/r9gay/ - #834

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why do i worry my bf loves my ass more than me?

Any robot who isn't willing to talk about how many grindr meetups and cocks he takes up his ass can post in The rest of you can fuck off and go back to

a real /m/an with a real man's name

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if you wanted people to use that thread you should've linked it in the right thread

>implying the rule is set in stone

>implying unwritten rules arent rules

user your thread has 0 posts in it I don't think anyone cares about it. However, I do agree with you that people who have bfs and stuff shouldn't be posting in these threads as they make other anons feel bad and don't really belong in the first place.

Then post in my thread if you don't like normalfags polluting the generals

Let's talk about the 0 sexs that I've had!

being gay is more my identity than being a robot. i think its true for everyone.

no. Your thread has failed and no one is posting in it, so no point in abandoning this thread.

whats your perfect future look like?

Failed what? If no one's going to do something about the normies you're asking for the shit you get.

bf died from constriction because i squeezed him too hard. whos next?

Metal edition? Alrighty.

youtube.com/watch?v=8dnJpuWuGn8

>being gay is more my identity than being a robot. i think its true for everyone.
No.

failed in gathering any attention.
simply posting 'normalfaggots get out' wont get them to go away
/m/ does not mean metal user it means mecha

Other thread is better because Mika and Yuu are THE cutest boys

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But gathering all the robots in one thread and leaving normalfags here will

>mecha
Not in my book.

/m/ is literally the mecha board, not metal board, but you do you

normies aren't bad its the incels whos complaints full entire threads thats the problem

I don't frequent anime boards, /m/ is used for metal on /mu/, however.

Don't post about your bf or your one night stand escapades and poof, problem solved.

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Where's my average looking bf from yesterday?

>tfw listening to bambi sleep again

>tfw no healthy bmi bf who likes gundam

all my fantasies now involve me beating and tearing apart innocent helpless femboys. what do i do?

beat and tear apart innocent femboys obviously!

find someone thats masochistic I guess?

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Okay gimme a bf right now and nobody gets hurt

If you're close to me I can make that happen.

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Sorry Sir, we just ran out of bfs for today. Check in tomorrow for more bfs. You can also check our website www.bfstore.com for the best bfs in town.

>shave body
>wish I was hairy again
>hair grows back
>wish I was smooth again

>www.bfstore.com
user that goes to a store that sells w*men's bras

shaved yesterday and feeling really good about myself except I FORGOT TO SHAVE MY ARPMITS AND JUST NOTICED THIS MORNING AAAAAA

Hewwo meow

Oh crap, someone stole our domain?
thats a lawsuit

Good morning dear anons~
>Tfw no eu bf to fuck you silly and make you his slut

tfw a slut for tickles and castration

the door is RIGHT THERE!

why do slutty gays who dont care about anything other than fun or popularity make me crazy for them?

maybe youre a hedonist as well and wanna do the same?

no and they disgust me.

okay, you go crazy for them but they disgust you?
that is weird user.

See I wanna be like the boy you describe but at the same time I'm a huge shut-in and wanna discuss mythology and literature with my bf. I wanna have the body of a glutton and the libido of an incubus but I would only "whore out" to my own bf. Please fall for me!

I just want to fucking hold a boy's hand for fuck's sake.
Is that so much to ask for? What do I have to do to get this? I don't even know what it feels like.

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give me the latest Louis Vuitton and then we'll talk.

You simply have me dress up like a dumb femboy slut and then you choke me and beat me and cum inside of me without me getting off and then have me sleep on the floor like a dog. Easy solution.

I am not really gay nor am I really a robot. These threads are comfy though

>tmw no meow bf to go on meow dates with

felt cute so I started taking pics then I remembered how dogshit ugly I am
holy fuck I'm a disgusting blob of shit, nobody will ever find me qt EVER

What happened to your trip 'meow'

Meow got bananed

your qt uwu date me uwu

>tfw only look good in dim, soft lighting
Just gotta find some other ugly bastard that will love me.

