Survey time

also she had a body like this but alot smaller stomach

im a fucking idiot

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>white
>18
>the pinnacle of virginity
>in education
>5'3
>100lbs
>none

>White
>20
>have made out and hugged girls never had sex
>minumum wage job working outside away from people
>5 foot nine
>135 pounds
>kissing i guess

>race
mixed english/brazilian
>age
25
>khhv status
i kissed my cousin but nothing more
>neet status
nope have 2 jobs
>height
173cm
>weight
60kg / 130lbs
>most memorable relationship with a girl
i kissed my half sister in the pool a few times.

>race
White, swedish if that makes any difference
>age
20
>khhv status
Just the V, made out with a couple of girls but i've never gotten to the fucking part because i never contact them again.
>neet status
Currently in uni, work over the summers
>height
6'4
>Weight
91 kgs
>Most memorable moment with a girl
Met this american chick at an MGMT concert in stockholm, ended up hitting it off pretty well, kissed a couple of times and everything was super comfy. After the concert ended we went to get chow but got lost on the way back and ended up walking around the city in the rain til' like 4 am, when i finally got home i knocked on my friends door on accident waking her up at 4 am, when i finally found his apartment i instantly threw up on his carpet.

Fun stuff.

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Friends neighbors door*

>race
Aryan super soldier
>age
19
>khhv status
Virgin
>neet status
College full time. No job
>height
5'11
>weight
80kg of lean mass
>most memorable relationship with a girl
None notable

>race
White
>age
22
>khhv status
Hugged my psychologist so KHV
>neet status
Autismbux
>height
5'3"
>weight
96 lbs
>most memorable relationship with a girl
Content not found

>race
White
>age
27
>khhv status
Kissless, hugless, handholdless, gfless, dateless, a single solitary moment of romance-less
>neet status
3 years and counting on my current stint
>height
5'8''
>weight
194
>most memorable relationship with a girl
lol

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No job? No school? You just sitting at your parents house?

No job or school? What do you do all day? Who supports your lifestyle and how long do you think this will go?

>White
>26
>Several sexual relationships
>In education, not employed
>6'0
>194
>Had a Fiance when I was younger.

>No job? No school? You just sitting at your parents house?

Yes pretty much, use my autismbux to pay rent

>race
white (if you consider russians to be third)
>age
18
>khhv status
yes
>neet status
yes
>height
178 cm
>weight
94 kg
>most memorable relationship with a girl
none

>white
>19
>affirmative
>mostly affirmative
>5'8
>215
>once I tried to help a girl study for a math test and am pretty sure I caused her to fail

Video games, exercise, writing. Mom's retiring in a few years and that'll just about be the end of the line for this schizoid waste of oxygen. I seriously doubt I'll ever kill myself, so I've got a few decades of misery to look forward to.

I don't mean this insultingly, but what's wrong with you? Like, do you know what's preventing you from achieving an outcome that you'd consider good in life?

but how do you carry so much weight on such a small frame!?

>White
>21
>Virgin
>I college
>5'4''
>90lbs
>Got kicked by one in 12th grade after i spat on her face for being a cunt

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>race
nigga
>age
22
>khhv status
khv, hugged with russian grill, turns out she might've been a potential soulmate
>neet status
half assing 2 college courses
>height
179cm (manlet status)
>weight
175 lbs (skinnyfat)
>most memorable relationship with a girl
hugged grill

are you cute originally user?

>race
Chicano
>age
19
>khhv status
Absolute virgin
>neet status
In university but unemployed
>height
5'10
>weight
dunno exactly, underweight
>most memorable relationship with a girl
Never even spoke to a girl outside my family out of my own accord

>race
mixed
>age
24
>khhv status
normalfag
>neet status
functioning member of society
>height
5'6
>weight
150
>most memorable relationship with a girl
i am one

>white, 19
>v, college sophomore
>6 feet, 164lbs, lift a lot but look like a lanklet nonetheless
>only relationship was with a great girl who lived in Russia, lasted a year. I've been over her for a while, but I've yet to meet someone who was as smart and caring as her
I'm pretty happy with where I am, though it gets lonely sometimes. I tend to lose myself in studies and music too much to care about the world around me

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(I'm this dude )
Just dropping in to say Prefab Sprout is one of my favorite bands. Been listening to that album and Swoon a lot to get some inspiration. Mad props, friend

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race
>white
age
>18, almost 19
khhv status
>kissless, virgin
neet status
>have decent job, make about 35k, still live with mom
height
>5'8"
weight
>230lb I think
most memorable relationship with a girl
>met her on Omegle a few years ago and we talk every day, tells me she wants to meet me irl. doubt it will ever happen though

>race
German 25% Filipino 50% Italian 25%

>age
23

>khhv status
I do not understand

>neet status
Every day is the weekend.

>height
Not sure, have not measured in years

>weight
160-170

>most memorable relationship with a girl
My first blowjob.

