/r9gay/ - #835

Hunter Nguyen
Hunter Nguyen

Beards edition.

Last thread: jowforums.com/thread/54476454/anecdotes

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youtube.com/watch?v=HlCKYeQFw3U
youtu.be/0Zfpd0s3l6s
youtube.com/watch?v=QCK7fJ9Omus
youtube.com/watch?v=9nHkHKfOtzk
steamcommunity.com/id/Worstpersonalive/
youtube.com/watch?v=nZBKFoeDKJo
youtube.com/watch?v=evETS8_WFGE
rocaca.com/manga/munetaka_sama_no_dame_maid/
jowforums.com/thread/54519987/anecdotes

Jose Jenkins
Jose Jenkins

haha this will be good

Eli Sanchez
Eli Sanchez

If dubs Licma and sugondese

Anthony Ward
Anthony Ward

imagine unironically being a faggot. I mean I complain about my life a lot but being a homo must be nightmare mode

Dylan Peterson
Dylan Peterson

What about NB bois who want to be the anime characters they also want top bang?

Adam Jenkins
Adam Jenkins

i do not complain about my life user. i love myself

Andrew Flores
Andrew Flores

Ass shit ass shit REEEEEEEE

Eli Green
Eli Green

anal is optional. I just like to wrestle and cuddle cool dudes. Some of them have masculine vaginas.

Joseph Powell
Joseph Powell

right? anal is overrated

Jace Moore
Jace Moore

I like it, but I usually prefer my wand of magic.

John Robinson
John Robinson

Beards look cool but are unattractive as hell

Jackson Lewis
Jackson Lewis

tfw no smol brother bf that I can protect

Carter Cooper
Carter Cooper

Beards are sexy but I don't think they're hot

Adam Davis
Adam Davis

You may appreciate them more when you're older.

If you're bishy, get on Tinder and they'll be all over you.

Luis Cook
Luis Cook

jowforums.com/thread/54476454/anecdotes
Well if you have a dog and live in the upper midwest maybe i could whore myself out to you too. My friend also wants to watch but she lives on the other side of the country so i might have them film it, not sure. Could maybe post it somewhere if enough people are interested

Colton Parker
Colton Parker

please adopt me ill cook for you

John Myers
John Myers

tfw no failed artist bf

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Asher Perez
Asher Perez

With insurance, it costs about $10,000 a year to do that.

Elijah Clark
Elijah Clark

i can work part time to pay you back no problem

Michael Brown
Michael Brown

How smol are you? I'm 5'7" 120 pounds

Benjamin Bailey
Benjamin Bailey

Adopting a brother? Is that possible? What can you cook?

Jason Hernandez
Jason Hernandez

ill cook anything you want, but i love making curry and pastries

Jayden Reed
Jayden Reed

Good, it's settled, I'll adopt you.

Jordan Price
Jordan Price

at work, wearing beige pants
bored out of my mind death
start thinking about doing lewd things with my future bf
some time into this, as I'm trying to hide my boner I notice a wet spot on my pants
leaked so much precum it seeped through my underwear and pants
Twice.

Dominic Allen
Dominic Allen

Stop wearing shitty whitey tighties like an nasty old het and get some nice boxer briefs or trunks.

Caleb Turner
Caleb Turner

I was wearing boxers though.

Brody Phillips
Brody Phillips

Stop wearing shitty boxers then. They get bunched up.

Lucas Bennett
Lucas Bennett

tfw no white-haired bf

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Cooper Cox
Cooper Cox

hurr durr
I think you're just jealous of my copious precum production. Stay mad, drycuck.

Carter Brown
Carter Brown

tfw no smug white-haired omnipotent bf

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Jeremiah Morgan
Jeremiah Morgan

I just think they look cumbersome and a bit gross to be around.
Or it could be that I hate any sort of facial hair on myself.

I'm 23 which makes me pretty ancient.
But serious, maybe? I just think smooth faces look much better.

Lincoln Young
Lincoln Young

cutie asked me to help him go vegan shopping

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Thomas Rivera
Thomas Rivera

vegan shopping
DISS GUST TANG

William Powell
William Powell

vegan shopping

PUKE

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Isaac Sanchez
Isaac Sanchez

you do realize that we feel exactly like straight people, right?

we just like guys lmao

Parker Gray
Parker Gray

tfw no /fa/ or /k/ bf

Austin Mitchell
Austin Mitchell

conspicuous consumption and guns are things I don't like

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Hudson Taylor
Hudson Taylor

kroni was the best

Christopher Gutierrez
Christopher Gutierrez

did he die or something?

also what happened to hein

Aiden Jackson
Aiden Jackson

tfw no cute naive clingy german bf anymore because I am unable to maintain stable relationships/friendships to other people.

Adrian Perry
Adrian Perry

I've been getting into both, but I still don't know much about either

Bentley Kelly
Bentley Kelly

I'm gonna give this a shot and spam this in the last couple of threads.

Marcel, If you're reading this I hope you're doing well. I tried adding you again and you didn't accept. That's all okay, if you don't want to talk to me anymore I won't force you.
I just hope you're doing well, you talked before about feeling like people hate you sometimes. And I hope you don't believe I felt that way towards you.

I'm sorry if I couldn't return your feelings. But I meant it when I said I didn't want to take advantage of you. You're too young and too innocent. It hardly seems fitting of a slut like me to take you like some sort of wolf.

But I liked talking to you, I thought you were very smart and sweet and cute. Please don't think I didn't enjoy our time together. If my illness made it feel like apathy then I sincerely apologise, but I truly like you a lot.

That said, if there is a reason for you to not want to talk to me anymore I completely accept it. Perhaps you just found me boring or annoying, or think I'm too much of a disgusting slut and that's fair. i just wanted you to know I like you and I hold no ill will towards you.

Have a wonderful life even if we don't talk again, Marcie <3

I will be reposting this in a couple more threads hoping you see it.

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Christian Hall
Christian Hall

Go fuck yourself normalcunt. Blog your drama somewhere else.

Josiah Howard
Josiah Howard

I am too retarded to shave my genitals. I keep cutting myself even if I just use a trimmer to trim it down a bit. Is hair removal creme a viable option?

Jeremiah Lopez
Jeremiah Lopez

Trim pubes, yank out hair on base of shaft/balls.

Jonathan Jenkins
Jonathan Jenkins

yank out
How? And the worst part is between my balls and my asshole, I would need some mirrors to even see what I'm doing there.