Im so ugly as well. I hate myself for being so ugly.

they all say that until they see my face

>tfw I look more like a gross chaser than a qt
every boi I find attractive I also feel envious of :c

I'm ugly as sin too, my standards are pretty low.

>Makina and not amanee
Shit taste desu

>tfw no bf that is below-average looking

>amanee
Wow stop posting any time. I could at least respect you if you said Mitcher or Satcher. The only good thing about Amane is watching her almost fucking starve to death.

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>tfw no bf because I was ghosted
Relationships are a meme

that's why her story is my favourite [/SPOILER]
But michiru is best girl by far with Asperger's girl coming in second

my standards are high. I wish I had a qt and that I was worthy of him

>his favorite isnt the JUICE
It's like you're not even trying.

Who the fuck is the juice lmao

>my standards are pretty low.
Why wont you be meows friend(bf) then

hello user
tell me about it, I had this happen to me as well.

Juicy yuuji retard.

I've had it happen from like the last 4 relationships I guess I'm just a magnet to the type of people who can just ghost you at the stop of a hat

Hello user.
I don't really know where to go from there.

>online relationships
Lol

4 is a lot, was it all online relationships or irl?

Only girl I recall that drank juice was mitcher. Yuuji is a shit imagine ruining your life over a rich girl with daddy issues and violent tendencies

If you accept it isn't real, and use it as essentially a coping mechanism for your loneliness I don't see a problem with them.
If you're not shitposting, I wouldnt necessarily have a problem with it.

>clapped bfs butt both cheeks and he prematurely ejaculated

>If you're not shitposting, I wouldnt necessarily have a problem with it.
Can you tell meow more about yourself, meow doesnt care about looks :3

Online, which probably explains a lot the more I think about it. Ive only had one irl relationship with a grill and that was shit in other ways helped me realize I was gay though so there's that

online relationships are hit or miss in my experience, sucks you had so many bad ones user.

Yeah, I don't think I'm going to bother with online stuff anymore im glad that it works out for some people it's nice hearing about people who meet playing mmos and stuff

Tfw no bf who likes thicc and tall nerds who'd rather talk about mythology and plays but keeps making very sexual jokes and poses.

I'm just an autistic retard who's addicted to mmos and anime.
So, pretty par for the course.

>tfw no fit bf to:
>keep me on a strict healthy diet
>make sure I perform a minimum amount of exercise each weak
>exercise with
>beat me up

>I'm just an autistic retard who's addicted to mmos and anime.
Sounds cool, what mmos do you play

>thicc
>tall
>nerd
Hello there.

Hello would you like to debate theology late at night in a discord call, while drinking wine?

Right now, just classic wow.

I don't know much about that, to be honest. I'm up for the discord call sometime though.

What do you know a lot about, then?

I know a lot about cooking and apocalypses that have almost ended the human race. Neither help me to get a bf.

Ooo ooo! That one time when that russian general refused to launch a nuke from the submarine! Cool stuff! I'm a giant glutton so please cook for me!

>cooking
high chance of husband material detected

Yeah, that situation was something I actually only heard about a few months ago. I don't know how I didn't hear about it sooner, as that kind of stuff is what I enjoy learning about, but knowing how we could have all died had it not been for him refusing to launch still gives me chills sometimes.
>I'm a giant glutton so please cook for me!
What would you like?
>high chance of husband material detected
God I wish.

It gets you thinking sometimes, doesn't it? I don't like to indulge a lot cause it makes me depressed. I really like *any* meat, but especially fish! I don't like a lot of pasta but I do like pastries so if you can bake that's a gigantic +!

wont we all become copies of jesus christ once we go through purgatory??

omg shut the fuck up that's not how it works and I'm not even gonna give you the time of my day

So fish and pastries? Would those go well together? I haven't made fish before, but I've made some pastries before!

Fish and pastries don't really go well together, but yes! Good! Feed me, I'm too lazy to exercise; my curves must be made of fat!

I have to feed you too? But I'd be tired from baking pastries and learning how to cook fish.