LTT: Greentext the first bIowjob you gave or received

lTT: Greentext the first bIowjob you gave or received

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>its her first blowjob
>her teeth grind against my dick
>all sense of pleasure is lost due to the pain I am feeling

She has gotten better, but damn that was bad.

my sisters friend gave her first blowjob a few days ago. she called me really nervous and said a friend was coming over and she was nervous because he was only coming for the blowjob
she called like 10 minutes later saying that it was really weird and that she was shaking from her nerves. today she called crying saying that she regrets it.

shes 14.

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>shes 14

YIKES

You've GOT to be FUCKING KIDDING ME user. I saw this webm on another thread last night, didn't download it, and was trying to search through the archives for it and no luck. So I suck up my pride, fap to some other shit, log on an hour or so later and bam; there it is. On my fucking board like it never left. For fucks sake cunt.

Leave this board immediateIy

the first time i sucked a guys dick i deepthroated him while he came, choked and gagged on it. some jizz went down my throat and some out out my mouth and onto the floor. he tasted awful and i could taste it for hours. insanely hot though i still think about it all the time when i jerk off

shes a nice girl too, i felt really bad when she called because she was crying and saying she wishes she was dead. i hope she can go back to being her normal autistic self and talking about anime with me when she spends the night.

I mean did you even try and talk her out of it?

>10th grade
>girl sits in front of me
>hole in the back of the chair
>tickle and poke her in class, do it often
>leave my hand there sometimes and maybe lightly graze her back and forth
>she tells me one day her tummy hurts
>ask her if she wants me to rub it.
>says yeah
>rub it
>put my hand under her hoodie and shirt so i can actually rub her tummy
>she lets me do this to her every day

This is how we started getting physically intimate.

>have a water bottle on my desk
>she turned around one day and asked me whose water this is
>tell her it's mine
>she opens it and drinks it in front of me
>dick hard
>later
>we pretend whisper secrets in each other's ears in class
>get closer and closer to each other's mouths when we "whisper"
>get as close as i can
>she kisses me
>still remember her lips that first time

That was the first time we kissed.

>we end up making out every day whenever we can
>find out i might be moving to another city that year
>last week of school, no kids at school, school is over, we're hidden away
>she starts grabbing my dick and says she wants to do something since she might not see me again
>dick is diamonds
>gets down on her knees
>unzips my pants
>i put my dick into a girl's mouth for the first time
>she sucked and licked it for like 15 minutes there while i played with her hair
>ruined her make-up and she was teary eyed
>her mom called her and said she was there to pick her up
>we kissed again and she left crying

I broke things off that summer, and I didn't end up leaving, so when I went back the next year and saw her it felt really really awkward. I felt uncomfortable every time I saw her, especially because of how things ended.

We made up the year after though. Took it a little bit further too. :^)

but it was just a misunderstanding, not sure why you couldn't just call her and be like "oh hey btw I'm not moving so wanna hang or something?"

That's not why I broke things off though, I didn't put why in my post.

I told her I felt off and didn't want anything to do with anyone, and told her I didn't consider her a friend with benefits anymore. She asked me if I considered her something more, and I told her no, and that was when I realized that she had a crush on me, and she asked me if I wanted her to talk to me.

She told me that if she leaves me alone then, she was gone for good, and I let her leave.

It wasn't until senior year of high school that we talked again.

she called and hung up so quickly that i couldnt even say anything. i kind of wish she never called in the first place because now i feel bad for her.
would it be wrong to cuddle with her next time she comes over?

>at the bowling alley with some bros
>me and my bro go to the gas station to get some food and drink
>we see an allley next to the building
>go over to it and he closes the gate
>pulls off his pants revealing an erectt 8 inch cock
>tells me to jerk it and i say that so gay faggot but i do it and laugh anyway
>i get the urge to suck it so i go slowly and move my head around slightly like they do in the porn vids
>i stop and then jerk him off more and he cums on a fence
that was like 3 years ago and i still remember it to this day for some reason

>for some reason

Do you think people forget the first time they suck another guy's dick or?

