/r9gay/ - #833

>tfw there's not a single aussie gaybot other than me, I'm seriously the only one on this whole continent

How come every single one of you faggots don't actually want a guy but an anime woman with a penis? You guys are the faggots of faggots

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I just want a normal looking guy, what your describing is a prisongay

hey fellow aussie, you in nsw?

>tfw no below average-looking bf(male)

this user is right! where my fujos at?

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I want a cuteboy not a trap!

Favorite m anime?

anyone else gave their first bj before their first kiss?

Silence shlomo, i will wear skirts and suck dick and no one will stop me, it is the ultimate enlightenment

>bf blacks out whenever he cums
>fucking him harder just makes it worse
what to do?

stop lying
-t qld

keep fucking him, somnophilia is the best thing ever

Hello, I'm right here! How are you? I'm sorry for the messy hair.

I'm right fucking here, you blind fag.

dead thread
ded fagboys

>tfw no genetically engineered dime-a-dozen perfectly manufactured kpop bf

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I am a straight guy looking to experiment, would anyone wanna try oral on me and I could do the same?

so whats the point of these threads? I'm bi, more gay than straight (probably a 4 on the kinsey scale), have any of you actually met each other? or gotten e-bfs? whats the point of having a homo thread

for gay robots to talk, hang out, relate to one another, and become friends, or possibly more. im sure people have gotten more out of these threads than you think user

A place to be, even for a defunct loser.

Is 183 pounds a healthy weight for a guy who is 5 feet 10 inches?

pretty based, I was just wondering. Never really come in these threads, even though I like cute dudes and cock. Pretty shocked there's been 833 threads.

Depends, are you muscular, or fat?

gaylord

>one just wants that they cannot have
oh, that must be why I want anyone

no you are definitely on the chubby side unless you're fakin shredded

No u

Ahdhsishsudoriginal

honestly me too, the mods have tried to stop the threads a couple times but i honestly think that these threads have maybe helped closeted robots come to terms with stuff and maybe be more honest with themselves about being gay. maybe that's just wishful thinking but 833 threads has to mean something right?

i hope we can do /r9gay secret santa or something fun like that. there was a secret santa thread on Jow Forums the last two years and it was a lot of fun.

I see /r9gay/ is prison gay again.

Hello, I am doing fine. Just a little sleepy. How are you? Your hair looks fine by the way.
Oh.

>bf wont let me sleep with my head in his underwear and my face in his crotch
he says it makes him uncomfortable. I just want to get cock dizzy all night long...

Is prison gay a meme? Im 20 and starting to consider downloading grindr and maybe hitting up some femboy, maybe that would the thing im missing and blossom fully my hatred of women

Aww, sleepyboys! I'm on nosleep right now. You really think my hair is okay? I worried so much about it..

Have you considered his armpit as an alternative? Also,
>reeee bfposter get out

>I'm on nosleep right now.
Why didn't you get some sleep, user?! And yes, your hair looks fine and even cute.

I couldn't fall asleep! I wasn't hugging anyone! T-thanks, n-noone's ever said that! They always say I look like a girl with long hair.

Do you feel remorse after you commit a sinful act?

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I'd have offered for you to hug me so you could sleep, if only I had known.

sinning is fun tho

That's very kind of you, fellow average bf. Do you have any plans for today? School? Work?
I feel good for a few minutes then the remorse sets in and I have a day-long battle with myself over whether it's ok to do (thing) or not.

>Do you have any plans for today?
None at all really. Just a boring day of typical boring laundry aaaaaa

Oooo laundry! What size are you? If one of us is smaller they could wear the others oversized shirts!

I wear 2x shirts 2bh, what about you user?

xxl? I wear xls or ls usually! May I borrow (forever) one of the shirts you're about to throw in the laundry?

Oh, yeah, I forgot the L. I must be more tired than I thought, but yeah you can borrow one of my shirts, but it's musky at the moment I'm pretty sure.

O-oh it's okay user! I like the smell of musk! I'm bretty tired too, I wish I could snooze but I'm in class!

>too young to drink
>everyone getting drunk
>bf pulls my face into his crotch so i can at least get cock drunk

this be my bf

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Notice me senpai :( origigay

Well if you're okay with my musk then feel free to wear it! What class are you in?

Stupid economics! I hate it!

you might freak out if you got close to an irl cock and man ass

Oh no, that sounds so boring! How much longer before school is over?

I just wanna cute boyfriend.

Totally original post right over here.

Another day, another meow

How dare you, economics is really interesting.

Go back to lgbtlmnog you fagoli

2 more hours! ;-;
Shut up

Are you just too much of a brainlet to understand it?

>2 more hours! ;-;
You can do it, user! What is your next class?

>giving attention to dumb zoomers
Cwinge

>tfw no big bf so I can wear his big hoodies and stuff when I get cold

>friendly neighborhood boy always smiling
he has to be gay right? no way someone can get that happy without getting their dicked every fortnight right?

>tfw will never be big unless I get a small bf
>tfw average

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanon save me

>tfw want a big bf
>tfw 6'1

anyone else only attracted to black men?

>tfw wants a smol bf
>tfw 5'6
YOU CAN'T
ALWAYS GET
WHAT YOU WAAANT

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Not "only" but I am have some mild attraction to the skin tone, not so much the features. I could never see myself dating a black person.

same
at least wearing eachothers hoodies, the apparent holy grail with this relationship thing, will be practical as well as comfy

>tfw 6'5
>tfw will never be the smol bf
hurts bad

>tfw you will never sing a duet with Jonathan Young and then cuddle
>tfw no heavy metal bf
youtube.com/watch?v=o-IzvO-F5QA

>anime covers
yikes cringe

You degenerate faggots. Now I'm joining! I got topped while fucking a bottom yesterday in a sandwich threesome. I like sucking dicks. I like taking it in the ass too. Does that makes me a slut? Or a respectable bi person?

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he does other stuff too. he's hot as fuck and talented
youtube.com/watch?v=FDDeCaP_HGI

Alternatively, any other website on the internet, thank you.

woah bwo posted some cwinge

You mean to tell me that the point of this thread is to show how gay you are while complaining like retards that you don't get to have sex?
I mean yesterday I wasn't even identifying as homosexual and got sex with Grindr in a matter of HOURS. How ugly and insufferable can you possibly be?

>doctor said I need glasses for the rest of my life
It's over for me, isn't it?

Dont listen to mad incels that hate on everyone here

I don't complain about not having sex, that's simple as a faggot. Love and companionship are whats difficult

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I cannot relate as I can't love anyone, male or female.

fair enough, good luck with the psychopathy

This is not a hookup thread, nor a hookup discussion thread. This is a thread for gay robots. Since you aren't one, could you kindly move this kind of discussion on aforementioned boards where it belongs? Thank you.

>gay robots
Kek

guys with glasses are cute, cheer up

yes, he's bottoming out bbc on nudist beaches while you're gone

>tfw no minsk bf

i like my glasses because i don't like my face

now THAT is deserted