Why are horse cock so superior robots?

Why are horse cock so superior robots?

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because its bigger

Shit, I was hoping I could at least date some ugly girl from here, but what am I supposed to do if they all fuck horses and dogs?
Size truly is everything

Become a cuck and lick the horse seed out of her pussy

He likes horse cock over a superior knotted dog cock

I'm pretty sure they would be weirded out if I asked for something like this

I wouldn't say superior, just different. There are things robots can do that a horse can't.

>There are things robots can do that a horse can't.
Like what?

Cumming before even putting it inside a girl

Wait, please don't tell me you're talking from experience.

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I wish a big horse would fuck me...

Because they tear your insides open and kill you faster. Go ahead and try it, become Mr. Hands #2, OP.

It's actually pretty good if you have a pussy.

Maybe if the horse is sedated/drugged. It's just too big and violent for it to be safe for any orifice. I don't see how any women engage in it safely without the horse being drugged down.

It's not unsafe even if it thrusts. It's only unsafe if you do anal (i.e. if you're a faggot).

Not me for sure, my friend though yes.

Obviously you don't take it in the but. Horse doesn't need to be drugged either if it's one you're experienced with and share a trust bond.

>It's not unsafe even if it thrusts.
Because of the ability for the vagina to expand? I just wouldn't think it would be able to open up to that gauge and depth. Even past that, I don't know how safe force is communicated between the animal and owner. It's a strange game. Even dolphin sex makes more sense than horse sex to me.

>my friend though yes
It's over.

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i am so fucking tired that i would actually agree to do this

It's BBC porn but without niggers. As simple as that.

People like you should be first in line when the day of the rope comes along.
You're worthless scum.

this also it smells like fresh cut grass. mostly because domesticated horses mostly smell like grass, because hay bedding.

unfortunately, horses last like 10 seconds, can't aim their dicks, often are premature ejaculators, and lose ALL interest in mating after they cum for like a month