It was 2 days ago and I still can't believe how overrated sex, oral and women are

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i guess that makes sense, it was pretty gay and i felt akward so yeah

It's ONLY a blowjob. she's still a virgin and she just made a bit of an oopsie. To be honest it's not the end of the world for her. Just don't give blowjobs to people you are not REALLY CLOSE with, like a special someone.

>first gf ever at age 20
>can't cum from blowjobs because vagina is infinitely better
>she's determined, too determined
>hour long borefests start becoming increasingly common
>she gets to feel like a slut while my mind wanders off elsewhere
>goes until her jaw hurts or I start feeling her teeth scraping my now half-numb dick
>just enough stimulation to stay hard but not enough pain to get limp
>now have 2 cool teeth marks on my dick below the glans

That was 6 years ago and she was clinically insane so now I just pretend to be gay and avoid eye contact outside.

>I just pretend to be gay
Oh cool so you show your canadian nationalism?

>bring two freshman sluts to my house to smoke a bowl during lunch break
>i lived down the street and had people over during lunch
>beta stacy goes inside for a second
>tell alpha stacy i want to get my dick sucked by the beta stacy
>alpha stacy tells me to go inside and wait in my room
>beta stacy goes back outside, and alpha stacy commands her to go in my room and suck my dick
>beta stacy comes into my room awkwardly and "so im here to suck your dick"
>take my shorts off and she kneels down between my legs
>sucks me off and i cum in her mouth
>she spits it up

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I am a non-Canadian living in Canada so yes.

are you saying that i should have her give me a blowjob? she used to have a thing for me and would hug and kiss me on the cheek and tell me she loved me but i never acted on it, now im like some weird brother to her

i did this when i first gave a bj ): is it really that bad? do you have tips?

fuck this thread. fuck these people. the only thing to do is drink my life into oblivion until my liver gives or i do.

Lonely drinking > post-breakup drinking

>Grown man speaking like a cartoon
>Crying about kids have sex
Who's the mature one here

Find the rest of the vid and post it here spread the wealth

I don't remember it and I find it very overrated to the point where I can't simply cum because it's not satisfying enough so I rather prefer vaginal sex than oral.

no you fucking retard what the hell is wrong with you

I'm just saying, she should do it with someone she's close with (obviously a BF she's been with for a little bit) I don't mean you but if you two started dating and it went a bit, then I assume she would be in a more comfortable position to do something like that.

Honestly, how about this, tell her you're interested in her if you are. Like some bullshit like "hey so you wanna go somewhere friday, like the arcade or something, as a date?" then let her connect the dots.

WHEN YOU HAVE DICK IN YOUR MOUTH, REMEMBER YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT THE FUCKER!

>posting on a mongolian basket weeving board on a image board filled with wierdos and incels
>"WoW WhO iS tHe MaTuRe OnE"

son arcades dont exist anymore

they do, they just are not as common as they used to be. Point is somewhere casual where the 2 can have fun.

>have my first ever gf at 16
>summertime
>we've been fiending for a day alone together
>as luck would have it, family is away for an afternoon
>she comes over to my house, we go for a walk first since it's such a nice day
>we come back, go and sit on my bed
>she says she has a surprise for me, and for me to turn around
>when she gives the heads up, I turn around to see her topless
>almost pass out from seeing big boobies up close and in person for the first time
>after feeling them up for what feels like forever, she tells me to lay back
>unzips my dick
>starts blowing me; doesn't feel that great but the excitement of it all fuels my erection
>getting really close
>she takes it out of her mouth to tell me to warn her
>at that moment I blow
>it gets all in her hair
>she surprisingly wasn't that mad at me

>>gave
Females out. Gays out.

That's actually the normal age sluts start, don't kid yourself. Tons before they even lose the hymen sort of protect it by doing bjs.

He was the more mature one for the record dumb ass.
>>arcade
Even when they were alive women never went there you realize.

It's a normal logical conclusion as well as an emotional one fag.

>i hope she can go back to being her normal autistic self and talking about anime with me when she spends the night.
That's never happening again, user.

