How do I become an orbiter?
How do I become an orbiter?
James Sanders
Wyatt Wood
I am going to stick around on this post to see if we get some answers
Hunter Richardson
why would you want that?
100% originally
Gavin Cooper
We all orbit a sun so we all are orbiters.
Noah Fisher
god society sucks
Adrian Richardson
based 6th grade poster
Christopher Hill
>Thinks guys like the "natural" look
well I do
>How do I become an orbiter?
Be polite and non-threatening. Dress and groom preppy, you have to be clean and neat and a little nerdy. Have something to offer her: do homework for her, change lightbulbs for her, etc. Introduce her to people who are cooler/more attractive than you. If you are completely incompetent you can be her emotional tampon and listen to her complain about how chad ghosted her.
Jace Phillips
I really like skinny girls with really long hair that they put into a nerdy bun.
Tyler Roberts
why is society so occupied with sex/status?
chuckle'd
Ayden Wright
sounds cute
Where's my Becky gf?
Nolan Sanchez
ive always been more attracted to beckies than stacies tbqh. stacies are just too much to deal with
Zachary Morgan
Honestly.
I'm bullied/robbed user from that one thread and I've been desperate to find a young mistress to feed my money.
Mason Jenkins
wtf I look just like that but with bigger tits
Caleb Parker
same desu except i dont wear those retarded ass yoga pants and meme bun
Aiden Evans
I just wear leggings because theyre comfy and I'm too lazy to put in effort beyond that and a hoodie...sad!
Isaiah Price
How do you like your eggs?
pls respond
Oliver Gray
Can someone make a loyal black girl version of this? The Britnney or something, and have her only date white guys.
Brandon Peterson
>I just wear leggings because theyre comfy
No u dont. You wear them because you's a hoe that want guys to look at your ass. You know what is comfier? sweatpants. I wear them because I dont want to look like a whore
Jack Richardson
Over easy or medium. I have particular taste. If you fuck up my eggs I cant fucks with you
Ayden Morgan
>tfw femanon and just want to orbit cute smol twinks
>comes to r9k to anonymously flirt and be kind to anons, hope i can make them smile and make their day a little brighter
>never contactfag out of fear that things would get emotionally messy
>cuddle pillow and pretend it's a cute nerdy boy instead
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Nolan Parker
I'm not a cute twink but I am Jow Forums and smol
orbit me pls
Zachary Cook
>You wear them because you's a hoe that want guys to look at your ass.
Implying I ever leave my house
I don't like eggs
Leo Cox
do you work out because you think it will make women like you more, or because you find satisfaction in it? i hope it's the latter and not the former.
Landon Collins
Are you willing to, originally, be my gf?
Benjamin Ward
How about boiled and I'll fertilise your eggs?
Nathan Sanchez
Over easy but only if I have something to sop it up. Like corned beef hash. My favorite breakfast is corned beef hash with a drizzling of BBQ sauce then covered with an over easy egg or two (depending on the amount of hash). Then a slice of toast or two, slathered with a moderately sized layer of jam/jelly. Finish with some hash browns and chocolate milk.
That is heaven on a plate.
Eli Perez
Oh and ketchup all over the hash browns, I forgot that part.
Ayden Reed
Just befriend a girl that you desperately want to fuck and never make a move. Simple.
Evan Morales
Also, you can add some Van de Camps pork and beans (not shilling, that's just my favorite) to make it into dinner.
Josiah Martin
This sounds like a lot of food and effort. Are you a woman of large size?
I may be too lazy for your taste.
sounds good though