Bentley Gutierrez
Bentley Gutierrez

he's talking to himself yet again
stop being such a slut marc

Jason Howard
Jason Howard

How?
I use my fingers, but you could use tweezers. I've tried wax but had not great experiences trying down there.
And the worst part is between my balls and my asshole, I would need some mirrors to even see what I'm doing there.
Well, what do you expect? Also wax it.

Thomas Butler
Thomas Butler

I've always shaved face, genitals and ass with just water and a cheap single-use razor and had zero problems

Aiden Murphy
Aiden Murphy

I cut myself and I get terrible razorburn.

Hunter Ramirez
Hunter Ramirez

What is razor burn like?

Samuel Sanders
Samuel Sanders

ew
you shave your genitals with same razor you shave face with

Easton Cox
Easton Cox

No, I keep two different razors. They're the same kind though.

Jaxon Collins
Jaxon Collins

Daily reminder to sluts: kys.

Jack Russell
Jack Russell

I'm ethically non-monogamous and my body count is three over 4+ years, soon to be four

Nathaniel Ramirez
Nathaniel Ramirez

ethically non-monogamous
That's a funny way to spell whore.

Ayden Anderson
Ayden Anderson

No, I do it for free, with broke-ass cuties. The rich guys can't take my bants.

Wyatt Martinez
Wyatt Martinez

You can call it what you want, give any reason you want, it is still sluttery.

Luke Bennett
Luke Bennett

How can people get comfortable enough with others to form relationships so quickly
I would like to be able to relax with someone as much as I do with my current best friend before I would get intimate but I've known that guy for almost 9 years now

Adrian Ward
Adrian Ward

There should be a balance. For me it takes a couple months, which is slow in modern standards.
Have you told them how you felt? It could be they have no idea, or they just see you as a friend.

Childhood friend turned bf is rare, but very wholesome and nice.

William Kelly
William Kelly

kys phaggots

Elijah King
Elijah King

worded that wrong, I have no intention or desire to bf them, but can't think of bf'ing anyone i don't know that well or can't speak completely frankly with

Cooper Jackson
Cooper Jackson

Oh sorry, it is quite late. Yeah, I am quite the same. Why date someone you don't even know? It just doesn't make sense.

Matthew Long
Matthew Long

goodnight r9gay
if someone could post a video to sleep to that would be nice

Jose Ward
Jose Ward

You realize that by trolling like this, you've already conceded the point, right? This thing you want people to like, the 'masc' shit, you're treating it like goatse- sneaking it into the first post, derailing threads with it, posting it when you want to piss people off. Forcing it, like Andy Six's Log, down the throat of boards, because you want to annoy them.

You KNOW it's shit. All you need to do now is understand that you understand this.

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Oliver Gutierrez
Oliver Gutierrez

tfw no bf to take care of me
who will ever want to take care of a chubby autist who wants to make vidya games

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Lincoln Walker
Lincoln Walker

youtube.com/watch?v=HlCKYeQFw3U
How's this?

Aiden Lopez
Aiden Lopez

Could I make you a nullo?

Ian Edwards
Ian Edwards

no i wanna be skinny

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Jace Bailey
Jace Bailey

Nullos can be skinny.

Joshua Garcia
Joshua Garcia

i wanna be as flat as a plank tho

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Jordan Clark
Jordan Clark

Homosexuality is a choice. We know this because of the existence of prison gays, bisexuals, and political lesbians. You have to justify why you choose to be homosexual.

Austin Scott
Austin Scott

The fix would take too long, I don't have time and I don't want to pass my genes. That said, if I can't find a monogamous relationship, I'll quit it all.

Liam Robinson
Liam Robinson

Pretty sure MGTOW would be more inclined to go gay if that were true.
A lot of them weirdly worship men and masculinity, but buy female sex dolls to still have access to the approximation of a female body.

Ian Bell
Ian Bell

if I'm being honest age related conditions scare the living daylight out of me and one of the few things I don't need more of in my life is melancholy, no matter how grand or serene it is

thanks though

Elijah Morales
Elijah Morales

"prison gay" is a thing uggoes say because they're mad that people prefer twinks

Tyler Nelson
Tyler Nelson

Sorry to hear that, I guess I already feel old so it doesn't bother me much - not much beauty to lose.
youtu.be/0Zfpd0s3l6s
Hope this works ok bye

Juan Ward
Juan Ward

see you tomorrow, origanon!

Caleb Parker
Caleb Parker

show me your game

Juan Williams
Juan Williams

I believe most MGTOW choose not to have relationships with women because modern women are degenerate whore, right?
Gay men have all the problems of women tenfold and on top of that you're a faggot.
I mean in the literal sense of men who have gay sex in prison but are straight otherwise.

Joshua Cook
Joshua Cook

tfw no bf that lets me be his maid and clean up the house and make him food while dressed like a maid

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John Smith
John Smith

have a ridiculously higher rate of STD's
more likely to be depressed
over 50% chance to be a straight up pedophile
yeah bro gays are exactly the same except they like man butts and dick xd

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Liam Smith
Liam Smith

They seem okay with gays, depending on the MGTOW. They think men are capable of a deeper level of love than women, and often site the study that showed that gay male marriages are happier than straight marriages, and lesbian marriages are the most likely to end in divorce.

Nathan Young
Nathan Young

just drew this cute party pepe

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Colton Hernandez
Colton Hernandez

frogposters Ieave

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Eli Cook
Eli Cook

I wouldn't be able to resist spanking your butt

Xavier Gray
Xavier Gray

Source pedophile statistic.
You'd be depressed in a world with zero confirmation bias as well.
And std's, well... if women weren't gate keepers, our species would have died a long time ago from std's. Thankfully women don't want men as bad as gay men want men, I guess. Enjoy not being wanted by the women you want.

Austin Jones
Austin Jones

cool beard bro

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Benjamin Nelson
Benjamin Nelson

what cute things would you do with your bf? I would kiss mine on top of his head and rub his belly

Landon Wright
Landon Wright

WTF MEAN WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME

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Austin Adams
Austin Adams

Go for walks and look at the color of his eyes in the sunlight, while he's looking out across a river, and the little gleams of light in his hair. Then go home with him and get to touch his arms.

Ayden Sullivan
Ayden Sullivan

Kiss his neck, bite it a lot. Grab him from behind while he making food. Also sit in his lap while he is working.

Anthony Hall
Anthony Hall

Powerful wholesome energy emanates from this post.