>kissing after a bj
yikes

Only gays are that insecure in their sexuality you know. Your dick is cleaner than your mouth and hands and feet. Probably cleaner than a restaurant salad that some minimum wage worker bleeds aids into even or your hamburger that when is asked for special things gets the bun slapped on the floor first to give it some extra oil.

But enjoy, your magical thinking.

keep eating your own cum then

i will find a way to stop her from giving more bjs and destroying herself even if it means forcing her to lust after me and beg to give me bjs

>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST COME IN CONTACT WITH YOUR OWN SEXUAL FLUIDS, CUZ THAT'S, LIKE, TOTALLY GROSS, EEEEEWWWWW

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>male sexual fluids in mouth not disgusting

Nice randomness you sperg
You're your own worst enemy

same. rosties suck at the succ.

>visiting autistic teenage internet girlfriend literally across the country from me for a week
>she had just started college and i was definitely not allowed to stay overnight in her dorm so we just stayed in and fucked all day because i wouldn't have had anywhere to go if they had somebody checking people at the door
>did pretty much everything i wanted to try, otk spanking, anal, etc but no blowie
>last day comes, it's time to go catch my flight, tell her she never blew me and she goes straight to work
>feels like absolute fucking heaven for a few minutes, couldn't believe it, then she says her neck/upper back is too tired and i'm inclined to believe her because she was dragging around some absolutely massive breasts on that tiny frame and was always complaining about back pain, finish myself off in her mouth and go wait for the tram to the airport with her
>realize she's still got fucking cum on the edge of her lip, wipe it off for her before the tram shows up and laugh about it
I was this fucking close to missing out on teenage relationships and the endless stamina you have in those years entirely and she saved me. It's been nearly 7 years and it still all feels like a fucking dream to recall. Then we we had a big fight and "broke up" and I was a fucking wreck for almost an entire year.

>laying on a deck chair at the bottom of a garden at some house party my friend dragged me to, drinking alone
>sometimes people would come and talk to me, then go back
>a pair of girls come over, I don't fully remember what they looked like because lolenglishgirlsand it was around 12 years ago now, but I have some vague feelings from the time
>one was wearing a short, tight skirt, and a black crop top, at the time I thought she was a 6/10, other one is in jeans and a t-shirt, big tits, felt like a 7/10, but either way they weren't my type
>they flirted a little, one was asking me for a birthday kiss, but I was an awkward teen and joked saying I was a pure christian boy and stuff, figured they'd get bored and move on
>they did, but not for long, as they came back a little later laughing
>the party had died down at this point, it was quiet inside and friend never came to get me before he left
>I had those drunken, heavy limbs and wanted nothing more than to sleep, but the 6 climbs over me, puts one leg under the arm of the deck chair and the other folded under herself, pressed against my side
>she was straddling just above my waist, but my arms were basically pinned to my side
>I didn't react, figured she was fucking around
>then I feel my trousers being tugged down, and I start freaking out a little
>the girl on top leans down and starts trying to make out with me but I'm pulling my face away kind of pointlessly, nowhere I can really turn it that she can't reach
>then I feel cold hands on my cock and balls, before something warm covers it
>it's limp, so she's just sucking and licking around the head, and as it starts to get harder in her mouth she starts to suck more aggressively
>I start to enjoy it but still feel like this is fucked and want it to end, it goes on for a little while and they talk to each other now and again, her friend reaches back and strokes it a few times
>I don't cum, they get bored and just fucking leave
I have a huge thing for blowjobs now.

>14 year old girl that sees you as a big brother and confides in you comfortably gives her first bj to another kid and dislikes it, so you decide she should give you one instead
Yeah, a normal and logical conclusion.

Post-breakup lasts a short time.
Saying breaking up is worse than being lonely is like saying getting tazed is worse than chronic pain.

