Rate Each Other's Lives

I'll start, as is customary...
>status: failed normie / cyborg
>22 male
>am flunking out of university as a freshman
>transferring to a community college mid semester as a saving throw
>forty dollars to my name, spent all my savings from my last job on weed and impulse spending
>last job I worked was in a lumber yard in Alaska with my cousin for two years
>before that I was a NEET for two years
>6'4"
>underweight
>horrid acne, but not too ugly besides that
>not a virgin, but have only had one girlfriend despite getting laid over ten times
>have browsed Jow Forums since 2010
>on multiple psychiatric medications
>somewhat of a musician, have made money on the side from playing live gigs

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Thats easier than my life. Youre just lazy

I know. I am just a lazy slob and basically put myself in the situations that I create.

>failed normie
>28 male
>worthless degree
>live at home
>never made more than 16/hr
>5'11
>fucked 50 roasties and 65 hookers from overseas
>work 20 hours a week at a meaningless job for 16/hr
>don't want to live anymore but don't want to kms either
>basically just want shelter and internet without having to work

>31
>5'7" 130 lbs
>failed normie
>diagnosed with AvPD
> spent a year as a full on NEET after dropping out of college in early 20s
>work as a computer support tech
>virgin until 27
>currently have 25 yr old Asian gf

>5'7
thats aIl you need to know

I rate you 4/10
You get 3/10

>high-functioning aspie
>23 male
>was the weird cringey white kid in high school
>ultra-christian upbringing, narcissistic boomer helicopter parents who cared only about having control
>dropped out of high school AND community college
>been an on-and-off neet ever since
>several thousand dollars saved up
>was a nomad living out of my car for three months
>I actually like my current day job and it pays 14 an hour, unfortunately it's seasonal
>6'5 but in a lanky awkward way, not the handsome chad way
>gay virgin, because I'm insecure and can't be arsed to try
>the idea of living a sterile 9-5 existence with a wife and kids is horrifying to me, and I feel like I'm being particularly pressured into it more than others for some reason
>sheltered as fuck, no experience with pot until maybe six months ago
>drawfag

>>drawfag
Are you good?

>cyborg
>29 male
>make 6 figures working in IT
>had only one Stacy gf in HS, made her do disgusting things for me in order to appease my foot fetish/cuck fetish
>have spent thousands of shekels on porn and camwhores - like well over 10k
>Have average 5/10 chubby gf
>she has no idea I'm into all this crazy shit and hide my porn addiction from her

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This isn't so bad user. You probably aren't even so short next to your chinky gf. Are you bald?

>somewhere in the middle, not failed normie yet
>21 male
>5'9, 140 lbs
>do muay thai and enjoy it a lot
>studying a course in uni that i like
>dont really have a gf and still a virgin but my time will come
>dont have any deformities or acne
>talk to women everyday
looking pretty good rn robots, after a awful time in high school i think its finally my time to shine

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>26
>Male
>1st world country, engineering Master, currently software engineer.
>Virgin
>Phimosis
>Tried tinder but no luck, feels like I'll never meet a female ever
>Hobbies are magic the gathering and videogame that are like it (magic arena or those auto chess clones for example)
>Lost some fat but still chubby so not really attractive. Losing the rest is really tough.
>Always tired, wish I'd never have to wake up to work every again

>autistic
>18 male
>fourth semester of college (third world education)
>so far my grades are pretty good except for one subject
>had my first irl gf earlier this year
>lost my virginity but got cheated on
>done drugs thrice
>5'5
>good-looking but skinny-fat body
>been browsing Jow Forums since 2018
>want to become a movie director

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>wizard almost 3 years
>dropped out of uni after two years
>went back at 26
>physics teaching degree
>never stepped foot in classroom after student teaching
>janitor supervisor at uni
>tfw no gf ever
>haven't even been on date in 7 years
>no chance at gf because only girls I meet are my underlings and >muh ethics
>not even mentally ill or ugly or anything
>just never tried very hard

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ty friend. She's 4'11" so I get to feel tall next to her and no, I'm not balding. My father didn't have issues with balding either.

The way everyone's posing makes this look like it could be a poster for some action movie or capeshit. If my laptop wasn't fucked, I'd make an edit.

