How do I get an older girl to spoil me? Preferably a girl who's bigger and Stronger than me, and Russian

How do I get an older girl to spoil me? Preferably a girl who's bigger and Stronger than me, and Russian

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why do you keep posting the edit?

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tfw I tried to do this with Miyako

too make it look more like me and thus more relatable owo

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I don't think it's possible. I don't even want anything weird other than a slightly older gf. If you add specific or weird shit like bigger and stronger or Russian it's just even more impossible.

>Russian
>bigger and Stronger
Isn't that redundant?

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In Russia men pay for everything. Russian women would probably spit on you if you didnt like that so much.

wouldn't mind if my wheyfu still spoils me afterwards

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do anons ever get hard knowing that underage teenage boys are on this board jacking off to this shit?

tummies or muscles?

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tummy but what does that have to do with my inquiry?

>do anons ever get hard knowing that underage teenage boys
no you sick faggot

gay
tfw no bisexual boys to fuck a milf with

The only saving grace for being 5'8 femboy is that these kind of relationships are possible. If only i could be at the right place and the right time

i want to fuck you
how do you feel about that? you are femboy... but does that mean gayboi?

Yeah bro I only fuck chicks and maybe another femboy/trap

you're the type of guy i check out blatantly in public and i think about choking and raping you

ooooo. I mean if you were a girl I would let you not really into neckbeards

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>tfw no vietcong gf
KEK this wan't original

this is an anonymous website user, lets stick to the facts
you're hot
i wanna rape you
so, we can either keep this at rape, or you can make it easy

I mean I carry a knife and I know krav maga. I bet I could outrun your sweaty hairy neet ass then hide behind teh street corner and trip you. Im still a dude even if I look like a twink I went to school in the inner city I know how to fight

also bonus points booty warrior lol

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*pulls out gun*
oh yeah? heh... you really dont know how this works at all! I guess you've never been e-raped before!
mYAahahahaha
*puts my penis in you*
ooooo oooo mmm yeah oo
ooooo eeeee
oh my gosh i think im mmmm cummeng
*splurts my goo in the hole*
WHOA aw fuck that was sweet *slaps your ass*
have a goodnight babe
*throws smoke pellet on the ground and disappears into the night*

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pretty cringe not gonna lie. Also why would I be in an area where that could happen? I am not a druggie hobo like you Also Id rather die so you better be ready for murder nigga

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>pretty cringe not gonna lie
oh? yeah i agree, pretty cringe of u to not defend yourself and let me rape you online
get fucking bullied nerd

Yeah because im not into gay larping ERP like you faggot.

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