Anyone else as old and pathetic as me?
I'm a 28 y/o virgin lol
Carson Hill
Thomas Reyes
you should be proud you made it to 28 without an hero. your two years away from enlightenment.
Asher Hughes
yep, 29 tho
Ayden Torres
there no wizards powers
don't fall for that bullshit op
Oliver Howard
don't listen to (((user))) he is afraid of your power
Daniel Fisher
Level 34 Wizard reporting. It's worse knowing I wouldn't be cursed with this were it not for my mental issues. I have women come onto me but I can't reciprocate in the correct manner as my social skills never developed properly.
Nolan King
30 and counting. I'm not an incel. I just have too high standards and my dick don't work.
Lincoln Rivera
This sounds exactly like me.
I've had women literally say "I want to fuck you." and I always sperged out.
Landon Young
Keep dreaming, dick bait. Only woman who'd ask you to fuck her is a 70 year old niggeress with saggy tits and no welfare.
Jordan Williams
Same, 29 here
yeet
Camden James
would never call myself an incel either, mix of high standard and bad social anxiety i've been dealing with for years, i don't hate women, i prefer them to most guys i've known i just suck at making relationships happen with anyone and am way too comfortable with being alone
Jacob Fisher
Same. I like to be alone. Even if I meet a woman online, i get bored if her within 3 days and try and find ways to sabotage it. Women often comment that I'm funny and that's a great skill to get women. It's just that I don't know how to hold them or fuck them.
Owen Campbell
yeah i'm pretty good at being funny too, that's all i really have to lure people in, i'm a boring person with nothing much to say otherwise
Owen Hall
I'm 29 and put my flacid dick head part way in to a girls vagina, so I say smugly that I'm just barely not a virgin. but I relate to you, actual virgin.
Noah Richardson
lame virgin. go get some pussy. ur almost a wizard
Gavin Sanders
you're pretty pathetic man. i just turned 28 in may and ive
>fucked 50 roasties
>fucked 65 hookers
that's 115 vaginas. you've literaly had zero. not even larping here. you're fucking pathetic
Gabriel Morris
k
an original comment
Jaxon Williams
hookers and roasties aren't exactly achievements to brag about
maybe op actually has standards
Asher Rivera
not him but i fucked a hooker off of craiglist before the personals section got removed for sex trafficking and its a memory i do everything in my power to forget
Daniel Perry
we've got plenty of brothels over here and i've often thought about going to one and i just end up thinking why bother, what am i really going to get out of it other than someone who doesn't care about me taking my money exploiting my desperation, would rather just wait to get into a relationship
Gabriel King
im not bragging you faggot. this guy has literally wasted 90% of his youth and vitality, when he was surrounded by prime teen and young adult pussy, not getting a DROP. Even with my successes, I still recognize that life +30 (unless you're a bilzerian faggot) is bleak, lonely, and shitty for 80% of men. so yea, imagine your ENTIRE life is like that. there's nothing to hold out for or wait for. young whores wanna fuck their school's quarterback not some weird 28 y/o loser
Owen Stewart
You may have fucked a lot of girls but you're still a little bitch
Thomas Williams
You only get wizard powers if you deflect the vaginas with self-improvement pacts for 30 years without getting raped.
Dylan Cook
I will be a 33 year old virgin in a week
Benjamin Bennett
Didn't mean to reply to the other guy, but have a you on me
Thomas Howard
>give up your wizard powers for a roastie
JIDF pls go
Joshua Rivera
Lmao imagine being this much of a soitard over some guy not having sex. You must not have many issues if you're this assblasted over nothing
Blake Hall
Like how could you possibly inspire more people than her with her connections?
Ethan Murphy
Stop trying to make Chelsea Clinton a meme.
Colton Lee
What? How does that equate with a 30something social retard
Adrian Ortiz
U mad, milton?
Exactly! It's obviously a Satanic spell for peace. Or some retard losing his shit, right?
Henry Barnes
Chelsea got heavy again.
Joseph Young
This is why I keep saying flatchested girls are better.
When I was little I promised the girls they'd get bigger breasts if they got fat and then cut.
I was a little kid. The breasts disappear with the cut.
Chest exercises like bench on the other hand...
Parker Sullivan
29 year old virgin, turning 30 in a month. I'm not bitter about it though, I realized this was my future when I was still in high school. I've been awaiting ascension to wizardhood for a long time.
Daniel Gray
You ascend when you're brutally assaulted by that wheyfu you dream of.
It goes downhill if there's penetration.
Michael Davis
im turning 29 in two weeks
Brandon Brooks
I have no interest in 3D women, originally.
Josiah Clark
Give them spells to improve themselves anyways. It's better than not doing it.
Make them spells of physical activity.
And get prepared to be colonized on occasion.
Jeremiah Jenkins
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>lmao Clinton
You don't even get a you from me
Isaac Butler
>young whores wanna fuck their school's quarterback not some weird 28 y/o loser
You would be suprised
t.28 yo fag who went back to college and currently fucking 3 different girls
Getting Jow Forums was the best decision I have ever made.
Tyler Flores
The new Clinton, bitch.
The new clinton makes the wall the idiot promised without delivering: WITH A TWIST.
Gavin Martin
Just turned 26. I'm full volcel. I've never even flirted with a woman. Not gay either. If I get rich I'll find a nice huwhyte girl from a good family to further my lineage with but otherwise I'm cool to never fuck. I think being celibate is cooler than being a normie who beds half a dozen or so girls over the course of a couple years. I'm also transitioning from ironic to unironic tradcath so I might just become a monk or something.
John Ross
That happened to me and I thought they were just jockin on me(I didn't want it up on blip tv or on youtube).
Brandon Rogers
>Anyone else as old and pathetic as me?
Approximately 25% of Japan
Josiah Wright
>I have women come onto me
wrong board 4 u, chad
Cameron Stewart
mentalcels are kinda like SSRIs
are they real? are they jewish bullshit? who knows
Josiah Martin
The Perl Monk monastary is open to those willing to learn.
Elijah Sullivan
About to turn 24, bro how to avoid being you in 4 years? I want stop being incel but I see no way out.
Gabriel Peterson
Sex is extremely lame anyways, you can do it much easier and better with you hand.
Hunter Hernandez
This guy has a legit 10.2"x7" dick
Juan Campbell
Not yet
I will probablty reach you in a bit
John Long
>what is physical intimacy with someone
your hand will never replace a girl begging to fuck you and tease you