Cooper Williams
Cooper Williams

you're my maid I can do what I want to you and if you show your butt I gotta spank it

Aaron Bailey
Aaron Bailey

sounds nice I would love a boy sitting in my lap while I work (if he didn't mind me getting a boner(

Leo Evans
Leo Evans

O-oh o-okay fair e-enough w-what e-else do y-you w-wanna do

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Angel Rodriguez
Angel Rodriguez

You'd be depressed in a world with zero confirmation bias as well.
of course you'd blame the world and not yourself.
if the world was more accepting of us we wouldn't be like this
not a chance, clown face.
And std's, well... if women weren't gate keepers, our species would have died a long time ago from std's.
you really do think that straight people are just as much as hedonistic sex pigs as you, don't you?

Jayden Kelly
Jayden Kelly

I would probably pretend it wasn't there, maybe accidentally grind a bit. His entire body would have hickeys, I like to mark my territory.

Easton Campbell
Easton Campbell

pick you up like in that pic and carry you away ;)

David Reyes
David Reyes

so no 50% pedophile statistic, okay.
And yeah, straight men want sex as much as gay guys, they just can't get it.

Luke Powell
Luke Powell

tfw no upstate ny skinnyfat bf

Gabriel Young
Gabriel Young

lf ffxiv bf

Jordan Murphy
Jordan Murphy

Are we also gonna have unprotected hand holding

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Mason Rodriguez
Mason Rodriguez

if your hands are small and cute. My hands will be busy pinching and squeezing you tho

Lucas Jenkins
Lucas Jenkins

I dont mind it dummy but are we gonna do something lewd tho

Jose Perez
Jose Perez

Interesting, but there is still plenty of evidence that sexuality can change. The idea that this one aspect of your personality can never be altered through conditioning or circumstance is so absurd.

Hudson Evans
Hudson Evans

yeah I'm gonna bully-fuck you

Jackson Murphy
Jackson Murphy

What the fug does that mean

William Gonzalez
William Gonzalez

tfw no bully crush

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Jackson Gray
Jackson Gray

It would work both ways.
I was already conditioned as a child to "know" that gay = bad before I felt sexuality. I remember knowing that guys should like girls, so I tried masturbating to a girl at school I thought was pretty, but couldn't get off to it, where as guys would turn me on involuntarily.
I think if I had to, I could probably fuck a female while thinking about guys, but I have no reason to do that.
It really is a matter of "most people agree with me" when it comes to questioning or denying homosexuality in others. It doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm wrong or nasty or confused. When I see a man I'm attracted to, there's nothing but yearning and mesmerizing, admiration for beauty, and knowing that the nature of his form is calling to something innate and guttural in my brain. I know this is how straight men feel towards women too, it's really not that hard to understand that.
I don't know if this is how women's brains work, but I doubt it, or in the least, it's not as strong and long lasting.
Seeing the way straight men obsess over women, I know they're feeling the same thing as I do about men.
If I could change that, enough conditioning likely could change them too.
If you're talking about prison gay and bisexuality, that's not the same thing as full heterosexuality and homosexuality. If I were stuck in a prison full of women, I wouldn't want to fuck any of them ever, I'd just become sexless.
I think prison gay is tied to low intelligence/ a lack of self awareness, and bisexuality is basically just something not being harmful enough to be bred out; sexual adventurism, i.e. hyper sexual-ism, which still leads to reproduction.
Homosexuality is a different evolutionary strategy, effectively, sacrifice. It's not a super successful strategy, and can only be passed on by proxy, which is why it's rare.

Julian Perry
Julian Perry

Sex where I shove you around and tease you

Nolan Miller
Nolan Miller

Cute! Too bad im too tired rn im gonna go to sleep now nini user

Easton Baker
Easton Baker

sleep well bedbug

Carson Reyes
Carson Reyes

since the thread is dead, what is /r9gay/ listening to right now? youtube.com/watch?v=QCK7fJ9Omus

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Jace Clark
Jace Clark

youtube.com/watch?v=9nHkHKfOtzk

Jaxson Baker
Jaxson Baker

tfw had a really bad cramp just as I was about to cum and it made me shoot harder than ever before

Levi Baker
Levi Baker

22+ post discords and I might be ok for you for a while at least.

Wyatt Phillips
Wyatt Phillips

Could there ever be a better bf than Kaworu?
of course not

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Leo Price
Leo Price

22+
22+ what, user? Please tell.

Lucas Baker
Lucas Baker

toes user. what do you think

Jose Jones
Jose Jones

tfw no wow bf
steamcommunity.com/id/Worstpersonalive/

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Hunter Ramirez
Hunter Ramirez

I cant imagine a future where im happy.

Justin Garcia
Justin Garcia

trimmed beards? or untrimmed beards?

Jack Walker
Jack Walker

tfw so attention starved I'm turning prison straight

Nolan Gonzalez
Nolan Gonzalez

notice I only feel really attracted to males when my depression is really bad.
probably prison gay from lack of social interaction and hatred of females.

Xavier Flores
Xavier Flores

straightie

Austin Richardson
Austin Richardson

Is there anyone who isn't a fucking zoomer child?

Jaxson Hernandez
Jaxson Hernandez

Im straight as a dick

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Oliver Hill
Oliver Hill

I'm a sad lonely 30 year old virgin boomer.

Juan Phillips
Juan Phillips

boomers mad cuz they'll never be cute again

Daniel Ward
Daniel Ward

Then why aren't you giving me contact info? People like you are so fucking rare these days.

Brody Morales
Brody Morales

because I'm alone and virgin for a reason. At this point I just like to wallow in self-pitty.

Jace Bell
Jace Bell

I want to talk to you. Will you talk to me? Please?

Jaxson Gutierrez
Jaxson Gutierrez

Do I have a problem if I'm frantically searching through archives to find someones posts?

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Levi Clark
Levi Clark

I don't have discord or other forms of contact. My avoidant personality disorder is severe and I don't talk to people non-anonymously.

Noah Fisher
Noah Fisher

That's so typical.

Make a discord. I am K#2987

I want to talk to you. I don't have anyone else. I'm not part of any servers and have no friends or acquaintances of any kind. Please talk to me.

Nicholas Thompson
Nicholas Thompson

even if you get a bf the worlds going to be the same and normalfags are still going to make your life hell. whats the point?

Parker Allen
Parker Allen

cuddling and someone to gank with

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Nathan Foster
Nathan Foster

no, I'm tired and want to go to bed before getting up and living another day of this cursed half-life.

