Attention oldfags who started using Jow Forums before 2009. Tell me how much of this applies to you:

Attention oldfags who started using Jow Forums before 2009. Tell me how much of this applies to you:

>When you started using Jow Forums you were a liberal
>You went through a libertarian phase
>You took the red pill, followed by the black pill years later
>Even though you are black pilled, you have long since gotten tired of discussing any topics related to it
>You've tried many forms of self-improvement (lifting, nofap, fashion, etc.)
>You have not had any close friends, or even close online friends in many years
>You post very little compared to when you started using Jow Forums, and mostly lurk
>You work a low wage job, OR life off neetbux, OR simply live with parents and dont work
>You have no solid plans or hope for the future.
>You frequently go on nostalgia trips online (visiting old sites, archives, old videos) but it's bittersweet as it causes a great deal of melancholy
>You were once a weeb but have lost all interest in anime
>You've lost interest in all of your hobbies
>You no longer feel a connection to any board of this site, but come here out of habit and because you have nowhere else to go

My theory is that most of us have gone down the same path.

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Sorry no one replied, this could have been a more interesting thread. I guess there are just far too many newfags here.

I've been here since 2007 and almost all of that relates to me. I was never really a liberal, though. Sorry I dont have much to contribute to your thread, just letting you know that you're not alone.

I started here around 2007. None of that is true for me, except for that I did go through a libertarian phase and still identify as such.

more or less, OP. pretty spot on.

t. 27 wagie

I've been here since 09. I just don't wanna partake in op's year one sociology term paper

Most of it, but I haven't tried that many forms of self-improvement and I can say I have had close friends in the past, but not now.

i started posting online on the oldschool youtube messaging board system in 2006-7, and made a bunch of friends on stick fight/gore videos.
then i started posting on a webcomic forum in 2008, where i accumulated like 12000 posts over 4 years and kept up with every webcomic online

i was always peripherally aware of Jow Forums, but only started posting in 2007

i worked as an engineer and bought a house, then i quit and moved across the country on a whim to be an artist, found artistic fulfillment and now i work for skip the dishes 10 hours a day so i can save to go to japan

>09
>I just don't wanna partake in op's year one sociology term paper
based newfag
but you're right

only a few things of this applies to me, i never truly fit in here. I only continue to use this site out of habit and to relate with neets. its a good site in the background for if i feel like talking shit about something. I also only use the site when i on my own and not with friends or GF.
Main effect this site has had on me is that i now absolutely hate politics and the discussion of it because i have read the same argument time and time again.
I have probably become more normie since using this site because i wanted to avoid becoming like the rest of the people on here.

I've been here since 2007, and almost none of those apply to me. I also didn't think it was a particularly interesting thread.

I used it by about 09 due to not having my own Internet access until in my twenties despite knowing about it before then. I only go on nostaliga trips and of course I hate the site. It's the only populated place where you can be both edgy and get attention though. I didn't use it enough to call myself a user until at 09 though. Fuck you if you don't like it. Not everyone is generation x nor grew up with a computer. Most here are now z, be glad I'm y.

>When you started using Jow Forums you were a liberal
sure.
>You went through a libertarian phase
nah. even when the girls I was hanging around in college went through this, I didn't fall for it. fucking druggies.
>You took the red pill, followed by the black pill years later
ehh, nah.
>Even though you are black pilled, you have long since gotten tired of discussing any topics related to it
sure, I'm tired of those conversations.
>You've tried many forms of self-improvement (lifting, nofap, fashion, etc.)
sure. I keep up running and my dressing to an extent.
>You have not had any close friends, or even close online friends in many years
I have 2 or three close friends including my girlfriend
>You post very little compared to when you started using Jow Forums, and mostly lurk
about the same desu, lurk more than anything
>You work a low wage job, OR life off neetbux, OR simply live with parents and dont work
nah, I saw this trap, and got out of it. I program for my job, I love programming but my job turns it to work, such is life
>You have no solid plans or hope for the future.
nah, my gf makes more money than I do, but I have a promising career path, I will make as much money as I can and give it to her.
>You frequently go on nostalgia trips online (visiting old sites, archives, old videos) but it's bittersweet as it causes a great deal of melancholy
Yes, but I don't hunt it down, more nostalgia trips through music
>You were once a weeb but have lost all interest in anime
idk, I liked certain mangas, but fell out of love with all of it after awhile
>You've lost interest in all of your hobbies
don't think so, just think I drank too much
>You no longer feel a connection to any board of this site, but come here out of habit and because you have nowhere else to go
nah. fuck off. I don't come here to feel connection

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>libertarian PHASE
Cucks.

I have pretty much always been a nazi, coming in here pretty much internalized it better and now I have a beautiful white wife and I will make white babies.

