/britfeel/

What, so you can tug your flaccid little willy to her? I think not lad, come to my neck of the woods and you can steal a quick glimpse before I cave your balding ginger head in.

>didn't get his first girlfriend until he was 37

I'm a 24 year old KHHV and I can't even comprehend to wait another 13 years

If she's too ugly you can censor her minging face?

Why wont you meet for a scrap SCEA? Why are you afraid of me? Is it because, on every level, you are a lesser man?

It could happen at any time lad

I explained why I don't meet anyone on the previous thread. I also explained that if we met as strangers you'd realise what a mistake your assumptions were.

You must keep a rancid diseased cat based on how upset you are?

Gonna kill your cat if I find it.

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did you see the mug though

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Kek. You dont meet anyone because you know you'd get your head kicked in lad. You're a bigger fibber than Poley. You were right not to meet nightwalk, he'd have knocked you right out. And you're right to avoid me as well.

Can't believe I'm awake and get to see the sulk cartel turning on each other. Seetheless anons ftw

Ohh dont think I've not got time to seethe at you too lad. You just watch it.

Heeheehee
Seethe on you seethey seether

Crikey SCEAs been made to look a right coward these last 12 hours

yeah spends a lot of time chewing the fat little goblin

>go on /tv/
>naturally want to hide half the threads
>page 1 hid some shit
>go on page 2
>half of the same threads are there because in the time l clicked 'next' another thread has been bumped
how shit

>siding with scea the mong boy
strawpoll.me/18662490
strawpoll.me/18662490
strawpoll.me/18662490

I'm laughing at both you sulkers though. Don't like either of you.

If I can't kill you I will simply kill more cats. Keep it up cat fucker.

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>mfw some loud fat dwarf keeps threatening to shoot me

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Anons I have a question do you guys think making a hat out of rabbits is safe also I'm going to capture the rabbit in Heaton Park user solo tell me

>waterboarded with degassed beer
Fuck thats given me the giggles

Nevermind sake l question your hat making skills in general

Nasty rancid vermin; fit for my bolts.

>Don't like either of you. :'(
Looks like the cats will be killing you - death by a thousand cuts but with cat scratches is the winner so far
Thanks lad

What do you mean iv caught some rabbit but I let them go making a nice rabbit fur hat would be nice user if you ever see with it don't tell any one

What kind of edgy fuck goes on about killing cats? ls this some weird attempt to suck up to Shippy because his pet died?

>suck up to Shippy because his pet died?
Shippy is a cat killer too
poor bobbin

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Definitely related to shippy and shippy's britfeel dismissal, no doubt about it.

Shippy never gloated about it though. Normally just said the RSPCA tried to fuck him over

lol even your cat looks sick of SCEA's shitposting

Who is SCEA

Guy who used to work on building sites and now sits in a bedsit getting drunk alone

Ok, if I'm wrong I'll apologise.
Isn't it you that gets drunk then comes here brag posting about your gf?

What was his story?
user tell me plzxxazzz

when there's no one else on the house I like to vocalise when I push out a poo. I go "ooooh ahhhh yes!"

>tfw feel like a dick now
Sorry lad. It's good you've got yourself a gf.

No lad that's not me. Dunno who you mean tbf sp gets drunk but doesn't have a gf, there are a few people who brag about their gf but idk if any of them do it drunk.

That would be Edgbaston, aka jewfro, aka rentfree, aka butthead. Not seen him post for a while tbf

even if he could scea is all fucking talk no action it's why IT guy could play him like a fiddle and make him his bitch with no consequences

I want to give up my physical body and live as electrical signals on the internet away from the cowards in this world

Fuck knows, i guess I have done the ole jump to the wrong conclusion.
Sorry user. Seeing thst anons post i have jumped to the wrong conclusion.
I really am sorry, user.
Ah. That's who i thought it was.

if you lived in the internet you'd be exposed to more cowards you mong

why do i always need a poo when the shopping delivery is due?? i always cut it so close

absolutely love porn, lads.

finna bored nigga

Had a dream l was in a family sitcom with Arnie as the granddad. Then a murderous cult stormed the home and we had to fight them off.