Lucas Howard
Lucas Howard

resist whatever is making you do this. this ALWAYS happens. add me. please. this happens so often that it can't possibly be a co-incidence. you are being compelled to disappear now.

otherwise why would you even reply to begin with? RESIST YOUR PROGRAMMING.

Adam Mitchell
Adam Mitchell

tfw no stalker that searches through the archives for my posts

John Hughes
John Hughes

You poke fun. Why do you poke fun.

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John Torres
John Torres

Maybe I want a stalker that searches for posts that I've made in the past. You don't know.

Easton Sullivan
Easton Sullivan

I'm not stalking.

Asher Long
Asher Long

Fuck you esdrfseaf

Cameron Rodriguez
Cameron Rodriguez

Who is it that you're looking for anyway?

Carson James
Carson James

It's a public imageboard where everythings archived, hardly stalking.

Someone on /b/ who actively posts in g/fur threads

Anthony Reed
Anthony Reed

What the fuck kind of person replies to a person to just lead them on then be like, "oh nooo"? What do you even fucking get out of it? I don't fucking understand. I just don't.

Adam Jenkins
Adam Jenkins

Oh, I thought maybe it was somebody that frequently posts in these threads. Do you like that /b/ poster or something?

Hudson Thomas
Hudson Thomas

Nobody really wants to talk to me here so I don't know anybody.
Though since I've told them I've been around these parts they've stopped frequenting.
I just want to find something out.
Well uhhh it's complicated but you could say that.

David King
David King

Good luck with finding him anyway, user. He has to be around there somewhere.

Eli Flores
Eli Flores

"no one wants to talk to me"

I bet i asked to and you rejected or ignored me.

Jack Foster
Jack Foster

if i am nice to a boy will he be nice to me?

Thomas Butler
Thomas Butler

tfw tired as heck on the couch and can barely stay awake
tfw no bf to carry my smol 105lb self to bed and tuck me in
why live

Jack Ross
Jack Ross

Apparently whats needed since he's so secretive.

No one has asked? I don't ignore people unless they're rude.

Dominic Turner
Dominic Turner

Well, I'm asking now. I await your inevitable refusal.

Jordan Thomas
Jordan Thomas

Well hello there, we're talking now aren't we?
Wouldn't have replied if I didn't want to talk.
I really hate myself at the moment.

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Bentley Hall
Bentley Hall

I think I'll hate you more if you don't give me contact info.

Jordan Lewis
Jordan Lewis

It's like I'm actively looking for stuff in archives that I know will upset, but I must see it.
What would be appropriate contact info? Discord?

Xavier Wright
Xavier Wright

Yes, if you post it, if you actually want to talk.

Anthony Moore
Anthony Moore

i unironically do this but would never admit it. I have a folder on my current ebf and think obsessively about him constantly. hasn't talked to me in a week and he is all I think about. Fuck my brain.

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Kevin White
Kevin White

Sure I'll talk but I'm too much of a beta to initiate conversations.
Wish I knew how to spoiler here.
PrinceUriel#7312

Caleb Morris
Caleb Morris

I have a folder on my current ebf and think obsessively about him constantly.
He sounds like a lucky guy. He better talk to you soon since you love him so much.

Cooper Gray
Cooper Gray

tfw no bf has gone. what now? has my brain broke and im schizoid now?

Landon Ross
Landon Ross

I think I may have scared him off, honestly. I sperged out. I always sperg out and ruin good things I couldn't just let things be and let him have space

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Nolan Gutierrez
Nolan Gutierrez

*looks up in archives*
Are you the degenerate with the abortion fetish

Liam Turner
Liam Turner

Hold up I haven't used that name here much.
No, I mean... I really wish I was aborted but no I don't fetishize such things. Why do you ask?

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Christopher Wilson
Christopher Wilson

CATS FOOT
IRON CLAW
TWENTY FIRST CENTURY SCHIZOID MAAAAAN

Tyler Butler
Tyler Butler

Be careful what you wish for, because you might very well get it

Kayden Nelson
Kayden Nelson

tfw no mutilated femboys hanging in my closet

Zachary Brooks
Zachary Brooks

You mean death coming soon?
Sure hope so desu

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Kevin Reyes
Kevin Reyes

mfw someone drops king crimson lyrics

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Carter Mitchell
Carter Mitchell

Drew closer every second you spent writing that, yes

Hunter Cox
Hunter Cox

why do boys get so bitchy when they fast?

Jose Rivera
Jose Rivera

You better not be playing games, user.

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Luke Bell
Luke Bell

you will never ever be happy. bf or no bf.

Nathaniel Hill
Nathaniel Hill

semi right everything is fine until BPD kicks in and i am bored of my bf

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Gabriel Gray
Gabriel Gray

i would think anyone who's starving will become bitchy and irritable

Chase Reyes
Chase Reyes

That's when you move on to your next victi- I mean "bf" that you already have lined up and scouted out

Levi Peterson
Levi Peterson

it was his fucking fault, he decided to start writing with someone else besides me

his choices so dont blame me

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Grayson Roberts
Grayson Roberts

I can't help it that my wizard powers are starting to manifest in the form of clairvoyance. Maybe if I work on it hard enough I could even do prophecy.
I bet if you were straight you would've been part of that Ashley Madison leak.

Julian Ramirez
Julian Ramirez

writing with someone like flirting with them or just talking to them like a friend?

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Brandon Wood
Brandon Wood

pretty much friendless before me and his first friend send my jealousy into orbit

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Leo Morgan
Leo Morgan

d-does my beard l-look ok?

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Daniel Perez
Daniel Perez

You sound like a bitchy subby bottom.

Jackson Jones
Jackson Jones

have a ridiculously higher rate of STD's
more likely to be depressed
over 50% chance to be a straight up pedophile
every fucking time

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Owen Rogers
Owen Rogers

It looks like it belongs on //boards.Jow Forums.org/soc/

Hudson Mitchell
Hudson Mitchell

I carry him around and tuck him into bed and give him forehead kisses and rub his belly
he's so spoiled

John Stewart
John Stewart

Use those powers wisely!
Err probably not, a leak of something else then sure.

Joseph Murphy
Joseph Murphy

to eventually find the guy to carry you away

Jayden Scott
Jayden Scott

I wish but I suppressed it a long time ago thanks to my physical appearance and aggression

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Levi Bell
Levi Bell

in relationship with a cute boy
he doesn't want anyone else but me
keep getting the urge to fuck some other slutty boys
I can't talk to him about it because it'll make him depressed

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Ethan Walker
Ethan Walker

Lose weight, stop eating so much.