>want to be left alone from a corrupt gov and a stupid emotional majority
>hurrr u a cuck

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'04 here, let's see what applies.
>>When you started using Jow Forums you were a liberal
Yes
>>You went through a libertarian phase
Yes
>>You took the red pill, followed by the black pill years later
Only black
>>Even though you are black pilled, you have long since gotten tired of discussing any topics related to it
Yes
>>You've tried many forms of self-improvement (lifting, nofap, fashion, etc.)
Nope
>>You have not had any close friends, or even close online friends in many years
Yes
>>You post very little compared to when you started using Jow Forums, and mostly lurk
Yes
>>You work a low wage job, OR life off neetbux, OR simply live with parents and dont work
Nope, though I could. Neetbux don't pay enough to live where I am.
>>You have no solid plans or hope for the future.
Yes
>>You frequently go on nostalgia trips online (visiting old sites, archives, old videos) but it's bittersweet as it causes a great deal of melancholy
Big yes
>>You were once a weeb but have lost all interest in anime
Yes
>>You've lost interest in all of your hobbies
Yes
>>>You no longer feel a connection to any board of this site, but come here out of habit and because you have nowhere else to go
Kinda

At the very least I just want to enjoy things again

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>When you started using Jow Forums you were a liberal
Yeah, kinda. More like clueless apolitical freshman.
>You went through a libertarian phase
Never. Capitalism has always been, and still is, THE enemy, the cause of all my problems and probably those of the 90% of the board as well, whether they realize this or not. And i say this as a relatively well put person, so it's not even poorfag cope. Capitalism may be economically functional, but it's culturally devastating.
>You took the red pill, followed by the black pill years later
Not quite.
>Even though you are black pilled, you have long since gotten tired of discussing any topics related to it
Depends on the quality and the tone of the discussion. Surely not here nor at Jow Forums
>You've tried many forms of self-improvement (lifting, nofap, fashion, etc.)
Yep, never stopped.
>You have not had any close friends, or even close online friends in many years
Only got one.
>You post very little compared to when you started using Jow Forums, and mostly lurk
It goes in periods. Sometimes I forget this shithole even exists, sometimes I spend my whole days here.
>You work a low wage job, OR life off neetbux, OR simply live with parents and dont work
Nah, work's alright.
>You have no solid plans or hope for the future.
Yeah, and it's always been like that. But it's not on the hopeless side, rather it's about me being literally unable to project unto the future. Carpe diem and shit
>You frequently go on nostalgia trips online (visiting old sites, archives, old videos) but it's bittersweet as it causes a great deal of melancholy
Not actively.
>You were once a weeb but have lost all interest in anime
Kinda. Still read One Piece.
>You've lost interest in all of your hobbies
Nah, they just evolved.
>You no longer feel a connection to any board of this site, but come here out of habit and because you have nowhere else to go
Never really felt one. Just saw this as a place where my darker side could come out with little consequences.

*well off, sorry about the lapsus

I might be a disgusting fucking newfag but all of those apply to me.

Libertarian basically means anarchist fucking faggot. Gargle the government's dick ignorantly without realizing what words mean.

>When you started using Jow Forums you were a liberal
Nope
>You went through a libertarian phase
Absolutely not. Libtards are awful
>You took the red pill, followed by the black pill years later
Sure
>Even though you are black pilled, you have long since gotten tired of discussing any topics related to it
I actually looped through the black pill. Nihilism is babby's first epiphany.
>You've tried many forms of self-improvement (lifting, nofap, fashion, etc.)
I wish
>You have not had any close friends, or even close online friends in many years
The number of friends that I actively keep up with has dwindled significantly, but I do have a best friend still
>You post very little compared to when you started using Jow Forums, and mostly lurk
True
>You work a low wage job, OR life off neetbux, OR simply live with parents and dont work
I work at Walmart
>You have no solid plans or hope for the future.
True
>You frequently go on nostalgia trips online (visiting old sites, archives, old videos) but it's bittersweet as it causes a great deal of melancholy
Also True
>You were once a weeb but have lost all interest in anime
Pretty much. I just can't be arsed to keep up with all the flavor-of-the-month anime, and the backlog just doesn't seem worth it, when Fairy Tail alone has like a thousand episodes
>You've lost interest in all of your hobbies
You assume I had hobbies to begin with
>You no longer feel a connection to any board of this site, but come here out of habit and because you have nowhere else to go
Pretty much. I literally just come here to scroll r9k and fap. Aside from porn threads I don't have too much use out of Jow Forums regularly.

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Came here a Republican, an now centrist.

>When you started using Jow Forums you were a liberal
No
>You went through a libertarian phase
No
>You took the red pill, followed by the black pill years later
No
>Even though you are black pilled, you have long since gotten tired of discussing any topics related to it
I'm not
>You've tried many forms of self-improvement (lifting, nofap, fashion, etc.)
No
>You have not had any close friends, or even close online friends in many years
Wrong
>You post very little compared to when you started using Jow Forums, and mostly lurk
I only lurked when I started using Jow Forums in 2006. I didn't post regularly until 2013. I post more now than I did in 2006, so wrong again
>You work a low wage job, OR life off neetbux, OR simply live with parents and dont work
Yeah
>You have no solid plans or hope for the future.
True
>You frequently go on nostalgia trips online (visiting old sites, archives, old videos) but it's bittersweet as it causes a great deal of melancholy
No
>You were once a weeb but have lost all interest in anime
Never have been, thankfully
>You've lost interest in all of your hobbies
Never really had any to begin with
>You no longer feel a connection to any board of this site, but come here out of habit and because you have nowhere else to go
Out of habit, sure. Used to be a /tf2g/ regular, but the game sank hard. Used to be a /gtag/ regular, but the threads died too much to bother with as much. I've always got Reddit when I'm not lurking Jow Forums either