Do you like spooky skelly shut ins? And are you female?

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Chicago is not a race dumbass

I am a social justice warrior trap that does not shave anywhere.
I am something you will never comprehend.

So you are a raging homosexual to the cross you go

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But your last 2 digits are 6 and 7.
What does that add up to?
13. THIRTEEN.
What does 13 mean?
It means you are of thy devil.
You fornicate with black cats and I know what you did last week on Friday the THIRTEENTH.

I am pure and strong and I am the only true robot. Because I am every gender. I am the living embodiment of skill and talent.
You gangstalkers ,13, will never get me!!!! My body hairs are oily.

>>race
Black
>>age
25
>>khhv status
Have fucked
>>neet status
Welfare leecher
>>height
185cm
>>weight
76kg
>>most memorable relationship with a girl
fucked a white girl, though she was drunk af

How do I get welfare teach me your cultures ways. I bring a peace offering.

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>Unique Hispanic race, nothing on face of earth that is my race
>23 years old
>kissless, hugless, virgin
>NEET to be
>5'7
>135 lbs
>No memorable relationship

Life is mostly bullshit.
I know I could go and get a white girlfriend if I lied (have no issue with lying), but I have no strong desire to go and have sex with a white girl.

It's just not worth all the turmoil and suffering.
I feel like I'm wasting away and there's no real way out for me. It feels like hell on earth.

I'm autistic as well.

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>Be me
>Be black
>Work black
>Collect welfare
>????
>Profit

Did your BBC stretch her out?

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>Hispanic
>21
>Don't know what that is
>No job and not in school
>6'0"
>343.01
>Made a black girl laugh in 8th grade with a joke I stoled from The Simpsons

You Are Nothing.
Absolutely Meaningless.
You Are Not Special.

Its actually really small, 3.7 inches, which is why i only fuck drunk women, so they dont remember the night.

You see, Step 2 has been very difficult for me. I am fluent in Ebonics, my nigga, but I am not able to convert my pigmentation into the black.
I want free welfare and I do not think it is fair I get kicked out of every welfare office when I tell them yo dawg what up? Whats good with you hows yo bitch? I pulled up today cuz I need some free money. I always point to the blacks there to emphasize welfare. They get offended and kick me out. Every time. My nigga. How do I get free stuff, bruh? On crip.

Keep the cats away from your homosexuality

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This is my cat

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>race
Caucasian
>age
25
>khhv status
Nope
>neet status
Unemployable schizo receiving disability
>height
170cm
>weight
Around 55kg
>most memorable relationship with a girl
The most memorable one I had wasn't sexual in any way, but we loved each other deeply.

>race
hapa
>age
21
>khhv status
khhv
>neet status
student
>height
170cm
>weight
idk, I'm thin
>most memorable relationship with a girl
none

My dad is white and my mom is filipino
Sorry I am the only hapa allowed here please leave

This path you are taking will only lead you to death in the future, the towelheads do not like fags

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Ah, you were doing everything correctly then, if it wasnt for your non-black skin it would have worked.
To get black skin is a very simple process:
Do drugs
Rob a person (bonus pigment if its a armed robbery)
Start a turf war and win
Fuck a black chick, knock her up and leave her to deal with the child on her own
and last, of course, the diet. very important to keep up your skin pigments in a darker color. KFC, watermelon, grapejuice(or soda) and so on
Follow this and youll be the blackest nigga in the street

You are the best. Ch33rs!

But I am unfortunately special.
I am the sole member of my race.

>Black
>20
>Never had a gf
>University student
>6'1''
>164 lbs
>None. Never had any close female friends or acquaintances

You cannot resist the Judas kiss

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I am a billionaire and will make 3 of you by the end of the week.

Nigga, come near me and I will nail you to the cross myself

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I wish you would.
It would be better than being alone

based skellyposter

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Would you feel better if I cummed on you?

You Shall Not. You dont know who your dealing with. I am warning you. You wont like it when I am angry.

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No,
I would feel 10x worse.

I thrive on misery, it would be a great time for me! Add me on facebook.

I will gladly attend to your stoning day in Paris

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Look at me. I am skeleton. I am so funny. I dance and ask strangers on the internet if they are a girl.

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>race
White Australian
>age
26 (too old for this shitty place)
>khhv status
I've done it all and not enjoyed any of it
>neet status
I work and go to uni
>height
6'2"
>weight
280 pounds I think, dunno how it converts
>most memorable relationship with a girl
My first gf that lasted all of 6 months. After that I had trouble trusting people. This was at 18 and now I'm medicated for all sorts of mental shit.

>Race
White
>Age
16
>khhv
have a date tomorrow
>Height
6 foot 1
>wheaght
210lbs Bear
>most memorable relationship with a girl
duno

You and me, a dance to make this site a little bit less gayer

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I love you. The times we have shared on this thread. I will never forget. The silly laughs, the passionate anger, that time you said your going to nail me to the cross. You are my best friend. Farewell, skelly. Please stop gangstalking me.

