Be me

>be me
>24 yo loser Neet
>gonna inherit 100k soon
>gonna try and gamble with it
>if I make it to 1 million I'm gonna buy a small comfy apartment and invest the rest
>if I lose it all, I'll off mself

Rate my masterplan

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Congratulations. You got yourself caught. So what's the next step of your "master plan" ?

looking foward to the results user
Either you come here to show us the good or to stream you necking yourself

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Do you know how to gamble?

just fucking wait for the launch of the calibra coin, see the retards leave btc, buy btc then watch it moon when retards realize zuckenberg wants their financial data

put it all into ChainLink and thank me in 2 years

Why not invest the 100k and not risk losing it all? Gambling doesn't work, the house always wins.

I have considered this same plan so many times.

>the house always wins
Wrong. The house wins in the long-term.

There's gonna be a livestream of me gambling.. and maybe another livestream after that.
Yes I do. Only gonna play Blackjack.
Not worth it. Either 1 mil or death. I win either way.
I'll go for it. I have nothing to lose.

i basically know how to gamble and win all the time. ill show u if u bring me on a gambling trip lol

dont be dumb op you literally just have to put it all into chainlink right now its literally down from $4 to $1.60, go all in screenshot this and thank me

I hope you're joking because that plan is slightly less stupid than just setting the money on fire.

youtube.com/watch?v=yTU7SebK6EE

It's going to end like this.

This.
Investing is literally like gambling but with a better chance for winning

>gambling it

0/10 you are gonna lose all your money if you do that

>26y/o dropout working a shitty job
>great grandfather was CEO of a major company but some fuckery in his will prevented his son (my grandfather) from ever inheriting it
>once grandpa dies our family will get the money
>was a few million dollars in the 70s, just been growing ever since
>will be split between like 5 of us
>grandpa just got diagnosed with cancer
Here I come, boys

It doesn't make any difference what you know, unless you're talking about a game involving other players.

No. It's more likely that he'll lose it than win but if it's just for a limited time, he might win.

You should give me half. That way I can gamble for you and it takes less time for you to become a millionaire.

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Blackjack is cruel. Play craps or Texas holdem

Fuck you NEETCHAD I wish I was in that situation. Damn you, I'm fucking jealous.

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>be 23 year old neet
>dad cant even help me get a cashier gig
>parents are retarded if they think ill do more chores simply because they died

I could easily just live off 100k for the rest of my life and offset expenses by working part time 2-3 days a week in a comfy low effort job. Yet you're planning on throwing it all away and then killing yourself. Absolutely pathetic.

>Rate my masterplan
It's moronic. You can invest the money into property or some shit and rent it out, easy, regular, consistent income to support yourself without doing anything.

if your hero plan is to suicide bomb a large gathering of females, it's perfect

if not, needs improvement

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You're going to lose the money and die knowing you're a genuine loser, you faggot. Rethink your plan.

Agreed, the plan's a bit on the absurd side. Why not invest the 100k?

very smart plan user keep it going

>Win and get 1mil
>Now have a 100% win rate
>gamble 1m and make 10m
>repeat
>????
>profit

You just broke the system. Dont tell anyone about this

I like it user god

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That's more likely to give him a profit but less likely to get him a million fast

Pretty based and solid to be honest.
If you win, you will get a nice amount of money and if you lose you can just check out of this nigger world.

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hamble 10k

i've lost 40k last year