What's that, like 3/13? Bad stuff, guy

>When you started using Jow Forums you were a liberal
No, i'm more liberal now, after seeing what a fucking retard you have to be for conservative beliefs
>You went through a libertarian phase
No
>You took the red pill, followed by the black pill years later
I've alway been a mysogynist
>Even though you are black pilled, you have long since gotten tired of discussing any topics related to it
There's nothing more satisfying than breaking someone's worldview
>You've tried many forms of self-improvement (lifting, nofap, fashion, etc.)
True
>You have not had any close friends, or even close online friends in many years
If I knew what a close friend is like i could probably answer properly
>You post very little compared to when you started using Jow Forums, and mostly lurk
No. I've lurked at the beginning, like everyone should.
>You work a low wage job, OR life off neetbux, OR simply live with parents and dont work
I have decent income and live alone
>You have no solid plans or hope for the future.
Is there one person that doesn't apply to?
>You frequently go on nostalgia trips online (visiting old sites, archives, old videos) but it's bittersweet as it causes a great deal of melancholy
Sometimes, yes
>You were once a weeb but have lost all interest in anime
>weeb
By your retarded definition i'm probably still a weeb as i watch anime sometimes
>You've lost interest in all of your hobbies
No
>You no longer feel a connection to any board of this site, but come here out of habit and because you have nowhere else to go
So true it hurts

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13 years and this faggot has not learned how to not use tripcode

sorry about the way your life has gone OP. don't give up though! if you play stardew valley or Don't starve together add me on shitcord and we can play. to all readers don't add me if you don't play tho, I don't have time for dms :l sweet knees#5848

I'm no oldfag but my experience has been:
>started out honkpilled lib, now very honkpilled lib
>did a wardrobe shuffle this summer!
>student with big ambitions. I spend my time working.
>never a weeb but have a soft spot for ccs
>hobbies change! i used to love harry potter til my heart could burst. then I spent 2000+ hours playing ToS. then DST. now I'm more balanced. I enjoy work, games, and real life.
>just replacing the Jow Forums link with something else will help a surprising lot in cutting down. I chose YouTube.
I'm happy for the first time in my life and you guys helped me get there. Thanks :)

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32. Started browsing in 2005.
You're mostly accurate.

Do I count if I started using Jow Forums in 2009 (but not regularly until late 2010-early 2011)?
>started liberal, then became conservative around 2014-17, now squarely in between
>I'd still say libertarian is pretty close to where I am
>didn't take any pills, I just think people of either gender can have difficulty dating (not a highly sexual person though
>just fashion and makeup since I'm a tranny, so I tried to learn those things once I started transitioning to female
>no close irl friends since high school, plenty of close online friends over the years and still now though
>true, half the time I just search desuarchive for interesting threads
>work online while living w/ parents and finishing off college (almost graduated), spend almost all my money on nice food/clothes/vidya
>my plan for the future is to just continue being comfy and making money through online/freelance work
>yes for nostalgia trips, but some of the communities I've been active in since 2007-08 are still around and haven't change much desu
>actually wasn't a weeb at all until ~2 years ago, and even now I'm pretty much only into battle shounen, never understood the appeal of moeshit
>I've periodically lost interests in some of my hobbies (like vidya and movies), but they usually came back better than ever, it might help that I have a huge backlog with a lot of older games/movies on it
>partially true but I still feel connected to most boards pertaining to my hobbies, but I also open them out of habit now

But user
Secure tripcodes are for jerks!

>When you started using Jow Forums you were a liberal
I was politically disinterested
>You went through a libertarian phase
That was my first phase
>You took the red pill, followed by the black pill years later
Sorta
>Even though you are black pilled, you have long since gotten tired of discussing any topics related to it
Yeah same with politics. And most things.
>You've tried many forms of self-improvement (lifting, nofap, fashion, etc.)
Lifting because I joined the army, not fashion or nofap though.
>You have not had any close friends, or even close online friends in many years
I did and now don't.
>You post very little compared to when you started using Jow Forums, and mostly lurk
Yeah. More or less. Sometimes I get into autistic arguments though.
>You work a low wage job, OR life off neetbux, OR simply live with parents and dont work
I don't work but none of the above apply either.
>You have no solid plans or hope for the future.
True
>You frequently go on nostalgia trips online (visiting old sites, archives, old videos) but it's bittersweet as it causes a great deal of melancholy
Yeah. Pushes me closer to suicide.
>You were once a weeb but have lost all interest in anime
I sometimes rewatch old anime. It makes me sad.
>You've lost interest in all of your hobbies
Other than drinking. Yeah.
>You no longer feel a connection to any board of this site, but come here out of habit and because you have nowhere else to go
Hm.

>migrated here from SA
>no
>no
>no and no
>n/a
>no, unless sticking to my hobbies and improving in them counts, which isn't what you were looking for now was it
>wrong
>no
>no
>no
>no
>once a weeb always a weeb nigga
>no
>no
now that you've swung and missed every time I'm gonna throw my own at you
>OP is a faggot

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pfft I took the black pill in elementary school, you merely adopted the blackpill after being convinced to be a retard by the stormcuck invasion

I was never a liberal, but the rest of it is fairly accurate. I've been on here for around or over a decade, I don't remember anymore. Of what import is this post/topic, though?