Jonathan Parker
Jonathan Parker

That sucks user. Do you still even talk to him or did you just completely ghost him?

Nicholas Sanchez
Nicholas Sanchez

I went from 90kg to like 70kg and people are worried lol
He gave me up after I kept getting high, calling him and asking for nudes
I regret deleting that video where he came on my tomoko daki while i was asleep reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Aaron Kelly
Aaron Kelly

Yeah, I was grasping at straws by that point. I hope you enjoyed being the subject of a parlor trick that could only be pulled off by the sort of autistic fuck who constantly uses intellect to compensate for crippling social anxiety in the most maladaptive way possible.

Jackson Turner
Jackson Turner

Lose some more, the sweet spot for you should be 60-62kg

Oliver Reed
Oliver Reed

I still got a beard, too much hair and aggression to be sub

also my skin color
JUST

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Josiah Cook
Josiah Cook

Things were better when gays stayed in the closet and when they just wanted to fuck other guys instead of this tranny nonsense. Gays were probably happier too because living a heterosexual life is far more fulfilling.

Thomas Cruz
Thomas Cruz

This whole thinley veiled gay hookup thread belongs on //boards.4channel.org/lgbt/ or //boards.Jow Forums.org/soc/

Jaxson Bailey
Jaxson Bailey

Wax and shave, you can become a power bottom.

Isaiah Johnson
Isaiah Johnson

This whole thinley veiled gay hookup thread belongs on
I'm sorry user but gay's can actually find bfs irl because we don't have to hide our ugliness behind anime avatars

Christopher Young
Christopher Young

It only becomes a hookup thread when the cumbrains start defiling it with their filth.

Hunter Reyes
Hunter Reyes

welp the only reason why we were born was to keep the species alive and pass our genes on at one point later.
So ofcourse gays get depressed since they cant fulfill the meaning of life

I am lazy cunt, too much work and there is stuff you cant fix that easy or without money ayy
just gib me a regular bf
thx

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Sebastian Brown
Sebastian Brown

Guys what do you call a sub that teases you to make you horny and jumps on top of you and stuff but otherwise isn't dominant at all
I want my future bf to do that

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Mason Cox
Mason Cox

A dominant femboy bottom boyfriend sounds delicious.

Luis Ortiz
Luis Ortiz

This is a gay thread. The defining feature of being gay is wanting to fuck other men. What else could it become?

Levi Richardson
Levi Richardson

wanting to fuck other men
not him but its romantic interest in guys as a guy

Daniel Bell
Daniel Bell

why is there a 3dpd in the op? and why isnt it at least a femboy with face hidden?

Nicholas Young
Nicholas Young

we're called brats

Noah Miller
Noah Miller

Damn, r9gay is full of cumbrains today

Jeremiah Long
Jeremiah Long

tfw miss my bf :(

Jayden Kelly
Jayden Kelly

gn frens, someday I will be cuddling with one of you but for now just with my pillow

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Kevin Cox
Kevin Cox

goooooooooooooooooooooooood morning
guess who's going to jack off and play some quake

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Isaac Foster
Isaac Foster

wake up
no breakfast in bed bf

Michael Johnson
Michael Johnson

*unzips*
whipped cream's on today's menu ;)

Wyatt Garcia
Wyatt Garcia

play some quake
Which one

Jacob Russell
Jacob Russell

quake one

Colton Lewis
Colton Lewis

Meow plays quake live sometimes

Dylan Mitchell
Dylan Mitchell

sorry i dont like meow

Christopher Powell
Christopher Powell

Rood anyon

Daniel Sanchez
Daniel Sanchez

what are you going to do, cry in a unique way?

Camden Lee
Camden Lee

Ill brap on ya

Colton Gomez
Colton Gomez

i'll slap your ass, brapboy

Jackson Moore
Jackson Moore

tfw no bf that likes to play tf2

Jayden Brown
Jayden Brown

you shouldn't have to get out of bed for that

Connor Howard
Connor Howard

that's why it's called breakfast in bead

Sebastian Collins
Sebastian Collins

The defining feature of being gay is wanting to fuck other men
Speak for yourself only, thank you.

Luke Morgan
Luke Morgan

What, what else could it be?

Justin Young
Justin Young

need the dick

Cameron Thompson
Cameron Thompson

tfw no bf to belittle me for dropping my sausage butt on the floor

Alexander Reyes
Alexander Reyes

ill pound your butt with my sausage dummy

Lucas Nelson
Lucas Nelson

where is my qt northeast bf

how did you meet him

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Sebastian Nguyen
Sebastian Nguyen

wake up from a nap
tfw no bf hits harder than usually

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Brayden Bell
Brayden Bell

i will cosplay claude for you user

whts your deets

Christian Reed
Christian Reed

the "white" part of europe, so probably nowhere near

Jonathan Lee
Jonathan Lee

yea in burgerland est ;-;

Michael Adams
Michael Adams

aw, shucks
you'll find your blyeth one day

Evan Martinez
Evan Martinez

Tfw not cuddling with my bf right now
aaaaaa help it's been exactly 15 hours since I last hugged my bf and i need him back now

Gabriel White
Gabriel White

Wish I could get a boyfriend but it seems like a big dream. Every guy I met seems to want some giant guy who will toss them around like a fuckdoll and that's about it.

Hunter Jackson
Hunter Jackson

Was getting a boyfriend part of your plan?

Jose Long
Jose Long

Hello! I'm a bit tall but I'd never toss boys around, I'd prefer cuddling and kissing and discussing philosophy.

Juan Allen
Juan Allen

want a bf that's bigger and stronger than me
weigh 55kg so 99% of men fit this criteria
still ugly and retarded so it doesn't matter anyway
Oh well.

Brody Gonzalez
Brody Gonzalez

I'd be chucking manlets like footballs.

Luis Morgan
Luis Morgan

I want someone I can live and share my life with. So yes but it's not possible since I am just not desirable.

Gavin Baker
Gavin Baker

Are weeb conventions a good place to find a qt bf?

same for you user

Ryan Sanchez
Ryan Sanchez

Im getting braces soon. Will this fuck me up?

Michael Reyes
Michael Reyes

Will this fuck me up?
Yes it will make your teeth straight and look better.

Jayden Hernandez
Jayden Hernandez

But will people not like it? i don't like the look of them so I assume other people feel the same way but I don't know

Henry Bailey
Henry Bailey

But will people not like it?
If they're not liking that your teeth will be fixed then they're not worth your time.

