/britfeel/

the just eat adverts piss me off to no end, just the same roastie who cant sing screaming the same phrase over and over again

have a guess?

He's really willing to go to prison to smash the nonce.

hop out the for-four with the .44
it was one, two, three and four
chillin' in the corridor
scea is forty-four
and he's still callin man for a draw
let him know
when i see him
i'm gonna spin his jaw

I get the transformation fetish when it's like turning into a furry character or the opposite sex or some shit, but then you get the really weird faggotry where someone transforms into a toilet.

Brazilian girl puking pink stuff on another girls tits.

is this SCEA?
must be autistic

Friendly reminder that after next Monday there will be less than 100 days to go until the 2020s

I'd leave it till the morning myself. If it's still hurting I'd ring dr's first thing and get on that triage thing.

im gonna lose 2 stone before 2020, just decided

is he on drugs?

Went to uni
Applied for a trainee job in the industry
Had a quick interview
Got the job

Timestamp?

how do i slow this down user, this past year has felt like 4-5 months

>how do i slow this down user
You can't, it's only going to get faster and faster

who the fuck is that twat?
, I listened to him for 60 seconds and I want to stomp on his head

What is this primary school drama shite

Usually get a 2:1. got a third for my latest essay and now i have fucked my uni overall grade.
Looks like i am becoming a neet again.

Had this lucid dream about a young red head lass earlier.

she was 14 years old

pip pip

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>that triage thing
whut?

im going to have a massive wank to loli shit

*stomps on your lucid dream*

oops forgot pic of the ABSOLUTE UNIT

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GET OVER ERE BAZZA, AH'VE FOWND ANUVVER ONE

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Getting really pissed off about work, they're asking me to REQUEST my hours be changed and then I'll get a timescale of when that can be done - 2 WEEKS from now

Complete fucking joke, once I book in my last few holidays, I'm going to start taking a bunch of overtime on Saturdays, then calling in sick

absolute size of that under aged unit

Also like when i was first year or something there was this thing mars one and i said jokingly i'd apply
Ah it was nice of him to think that

Do you think she'll get even bigger as she ages

>putting snails on my penis
>fucking various food items
>porn on my phone waiting to go into a job interview

these two examples barely scratch the surface of my depravity

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shes only 14 , would still fugg though

alrighht luv hows the weather up there?

Anyone in Sheffield? Moved here for GF but she fucking dumped me the day after I signed my lease and instituted no contact. (I did nothing wrong, she's just a fucking selfish, narcissistic dipshit who doesn't understand that relationships require some form of work beyond NRE and she doesn't have any sense of taking responsibility for anything or understanding her actions affect others)
Without her I know noone here though, don't have friends beyond our mutual friends that were her friends first so nobody is talking to me.
What fun is there to be had in Sheffield? Where are the free parties? What are the best bars and clubs? Any good groups I should check out?

its almost like being attracted to kids is a natural thing that jews are trying to suppress

corporation for pulling emo grills if its even still open anymore

Oh boo hoo you have no friends, not used to that are ya mr normie, who boo hoo your gf dumped you. Where are the free parties so you can get smashed xD

Fucking hell I loathe evening britfeel. Fucking so many normalo normatron cunts come on.

just don't fuck any

are the jews attracted to kids?

Reddit has all the hottest girls

reddit.com/user/PandoraNyxie/submitted/?sort=top

He's not fucking around. Taking a break from YouTube for a few weeks as a means of 'plausible deniability' and all
youtube.com/watch?v=GFl5DpV4WU4

My mum saw a girl fling herself from the cliffs near bridlington today, brutal.

its just a girl with her boobs out, there are loads of girls with their boobs out on the internet

God I wish I had a cute little sub girlfriend I could just completely dominate.

Not many girls with a body like this fren. Post any you know however

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>a girl fling herself from the cliffs near bridlington today
haha that was me, like and subscribe

Can't blame them seeing as so many blokes are thick enough to pay, but not a fan of how most of them do it to sell their services (Snapchats, Dropboxes, cock rates) nowadays.
Used to be a time they did it just for the attention which made it better somehow.