Not memorable, just like sex

>been in a fb groupchat with friends for many years
>friend adds his crush
>after few weeks she ads me on fb
>we start talking
>she's kind to me
>we meet after two weeks of chatting
>we have a great romantic day
>she leaves and says if she can sleep over next week
>yikes.jpg
>say yes
>she comes next week
>we get home
>she immidietly lies on my bed
>"come here user"
>we start wrestling for fun
>ups my hand in her pussy
>wtfishappening.png
>try to finger her and then licks her coochie
>then she lies on me
>she comes down
>my dick in her mouth
>i cum in like a minute

bruh that was cool, we then fucked for few months until she got fucking psycho and told me that i'm manipulative cunt, i was 17 and she 20 lmao

>20, home from college
>Meet fat, married older woman on "dating" app
>Drive to a secluded place and she starts sucking me
>Literally couldn't get hard
Just kept thinking about all the girls I had chances with in college, but somehow ended up with a fat, ugly 40 something year old married bitch sucking my limp dick in a parking lot while asking me "you got this in college? You got this in college?" as if I was supposed to be impressed by her horrendous blow job

reminds me of my first time, we were both 16 and i nutted everywhere. we went to McDonalds later, and when we got back to her place it turned out she still had my cum in her hair.
those were the days

>get his dick in my mouth
>focus mainly on the head, don't want to risk choking
>suck him off for about 15 minutes
>he blows his load
>take a minute to savor the taste then swallow
>I'm a guy
>I was giving a blowjob to myself

posted this before but here it is again

>be me
>17 yo
>have decent number of friends but mostly dudes
>take bus home when cant hitch ride with neighborhood friend
>sometimes take bus of friends who live a few neighborhoods down, like 15 mins walk from mine
>they ride with the biggest slut in the grade
>hit puberty at like 12 and filled out really early, hooked up with the older guys from middle school on
>hitch a ride one day with them
>we all sit in the back talkingabout shit
>friend rags on me for having a small dick for being an asian
>say i dont and that its not bad
>tells me to prove it
>tell him hes gay for wanting to see my dick
>usual bantz up until that point
>slutty girl says she'll see the proof
>friends all pool her to my side saying itll be a good way to prove it without being fags
>her house is empty most days after school, that day as well
>all of us go to her place
>tells me to follow her to the bathroom upstairs
>i do, nervous as fuck
>pull boxers down and raging boner is there
>she tells me its not big but def not small
>im feeling embarassed and awkward as shit and just mutter either okay or thanks cant remember
>just want to gtfo and run home but she stops me before i put myself back in
>starts playing with it a little with her hands
>feels godlike, my 6 year track record of jerking off has never gotten this high a score
>tells me she can blow me if i want
>say yes
>she gives me head
>blow almost immediately
>she swallows
>we just go back out matter of fact and she tells my friends its around 6-7 inches (its only 6)
>friends are like okay i think it was kind of wierd for them too since they werent very expereinced either but they didnt know what to do

desu idk how she did it. i was a virgin kid who never washed my dick that well and im sure it stunk and tasted like old piss after a whole day of being stuffed in my boxers but i guess she was used to dirty shit. god bless you Sam i'll never forget you

First bj

>was 17
>gf was 17
>got back to my house from a Halloween party
>she says she wants to make me feel good
>tells me to lay on the bed in my shorts
>she turns on her iPod and connects it to the tv so some random rap song is playing
>she dances for maybe a minute
>crawls up the bed to my face and kisses
>kisses me down to my crotch
>dick is diamonds
>she slip it out of my shorts and takes it all in her mouth
>the soft wet warm of her mouth was exquisite
>ran her tongue all along the head
>absolutely the best feeling at that time
>sucked me for 5 minutes
>came buckets in her mouth and she swallowed

Best blowjob

>2 years ago and 30 at this time
>take a cute 21 year old on a date after talking to her for 3 weeks
>date is nice and she suggests we go back to her apt
>make out on her couch for ten minutes
>take her to the bedroom
>she is on her knees in two seconds and ripping my zipper open
>take my diamond dick in her mouth
>somehow gives me absolutely the best bj I could ever experience
>makes my cum in less than a minute then swallows
>sucks and gets me hard
>fuck her doggystyle a short time
>she starts riding me on the bed reverse cowgirl
>somehow makes me cum quite quickly and turns around and swallows again

She was a sweet woman but admitted she had a slutty streak and enjoyed dirty fetish sex. It was the love of my life and she died due to anaphylaxis.

sorry for you loss user