Dylan Morris
Dylan Morris

Is it possible to suck cock while wearing braces?

Ryan Green
Ryan Green

tfw no cute gentle croat bf

Blake White
Blake White

No one cares about braces if you're not 9. Just work hard on your diction so you don't sound stupid.

Jackson Evans
Jackson Evans

I don't want a bf
I just want attention

Austin Hernandez
Austin Hernandez

slightly misaligned teeth are cuter than straight teeth

Grayson Perry
Grayson Perry

tfw more than slightly misaligned teeth

Jose Clark
Jose Clark

having the confidence to smile >>>>>>>> quaint looking teeth
t. used to need braces but still not very good at smiling

Juan Watson
Juan Watson

tfw no bf who never stops gaslighting me

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Hunter Evans
Hunter Evans

i just wanna spend this beautiful autumn with a qt

Jacob Hill
Jacob Hill

why does everyone in this general act as if being cute is difficult or rare

Dylan Flores
Dylan Flores

muh gaslighting
you'd pussy out after a week

Samuel Hall
Samuel Hall

Because for them being cute means looking like a anime boy

Carson Perez
Carson Perez

being prone to gaslighting in the first place
subhuman

Oliver Cruz
Oliver Cruz

let me cope in peace

Levi Martin
Levi Martin

Because it is, duh.

Samuel Ross
Samuel Ross

trying to be normal gay
thoughts about daddy issues come back
contemplate going on soc trying to find someone

Why am I like this anons?!

Jayden Gray
Jayden Gray

your father hated you

Noah Allen
Noah Allen

No way user! I'm glad you answered my question.
How do I stop being like this?

Jaxson Morris
Jaxson Morris

grow a pear

Jayden Davis
Jayden Davis

He'd need a garden for that.

Adrian Cook
Adrian Cook

Do cute boys like tan twinks? Walking to and from uni is enough to keep me tan becase im in the south and I absolutely despise it

Jaxon Powell
Jaxon Powell

Only if you have tanlines

Julian Bailey
Julian Bailey

I do. Theyre not terribly apparent but theyre there

Aaron Jones
Aaron Jones

tfw no carnival bf

Liam Jones
Liam Jones

tfw no r9gay but for actual losers and robots

James Wilson
James Wilson

I hope my bf will never shave his armpits!

Liam Collins
Liam Collins

Do you think that your preference has manifested itself from a negative influence? Perhaps if that is the case then a therapist would be better suited, not r9k...

If it is just a preference that fine, there is nothing wrong with that. But so long as you understand that a relationship won't likely survive if your only intention with your prospective father figure boyfriend is to fulfill a sexual roll.

Bentley Jackson
Bentley Jackson

My dentist said I need them too, because apparently my jaw is too narrow and that will one day make my teeth grow misaligned. It's not because of looks but because of health reasons, but I'm still too scared to get them, I'll look hideous for like two years and I'll probably end up killing myself.

Jack Cooper
Jack Cooper

he thinks he's a twink
Hilarious.

Andrew Flores
Andrew Flores

tee eff doubleu no bee eff
i think i'm skinnyfat but most people call me a twink

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Samuel Long
Samuel Long

Why the fuck would anyone want to grow a beard, and end up looking like EVERY OTHER CUNT?
After about a week I'm like "nope" and have to shave.
Beards aren't a sign of masculinity anymore, they're a sign you're a hipster sheep that does whatever the majority does.

Daniel Long
Daniel Long

he thinks he'a cute
chuckleworthy

Alexander Bennett
Alexander Bennett

he thinks
he is

David Reed
David Reed

he is
suffering

Cameron Roberts
Cameron Roberts

robot boyfriend

Jeremiah Adams
Jeremiah Adams

kniwt a seh skniht eh<
.suoiraliH

Luis Torres
Luis Torres

(-8 uoy rof shgual on os ,os kniht t'nod i

Bentley Brown
Bentley Brown

sdrawkcab ahahah

Michael Lee
Michael Lee

ylimaf sih dellik tioneB sirhC

Isaac Brooks
Isaac Brooks

34901545<<
wonk i ahah

Nolan Wood
Nolan Wood

tfw no front talking bf

Parker Garcia
Parker Garcia

i've just shaved my pits and they're scratchy >~<

Nicholas Clark
Nicholas Clark

wasted get
let me lick your pits

Easton Cruz
Easton Cruz

i'm not a slut, only my bf will get to lick them

Camden Flores
Camden Flores

you type like a slut, just let me lick em already

Colton Scott
Colton Scott

dumb slutchaser, knowing how they type
come and get them :^)

Logan Williams
Logan Williams

where is my bf

i want someone to spoon

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Xavier White
Xavier White

how do I control my slutty urges and save myself for future bf? I have a strong urge to download Grindr and suck some stranger's cock and maybe get fucked

Lucas Mitchell
Lucas Mitchell

get a bf as soon as possible

Adam Collins
Adam Collins

whats your location

i will be your bf

Easton Jones
Easton Jones

implying a slut like you wouldn't just give me your pits
i'm gonna lick those pits and you're gonna like it

Juan Gray
Juan Gray

any jermaheads in rn?

Levi Davis
Levi Davis

upstate ny origano

Dominic Robinson
Dominic Robinson

burger sluts
What a surprise.

Christopher Price
Christopher Price

just be careful, i'm ticklish
>tfw no armpit fetish bf

Jonathan Perry
Jonathan Perry

That's like 3 and a half hours from me

probably longer if bus is used

Blake Long
Blake Long

upstate NY is huge user, I'm south of buffalo, where are you?

Leo Jackson
Leo Jackson

anyone want to play duo or 4 player PUBG mobile?
lets play by sneaking our way to the end of the game/stalking other players without them knowing

Caleb Young
Caleb Young

I'm not really slut I was just slutposting to wake up the thread

Charles Morris
Charles Morris

Anybody have some experience with bbc?

Caleb Robinson
Caleb Robinson

tfw no bf pits to tickle with my tongue
thanks for the feel

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Eli Sanchez
Eli Sanchez

tfw no smol brother bf that I can protect
tfw this

Alexander Richardson
Alexander Richardson

That's an adorable boy user. Thank you for this boy.

Brandon Wood
Brandon Wood

no problem homo

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Brayden Davis
Brayden Davis

tfw no big brother bf to take me to the gym

Benjamin Gomez
Benjamin Gomez

J U P
U U
P U J

Sebastian Gutierrez
Sebastian Gutierrez

cuddles or polite polly? answer carefully

Ayden Anderson
Ayden Anderson

youtube.com/watch?v=nZBKFoeDKJo
"mood" as the youth likes to call it

Ryder James
Ryder James

is it possible to learn such mood?