Been here since 2006 and most of what you said is just confirmation that you've always been a fucking normie. We stay quiet because nuweb anons don't understand or appreciate the pure chaos that was once possible. They'll support chaos but only when it furthers their agenda. The old ones want to see all sides burning, not just their least favored.

Never been a liberal and I think libertarians are total retards. I always had many friends, my friends are the reason I found Jow Forums in 2006. I had lots of sex and girlfriends in college. I got married at age 23 and now have a pretty stable family. My hobbies still include video games and I will rarely read some japshit but I enjoy bars and vacation and nature too. Hardly any nostalgia, life is better now than in 2006.

I do come here out of habit. Also for memes. I feel like the people you are talking about are the people we used to troll.

Literally none. That's a checklist being a total loser. And oldfags aren't teenager incels.

>You went through a libertarian phase
It's not a phase.
>You've tried many forms of self-improvement (lifting, nofap, fashion, etc.)
>You have not had any close friends, or even close online friends in many years
I have long term friends I enjoy doing things with, but we're not at all close emotionally.
>You work a low wage job, OR life off neetbux, OR simply live with parents and dont work
>You were once a weeb but have lost all interest in anime
I wouldn't say I've lost all interest, but it has definitely dwindled as I try to reintegrate with society.
>You no longer feel a connection to any board of this site, but come here out of habit and because you have nowhere else to go

Less than half.

>oldfag
>proceeds to talk about redditpills
No. Red pill is not a thing you queer. In the early days, misogyny threads were at least funny half the time and most of it was based on regular teenage frustration with dating. Now you have a bunch of losers with no frame of reference who took the meme too seriously and swear by their hatred and negativity towards women or gays or whatever.

Let alone the fact that oldfags who did take themselves seriously were far more degenerate than you would even imagine, Jow Forums was a place to make jokes and have fun and especially the greentexts on this board were an escape from reality. People who use phrases from the matrix to represent what their actual reality is are cringe and bluepilled. I can make misogyny threads and I can make incel hate threads, but in the name of entertainment and not some self righteous crusade to educate

Nah man it's just that your post is more front loaded with shit than President Trump's adult diapers

Pretty much except been shitposting since age 11 on the internet. Currently living off financial aid loan for CC and going to continue to fund neet home online classes life for another year before transferring. im scared

I'm 32 and started browsing in 05 or 06, and the vast majority of this applies to me expect I never fell for the libertarian meme.
That being said, it looks like a few people ITT are romanticizing oldfags. I see this happen whenever oldfags are discussed. Oldfags commonly get portrayed as these admirable, witty, chaotic neutral, enlightened geniuses that lived normal lives. Anyone who implies such is either a larping newfag or an oldfag looking at the past with extremely thick nostalgia goggles. The truth is that most anons in the 2000s were some of the most cringy, socially awkward, degenerate, autists to ever walk the face of this earth. Back then unabashed pedophilia was rampant and if you said CP was wrong you'd be called a moralfag. Nobody remembers all the pedobear memes?
I knew a lot of anons back then, in real life and on AIM/Yahoo messenger. Each and every one of them was screwed up beyond words.

Started late '06 here.
>>You work a low wage job,
>>You have no solid plans or hope for the future.
These are the only ones that apply. But I was already an adult when I started coming here, after two years of uni, so that might be part of it.

>>libtards
Liberal and libertarian are not the same thing user. LIbertard was bashing modern day liberals. Libertarians don't exist due to them being terrorists/patriots and that's illegal.
>only uses Jow Forums and nothing else
>walmart worker
oh

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Only newfags take the trip meme seriously. Jow Forums always had trips.

I took the red pill of class consciousness, otherwise everything else is perfect

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>>I'm from reddit and am here to insinuate silly and annoying things for (You)s

negated

>When you started using Jow Forums you were a liberal
Somewhat
>You went through a libertarian phase
Just a bit
>You took the red pill, followed by the black pill years later
Didn't take me long for the Blackpill tho
>Even though you are black pilled, you have long since gotten tired of discussing any topics related to it
Many delude themselves a lot, so yes
>You've tried many forms of self-improvement (lifting, nofap, fashion, etc.)
Tried some of theses outside of 4ch's influence
>You have not had any close friends, or even close online friends in many years
Yup
>You post very little compared to when you started using Jow Forums, and mostly lurk
I started as a lurker, posted a lot eventually and now am a lurker once again
>You work a low wage job, OR life off neetbux, OR simply live with parents and dont work
Had a really good job once, lived by myself and all, but had to quit job and now am living with parents
>You have no solid plans or hope for the future
Pretty much, am studying but not exactly out of a "better future"
>You frequently go on nostalgia trips online (visiting old sites, archives, old videos) but it's bittersweet as it causes a great deal of melancholy
I don't do it really often but sometimes I do remember old videos
>You were once a weeb but have lost all interest in anime
It still interests me, I just no longer enjoy it as I did
>You've lost interest in all of your hobbies
Not really, it's just harder to have time for them
>You no longer feel a connection to any board of this site, but come here out of habit and because you have nowhere else to go
First board I visited was /v/ around 2008, I still have some sort of connection despite all the changes and newfags, Jow Forums gave me good memories when I needed them the most, but I no longer visit those boards as often as I once did

You lost me after the first line. Kill yourself, Nazi faggot.

sasuga, user-kun
i wish to walk your exact same path someday. may your adventures in nippon be glorious

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Oldfag. I'm not reading all that shit

Most of it is accurate except I doubled down on weeb and am now learning japanese and drawing. This happened after the I lost interest in hobbies and shit for the first time already.

