng i live for that shit

>tfw no smartphone hating bf

>tfw no bf that will let me bully his prostate

>tfw bf got upset because i don't text him enough
How am I supposed to text while I'm driving or at work?

bf with prostate right here, jokes on you though cause you didn't say cute

Yeah but you are already cute, so who is the joke really on?

I used to get very upset about this to and lemme tell you it stems from insecurity, trust issues, and immaturity. Just tell him you can't text and drive

my bfs so pure even all his panties are white.

is inside boys asshole pink or what color?

Why don't you suck my dick? Why don't you get down on your knees, pull down my boxers and lick my big fat cock from base to tip? Go struggle to fit the entirety of my dick in your small inferior mouth only good for sucking cock and gag and choke as strands of saliva drip down further and further to my swollen cum packed ballsack? What do you think you fucking asshole? You poop from there, it's obviously going to be pink covered in brown shit particles.

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>bfs granddad is conservative
just put him in a home already.

Any place to talk to gaybots without lewdposting and constant sexual insinuations?

>Any place to talk to gaybots without lewdposting and constant sexual insinuations?
Talking to meow

>tfw no cute eu bf to dom me and make me his slut

I KEEP GETTING CALLED FEMALE BRAINED AAAAAVAAGHHAHHHHHHGHH

Why must I act like a literal female? Is this just how gayfags like us are, am I just like retarded in the brain? I'm a boy REEEE

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