sister & mom: You should see a therapist for your depression
me: Ok
Then I asked them money for the consultation. and I didn't go. I'm still "seeing" my imaginary psychologist. And I use my "consultation" money to get drunk. Lol. I even told them the doctor referred me to a psychiatrist to put me on antidepressants (sertraline) and that I need more money for meds.
Sis and mom btfo.
on dec 1 I will tell them the doctors believe the sertraline isn't working and switch to risperidone, an antipsychotic (I learned this from reading mental illness testimonies) which is sometimes used to treat hard cases of depression. naturally I will need more money to buy it.
This never happened but if it did you are gonna be in deep shit once they inevitably find out.
Evan Carter
your mom and sister want to help you and unlike most of the shit people here they are actually willing to pay for it...
You are gonna break their heart user. stop being a little shit.
Brandon Price
One of the pivotal moments of my life was realizing that there really are people out there beyond rehabilitation and advice, who are just utter shit and deserve to die. When you're young you think everyone will come around eventually if they're given the right help, but no. There are purely shit human beings, rotten to their core, who will happily remain that way.
Kayden Reyes
Why didnt you just tell them that therapists aren't doctors and psychiatry/psychology is mostly bullshit pseudo-science?
if they wanted to help me they would help me get a gf. I'm depressed because I've been starved for affection and love for too long. the kind of affection and love only a romantic partner can provide. Not a mother. Not a sibling. the best mental health professional in the world can't provide that. And chances are I'll never get a gf, so I'll never be happy. the only thing left to do is get drunk.
Xavier Brown
I am not reading a damn thing you wrote to me.
You already made your decision and my opinion won't change it. I do not give a fuck about you.
Jose Wright
because I wanted to get free money for beer.
Cameron Butler
I honestly don't know why I can't just neet and sleep all day. I have a few goals but they will never come to fruition. I just feel like a drain to myself and the few people I know.
Adrian Watson
To REALLY sell it, you should tell them you have Munchausen Syndrome. Telling your parents your diagnoses will actually help increase the probability of them believing you..
Adam Brown
"People are just evil because they're just evil bro"
Landon Scott
Do NOT take risperidone. I took it for like a month due to schizo and it makes you completely dead inside and unable to feel anything, also it makes you retarded and long term you will grow man tits.
>Ever letting yourself get diagnosed as a Munchausen GFL ever getting a doctor to ever believe you for any reason. You could have your leg off and the doctors would still tell you to shove it up your pipe and smoke it.
Nolan Jenkins
Based and dare I even say, a little redpilled?
Jeremiah Perez
you're fucked because you're an autistic sociopath. it's too late for you. good luck with your anime
Daniel Baker
I honestly hope you die a painful and slow death. Because if you do, no one will come to help you, even if you scream as loud as you can. In fact, it is more likely that someone will come to kick you while you agonize to death rather than vome to help you. You are a sad loser. Even sadder than anyone who complains of no gf and bigger of a loser than... Well anyone who complains of no gf.
You've never seen an evil person in your life. I have, and you learn quickly that some people's personalities have developed to just be purely evil. They are misaligned with society and believe there is nothing wrong with their behavior, just like op.
Nathaniel White
His parents are nornalfags shut up
Jack Perry
I was thinking about doing the exact same thing and spending the money on prostitutes and drugs. Fortunately I'm not insane enough to go through with this plan even tho the idea is very tempting...
William Barnes
>risperidone Enjoy being unable to get it up.
Ian Carter
How old is your sister and can I fuck/date her?
Henry Walker
Yeah great plan lad, except you know for a 100% fact that it will inevitably backfire, because they'll eventually find out and you know that. And there's a reasonable chance they'll kick you out when they do, way to make your situation worse
Josiah Walker
Liar, you made this up for (you)s because you know everyone on Jow Forums is a hurting soul with a heart of gold and would immediately take the bait of acclaimed cruelty to call you out on being a prick.
Jayden Adams
There is no inherent evil and thus no one is developed to be "purely evil". You can continue to delude yourself into believing that your subjectively defined experience constitutes as an objective truth. I do not care.
Jayden Anderson
Hurr durr "I will never get a gf" Fucking nigger stop leeching from your family if can't improve yourself.
Luke Nguyen
You live in a country where you have to pay for your psychologist? What fucking third world country is this?
Kevin Young
Turns out you were just a sociopath and not depressed. Congrats op you're an awful person.
Justin Cooper
As a guy who is homeless because of his family and has never been in a relationship you can fuck right off. I've been working hard to get myself in a stable environment and you just shit on people who are truly willing to help.
Joseph Baker
You havent seen anything resembling evil outside of the internet, why are you even speaking on this? You have never faced a real thing in your life, let alone real evil.
Brandon Jenkins
Retard, you don't deserve to be loved.
Leo Nguyen
You do not deserve your mother and sister
Leo Morgan
Thats not funny or clever. You are sabotaging your life and your families life too.
You are depressed because youre an alcoholic bum with no grasp of the bigger picture.
>drinkign all the time >shit diet >no contact with a community (lack of tribalism main cause of depression) >inferiority complex >probably a shit person
GG user, get better soon you spiteful piece of shit.
Chase Young
The girl won t be in a relationship with them but with you, so stop being a lil shit and work on yourself. Begin with taking care of yourself, so you will get at least some option before you get your life back on track(having a decent job, friends, etc), because there will be at least some women that will see ya at the very least physically fit to be their partner. If you have problems with how you look try to talk with them about it, if you are afraid of sex try to get some money to bang a sex worker. If you want to be happy you need at least to try, happiness won t fall out of the sky user. Believe me I am in the same boat after all, try to be a functional individual, if you don t like it you can always kill yourself later, but you can try to live before doing that.
Based and blackpilled. t. been drinking and smoking with mom's lunch money since being 13 years old
Jacob Powell
Yeah having no job and spending your day on Jow Forums is so fun! Hurr durr these fucking chads with their jobs and wives make me so mad why wont my little 1 incher help me out!!!! >get a job hell no my mommy and sis give me all the money I need I dont want to get a job!!
