/britfeel/

I had Asda tinned beef ravioli for breakfast

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How come? Sounds revolting, don't you have anything a bit nicer?

No milk
No bread
So I made do

Chips, sausages and beans for dinner.

I think I'll make some tiger French toast and bacon for brekkie when I wake up tomorrow night

add Philadelphia cheese spread especially the herb one makes it so much better

Don't have any pal, but I did make french toast with boursin once, that's a true game changer

>Be celibate for 3 years
>decide to go on a 1 month break from britfeel
>get a shag within 4 days

Was me

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>>get a shag within 4 days
Well done. How did it happen and how old was she?

whats that? I like some pate on my toast
pate (Adrienne or pork liver)>> salted butter >>>> olive oil butter >>>>jam >>>>> chocolate spread >>>>> peanut butter

It's a french cream cheese with herbs through it, very tasty. Hummus on toast is good too or just loads of Irish butter like Kerrydale

12 year age gap

so she was either 16 (making this a larp) or she was 40

I'm 27, so either 15 or 39

she was 39

Just brute force tinder

that sounds like my perfect breakfast tbf lad, add a bit of cheese on em

I feel like you were just trying to prove a point to those lads that said no women find you attractive

youtube.com/watch?v=WstvBo_2OdE

I didn't need to prove a point because I knew it wasnt true anyway

>absolute state of my life

come on then wake up

>two roadmen back of the bus
>one is currently lecturing the other on how you cant just be calling man faggots anymore because its peak
>respect is given and received innit
Very progressive lads

SCEA's living where? Rent free in your head that's where.

Milky milky lemonade, 'round the back is where the chocolate's made? It's where the chocolate's made! It's where the chocolate's made!

>inb4 underrated poo post

I know it is.

It appears I have the thread to myself *looks at the unguarded LARP Jar*

Now this, th.. THIS!!! ..is a high quality poo post.

In every sense of the word SCEA is weak and small.

It would have to be rent free because theres no way he could afford a monthly rent charge

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MINGE FACE MINGE FACE

JUNGLE LIFE, I'M FAR AWAY FROM NOWHERE
ON MY OWN, LIKE TARZAN BOY

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I wonder if SCEA saw Shippy as some kind of father figure? We know his actual father supports him financially, but I doubt that extends to emotional support. A child like SCEA youd want to keep at arms length regardless of whether he was yours or not. At any rate perhaps this explains SCEAs recently increased instability. Shippy taking a hiatus from /britfeel/ has robbed SCEA of yet another role model. It would explain SCEAs compulsive lying and why he craves attention, positive or negative.

OOH OOH OAOAOAOAOOA
OOH OOH OAOAOAOAOOA

Still no lucid dreams... NEED to attract the qt to me again.
I must have her!

Luv wake and bakes
Luv bed
Luv me cat
Luv Friday off
Simple as can fookin be

Sounds bloody comfy lad, have a goodun.

>roughly two weeks ago SCEA claimed to be quitting weed and that he had a plan to go abroad and make his fortune
>fast forward to now
>hes rambling about killing cats and taking up boxing lessons to fight people with gfs
Might be time to have a spliff lad, youve gone wonky like.

Whatever happened? He had such a good plan!

Got a call from CBT crew at 08:00. Regretting saying ring whenever. Bet there'd been a cancellation i could have gone to

Dinner is in the oven lads, chicken thighs with tomatoes and asparagus, I was going to have potatoes too but I forgot to buy them. What are you lot having?

A bowl of porridge and chopped banana for me

Lad... it's breakfast time not dinner time...

anxiety and mild suicide ideation, the breakfast of the doomer.

going to have a glass of water in a minute

I've got all day to think about it

Something to eat with Sniper Bear today. Picture by me, Sacked Engineer user in the kitchen of my rented abode, Guildford, Surrey, England, on 20 September 2019

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is that bear covered in spunk already.

>roughly two weeks ago SCEA claimed to be quitting weed

It was five weeks ago today actually and it wasn't a claim - today marks my fifth week of cannabis sobriety, and I don't miss it one bit. Quit alcohol last Sunday too - day five of alcohol sobriety.

I'm teetotal baby.

Would it turn your world upside down to know shippy actually loved cats.
Moni told us he has 2 cats at home

I ain't got no money
I ain't got no car to take you on a date

About to go to bed lads, but I've spent all today sorting out my first Wii emulation lads, and I've gotta say - getting Twilight Princess with HD textures to run on my not-high-end-but-not-potato laptop has got me the most chuffed I've been in ages.
Either ways lads, thinking on naming Linkyboy 'user' or 'Touch Me' bonus points if you get the reference and name it in the thread waheyy, but I'll take a few suggestions from the nitelads for anything witty beofre the lighties really start flooding in.

