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Shippy stop messing about and come home you daft sod :]

OP image needs an overhaul next year.
We should start discussing it now.

>had a burger king binge last night and felt shit; really need to stop the fast food; it's like fuelling a car with dogshit
>wake up today at 8.30 am after 6 hours of sleep
>browse internet on phone in bed for almost two hours
>try to get back to sleep but can't
>browse internet, drink coffee, do chores
>go to gym and I'm way too fucking tired to do anything but light cardio
>go in to central London to walk around a bit
>walk in central central London and I'm saddened after seeing so many Staceys
>go to British museum and in front there's a qt (possibly Stacey) (white) girl handing out leaflets as the old Chinese Falun Gong woman watches her with a clipboard
>walk around museum, see old shit
>go walking through Tottenham court road and it's a dash of gentrified buildings, a dash of happy students everywhere, and a pinch of hipster; i.e., it demoralised me
>go for my usual walk (I walked for 5 miles today in total)
>now drinking coffee

I've been saddened by the sight of many Staceys and qts today. And many Chad and Stacey couples, who look at me like I'm a worm.

In the morning it felt like summer but it was already dark before 8 pm so summer is well and truly over.

I opened a savings account and put money in it and it's not leaving the account unless I have some sort of emergency. If I had learned that habit even 3 years ago, I'd be rich compared to now.

Do you think it's worth having a weekend retail job for extra money even if I have a full time job? I would save more money but my free time and dignity would be obliterated. I am really indecisive about this.

I randomly googled "discrete maths bsc" and read the curriculum for it on a university website. This stuff is like wizardry compared to the dull shit I did.

I have never been in a type-A environment. Not an elite university or workplace with high performers.

I went to a London taco bell last week and it was good and cheap. KFC is always soggy. Burger king is overpriced and McDonalds is mostly bland now.

Would be neat to have a banner that linked to /britfeel/ in the catalogue, like you sometimes get banners that link to other boards.

Not at all against this but should be a similar format.

>Using the correct OP image edition
I keep forgetting to put correct images on my afk posting device.
Be a dear n post the psd thing.

haha yeah mate that's fascinating thanks
*turns around and walks away*

here's the daytime image for you fren

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>light cardio
According to you this is squatting 130kg 3x8

Pirated the new Zelda
Feel bad that I got it earlier than those who bought it legit but they're getting a good game

do you expect someone to read this shit?

>almost inspirational
Well the character is a loser incel so he can't be expected to be successful can he? You can relate to the main character and Raphael but they're not supposed to be 'inspirational' in any way

Link's Awakening remake? Yeah I know it's good, you didn't need to tell me.

Still not going to buy a Switch until we get Metroid Prime 4 or a new F-Zero.

>shippy got nonce hunted.......

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>shippy is tied up in someone's boot halfway up the M1

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First Tim, then Shippy

Who will be the next to fall from SCEA curse?

Thanks user.
I should try remember and save them.
I do care, just bloody forgetful

Yeah that's the one.
If you do eventually buy a Switch then at least seek out one that hasn't been patched if you can. They will be a bit more expensive (already ebay has listings for unpatched Switches) but the cost is more than worth it as those will always be exploitable and therefore vastly preferable for homebrew and games.

SCEA has the opposite of the midas touch. Everything he touches turns to complete and utter shite

>tfw started doing nightwalks while drinking

it's pretty comfy but i hate it when i walk past someone and i think they can tell

Good review of that book by Houellebecq

Yeah, we do notice. But so what as long as you keep yourself to yourself?

yeah. i don't bump into others much as i live in a semi-rural town but it's just comfy walking along country roads having a drink

Nightwalks are meant for the sober lad, it's supposed to enhance lucidity.

Bored? why not check this extremely hot active server, for the best lewds of females and trapps!

discord gg/6jhcJ5W

No thank you Zeus, I don't want to join the /britfeel/ Radio discord

waste of booze. I like to sit in my comfy living room and have a match on in the background or do a bit of research.

Any TMNT stuff on there?

Any comfy boys watching the footy

me fren in bed too

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Can anyone recommend a good place to get a smoothie in London?

Based, I'm still sat at my desk, gonna have din dins at half time and then spread out on my sofa under the blanket. What game you watching?

anyone on ashbringer EU wanna quest in hillsbrad with me?

you live alone? part of the reason i do this is so my mum can't see me drink

start drinking wine and put it in a ribena bottle or something, carrying a can is sad

Pop round in the morning mate. I'll whip ye up a smoothie from my arsehole. Oh aye.

Not him but those coffee cups are good for sly drinking in public

yep. Watching the chelsea game it's fucking dire

I read it. Don't be mean

imagine blowing a fat load on chikas face

the other day i had a wank to sophie dee drinking a smoothie from her arsehole

thanks for reminding me lad, was a rushed wank though, should go back and do it properly

my stinky neet poo this morning was a runny boi bristol 7 and smelt of scorched earth. might be ded soon lads
I feel it lad. Sorry for your sads
>not on his cute feets

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>sophie poster is one the anons that encourage the pedo weeb

Interesting.

