Well,w-would you...??
You walk in the woods and find this
Would I what? Fucking retard.
Stop walking in circles
Did she get eaten by a bear or wolf? Also I wouldn't touch the corpse, I'm smarter than that.
Sniff her stinky bare feet and them cum on them? Yes I would
nah, it needs to be in one piece.
omg
is she dead??
truecel confirmed
did she died?? :^o
id quickly turn 360 degrees and walk swiftly away
be carefull not to step on her
Ask her if she's okay
I would probably feel her bobs then leave it for someone else, the rest doesn't look usable.
>normalfag brain vs basic geometry
Were you just joking or are you actually retarded?
how did that even happen, looks like she was cut in half
WTF
post this shit on /b/
nobody want to see this shit
First time you've encountered this "joke" i see
It would be better to turn 2pi radians and walk
So many summerkids on here still
all these fucking newfags
Summers over you niggers
If she's already dead I'd take my only chance in life to try out eye penetration of course. Maybe even fuck her intestines, she's already fucking dead anyway.
The slice looks sharp and straight,as if she was cut in half
I wonder what could do this?
>is dumber than a 6th grader
>tries to call people newfags when his lack of brain cells is exposed
some kind of machinery perhaps, I'm not expert though
doesn't look like animal work
summers over faggot get off my board
Would I call the cops? Yes. I think I would call the cops
Keep sperging, user, I'm having a good laugh over here.
No she's just taking a nap
Im a different guy, and you are indeed a newfaggot. 360 and walk away is an old joke fucking cancer.
Wtf man I can't believe you guys didn't get the joke
Or you're acting like you didn't get it
Jokeception
are you actually this new or is this meta
Id make her into a dead bitch stew.
Since they've been pushing cannibalism.
Classic, next time make sure to check your map to make sure you're heading in the right direction
>being retarded is a joke
Yes, please keep going.
Why don't you turn 360 and lurk moar before you post. Fucking zoomer teenagers
>that clean cut
Murder? Car accident? Rail accident?
Call the police and tell them I've found a human head in the woods
You're the retard for not getting the joke ...
>this easy bait will probably be an unironic comment by newfags in your lifetime
This is currently the lowest IQ thread in all the Jow Forums
rail accident seems likely
I would like to touch out of morbid curiousity but i still cling on to some humanity
I don't think they will be gone anytime soon either bud. Ive been here for 12 or 13 years I think I cant remember clearly that far back anymore...it all blends together now each day not so different from the last. Maybe one day I can leave this place behind, but I'm just as addicted to this shitty site as I am with some drugs, yeah you can take a break but eventually you're just itching for another taste so you come back and repeat the cycle. Sometimes I have like a panic attack when the site goes down too, I don't know what else to do on the internet I have no social media no irl friends so I don't go out, this is the only place I can go to and talk to people about anything without being a social retard like when I have to hold a conversation in person and I cant finish a sentence and sound like a stuttering autistic person unless its a topic I know well about. I'm sure the self isolation and drug abuse attributed to this speaking problem as well