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what makes you think anybody gives the slightest shit

Things that killed britfeel:

Cola and orbiters
Discorders
Meetups

Morning lads. Any other wagies on their way to work? Decided to treat myself to a lie in so running late but , fuck it, its Friday.

You guys are funny. You let the thread die on the nights. Bait and argumentative fags in there throughout the night. Attention seekers, tranner chasers.Timmy spammers. Any spammers actually
Nights are no longer comfy IMO. Miss it desu but the fun died a good while ago, for me at least

>Would it turn your world upside down to know shippy actually loved cats.

Not really but since I changed my stance on pet keeping (I consider the activity low-class and individuals that partake of questionable intellect) it wouldn't be indicative of high IQ.

Time to shower ahead of my 8.5 mile hike today.

Nothing you do is indicitive of high IQ

Nah lad, it's obvious when it's just lighties staying up past their bedtime to shit the place up. Plus the thread didn't die, it's just that it needed to fall off of Pg10 to get someone off their arse to make a new one.
Overall - you're panicing bout nout.

Called the cat to come in because the window cleaner is here so I needed to shut the back door. She ran down from out of the tree, she was ever further up the tree than last time I saw her in the tree, must have been about 3 or 4 meters up at least

whenever I coom I immediately start thinking about video games right after

TWANG - WHOOOOOOSH - THWACK

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No, it's regulars in there doing it.
I'm not panicking at anything user. Well I'm concerned how this place is just for people to argue, bait and spam. But that's the way it is now eh.

Death to all cats!!
Love for the ponies!!!

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There are rumors of scea being hunted, they say the sting is imminent.
tick tock

>NOOOOO SHIPPY PLEaSE HELP
>WAAAAA WAAAA NooOOooOOO THEYVE GOT ME
>SHIPPY PLEeeEEeaSE LET ME STAY WITH YOU
>WAAAAAAA WAAAA

Shouldn't be a pedo then lad

Someone give me a run down on SCEAs alleged instability this past week

Shippy left
Scea couldn't handle it

So lads how the fuck do I dispose of this.
These aren't all of them btw just what I can carry at once without it being too heavy.

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SCEA's got more than one victim around these parts.

>shippy has 50 piss bottles

Share those yummy bottles of delicious Oasis with the wagies, for a price.

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scea in the thread goes WAAAAA WAAAA WAAA
WAAAA WAAAA WAAA
WAAAA WAAAA WAAA
scea in the thread goes WAAAAA WAAAA WAAA
all day long

Tip em down the sink ya div

you guys watching the area 51 streams? breddy funny. they're all just sat in cars it seems. they're off raiding in 90 mins. they've got a scheduled raid of 03:00-06:00
youtube.com/watch?v=PcxOSYmyU9w
bastards aren't reading my chat out. been trying to take the piss. should have started out nice. but they did say they'll bail out if there's guns.
on a military base. idiots. you have to say something eh

Ar, teetotally fucked in the head

I don't get why people piss in bottles on a mass scale? Are you scared to leave your room mate?

mmhmm, truly

I'm a tranny but yeah it feels quite relaxing actually

Would love it if SCEA and I could settle our differences with a scrap but alas, he is too scared.

Good morning everyone except SeethAnon who I hope dies of cancer.

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Bit early for me to be up
Dont like it
Not one bit

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It's fucking 10AM lad this is like half way through the day for me

Shippy got laid? Waheyyy. Nice on lad.

This is the middle of the night for me

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missed the window for sausage muffin again but tomorrow it's a dead cert

gutted for you user. guessing it'll take more than 25 min to get there.

I don't understand it either mate and I'm the one doing it it just sort of started one day and now I've nearly 100 bottles to get rid of

Gone of sasej muffins laddo. They keep fuckin them up. Greasy disgustin mess. More into the bacon roll me lad. Bacon roll with brown sauce. Cor.

fucking sick to death of all the military planes going overhead

some really fucking loud ones flying low

roll would be alright if it's lightly crispy but it tends to be a brick that's a chore to eat

Not at my Maccy's lad. They do them good and proper. Lovely and soft.
Chicken Legend is a disaster though.

good morning
*waves*

sup lads
im new here

quit my job and started my own business and been trapped in the house since

could just eat a sausage muffin desu

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