What is the most deranged, degenerate, nasty thing you would do to a hot woman?

I'd hold her hand.

Maybe even kiss her forhead if we're feeling frisky desu.

Slip a laxative in her drink when she comes over to meet me, tie her up (most women I know are into bdsm) with a ball gag and blindfold, fuck her pussy for a while then fuck her ass until shes forced to shit all over my cock. Then leave her a shitty shivering mess before leaving

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>implying your dick would ever leave anyone shivering

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Nice try FBI. You can't get me that easily.

I love how thos shitty meme gets the cumbrains agitated kek

lmao its even worse than the shrek snap meme

I'm black so it will, it has, and it will again tonight. And tomorrow as my 1 year anniversary is tomorrow
Try again

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Shitty but affective.

>I'm black
You're preaching to the choir, familiar.
>Try again.
Nah, I'mma get some cheeks later too. Bless up.

Stay in silence while effectively avoiding her eyes. I can't even approach people I work with

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spike her drink with laxatives and tie her up in my shower so she is forced to poopoo on me

come on tounge and call her nasty names
I've already done kinkier shit but it was just stupid porn memes, not really satisfying

Tell her to piss off.

watching her being fucked by a giant octopus

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cuddle her and suck her juicy nipples like a baby

>What is the most deranged, degenerate, nasty thing you would do to a hot woman?
I don't want to do anything like that. A while ago I would have asked what's wrong with you guys but it's clear to me now that this is normal for most other guys. I honestly don't understand people anymore.

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Put any part of her in my mouth

>I honestly don't understand people anymore.

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>What is the most deranged, degenerate, nasty thing you would do to a hot woman?
Findom

I'm not saying people have changed or anything, I just used to think I understood people but it's become clear that was delusion on my part.

sniffing her farts

I think you should go back to r eddit user.

Chain her up and let pigs use her for pleasure. I really get off on degrading women.

>if you're not a retarded coomer you must be reddit
Nice.

Marry her, probably.

I make her clear cut a forest with a chainsaw while I sit in my idling hummer enjoying a delicious wonder-bread sandwich. In the distance a native american is crying.

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>wanting to fuck women is now being ""coomer""

It doesn't work in that way.

Probably what most of us would do. Diaper her, dress her up to make sure she feels warm and safe, and hold her tightly as I bottle feed her, running my fingers through her hair and telling her how sweet and cute she is. When she inevitably wets I'll rub the warm padding and coo at her, if she starts to ask for a change I'll just give her her pacifier and pat her cheek, knowing that diapers her size aren't cheap and she has to fully use it before a change as I keep chain bottle feeding her and telling her how wonderful she is. My ministrations continuing even through a messy diaper change when I'll gently tease her about how big of a baby she is that she is daddy's girl.

You know, normal stuff.

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Call me crazy but I already have done many degenerate sexual acts with gross women. If I had a hot or beautiful woman I would like her to not act like a dirty whore

Nope you have to go back to r*ddit now.

I would hold her hand with fingers interlocked.

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Sedate her, then amputate her arm with a hacksaw and fist her with it

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I was never on or a part of reddit though maybe you should update your 10year old insults