>When you started using Jow Forums you were a liberal
Kind of, but that word seems to mean something different nowadays
>You went through a libertarian phase
Not really
>You took the red pill, followed by the black pill years later
All pills are illusions
>You've tried many forms of self-improvement (lifting, nofap, fashion, etc.)
True
>You have not had any close friends, or even close online friends in many years
True, never really wanted online friends
>You post very little compared to when you started using Jow Forums, and mostly lurk
I never posted much. I think I spent a full year lurking before making my first post
>You work a low wage job, OR life off neetbux, OR simply live with parents and dont work
Comfy low wage job
>You have no solid plans or hope for the future.
True, I'm not sure what else I'd want
>You frequently go on nostalgia trips online (visiting old sites, archives, old videos) but it's bittersweet as it causes a great deal of melancholy
No
>You were once a weeb but have lost all interest in anime
I never really got into anime in the first place, I just like the porn
>You've lost interest in all of your hobbies
No, although I do need to push myself to actually spend time on them
>You no longer feel a connection to any board of this site, but come here out of habit and because you have nowhere else to go
I tend to feel connected to specific threads, not boards

>When you started using Jow Forums you were a liberal
Not really
>You went through a libertarian phase
Nope
>You took the red pill, followed by the black pill years later
Yes but abandoned both later
>Even though you are black pilled, you have long since gotten tired of discussing any topics related to it
I don't find those conversations useful for anyone, people never want to change their mind so why bother in the first place
>You've tried many forms of self-improvement (lifting, nofap, fashion, etc.)
Yes
>You have not had any close friends, or even close online friends in many years
Yes
>You post very little compared to when you started using Jow Forums, and mostly lurk
Yes
>You work a low wage job, OR life off neetbux, OR simply live with parents and dont work
Live with parents but work as software dev with decent income
>You have no solid plans or hope for the future.
Mostly true
>You frequently go on nostalgia trips online (visiting old sites, archives, old videos) but it's bittersweet as it causes a great deal of melancholy
Yes
>You were once a weeb but have lost all interest in anime
Still enjoy anime but don't really enjoy any new age shit
>You've lost interest in all of your hobbies
Mostly true
>You no longer feel a connection to any board of this site, but come here out of habit and because you have nowhere else to go
Mostly true

Started lurking occasionally somewhere between '07 and '09, a few months ago I just decided to come here every day I guess
>When you started using Jow Forums you were a liberal
Left-liberal, thought I had the whole world figured out
>You went through a libertarian phase
Several
>You took the red pill, followed by the black pill years later
Low IQ copes so no
>Even though you are black pilled, you have long since gotten tired of discussing any topics related to it
Tired of discussing my worldview, I'll never have what I want anyway and there's nothing I can do about it, yet I keep posting
>You've tried many forms of self-improvement (lifting, nofap, fashion, etc.)
Too dysfunctional to even sleep regularly and I know things aren't that simple
>You have not had any close friends, or even close online friends in many years
0 IRL friends for years, hell by my standards I've never had real friends IRL, still got close friends online but used to have more
>You post very little compared to when you started using Jow Forums, and mostly lurk
No, see above
>You work a low wage job, OR life off neetbux, OR simply live with parents and dont work
Student, live with parents
>You have no solid plans or hope for the future.
By now I have no idea how I'd get the energy for even a part-time job, and the world is getting worse for us every day
>You frequently go on nostalgia trips online (visiting old sites, archives, old videos) but it's bittersweet as it causes a great deal of melancholy
Not really but I wish I could go back to the days before Twitter and GamerGate
>You were once a weeb but have lost all interest in anime
No, still a weeb
>You've lost interest in all of your hobbies
Same thing, I spend too much time sitting around depressed but I do still play games and code sometimes
>You no longer feel a connection to any board of this site, but come here out of habit and because you have nowhere else to go
No, I just like lawless anonymous message boards, fuck accountability

Op has nailed me perfectly. Also Trigun was cool.

Nope.
> Never internet in politics because I've known for a young age what they're about.
> I go to a gym regularly for better health
> I've never had close friends.
> I lurked more then
> I have a good job
> I'm in the process of moving to a better house
> I do enjoy The Wayback Machine but it doesn't make me sad.
> Still a weeb but less interested in everything on account of being 30
> I'll always feel a connection to Jow Forums