>29
>went to elite college and graduate school on full scholarships, no debt
>5' 8", maybe close to 5' 9" in the morning.
>155lbs.
> 5/10 face. Kind of crooked teeth because poorfag childhood, but healthy. People have to have an emotional connection to me to find me handsome, but no huge barriers.
>many friends, at least half women. Often seen as the smart, talented one. A little eccentric.
>normie interests like reading contemporary lit and hiking. Always hide my power level until I know someone will find it quirky and harmless
>no casual hook-ups, but been in 5 relationships that each lasted 1-2 years. Most ended amicably when I moved for work.
>live in NYC
>make just enough freelancing to pay rent and have a lot of free time. Eat out once a week and grab a few drinks with friends.
>good at talking to new people.
>Year.5 since last relationship/sex. Haven't really put myself out there but have been rejected the last few times I expressed interest
>suddenlyverylowselfesteem.docx

What do, anons?

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idk, I usually hear positive things

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Those look nice, user.
Lonely but sweet.

comfy. dont stop, especially with this style and formats and themes

Extremely comfy. I too draw lonely landscapes. Nothing marketable, but doesn't need to be.

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remember to confuse the data-mining algo every chance you get robots

>24 years old
>white (but raised around beaners)
>lives in first world country
>shitty unbringing (poor, both parents drug addicts)
>normie (depends on your definition of normie)
>lives with gf in studio apt
>has a cat
>full time drug dealer (primarily meth)
>has a criminal record, been in state prison
>been selling dope for years, only form of income but it pays well (make a grand to a couple grand a week est)
>always busy, overwhelmingly so sometimes
>average sized penis i think (5 inches or so but decent thickness)
>gf goes to college, has a job, and is not involved in any criminal activity whatsoever, apt is in her name.
>98% of people in life are scummy
>live in a relatively quiet apartment complex on a decent side of town
>most likely being watched by law enforcement
>not ugly. Can attract females easily
>life (very little) outside dopegame is quite comfy

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I have a hard time imagining a normal looking, much less attractive crystal meth dealer. You probably have a very high opinion of yourself. Are the females you attract generally the kind you find in trailer parks?

Also do you cook your own meth or do you buy it from someone who does? Nothing about your life sounds comfy or even ideal.

>status: cyborg
>26 f
>college dropout
>was a NEET from 18 to 25
>Chef
>5'10"
>174 lbs
>hapa of the shitty Asian variety
>virgin
>Jow Forums circa 2005
>Inattentive ADHD and existential anxiety
>Play Bass, Guitar, Mandolin, and learning how to play the hurdy gurdy
>Stoner
>christfag
>Decent artist
>still get irate if someone brings up mass effect the rejection from the cripple still hurts
>used to be really into video games. I pick one up every now and then but the last game I beat was sekiro. Looking forward to death stranding
>DM/GM regularly

Here are my rates


5/10 with room to grow. What are you taking meds For?
3/10 gross about your sexual record
6/10 at least you got the girl and have a job
6/10 I'm glad you found a job you can tolerate
2/10 degenerate
7/10 ive been wanting to get into muay thai. Ive only had experience with boxing/kickboxing and karate
4/10 mtg players are the worst people to deal with in tabletop stores
3/10 Don't give up on your dreams
4/5 waisted potential
?/10 why are you here
2/10 degenerate

Dopegame has changed, user. In my state (and a lot of the southern states) methamphetamine has surpassed cocaine as the primary party stimulant. A good portion of my clientele are middle class people and partysluts. Ice seems to have lost its stigma of "white mans crack, trailer trash dope" and its SUPER popular among the gay and tranny community for some reason.
>do you cook
No. I dont even know how to or the basics. Majority of methamphetamine nowadays is produced in Mexico. I buy from beaners who ship it up from the border. I do not encourage using or selling it. Methamphetamine is very psychologically addictive, and physically, its literal poison for you. Its trash for the body and mind and brings out the worst in people. Dont do it, brobots.

