/britfeel/

I don't have them. i wank and that gets rid of all the cum.

I fucked a prozzy once. I wish I would of just had a wank.

youtube.com/watch?v=D0oLuW6hKpE

lol so you could wank to the video? that's weird but whatever floats your boat ahah

Everyone's forgotten about Shippy already

I fucking don't lad, she was a slim 21 year old brunette and sucked my dick like my cum was made of diamonds.

personally I can't sleep unless I've had a wank in the last 24 hours

sometimes you just gotta COOOOOOM

>Shippy
Who?

I only fucked her with a condom on. I really want a BJ without one but I'm too anxious to go through it all again.

oi user get rid of all this cum would ya, its a pig sty in here

OH GOD I HAVEN'T COOMED FOR 5 WHOLE MINUTES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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dammit this meme could have been funny if r*ddit and d*scord didn't hijack it

Went ALL day yesterday without cooming. I even watched porn TWICE, but I didn't coom. Really good progress considering the other day I coomed 3 times and felt really bad about not having a gf.

Here's hoping I can go another day without coom. I got baited into looking at porn as soon as I woke up but I didn't coom. I'm ascended right now.

Well that Fury fight was good, amazing how he was spark out then his eyes just shoot open and he's fine. Lucky the ref didn't call it cos he was out until like 3. Now i'm going to watch a strong black man against a chubby wubster.

lmaooo you said the MEME word xD COOMBRAIN LMAOOOOO XP

Is that the lad that stole a canal barge?

You want me to wank you off? lol gaylord

don't want to burst your bubble but no fap is a meme and doesn't change you in anyway.

The chubby lad does him over

Dads are great tbqh, not all but the ones that put the effort in are good. Would like to be a good dad to my future kids one day, take them out to the woods and do fun DIY projects with them. One day... one day...

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Well it's does faggot

I know, looking forward to it. He seems smug and the deanos are teasing fatty.

fuck this I'm going to become enlightened like buddha

My brother hasn't worked a full week for about 10 months, always off sick (on the same day as his girlfriend suspiciously) with some new bullshit each week.
How the fuck has he not been fired.

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sounds like something a coomer would say

Certain types can just get away with it.
I knew a girl like that, kept her job for 3 years despite rarely ever coming in, and when she did come in most of the day was taken up with meetings over her absence so the amount of work she did was minimal. She didn't even get her pay docked very often. Fair play to her I suppose.

i bet buddha was a coomer kek xD

i bet sneed was a coomer

honestly feel like im going to end up killing myself lads, kind of feels logical

That's what his girlfriend does. She has "depression" like all women pretend to which hampers her ability to hold down a job but doesn't affect her at all when she's at the club or on holiday. When she comes to work one day every month she's in a disciplinary for absence or she picks a fight with someone or she sits in the medical room with some bullshit.

lmaooooo
more like cooming yourself amirite xD

Another question for boxing lads. This Anthony Joshua chap, was against Ruiz the first time he's been hurt in a fight or something? As soon as he took a decent hit he folded like superman on laundry day.

whats her current job?

apparently this coomer lad is only 27 years old. I would have guessed he was about 40

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>Go to doctor to talk about my brain problems.
>Trying to get referred to mental health team or something so I can sort my miserable existence out.
>Doctor asks a bunch of questions.
>Last one is:
>"Do you have anger issues and violent thoughts?"
>"Yes."
He looked horrified.
Does he think I'm a budding serial killer or something holy shit.

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Warehouse wagie.

Is that Madison Ivy? I'm jelly. She has high tier tummy game. Seems like a nice girl too. For a whore.
That teasing handjob video she did is kino.

When you see Tim tell him britfeel says hello if you can remember to between the jolts.