I have been here since 2004 and very few of this applies to me.
>When you started using Jow Forums you were a liberal
Yes, and still am. I am a bit more conservative these days though.
>You went through a libertarian phase
Not really. I think you are just projecting.
>You took the red pill, followed by the black pill years later
Nope. I am not even sure what you are trying to say here. I became sexist and then a doomer? I actually just became more aware of society being like sheep but I also accepted it.
>Even though you are black pilled, you have long since gotten tired of discussing any topics related to it
Sure. Jow Forums is a bunch of tired circle-jerking these days.
>You've tried many forms of self-improvement (lifting, nofap, fashion, etc.)
Yeah sure. That is just part of growing up.
>You have not had any close friends, or even close online friends in many years
Yeah but that is also part of our modern world. Once you leave school, it becomes hard to make friends.
>You post very little compared to when you started using Jow Forums, and mostly lurk
I post more these days.
(part two coming)

part deux

>You work a low wage job, OR life off neetbux, OR simply live with parents and dont work
I have a salary and live independently. I think you are just projecting your own failures again.
>You have no solid plans or hope for the future.
I improvise but I have hope.
>You frequently go on nostalgia trips online (visiting old sites, archives, old videos) but it's bittersweet as it causes a great deal of melancholy
Definitely. The internet as I knew and loved it is dead. The Jow Forums I knew and loved is dead. Facebook, Reddit, and Google/YouTube have killed it.
>You were once a weeb but have lost all interest in anime
I used to hate weebs, now I find them annoying. Anime is fine but modern anime is pathetic.
>You've lost interest in all of your hobbies
I think you are just depressed, user.
>You no longer feel a connection to any board of this site, but come here out of habit and because you have nowhere else to go
This is true. /vg/ feels oldfag enough for me but there is only so much you can say about the top 20 SNES games. I started some good discussions on pinball and retro gaming mags there before but those died after a bit.
I am 29 now. I started coming here when I was 14. Jow Forums definitely shaped me but what made it special largely died after 2009/2010.

this but I also swallowed the clownpill and everything is more fun now, yeah i could be the sad sack of shit but I can as well enjoy the small things and have a laugh about misfortunes

>>When you started using Jow Forums you were a liberal
i was a freshman in high school who didnt give a fuck about politics
>>You went through a libertarian phase
read above
>>You took the red pill, followed by the black pill years later
i took those pills before being introduced to Jow Forums
>>Even though you are black pilled, you have long since gotten tired of discussing any topics related to it
yeah
>>You've tried many forms of self-improvement (lifting, nofap, fashion, etc.)
yeah, never had much willpower to stick to them
>>You have not had any close friends, or even close online friends in many years
yeah
>>You post very little compared to when you started using Jow Forums, and mostly lurk
yeah
>>You work a low wage job, OR life off neetbux, OR simply live with parents and dont work
yeah
>>You have no solid plans or hope for the future.
i have a few things that i want to do
>>You frequently go on nostalgia trips online (visiting old sites, archives, old videos) but it's bittersweet as it causes a great deal of melancholy
yeah
>>You were once a weeb but have lost all interest in anime
was never a weeb, but demon slayer is looking pretty good, so is black clover
>>You've lost interest in all of your hobbies
video games can still be fun sometimes
>>You no longer feel a connection to any board of this site, but come here out of habit and because you have nowhere else to go
yeah definitely, there are people coming here who were as young as i was when i started coming here

Bump for my old niggas in the hood.
We listen to Biggie.

>>When you started using Jow Forums you were a liberal
I was too young to have a serious political opinion
>>You went through a libertarian phase
No
>>You took the red pill, followed by the black pill years later
No
>>Even though you are black pilled, you have long since gotten tired of discussing any topics related to it
/
>>You've tried many forms of self-improvement (lifting, nofap, fashion, etc.)
No
>>You have not had any close friends, or even close online friends in many years
Yes
>>You post very little compared to when you started using Jow Forums, and mostly lurk
Yes
>>You work a low wage job, OR life off neetbux, OR simply live with parents and dont work
Yes
>>You have no solid plans or hope for the future.
Yes
>>You frequently go on nostalgia trips online (visiting old sites, archives, old videos) but it's bittersweet as it causes a great deal of melancholy
No
>>You were once a weeb but have lost all interest in anime
No
>>You've lost interest in all of your hobbies
Yes
>>You no longer feel a connection to any board of this site, but come here out of habit and because you have nowhere else to go
Yes

Been posting here since 2006
>When you started using Jow Forums you were a liberal
eh, Liberal to other people and laws, conservative to my own life and interests
>You went through a libertarian phase
Not sure it's a phase if I've been like this for the last 15+ years and still going
>You took the red pill, followed by the black pill years later
I avoided those pill memes, nothing good to come out of them
>You've tried many forms of self-improvement
that's life mate, everyday you should try and be better than before
>You have not had any close friends, or even close online friends in many years
couldn't live that way and Ive tried. I mean that as no one leaves me alone, I have irl friends that get moody if I haven't reach out to them for a week.
>You post very little compared to when you started using Jow Forums, and mostly lurk
Flip. Lurk the fuck all till about 2010 when I started visiting here, was really engaging and still can be from time to time
>You work a low wage job, OR life off neetbux, OR simply live with parents and dont work
Married 12 years to workaholic wife that doesn't care I'm a NEET so long as I clean up after her and take care of her emotionally.
>You have no solid plans or hope for the future.
My childhood goal was to get a attractive girl to be my wife so yeah, prospects where never there
>go on nostalgia trips online
This post reminded me that I haven't done this in so long I can't even recall the last time I was ever on Newgrounds
>You were once a weeb but have lost all interest in anime
not going to happen. Wife is a weeb and watches anime all the time so I'm getting exposed to new stuff often
>You've lost interest in all of your hobbies
have stayed about the same.
>You no longer feel a connection to any board of this site, but come here out of habit and because you have nowhere else to go
I come here because it's one of the last bastions of ideas get debated without context or narratives