It's where the moneys at, though

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>grew up poor, looking like a chubby lesbian, even though I am male
>got bullied into social autism, or at least I like to think so so I would have someone to blame for my failures
>be 24 now
>5/10, actually passable as a normie at first glance, but I have that mega creepy aura
>completely healthy, if you ignore the mild acne, psoriasis, and the 5 inch pencil dick
>bad at talking, yes, bad at talking, you'd think I have a speech impediment, since years of barely talking to anybody made me stutter, forget random words
>awful memory, makes it even harder to talk to people since I don't even remember any details from my favorite movies, games, etc.
>haven't had a legit friend since I was 12
>have never had a conversation that lasted more than 2 minutes with a woman I'm not related to
>closest I came to kissing a girl was when one came up to me out of nowhere at a festival and asked me if I wanted to kiss her, I said, and I quote "haha no" and walked away
>accidentally stumbled into a high paying software QA job and now constantly extremely anxious people at work will find out I'm a fraud and I will lose it
>I probably spend 362 evenings at home in a year, I'm legit uncomfortable or even afraid of being around people, so I never go outside anywhere besides the job and the grocery store to buy food
Last fun fact about me
>keep spending my money on all types of different vitamins hoping I will find one that could make me normal human being, cause nothing else is helping
tragic is my middle name

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7/10. has degree and is a normalfag
5/10, actual robot with a gf
8/10 for height alone, tutorial mode
8.5/10 for salary alone
9/10 seems at peace with himself
9/10 for degree alone
7.5/10, still has a lot of potential despite height
6.5/10 very average
7/10 doesn't need help
7.5/10 interesting profile
roastie on rookie diffiiculty n/a/10

>status femborg
>27f
>College dropout
>Been at work for over half year, only that
>Assist at community center currently
>Short, nearly flat, pale
>Tatar/hapa
>Got borderlines, PTSD, anhedonia
>Bit alcoholic
>No friends but got committed bf, live together
>Been to Jow Forums regularly since 2010 used to translate for jaypee.
>Annoying Jow Forums is my only full time hobby.

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The happiest person here is a meth dealer. Relly mkes you think

2/10 undiagnosed gender dysphoria but based mongol rape baby genetics

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>>No friends but got committed bf, live together
next time put this at the top so i can stop reading thanks

Damn bro, you're making it 10/10

>cyborg
>18 male
>starting college or something, no real plan for life
>lost what i had left of my social life in elementary when i became a recluse neet
>somewhat attractive i guess, i've been told i'm cute
>5'6 92lbs
>kissless virgin, a girl hugged me once but i think it was out of pity or a dare of sorts, i've been scared ever since
>was almost diagnosed autist (pda) but sperged out on the assessor (threw chairs, etc) before i could get a full diagnosis
i often think about hanging myself

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>28
>live in a literal brazilian favela
>born with facial deformity
>klinefelter's
>father was always an alcoholic
>went to college but had to dropout to work
>company I worked for went bust
>can't find a normal job (economy is fucked)
>work online for $2/hour
>no friends
>no gf
>handholdless, eyecontactless virgin
>spend all my free time on Jow Forums and other forums
>don't even have money for mcdonalds

My life is nightmare mode, anyone ITT would suicide on the spot if they had to live even a single day under my skin

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>31 going on 32
>125 pounds and 5'11''
>basically unemployed
>college dropout
>live at home with parents
> never had gf
> no friends
> spinal stenosis
> irittable bowel syndrome - c
> incel
> conservative but live with liberals who have the news on always, msnbc ofc
> depressed for 5 years now
> no insurance for ssri meds

> keep coming to Jow Forums, never enjoy it


pretty sure im the worst one off here.
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this is how i feel, theres no pride or accomplishment in me continuing to exist, but it takes so much effort to keep it going.

i have to double dose on sleep pills to just get to bed, otherwise i lay in bed wanting to kms.

I go on x and pol while i wait for it to kick in and distract my self, but being aware that I am disassociating my self from reality.

I really miss being able to eat food and being able to exercise. I feel like I am in a metaphorical wheel chair that no one else can seen. I also want to know what having a gf is like, but that too will never happen for me either.

mostly I am tired of my thoughts and how they are always sad and I cant get rid of them.