Barcelona v Dortmund

Tell me you support them at least, otherwise /why/
I'm watching Barca Dortmund, not that it's much better

why didn't anyone show up to albert dock?

Would you say that a typical robot is smarter or dumber than the average person?

smarter
my iq is literally in the double digits

Does shippy have a court date yet?

Trying to find a pelican in RDR2 for like an hour now

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Albert dock sounds like when you touch dick piercings with another guy
what's the charge? he's not even done anything weird lately

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meant triple digits

Size of this fucker filmed in Wiltshire

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live with my parents. they don't like it so I try to cut it down to 3 nights a week.

all the britfeel lads are thinking about spaffin off on ur face does that make you horny

18th October for sentencing. Pre-sentence report doesn't look good
Shippy attended Oxford Crown Court on 15th September where he plead guilty to 5 counts of animal abuse, 3 counts endangering the welfare of an animal, 2 counts of assaulting a police officer, resisting arrest and driving without insurance.
Given the nature of the crimes and his history he's looking at 3 to 5 years minimum.

fuck that. i only like drinking completely alone

This is a good one BN. Keep me posted.

Nobody even knows what I look like though so it is kind of stupid

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No we're not SP. Stop this lewdness

>15th September
Court doesn't sit on Sundays!

>driving without insurance.
This is where you slipped up, it's literally his job to drive across the country so Mercedes wouldn't let him do that without insurance.

Cor. Just thinking about MINGE. Minge n wankin. Wankin n SPAFFIN.

Phwoar gonna be top shagger me like.

I would say big cums like a true gentelman rather than a wretched chav word like 'spaff'

My favourite Shippy gimmick was when he got stupidly excited over the mere prospect of BritNormie being in the thread (he would act as though he'd came in his boxers).
No longer. That's gone for good.

Mind out the way lads I'm going to shiiiiiiiit!

You don't like social drinking? only way I can get by socially desu.

I'm NOT in love, so don't forget it. It's just a silly phase I'm going through.
And just because I call you up don't get me wrong, don't think you've got it made.

I'm a trad thot, I liked the Banbury map. I can admit it now he's gone

unless you are a literal retard with a cleft palate you are getting spaffed on
+ we've all seen that hot lil bod

>Cor. Just thinking about MINGE. Minge n wankin. Wankin n SPAFFIN.

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i do but i don't have many friends. i agree with you though, drinking is the only way to make bars/pubs fun

>bored as hell
>just makes me want to drink
Fuck offfff I am not going to drink

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Some say shippy was the architect of his own demise.

lately i've been hard to reach

im glad you got the gallon of cOOM i sent you my sxc angel

i've been too long on my own

He once accused me of being 'Gordon'
I didn't have the heart to tell him I wasn't

It's been 3 years since I last saw her and I suddenly can't stop thinking about her and how I shouldn't have left that highschool just because I was a friendless loser there and got jumped on once. I think I have some serious psychological problems, why do I keep having dreams about her and about my old school when I used to feel miserable there, is it Stockholm syndrome? On the other note why am I crazy about this girl? Sure she was nice and pretty and one of the few girls who sometimes communicated with me and were generally polite but why am I still obsessing over her? I keep overthinking and rewinding even the most boring and routine interactions I've had with her. But the one that hits me real hard is that one time when she suddenly turned to me and awkwardly told me that I'm a "good person" several times, we didn't even have a conversation shortly before or after that strange action of hers - she told me this, turned her attention back to the teacher and left me tormenting myself with this thought ever since.

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everyone has a private world
where they can be alone

what's all this about then mate :]

are you calling me, are you trying to get through
are you reaching out for me, and I'm reaching out for you

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He murdered bobbin for god sake.

Good on you lad hang in there, you're better off without it.

I know. I was just being silly doing muh ebin bants. I'm not good at it. And you're a feetsfella anyway

The RSPCA murdered Bobbin.

>Good night Andrew

Yeah she's into me.

>tfw whenever I hear about something bad happening to a woman I always say that to myself pfft that would never happen to my ex i'd protect her then realise we're not together anymore
movies for this feel?

BIG fan of ShipAnon being remembered as a bumbling fool.

do you still talk with HC?

I know it's fucking retarded and my projections about her ever liking me are total bollocks but I can't help it.

Remember when he put his foot under ebins car tyre? What a plonker

Am I invited to the wedding? Is all of britfeel?

>What a plonker
He sure was a plonker.

anyone remember disclosure

yeah not much friends here either user. I guess that's why I come on here.

Yeah

When I get married I'll have a special section of the pews for /britfeel/

How'd the nonce hunters get ya then shippy?

I'm not him, just a friend and supporter.