>thinking talking to a "doctor" will help you with anything
you're getting sectioned at worst and your time wasted at best

gonna reheat monday night's curry for lunch

I'll see if I can get locked in the same cage as Tim, lad.
He gave me some pillywillys. Hope they help. But he said pills don't really help much and therapy will help more. I agreed.

yea doctors have coombrains xD kek

suprised they're so lenient with her, thought those types of places were quite strict. does seem that difficult cunts can get wawy with a lot though

haha lol coom, did you invent that? Really funny hahaha.

lolno i wish its jeanius
wonder what coom smells like lol
just kidding kek

coom on eileen, oooh coom on eileen xD

I hope you get them user, you seem like a good lad.

>watching streamer walk around LA
>every one is mexican and the average height is 5'4
would probably feel like a giant over there lads

>tfw my mum has bought about a tonne of gravel for this huge flowerbed she bought for the garden
>she keeps asking me to shovel it all in

i don't mind helping my mum but i feel like she's taking the piss a bit. god i wish i had a job

i am the cumbrain
they are the cumbrains
i am the coomer, co-coo-coo-coom

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This is true what he said I had disciplinaries every couple of months because I was a little shit towards management but never got sacked, was good at the the job desu.

*walks up to the /britfeel/ jukebox and puts this on*
youtube.com/watch?v=8eswiifPgi0

Talk her into getting a takeaway. That can be your payment

Basically the chubby lad will have a lot of power behind his punch, as your bodyweight and momentum contribute towards punching power. So while all that fat isnt doing much for his mobility or stamina it does mean he packs a mean punch and clean shot at AJ would be enough to rattle him

just got back from visiting Stoke Mandeville hospital this morning in search for Tim.

first said they've not had a Timothy James Byrne in, but when I told them I know for a fact he was sent here I got told to 'leave it' and just forget about him. quite worried now what's happened to Timmy because he's seemingly just dropped off the face of the earth and the hospital is trying to cover something up.

Remember we're rising up when they play "send in the clowns" at the Joker

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If you lift a kangaroos tail off the ground it cant hop

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*rattle*
i'll be expecting 1 quid because of how shit this larp is

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Blackpool copied Eiffel tower in Paris and called it the Blackpool tower.

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why won't anyone believe me?

you're all letting Tim down.

any self taught guitar man in? I'd appreciate a recommendation on a good youtuber teacher
second from left looks liek whe could ahve been a wholesum qt before the slag genes kicked in

soundcloud.com/dearmarkbyrne
Tim's son has some sick toones

for me it's number 8 in the white top and denim

Don't lad you'll just cause SP to incel rage again

nice looking pie lad not gonna lie

for me it's the lass in the striped socks not gonna lie

nobody is letting him down lad, nothing is owed to anyone ever
not gonna lie

>wrath
raff

Mangoes can increase a cannabis high

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these slags are fucking disgusting but I bet they have ridiculously high standards

more townie slags on the piss please lads
I live rural and I miss all this clunge

do like a bit of council estate lass porn though, not gonna lie

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Consume them 45 min before getting high.. Some taxi driver told me that

for me number 1 with nicest bum not gonna lie lads

Probably not looking for a fat sweaty neet like you if that's what you mean.

Over 200 corpses on Mount Everest and are used as way points

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>a cannabis high
DUDE

Giraffes have the same number of neck bones as humans

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sometimes I think I'm the only virgin left in britfeel

Iarper

I cannot help but find girls like this incredibly unappealing to look at.

You're a fucking liar mate and im not putting up with it anymore youre sending lads down the wrong path

sometimes when I'm wanking one of my balls goes up into my body and I have to push on my groin to get it to pop out

Even SP has has sex, but he says it doesn't count because he didn't love her

>he spams pictures of slags on /britfeel/

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>watching some documentary series called 'Top Boy'
>they don't have English subtitles
I'm struggling to understand a good 70 percent of it.

youtube.com/watch?v=Xo_jardMCl0

I'm a virgin myself so no you're wrong

Had sex last night, lasted for nearly an hour, which is something I never come close to. Was dripping with sweat after, had to move my head to the side to not drip on her. I'm still waiting for my invite into the britfeel top shagger club.

Spiced Pork and Ham or SPAM is a brand of canned cooked pork

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yeah yeah nice larp mate. next you'll be telling us you're not in education, employment OR training

grim stuff