Why is it so cute when you make a pretty boy cum all over his flat tummy?

I have a slightly above average pp, a flat chest,and a body shape women can't have and I'm much more caring than any woman I know

>Be me.
>Robot who fell for the Jow Forums meme.
>No qt gf that is comfortable enough to take charge.

Why even live ?

Big pp and small cute boy and straight? You really were made to appeal to no one weren't you

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OwO
I-i-it just is! :3
UwU

Not big big, just a bit above average 6.5+inches
And yeah I know ;_;
The worse is I am not even bad looking

because having control over a man makes you feel powerful like a true alpha

I'd such on that but sadly you're a straightoid

You make it sound like it's a bad thing
Other guys dicks look gross

Well I wouldn't have to pull my dick out to suck on yours. I could just... suck it.

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You're probably hairy and manly and you couldn't stand only sucking my dick forever.
I'm also kind of afraid of being raped

Different user but it's even worse in my case.
>big pp 7.5 - 8 inches, I can't tell if I've been measuring wrong
>"cute" face, or so I'm told
>straight
>6'0
>hairy as fuck below the neck
>pretty much exclusively into femdom
I'm literally nobody's type.

No, yes, eeeeeeeh, I have other boyholes to fuck
And understandable

I'm fucking you but 6" dick and that extra inch and a half is in my height. I can't grow a proper beard so I have to shave smooth, my legs and pubes are a fucking jungle, and my chest and stomach are a few loose, long hairs that look like absolute shit.
Also into gfd.
I'm fucking defective, man. You've still got it ok.

>I'm fucking defective, man. You've still got it ok.
I dunno man I feel like the gfd thing alone is enough for me to qualify as defective.

Guys how the fuck do I get rid of all my body hair
I have very hairy legs and a bit of fuzz on my upper body.

I dunno dude. It's pretty much the only thing I want but it'll never happen.

Get a trimmer and do it daily, takes 5 minutes

I don't think you have any idea.
It's all over my body, I've once tried shaving my legs and it took 30 fucking minutes each to make sure there were no patches of stray hair

I don't think you've used a trimer. It literally cuts everything it touches.

Uh, yeah but if have to make sure there are no patches of stray hair and some places like my back and ass might be hard to reach also how fast will it make hair grow back?

not true AT ALL, stop spreading misinformation you cheeky boy

Also pls user you seem to be really knowledgeable about this if you give me discord and help me out with this you can get some pics

I appreciate the offer and I certainly would appreciate the pics user, but I simply can't help that much more. I can tell you that it won't make your hair grow faster, or slower, the fact is the way you cut it won't affect that at all. That's just misconception.

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Yeah but why do I see all these actual females on here that are into like gfd and twinkish bfs?

>actual females
>on here

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My cute lanky bf always squeals when his cummies get on his tummy and sometimes I try to flick it in his face but he's slowly getting wise to it. One time I get get it in his mouth and there is a stain on the wall because of it. He always freaks about it getting in his long beautiful hair.

He'll also probably read this.