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Thanks, friend. All-time record for me [well, since being a teen].

is shippy a virgin?

He said he fucked some blacks

Well done mate. Know how hard it can be

ten days is not impressive

You still in Surrey? Maybe we should meet and discuss what a vile twat you are

Had a medical today and apparently I have high blood pressure and should probably see a doctor
Not good lads, only 25

SEASlDEMARK

good one lad, enjoy your Guinness

Thanks. It was a productive, revealing and interesting exercise.

It's all relative, desu.

I can't make friends because they'll find out how much of a loser I am, I can't ascend from loserdom because I have no friends to help me

Thanks, I am. Foreign Extra. Earned it. Thanks for you kind words.

i don't drink, don't smoke. what do i do

better to find out and start getting treatment for it now than find out when you have a heart attack in 20 years

10 days and giving up, imagine congratulating that lmao

try getting into 40k it's social but not too normie so they won't judge you so harshly

MUST BE SOMETHING INSIDE

Be a monk.

Shag loads of fit birds because you're an absolute Chad

No worries m8. For real though, well done. I dont think Ive made it 10 days without either a drink or a joint for 15 years. I wish I could but, life is fuckin hard and I have no self control. Plus I think part of me is addicted to self destruction.

i haven't had a drink in 10 years, what do i win?

Healthy internal organs

Not giving up, user. The original goal was ten days. So the goal was reached.

Like I say, it's all relative. Why don't you set yourself a personal challenge outside your comfort zone and go for it?

my knob up your arse

*kicks you out of the chad ascension gang*

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Okay. My personal goal, find the user who seems to think 10 days not drinking is good and beat the living shit out of him. I give myself 10 days.

>life is fuckin hard and I have no self control

Life is hard, no doubt about that at all. Really fucking hard sometimes. I know, bro.

SCEA isn't a real person. I've reached out several times and it's always ignored.

we've all seen his cock m8

OK, good luck with that one. Have a nice night.

>bro
I smell a Yankee doodle!

Degenerate cat owners. Letting the cat jump on kitchen counters where food's prepared. The cat smearing its anus and shit over the counter. Eating Toxoplasmosis parasites. Vile. Repugnant. Letting the cat wander void of boundary, shitting in peoples veg patch. Better keep it locked up if you don't want it taking one of my bolts

Me neither. It's for the best.

It's looking like a beautiful dayyyy

SCEA let's meet up since you're in surrey. Can have a little chat about how much you hate cats and what a tough guy you are.

>meeting my 6'2 friend in Blackburn next week

At least I won't have to worry about anything like this with him by my side

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7478013/Boy-13-locked-encouraging-four-men-murder-father-four.html#article-7478013

UK YT streamer gang are planning a murder
youtube.com/watch?v=Tlet7Ze2d6Q

This the Rix/ssM/cosmickitty sorts?

yeah I don't know what this nonce doxxing storyline is about

Funny how he didn't respond.

Yeah they're a weird bunch. They accuse Mark of being a rapist and stuff. His relationship with Marie was noncey mind you.

had a piss in a bottle on site today, hid the bottle under a stack of plasterboards, the guilt is killing me. What if they find it and take a dna test to see whos pee it is?

someone on pol saying timmy topped himself, is this true?

My multivitamins are bloody huge and I'm ok with swallowing pills. Gonna need to cut them in half. Ridiculous

why would you do that you tard

hand up high yeah swear on me mum yeah on me nans grave yeah

omg yeah totally true wtf

Is that Centrum? Those fuckers are big.

Doing the dinner thing with Sniper Bear today - quaint essential Italian cuisine kid, homemade too, none of this jar bought crap. Pictures by me, Sacked Engineer user in my rented room, Guildford, Surrey, England, on 18 September 2019

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why dont you do the meet up with me thing?

That pasta looks epic. You know what they say about Teflon and metal cutlery though, user. tut tut.

>emailed my CV across to my work email

Gonna spend part of the night applying to jobs

because i was bursting and site toilets are shite

Protip: If you're bursting for a pee and need to use a bottle, use a bottle larger than 50cl. Pissed a lot on the floor once it got full haha

Thanks for inadvertently reminding me i bought some last week. Need to start on them.
Good luck user, hope you get them down ok

>site toilets are shite
better than a bottle surely?

nah, fuck standing shoulder to shoulder with someone peeing. Id rather not which is why i usually go to the loo before i leave for work, must have forgot this morning. Have you never peed in a bottle? Its exhilirating

>Have you never peed in a bottle?
yeah l find lucozade bottles are pretty good if you're desperate

Yea they are. I've had antibiotics that were smaller.

Cheers! I can swallow them, but need a big gulp.

Do you have a minge?

>That pasta looks epic
It was absolutely superb (Cherry tomatoes, 4 x bird eye chilli peppers, 1 onion, fresh Basil [from my plant], garlic, lashings of olive oil, starch water & Reggiano Parmigiano) one of my best yet. Memorable.

I can't believe the news today
Oh, I can't close my eyes and make it go away
How long, how long must we sing this song?
How long? How long?

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>Do you have a minge?

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On a quest remember. Top shagger? Not going too well admittedly.

youtube.com/watch?v=1Omyzc0ihyo
>40 years old

GET ME OUT OF THIS VILE COUNTRY AND MAKE A CITIZEN OF JAPAN RIGHT NOW

U2 are not a good band lad, end off

>It was absolutely superb (Cherry tomatoes, 4 x bird eye chilli peppers, 1 onion, fresh Basil [from my plant], garlic, lashings of olive oil, starch water & Reggiano Parmigiano)

4 birds eye chilis?? Are you insane?

Mind you, I made a chili con carne last night with crushed chili, Tabasco, raw Habanero and East End Green Chili Sauce [if you've never had it, do]. It was like being on drugs.

Your pasta sounds amazing. Seriously, I love a good hot pasta.

uhm yes but I don't see how that is relevant

no but l have cats and dont like your attitude

On my quest to become top shagger I've had a few fight 'close calls' recently. Joined the gym today, and I'm looking into boxing classes now. Going to start battering blokes with girlfriends I've had enough.

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That music is obnoxious

Who likes these?

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As long as he's not scraping it, should be fine

Rumour has it scea is a virgin lmao

I know, but "Sunday Bloody Sunday" really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday.
You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!"

these peopIe need heIp

...Wondering what to coom to today... picture by me user on the 18th September 2019

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> real mcplop

Funny.

bloxxxxx

It's also about the mass hangovers on a Sunday, I relate to that part.

post 156778928241 pls

>4 birds eye chilis?? Are you insane?

I go OTT with the heat sometimes but i love the afterglow. A guilty pleasure of mine is the 'ship cup' with a lot of Encona pepper sauce. The way I classify it - if you don't get tears running down your face it's not hot enough.

>Your pasta sounds amazing. Seriously, I love a good hot pasta.

It's bloody incredible, very simple too. I never buy the jarred stuff anymore.

Fun fact: Michael from I am Alan Partridge does the voice of the Meerkat from the Compare the Meerkat adverts

SCEA is a massive pussy it's pathetic

Those accents are horrendous

>1568478340441
cola looks peng in that one desu

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Can see a couple of images that I posted here before deleting my porn folder

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He said yesterday he'd probably leave now Shippy's gone.

>post 156778928241 pls
ok

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l genuinely hope so. He's one of the very few posters l find irredeemably dreadful.

Do you think he should leave?

>if you don't get tears running down your face it's not hot enough.

I'm so there with you. I have to ramp it up a lot these days, I was scared to put the whole Habanero in. Maybe I'll do that next time.

Michael the brummy? Find that hard to believe