This is what femanons are actually like, right?

You should take better care of yourselves.

i dont see the point in wearing clean clothes all the time when i never leave the house.

pretty gross user, i at least change my socks and undies

I'm depressed and hate myself desu. Also, I don't go outside. I just stopped wearing underwear now since they got crusty

So basically being trapped under you would actually smell like being trapped under someone

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God, I wish that were me.
Femanons find me please

i understand, but my self loathing drives me to keep my uh nono squares smelling clean at least

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You should give it a try. It's a small step that might make you feel better about yourselves.

how much for a sniff qt?

Lucky you desuu

speak for yourself I smell like Bath and Body Works Magic in the Air Ultra Shea Body Cream and Oway Glossy Nectar

I want everyone on this board right now to message someone you are thankful for and let them know they mean something to you.

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But what if a nice gentleman breaks into your house?

my doggies will eat him

thanks for being the ever-optimistical faggot that has to pop up in a thread for no reason
it means a lot to me to be able to laugh at your retardation with no abandon

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Oh my fuck, thank you for introducing me to a fetish I never knew I needed in my life.

He'll probably leave when he smells the inside.

Post more poofy and comfy dresses.

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Don't you want him to sweep you off your feet?

not really? i like rotting in my neet cave.

Are her panties covered in shit?

Its apparently piss

You can do it, femanon. I believe in you.

You can't fool me. You just find it comfortable.

If he cleans my laundry then sure, I will love him forever.

What if he will only do you laundry on the proviso that you accompany him?

Can someone please tell me what kind of porn this is i need more

Try . They have everything.

Will he brush my messy hair and give me clothes that look semi presentable on the outing? Then maybe

She needs to drink some water. I'm worried.

Give her your peepee water

>Will he brush my messy hair
Yes.
>give me clothes that look semi presentable on the outing
No. He will insist you endure it so that you learn your lesson about leaving the laundry for three weeks. He may offer you his hoody during the excursion, if it becomes apparent you are distressed.

I think she's probably fine

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>tfw no tentacle rapist gf

PLEASE, I need MOAR
this thread is not dying on my watch

evidently my watch is not over

How do I find a femanon who is like this in the figurative sense?

reek*
seems like your grammar needs more work than your hygiene.

your feet, right? I need a whiff

You are pathetic and really a waste of time.

I was having fun.

Tf is she doing his face on?

Oh really? Oh how good for you.

I dunno but I feel like a lot of nerdy introverted girls are into /x/ shit and have fantasies, sexual or not, of being some kind of monster girl/eldritch abomination/etc.

Are you going to entertain me now, user?

I am not going to entertain you anymore, ever.

>anymore
Have you done so already?

Are you never tired of being an attention whore?

I used to spend more time smelling nice until I realized how many guys are into sweaty, smell, unshaved neet girls.

another good thread derailed by whores and orbiters. i hate this board

What makes it hilarious is that they probably aren't even femanons. They all sound like larpers to me.

what is this tentacle dress fetish called
I need more of it what tags do I search

Yes. Add more salt and barbed spikes to those tentacles.

I want to know, too.

Absolutely disgusting.

No. It would be lovely.

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My dick says yes, but my head says no.

The salt sounds highly specific. Do you mean to increase suffering or for seasoning for consumption?

Also heres the pixiv artist link guys ive never seen anyone else make this tyoe of art. Theres atleast one more same type of monster girl in there.

pixiv.net/member_illust.php?illust_id=76416838&mode=medium

Sweaty and smelly i can understand. Unsahevwn too, but only in armpits and nethers.

>I dunno but I feel like a lot of nerdy introverted girls are into /x/ shit and have fantasies sexual or not of being some kind of monster girl/eldritch abomination/etc.

That sounds awesome. Good thing female monster lore is basically just old timey femdom porn.

This is basically the stuff i was expecting it wasnt really a dump thread.

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Am I the only one who would rather get wrapped up in a skirt's frills than slimy tentacles? A girl covering me in her big frilly skirt and petticoat would be absolutely amazing!

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Tentacles seems like a better metaphor for being smothered in her own body. But i do see what you're getting at, sounds almost like a Role reversal version of a guy draping a woman in his cape.

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>a femanon will never rob you of your virginity
why live?

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Because you all are old men. woof woof

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Never thought about it like that, but yeah, you're right.

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I am 23. Can I pass?

Used goods.
2+2rignal

Yes but only with his tongue

How about a pure 21 year old virgin

Hey, I'm 31. I'm not old!

I feel old, though.

Not shota enough.

You can't be a robot if you're under 25.

Is 19y.o. shota enough?

I can pretend to be one.

I'm Asian so I look young, does that help?