How do you get the tall?

Farewell homoano, see you on the other side

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>>race
White
>>age
35
>>khhv status
Last time i had sex was around Febrary or may cant remember
>>neet status
Working full time and just got a sweet promotion
>>height
6ft1
>>weight
180lbs
>>most memorable relationship with a girl
Probably an ex with whom i lived for more than a year, we had plans to marry.

>white
>23
>non virgin
>employed
>6'3
>150lbs
>Spent a few months dating/fucking a BPD girl, relationship ended when she had a drug induced mental breakdown

>White
>18
>nin-virgin
>college, so not a neet
>5' 8"
>130lb
>My first ever girlfriend, took my virginity, loved her, she didn't love me, at all, broke up with me 1 month ago, just before I moved to college, destroyed my confidence.
Anyone else b/r9k/en

>white
>25
>just a virgin
>I'm a NEET now but I've had several jobs before
>5'11
>85 kgs
>none whatsoever, closest was a nerdy sort of girl who was an acquaintance in high school

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>white
>20
>Have had sex a few times
>NEET but might get a job soon
>6'4
>tfw 130lbs turbo skelly
>Fucked this cute cuban girl for a week straight last summer, she was a Jow Forums tomboy.

>have a date tomorrow
>16
>6'1
Why are you here?

IM IM IM IM IM COOOOOMMMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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>race
Linus
>age
Linus
>khhv status
Linus
>neet status
Linus
>height
Linus
>weight
Linus
>most memorable relationship with a girl
One time i thought a girls name was Linus. It wasnt but it was close to my name which is also Linus

>White
>18
>Virgin but not kissless
>At uni studying aviation but no job atm
>6' 0"
>165 lbs
There was this girl I was friends with in middle school and towards the end of high school. She really got into school and I got into drugs and coon shit but we linked back up after we both got off the extremes. Learned a lot from her

>race
White
>age
28
>khhv status
12 women bedded in lifetime
(most low self-esteen fatties, occasional good looking girl with emotional issues)
>neet status
Full-Time shitty admin job with gov
>height
5'10''
>weight
180
>most memorable relationship with a girl
Recently watching the sunset from a nearby park with a girl I was seeing.

I swear I'm still mostly cyborg,still have no actual friends, hobbies, prospects.

>race
African American/mulatto/mutt
>age
23
>khhv status
Never kissed, never had penetrative sex, but have hugged, dry humped and eaten ass
>neet status
Full time worker and it makes me depressed
>height
5'11
>weight
145-150
>most memorable relationship
Whatever I had with Wendy Perez back in 2014. She was an amazing girl and she really liked me but I fucked it up.

>race
White, Italian, Anglo, Danish mix
>age
20
>khhv status
khhv romantically but a girl once forced herself on me and kissed me, then a few girls hugged me without permission
>neet status
Attending Uni, had a high paying job so I have savings
>height
6ft6
>weight
155lbs (up from 130)
>most memorable relationship with a girl
Most of my most memorable moments are when I was hanging out with guys. Honestly, I have very few good memories with women irl. I guess when I ran into a girl I know and hung out with her in a sex shop for a few hours

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How does it feel that you wasted your virginity on a slut who did not even love you?

Only women care about shit like that fag lol

>white
>21
>virgin
>unemployed
>6'2
>184lbs
>stepmoms friend did the kiss on the cheek greeting at my dads wedding

>White
>19
>Virgin
>In college
>5'8"
>170
Liked the pastor's daughter at my church. We were friends, but I could never muster up the courage to tell her how I felt. After she moved, I hated myself for not admitting my feelings for her.

>race
unidentified Brazilian specie
>age
21
>khhv status
physically and mentally at full force
>neet status
at uni
>height
174 cm (fuck the imperial system)
>weight
55 kg (again, fuck the imperial system)
>most memorable relationship with a girl
a daughter of a friend of my dad was on my side while I was on the PC. I acted spergy (somehow haven't gone full autismo) and got completely incapable of making a move. we're still friends, even though we rarely speak to each other
she's one year older than be btw, already has a job and is almost completing her law course

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>white
>29
>kissless hugless virgin
> neet, have a degree though
> 5'10
> 77kg
> never been in one

>black and spic
>19
>just a virgin
>autocad drafter
>5'9
>160
>am dating
Doing pretty good atm. Just waiting for something to go wrong somehow

>white
>19
>kissless virgin
>was unemployed for 6 months before a few weeks ago when I got rehired
>5'9
>130
>had an online "relationship" for 9 days and felt crushed when she broke up with me, had to see her with my best friend instead all week after cuz of band camp...

Nofap to feed the calcium back into your bones

>normalfags taking the fbi bait
god this place has gone to shit