>absolutely Iove porn, lads.

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Sounds quite fun lad, did you win the fight?

lmao i would never go to one of those conventions
even porn forums are fucking cringe full of fat losers
i simply just tug one out every day. takes me 15 minutes and it improves my day instantly.

if you want some nice pure non degenerate porn then look up girls humping pillows

i sometimes look at dancing. a bit of imagination required.

youtube.com/watch?v=-Yzh_HghypI
nonce is gonna get it

or
youtube.com/watch?v=LiVXl6drX48

youtube.com/channel/UC6vN8o5RpOVSVQUUZRSpSrA/videos

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quick run down on this lore?

Might be getting a bartending job, any tips lads?
Just gotta try not to bottle it, heh

ronnie's been reporting/trolling timmy/guv and the crew for weeks but outed himself as a nonce and now they're going to do him like they tried to do with seasideMARK

the YT fruit machine community is about to take a dark turn. i just hope innocent alan lovejoy stays out of it

if you don't know how to do something, ask confidently, don't wing other people's drinks and stuff. always ask things like if they want their drink with or without ice.

Does Eddie from brit/pol/ ever post here?

>the nonce lives in rotherham

SLOW RIDE
[DU DOOO DOO, DU DOO]
TAKE IT EASY

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Wanted some mindless action and adventure last night so stuck this on. Good fun and nice final battle.

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I've mentally been to that place, you really don't mate.

just had a nice dream where I went on a little hiking trip with some qts and my dog

>tfw schizoid personality disorder
>tfw that makes up less than 1% of the population and is apparently quite rare
>Trannies and other degenerates get their own bathrooms and special treatment while I just get to rot because my brain problem is less politicised than their brain problem
Fuck Autists! Become a maverick! Solitary confiment! Wahey!

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What treatment would you like?

I want to work in a role where I don't have to speak to anyone and get left alone to do what I want.

you know a much higher number of people are trannies right? it sucks that you're mentally ill but obviously an illness effecting more people is going to get more focus and attention

get a job you workshy arsehole

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are you actually diagnosed or just read the wikipedia page?

advantages
>don't need to worry about getting old, pain or death
>no worries about my appearance and not being good looking enough
>don't need to work
>don't need food or water

what could go wrong

What if you want a nap or get bored and want to die?

how to stop mass shooting 101:

kill anyone who looks like this

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I wouldn't need to because I'll just be data. if I want to die I can ask someone to delete me

I do have a job. I just don't enjoy being around normos

work harder then and be more social or ill have you fired for being a drain on workplace morale

are you the kind of arrogant cunt who thinks he can sit by himself at break and not talk?

gonna watch more dumb fantasy movies me thinks

Morning lads. The sun is out. It's a beautiful day. Life is good.
Go out into the world and make the best of it.

l'm sure jobs like this exist

i have a work meeting today cause ive been off. fuck life lol
only going cause parents made me
should have hidden the letter

I sit in my car at break.
I do have friends who seem to like me but I prefer to be alone a lot of the time.
I don't think I'm better than others I just like the peace and quiet.
Having a weekend in where I can just sit around by myself doing nothing is bliss.

you arent allowed off the premises at break. except for senior management, im writing you up

haha based meanie

The fact that people like this actually exist and they grass in other employees for doing something that harms no one at all is just sad. How much of a wagie can you be.

Sorted all the laundry out, tidied the kitchen, and now there's a pizza iwzza in the oven. Shaping up to be a good day off.

the canadian prime minister in blackface news reminds me of when prince harry went to a party dressed as a nazi

fuck off, im going to sit inside and play video games all day just like yesterday

my cheque came
high life for me

>garlic shooter

you know the cliche 'i nearly spat my coffee out'? well i almost did

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Damn. SCEA REALLY hates Vinay. REALLY hates the builders. REALLY hates cats. Is there anything he likes?