>cyborg
>18 male
>somewhat attractive i guess, i've been told i'm cute
>5'6 92lbs
>father absent since i was 6 or something, he was abusive towards me and my mother, i have bad memories of it
>starting college or something, no real plan for life
>lost what i had left of my social life in elementary when i became a recluse neet
>kissless virgin, a girl hugged me once but i think it was out of pity or a dare of sorts, i've been scared ever since
>was almost diagnosed autist (pda) but sperged out on the assessor (threw chairs, etc) before i could get a full diagnosis

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Me and my bf would be YEETed in this region if this was the case. Probably hate faggots more than Jow Forums + Jow Forums combined.

>status: normie
>22yo male
>now in a master's studying literature
>top student, have been recommended by multiple teachers to some of the top universities for my PhD
>Jow Forums after 3 years of working out
>over 20k in the bank from multiple scholarships, no debt
>large social groups whom I hang out with regularly
But
>poor family, dad died in an accident when I was 12
>worked as a farmer as a kid, unpaid
>had to kill animals from as young as 10
>mother got raped at work
>got bullied throughout school, some kid broke my arm on purpose at one point
>depression hit me all throughout high school, got shit grades, almost failed HS, failed suicide attempt at 18, hospitalized and put on meds
>meds would leave me with total apathy, wouldn't even masturbate or play videogames, would literally just spend my days in bed
>still a kissless virgin in spite of speaking to girls regularly

None of this is a lie. Hit me.

thanks, I'd post more in gondola threads if it wasn't for the original post crap

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>status: shutin loser
>20 male
>get decent grades in university, studying computer science, its the only thing I have motivation to do anymore
>$300 to my name (all saved from birthday gifts from parents)
>never worked a day in my life, applied to hundreds of jobs and internships from my field as well as minimum wage entry level jobs like mcdicks, but was flat out rejected or failed the interview of every one
>6'0
>underweight
>scoliosis
>ugly
>virgin, never had a gf, kissed, held hands, or any of that. It's been years since I've had any physical contact with another person that wasn't an accidental bump on a crowded bus
>haven't had friends or a social life since elementary school
>never leave the house for anything but school and errands
>browsed Jow Forums since 2014
>on no psychiatric medications, because I'm not going to be assed to go tell some shitty meme illness doctor about my feelings to get some shitty pills that won't do anything
>have multiple hobbies, like cooking, music, vidya, anime, learning japanese, making vidya, ect, but haven't been able to keep up with any of it, due to laziness and internet addiction

>25
>failed normie
>ADD
>5'8 154lbs
>Third world nigger-spic
>Virgin
>6 months without talking to a woman.

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>22yo normie
>pretty average childhood with video games and hanging out with friends
>was above average in school
>started to get interested in drugs in mid teens
>abused and had withdrawals from a lot of drugs (psychedelics, weed (3 yrs everyday), stims like amph and meth, rcs, dissociatives, benzos, ghb)
>went psychotic/delirious a few times, also been to the ER for meth overdose or something
>stop doing drugs
>after a month start feeling really weird and get random chest pains
>think im going crazy
>check heart, it's fine, turns out its mental
>panic disorder and derealization for over 2 years now
>took antidepressants and antipsychotics for a year
>bunch of sideffects including getting tinnitus permanently
>always feel like im coming up on acid
>sort of accepted it but been bothered by existential thoughts a lot
>life feels pointless and I don't know how to enjoy it because memories fade and everything dies
>hypochondriac
>was Jow Forums, but lost all the gains and now skinny, weak
>dropped out of uni two times, third time was the charm
>tried therapy, little success
>have gf
>have good bros
>had a good software engineering internship during the summer
>still living with parents
>life looks pretty okay from side but no
>ears currently ringing and vision is blurry
>always afraid of sudden death

not too bad but the mental shit is really annoying

5/10
Your life doesnt sound too bad. What kind of psychiatric meds do you take and what specifically for?
3/10
Not to sound mean but you sound like a shell of a human being. You need to find some meaning in your life, instead of just living for shelter and internet day to day
8/10
Your life sounds like it used to be miserable but now things are looking up.
7/10
You sound like a very eccentric, yet interesting person.
8/10
You certainly make a lot of money! 7/10
6/10
7/10
I want to write screenplays.
5/10
Try harder!
6/10
7/10
You certainly don't sound like a stereotypical drug dealer! Do you use the drugs you sell? While i can't agree with your life choices, something about your tone makes you seem like not such a bad guy.
7/10
Sounds comfy.