Ryder Gutierrez
Ryder Gutierrez

pretty easy
just don't have a bf

Jace Young
Jace Young

cuddles
orig orig

Isaac Ward
Isaac Ward

I just want a bf to let me smell his balls
I don't have to touch them just let me look and smell. Unwashed preferred

Nathaniel Myers
Nathaniel Myers

i just want to rim a cute boy and lick his haemorrhoids

Carson Mitchell
Carson Mitchell

oh damn thats 5 hours

north jersey, i guess i dont mind, im pretty bfless

Lucas Johnson
Lucas Johnson

tfw no big brother bf to take me to the gym
tfw no little brother bf to take to the gym

Lincoln Cruz
Lincoln Cruz

tfw no twin brother bf

Sebastian Clark
Sebastian Clark

was listening to this song not too long after getting dumped

not fun

Oliver Miller
Oliver Miller

oh ok, would you want to talk on discord or something else still though

Cooper Cook
Cooper Cook

i have never had a bf user and i dont experience that mood often

Ethan Cook
Ethan Cook

I'm going to a theatre play from the independent company from my city tonight, what are my odds of finding a bf there?

Anthony Thompson
Anthony Thompson

youtube.com/watch?v=evETS8_WFGE
Here's my contribution.

Ayden Brown
Ayden Brown

Yikes music taste.

Eli Long
Eli Long

you better make me breakfast afterwards user

Colton Adams
Colton Adams

good taste origfriend

Tyler Flores
Tyler Flores

you better make me breakfast afterwards user
Or what, nerd?

Ayden Cox
Ayden Cox

tfw no notices you're on /r9gay/ and forces you to become his bf through blackmail bf

Colton Parker
Colton Parker

im so excited for the dunk

Jason Perry
Jason Perry

somebody play pubg mobile with meeee

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Camden Robinson
Camden Robinson

sorry i only play good games

Adrian Morales
Adrian Morales

that was the best stream and now im sad its over

Isaiah Lee
Isaiah Lee

yeah it was great, glad it was actually in GMT time for once

Lincoln King
Lincoln King

i want to go to dreamlands

Logan Reed
Logan Reed

I seem to always miss it too for various reasons even though I'm east coast
tfw no bf to watch jerma vods with

Angel Ramirez
Angel Ramirez

how goes the bf search today robots

Josiah Diaz
Josiah Diaz

i'll pout and delete your game saves by accident later in the week

Luke Robinson
Luke Robinson

another day sleeping alone
it would absolutely suck if some cutie broke into my house and snuck into my bed and i woke up next to him don't do it

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Xavier Scott
Xavier Scott

4'6"
160 lbs (72.5 kg)
wat

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Jace Collins
Jace Collins

Loose some weight, then become a short top's fuck toy. You'd be a manlet's dream.

Nicholas Ortiz
Nicholas Ortiz

tfw no bf who ghosts me out of nowhere for years that i can say "i thought you were dead" to after he comes back

Caleb Garcia
Caleb Garcia

You better not do that or you'll be sorry.

Brandon Allen
Brandon Allen

Kanata no Astra was absolute garbage.

Jace Garcia
Jace Garcia

I've been ghosted a lot of times but the one that standed out the most was when I met a guy from those steamfriends threads here iirc and he pretended to get murdered at his job to ghost me.

Robert Martin
Robert Martin

I'm young, I'm strong, and I am not that unlikable.
No one talks to me, and I slept all day again.
Why are people such pieces of shit? I'm attractive, I shouldn't need strong social skills. It doesn't matter robots. It doesn't matter how you look.
You have to have an alpha brain, or you'll be a cuck/used/alone.
I just want a guy to like me and hold me. I'm tired of being alone. Every time I even try to socialize people look down on me.
You know what, they are fucking losers too. The people put their have shit humor, shit standards, and are shit people. A lot of them are borderline mentally retarded, even more so than your average autist.
One day I'm going to date one of you. Your the only people that talk to me. You guys have really beautiful things to say and sometimes going in r9gay is the highlight of my day. You guys deserve to be with someone. We deserve to be together.
I'm tired.

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Gavin Long
Gavin Long

looks don't matter
btw I'm handsome
Yeah, fuck you buddy.

Logan Peterson
Logan Peterson

how in the hell do people cope with aging?
Everyday that passes you get less and less cute.
At some point you will cross the threshold and no longer be a carefree coveted zoomer.

The end is nigh. Gay death is real. Embrace it or be consumed by it.

Lucas Harris
Lucas Harris

what are you gonna do to me then, huh? i better get my bacon and egg sandwich pronto

Hunter Edwards
Hunter Edwards

They don't. They never did. Looks does not get you a social life and a bf. You merely have to be socially competent.

Lincoln Garcia
Lincoln Garcia

Typical normalfag platitudes. Of course you don't know looks matter when people don't treat you like shit the instant they see you. Faggot.

Cameron Butler
Cameron Butler

You don't want to know what I'll do to you if you even touch my stuff.

Nathaniel Richardson
Nathaniel Richardson

They do treat me like shit though. What the fuck. You are basically telling me I have white privilege. It does not exist. People hate you and me because of our personality. You literally can not socialize when the people around you are so different, you cant form relationships. If the nigger down the street can woo some Aryan slut, then why would looks matter? No. It is your mentality.

Ryder Harris
Ryder Harris

a
fucking
frogposter

Logan Gonzalez
Logan Gonzalez

People treat attractive people better and unattractive people worse by default. This is not up to discussion, that's a fact.

Charles Lewis
Charles Lewis

Well, it degrades within a minute of talking to someone. I guess I am a fuckup x10. I blame others for their retarded norms.

Asher Bailey
Asher Bailey

what about your hoodies and such

Brayden Flores
Brayden Flores

If you wear one then you better be ready for what I'll do to you.

Ryan Sanchez
Ryan Sanchez

what will that originally be?

Wyatt Reed
Wyatt Reed

Wear one and find out.

Jaxson Powell
Jaxson Powell

tried breakimg up with my crazy internet bf but now hes saying hes going to kill himself if i do and sending me cut pics and saying hes going to come down to me anyway and "kidnap" me

never go for the crazies

Adam Bennett
Adam Bennett

Go blog about it on /soc/ you tremendous normalnigger.