That is a lovely vagina tbf

i dont think i personally know any girls who have their boobs out on the internet, well, i probably do but ive just never seen their boobs on the internet, these are my favourites though

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How is it possible to so large in 15 years?

youtube.com/watch?v=dDOewwFAW5A

i wish i was heterosexual

so this is the new King Mong that will be posted here every thread?

you sound bent
sorry, blame it on the faggots in denial for commandeering those terms

Just had a little smoke of me weed lads

>Half JP unblocked me

Here we go again.

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IGNORE AND BLOCK RUN LAD FFS

Hold on pal, looks like I missed some of the drams. When/why did she block you?

>japanese girls kissing and spitting on the camera lens
>girls eating cake with cum on it
>girls eating cream from eachothers bumholes
>trannies

whichever you deem to be the weirdest

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grade A MUG

>>japanese girls kissing and spitting on the camera lens
>>girls eating cake with cum on it
>>girls eating cream from eachothers bumholes
>>trannies
I think we've found the ascended patrician.

Lot of nice pubs in Sheffield
I recommend drinking yourself to death lad

not even jesus can save you

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Hollllllding haaands!
youtube.com/watch?v=YYOKMUTTDdA

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james bond has a gun that raises the AoC in a three-by-three area to 150
james bond has a gun that makes people into nonces and a license to use it

>I won't meet you just to prove I'm real so I'll block you because otherwise you won't get over me

in a nutshell

Might make some truly dreadful posts if that's ok

Went to uni to study for an arts degree, graduated, was on the dole for months, finally found work in a call centre, have worked in them ever since. Even typing that out makes me want to neck myself.

no only i can do that its MY thing

dont you hate it when your ex still fucking nags you

>Went to uni to study for an arts degree, graduated, was on the dole for months
HA!

>has an ex

Normie.

youtube.com/watch?v=xKKv64womSg

If it makes you feel better it's the most miserable soul crushing kind of waging.

Sadly to balance that out it's dogshit experience for applying to other jobs.

epic stuff lads thanks

This Tim Eldridge?

Everyone tells me I shouldnt regret my degree and that its still worth something..I got a fucking 3rd class degree in photography ffs, in what world is that worth something?!

It's what they use to rank the severity of the illness/injury/whatever. Like in A+E.. Maybe not all drs have it but mine do if you want an appointment that day

>apply for night shifts in July
>managers tell me that we're understaffed on weekends so for now I'll do night shifts on Tuesday/Wednesday and continue doing late 1-9pm shifts on Friday/Saturday/Sunday
>This will just be until some new people start in August
>August arrives
>Email my manager and ask about my shifts
>Replies a week later
>Says still understaffed give it another 3-4 weeks
>Ask again in 3 weeks
>No reply for a week
>Manager goes on holiday for 3 weeks
>Email head of the department that's covering her instead
>he tells me to wait until my manager is back and to make a formal request to change my hours

I'm getting fucked over and I'll be sure to fuck them on my way out

Yep. Well and truly fucked myself. Im nearly 30. How the fuck did it come to this.

Got any positives to consider? Can you drive?

refused entry into a shop lads
a fucking shop

tried to walk in but the fucking guy at the kiosk is pestering me for proof of membership, I tell him I'm just here to do some shopping then he starts saying "this is cash and carry!"
I know what both of those words mean, I've come to spend cash and I intend to carry my goods out, but he's saying it as though these two words together have an entirely different meaning
So he starts giving me a list of shit I have to do if I want to shop there and midway through I just say fuck it and go to Asda instead

what a fucking ball ache, never going there again

>I won't meet you just to prove I'm real so I'll block you because otherwise you won't get over me
Lad just walk away....no, run.

stilI better than nothing

>HHL is gone.

Finally. We did it.

asidhuioashduiopahdf9uwaht

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>I've come to spend cash and I intend to carry my goods out

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Nope, havent even passed my theory. Literally my only achievements over the last 4 years have been not killing myself and gaining a promotion where I work now which, thankfully, means I dont have to take calls any more.

Decided to sack my driving instructor after 4th lesson today after he put a black cloth on my face today to blind me when I was approaching a roundabout since he said: " I might as well as be blind".
After the last lesson, when he said he was going to murder me and described in detail how he would dispose of my body. Goddam boomers.

feeling a bit whiffed tbqh sexy lads

Nothing is not a good base line of comparison.

whats the story behind this Iad?