I started posting on Jow Forums in 08.
>When you started using Jow Forums you were a liberal
nope conservative by most folks
>You went through a libertarian phase
yes
>You took the red pill, followed by the black pill years later
red maybe but black no.
>Even though you are black pilled, you have long since gotten tired of discussing any topics related to it
I grew tired of most of that sort of talk around when I was 18
>You've tried many forms of self-improvement (lifting, nofap, fashion, etc.)
I still do them
>You have not had any close friends, or even close online friends in many years
I do.
>You post very little compared to when you started using Jow Forums, and mostly lurk
True there friend.
>You work a low wage job, OR life off neetbux, OR simply live with parents and dont work
Nope, have a solid career that I can't lose my job.
>You have no solid plans or hope for the future.
Other than buy a house not really
>You frequently go on nostalgia trips online (visiting old sites, archives, old videos) but it's bittersweet as it causes a great deal of melancholy
I do this both irl and online but hey
>You were once a weeb but have lost all interest in anime
Nah I became a true weeb instead. I literally watch everything and enjoy whatever I enjoy. I don't even drop anime.
>You've lost interest in all of your hobbies
Other than Vidya nah.
>You no longer feel a connection to any board of this site, but come here out of habit and because you have nowhere else to go
I feel a connection to /n/,/o/, Jow Forums and /jp/.

Started using Jow Forums basically the week it opened in 2003 bouncing here from Gaia, pic related

>When you started using Jow Forums you were a liberal
No Tankie
>You went through a libertarian phase
Libertarian Socialist phase.
>You took the red pill, followed by the black pill years later
No, I think Red pill shit is delusional nonsense though men do suffer from issues that are not talked about and unfairly mocked by society, Contrapoints recent video talks about this in an actual decent way.
>Even though you are black pilled, you have long since gotten tired of discussing any topics related to it
Not black pilled.
>You've tried many forms of self-improvement (lifting, nofap, fashion, etc.)
Yes, my issue is that I have massive anxiety issues that are untreated and depression sets in after a string of failures (which usually all happen at once) and massively reverse my progress
>You have not had any close friends, or even close online friends in many years
Wrong, though I not really spoken to anyone for months, this is because I moved overseas with my girlfriend to promptly have her instability destroy our relationship before I got to know people through her and noone at meetups and shit wants to know you outside the meetup (only autists and shit go to meetups anyway)
>You post very little compared to when you started using Jow Forums, and mostly lurk
Nope
>You work a low wage job, OR life off neetbux, OR simply live with parents and dont work
Yeah, Social worker, pays like shit but it shouldn't I literally stop people killing themselves every fucking week.
>You have no solid plans or hope for the future.
Pretty much, had a lot of plans with my Ex but they kind of required her since they relied a lot on her connections and networking and my skills and experience.

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>You frequently go on nostalgia trips online (visiting old sites, archives, old videos) but it's bittersweet as it causes a great deal of melancholy
Yep, this is largely because being in your 30s fucking SUCKS for making friends and connections, you make your best connections in your teens and 20s. Moving for my girlfriend at the time has basically destroyed my fucking life.
>You were once a weeb but have lost all interest in anime
Modern anime is mostly garbage beyond shit like Mob Psycho, still watch the classics regularly.
>You've lost interest in all of your hobbies
Pretty much, these were so much better with friends and my ex, doing it by myself just makes me realise how much I miss them all.
>You no longer feel a connection to any board of this site, but come here out of habit and because you have nowhere else to go
I've been on Jow Forums since it's birth, in a fucked up way this shithole of my site is basically family.

I started browsing in 2004, currently 27 years old

Yes
No
Skipped the red pill
Sure, I guess
No
True
I lurked for like a year before posting and I post pretty often these days
Live off parents
True
Not really unless you count playing osrs
I still love anime
I still play video games everyday and I still keep up with recent anime and manga
Kinda true but I still like posting on Jow Forums and I post in multiple /vg/ generals

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started browsing around 2009
>When you started using Jow Forums you were a liberal
yes
>You went through a libertarian phase
no
>You took the red pill, followed by the black pill years later
no, straight to black pill
>Even though you are black pilled, you have long since gotten tired of discussing any topics related to it
yes
>You've tried many forms of self-improvement (lifting, nofap, fashion, etc.)
yes
>You have not had any close friends, or even close online friends in many years
no, I have a few close friends
>You post very little compared to when you started using Jow Forums, and mostly lurk
no, about the same
>You work a low wage job, OR life off neetbux, OR simply live with parents and dont work
yes
>You have no solid plans or hope for the future.
yes
>You frequently go on nostalgia trips online (visiting old sites, archives, old videos) but it's bittersweet as it causes a great deal of melancholy
yes
>You were once a weeb but have lost all interest in anime
no, never watched anime in my life, never been a weeb
>You've lost interest in all of your hobbies
no, my hobbies are growing actually
>You no longer feel a connection to any board of this site, but come here out of habit and because you have nowhere else to go
no, I have a few specific boards I frequent

