If you are a female and you're reading this. I command you to be my gf

If you are a female and you're reading this. I command you to be my gf.

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Youll think im boring and fat then ghost me

shut the fuck up whore.
OP you'll find out im fat then you'll wife me

Hello females who view this thread I shall now proceed to steal you from op

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go lose weight fat cunts

Well let's ask a fair question:
Are you boring and fat?

O-okay, d... daddy...

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no thanks op
men are gross

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>a blue eva
>believes in females being here
>believes he'll hook up on Jow Forums
ABSOLUTE FAGGOT LEVELS HAVE GONE BERSERK!!!!!

try me
post contact

I will be your gf if you meet my standards, which you MUST follow at all times. They include that you must be:
>male
That is literally it. Somebody be my fucking bf RIGHT NOW

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sure
orginnnn

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Im a male and a nigger, do i still met the requirements? The rumor is true, i have a very low IQ and a big pepee (21 cm) but if you don't mind then i don't mind either

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Sure what?
Okay, we can be bf and gf then.
How are you doing user?

Belly or get the fuck out.

and this is why (you) will never have a bf

Switch genders and become gay.

>"fembots" reply with yes but won't even post contact info
>instead they just larp like this cunt
based larper
whore's get out

lexio#0909

im okay, i had a very pleasant day today at college, im in lawschool ans soon to be graduated, i have been thinking about our future and i think we should move together after my graduation.

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original motherfucking robot

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luv u

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thank you, first time a female girl talks me directly in like years

you have such a creepy cartoonish laugh omg
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originall

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uwu

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kek

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uwu

you arent a girl user, most probably a fatso with a voice editing software or a tranny on hormones now gib me my 10 bucks

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ahhhhhhhhhh im COOOOMING

I concur. Kids today and their insinuations that females are here.

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pay up cunt

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owu

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Love your accent. Say more things.

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R U FUCKING KITTY MINX??? KEK

Give me your paypal

Every girl here speaks the same. Can't tell if it's one or three. Fuck this shit.

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fuck off and nice try Kitti but i know its you, i hear your fucking Zero Two ASMR videos when i cant sleep so i reconize your voice, or maybe this user is right and all of you sound the same to me

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:(

fuggin wamyn all of you are like chinks, you all sound and look the same to me, thats why i only date 2D Girls

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Your voice is too cute. I need your contact to voice chat with you.

kek you fell into the discord tranny trap

i dont use social media but my disocrd is lexio#0909 ty :v

Just exercise
So many issues solved

>"i dont use social media"
>posts discord

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How these niggas get on voocaroo and spread there voices like this
I get told I sound like a sand swede and that killed any will to do that shit

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I love your voice girl

Do you have Discord and can i add you?