you got many things right but not all of them

>>When you started using Jow Forums you were a liberal
No
>>You went through a libertarian phase
I've been a little interested in it and still recognize the benefits of a free market but was never into full libertarianism never called myself libertarian
>>You took the red pill, followed by the black pill years later
Not really, kind of I guess
>>Even though you are black pilled, you have long since gotten tired of discussing any topics related to it
>>You've tried many forms of self-improvement (lifting, nofap, fashion, etc.)
Yes
>>You have not had any close friends, or even close online friends in many years
Yes
>>You post very little compared to when you started using Jow Forums, and mostly lurk
Yes
>>You work a low wage job, OR life off neetbux, OR simply live with parents and dont work
Yes
>>You have no solid plans or hope for the future.
A little bit of hope regarding my plans but think it's unlikely I'll manage to do it
>>You frequently go on nostalgia trips online (visiting old sites, archives, old videos) but it's bittersweet as it causes a great deal of melancholy
Not often but I watch a few old things
>>You were once a weeb but have lost all interest in anime
No. I only started with anime as an adult and still watch it.
>>You've lost interest in all of your hobbies
No. I never had hobbies until I tried one thing as an adult and still like it
>>You no longer feel a connection to any board of this site, but come here out of habit and because you have nowhere else to go
Yes

Wow actually fuck off with ho accurate some of this is. I went the opposite way, took the black pill and became a family man.

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User since late 06
>was libertarian
>am now ancap
>don't really apply to anything else
Seems like you just posted your life story and hoped people could relate user

I've been here since 2010 and most of this still applies to me.

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Jow Forums on and off and always here
sometimes v, vg and x
Rest is kinda correct though OP, been here since 2006

I've been here since 2009ish and I relate to maybe 30% of what you posted. But I know you're invoking the Barnum effect here, so most people will agree with you ITT as intended.

My theory is that most of us have gone down the same path.
not possible or we look more like 8 chan

I was liberal and I am now.
Never went through a cringe libertarian phase
Red/black pill has always been bullshit, edgy faggots trying to cope with being socially inept
Tried self-improvement, it's an on/off relationship
Don't have any close friends besides my gf
I post regularly
I work a pretty average job with average pay
I have vague life plans.
Nostalgia is good in small doses.
Never was a weeb, just started watching anime a few years ago.
Never had any real hobbies to begin with.
I mostly post on Jow Forums nowadays.

>When you started using Jow Forums you were a liberal
eh
>You went through a libertarian phase
ehh
>You took the red pill, followed by the black pill years later
i never took the red pill but i did call people jews because there's no other insult for "successful but that's bad"
>Even though you are black pilled, you have long since gotten tired of discussing any topics related to it
what? no, "i'm sick of talking about thing therefore shut up" is shit
>You've tried many forms of self-improvement (lifting, nofap, fashion, etc.)
so has everyone, nice cold read
>You have not had any close friends, or even close online friends in many years
yeah
>You post very little compared to when you started using Jow Forums, and mostly lurk
yeah
>You work a low wage job, OR life off neetbux, OR simply live with parents and dont work
yeah
>You have no solid plans or hope for the future.
yeah
>You frequently go on nostalgia trips online (visiting old sites, archives, old videos) but it's bittersweet as it causes a great deal of melancholy
yeah
>You were once a weeb but have lost all interest in anime
no, it's still good
>You've lost interest in all of your hobbies
no
>You no longer feel a connection to any board of this site, but come here out of habit and because you have nowhere else to go
no

Late 2007 here (sort of).

>>When you started using Jow Forums you were a liberal
I was liberal-leaning and still am.
>>You went through a libertarian phase
I'm not sure, but I think I didn't.
>>You took the red pill, followed by the black pill years later
Redpilled in 2011, blackpilled in 2015, colorlesspilled in 2017.
>>Even though you are black pilled, you have long since gotten tired of discussing any topics related to it
Yes.
>>You've tried many forms of self-improvement (lifting, nofap, fashion, etc.)
Yes.
>>You have not had any close friends, or even close online friends in many years
Last close friendship ended in 2007 or 2008 (but we stopped being close around 2005). Never had a close online friend.
>>You post very little compared to when you started using Jow Forums, and mostly lurk
I only lurked when I started using Jow Forums, but when I finally started posting, I was very active. Now I guess I mostly lurk.
>>You work a low wage job, OR life off neetbux, OR simply live with parents and dont work
I have a dead-end job with a pretty low wage.
>>You have no solid plans or hope for the future.
Yeah. I'm going to be like the post-doomer meme.
>>You frequently go on nostalgia trips online (visiting old sites, archives, old videos) but it's bittersweet as it causes a great deal of melancholy
I do this but not very often. I would nostalgiatrip more if I had time.
>>You were once a weeb but have lost all interest in anime
I may have been a weeb once, but I'm okay with anime. I don't watch it, though.
>>You've lost interest in all of your hobbies
Pretty much.
>>You no longer feel a connection to any board of this site, but come here out of habit and because you have nowhere else to go
Also this with the exception of a couple of generals.

2010 but yes that's pretty much me.
I can't believe next year will be a decade I've been in this trash site.