Wyatt Torres
Wyatt Torres

:( im not a normal or a nigger

Wyatt Anderson
Wyatt Anderson

What are you guys fapping to this Saturday?

Jonathan Peterson
Jonathan Peterson

anything r9gay recommends

Dominic Barnes
Dominic Barnes

Lewd erps I did in the past. What about you?

Ryan Davis
Ryan Davis

I relate to this feel, but don't like being ostracized for it.

David Flores
David Flores

Sometimes I just want to go away, vanish from everything I know.

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Camden Bennett
Camden Bennett

earlier this day i had fapped to some doujin, i don't remember which and just now i've came to some Jow Forums erp i dug up like i do from time to time

Robert Carter
Robert Carter

Tfw no lookalike bf to partake in my lewd twin fantasies.

Julian Bell
Julian Bell

give me a clone of myself already

Liam Harris
Liam Harris

tfw no bf to criticize everything I do

Joshua Campbell
Joshua Campbell

criticize
not criticise

Dylan Howard
Dylan Howard

hes trying to friend me again
FYI guys, #1888 is a pedophile

Lincoln Taylor
Lincoln Taylor

tfw no brit or colony bf correct my inferior american spelling

Luis Moore
Luis Moore

Haha holy shit I want to die. I wish this on no man.

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Daniel Mitchell
Daniel Mitchell

im very sorry for your loss user

:(

Jason Johnson
Jason Johnson

don't worry about marcel, you probably didnt do anything wrong he just ghosts people and then sells sob stories to other anons about he is poor widdle babby boy who always gets ghosted ;w;

Noah Williams
Noah Williams

why is it that you want to die

Landon Davis
Landon Davis

Because he is a melodramatic zoomer, that's why.

Andrew Gray
Andrew Gray

me too user
post discorb

Isaac Edwards
Isaac Edwards

Too many emotions, everything pains me beyond comprehension. My loyalty betrays me.

Alexander Evans
Alexander Evans

probably
i have that problem too though i think

Bentley Wright
Bentley Wright

no you dont user
youll think its weird and creep and the person doin it is to high maintenance if you ever do end up talkin with them

Landon Scott
Landon Scott

i do this to old friends sometimes?
you musnt worry

Grayson Brooks
Grayson Brooks

Is it search only or archiving as well?

Jonathan King
Jonathan King

just message him user
whats the worst that could happen?

Jace Reyes
Jace Reyes

search

i used to archive almost everything but i dont have my pc atm

Oliver Hall
Oliver Hall

You scare them away and they never want to speak to you again.

Charles Green
Charles Green

Bored? why not check this extremely hot active server, for the best lewds of feemales and traps!

discord gg/E8smxDG

Xavier Thomas
Xavier Thomas

they
I dislike newspeak very much.

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Jaxson Hill
Jaxson Hill

cuties arent rare but theyre always either taken or too aloof to approach unless youre gaychad

Charles Anderson
Charles Anderson

That is not too bad. I used to have so many folders, so many old crushes and obsessions. The worst is the cross site research.

Nathan King
Nathan King

Imagine wanting anything resembling a female.

Adrian Evans
Adrian Evans

I mean, fuck it, not like he is going to talk to me again or things will ever be the same again anyways. I'll just go back to being lonely.

Colton Reyes
Colton Reyes

I was getting upset at months old posts of him talking to random people on /b/
His tripcode doesn't show up but I still very much recognize him just based on posting style alone.
I'm outta my mind.

Angel Stewart
Angel Stewart

Never having experienced love truly is a bliss. The taste of it never leaves your tongue.

Noah Hughes
Noah Hughes

infatuated with a tripfag

Jace Jones
Jace Jones

adding tripfags
Why are you even on this website

Camden Hall
Camden Hall

can I be in r9gay if I'm bi?
I like both equally, if that's any consolation.

Jackson Roberts
Jackson Roberts

as a cutie I only want to be approached by gaychads

Kevin Cook
Kevin Cook

thats most of us anyways

just prisongay

Kayden Smith
Kayden Smith

The bis are why this place is rampant with sluttery and attention whoring.

Cameron Thomas
Cameron Thomas

thoughts rocaca.com/manga/munetaka_sama_no_dame_maid/

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Joshua Morris
Joshua Morris

He only does so in the gfur threads, leave me alone I like him.

Wyatt Myers
Wyatt Myers

Whoa, thanks for the recommendation. I know how I'll be spending my night.

Noah Clark
Noah Clark

sure
don't mind the seething incels who rage at everyone
although you won't like staying in this general

Isaac Moore
Isaac Moore

aw man. back to lurking I guess

Jayden Hill
Jayden Hill

Oh wow he is a furry too. Quite the catch, user.

Thomas Fisher
Thomas Fisher

I wish I was an incel, things would be so damn easier. I am just howling

Tyler Gonzalez
Tyler Gonzalez

You can't if you're a normalcunt.

Nicholas Williams
Nicholas Williams

implying half the fags in this thread aren't furfags

Hudson Garcia
Hudson Garcia

I mean so am I so that's a bonus.
Keep shit talking and I'll fight you

Jose Sanders
Jose Sanders

Yeah another main reason why this place is so infested with whores.

Matthew Brown
Matthew Brown

my bf gives me so little attention I'm gonna drop him

Gavin Powell
Gavin Powell

tfw no furry hating bf

Nolan Rivera
Nolan Rivera

What is your spirit animal? I bet it's a hen.

Zachary Jackson
Zachary Jackson

I'm a furfag and I've never been with a guy before. I've crushed on guys but thats it.

Angel Robinson
Angel Robinson

reminder to get the fuck //boards.4channel.org/out/ if you are a
bislut
tranny
normal faggot
non-virgin
or any other CUMBRAIN
r9gay is ONLY for robot men seeking long term monogomous relationships that lead to marriage

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Bentley Hill
Bentley Hill

Oh wow, an exception, I guess I was totally wrong about furfags being deranged, lust driven cumbrains. Thank you, user, for correcting me.

Landon Walker
Landon Walker

tfw finally got a car so I can drive to hookups

Oliver Morris
Oliver Morris

Fox, for the record just because I'm a furfag doesn't mean I fuck everything that moves, I'm 23 and still a virgin, just so happen to be a furfag.

Nicholas Watson
Nicholas Watson

as a cutie i only want to be approached by other cuties

Aiden Green
Aiden Green

Eraser and late bloomer are the best choices imho

Elijah Rogers
Elijah Rogers

based and cutepilled
i hope the true gaybots get ta cute bf and marry togther

Logan Ross
Logan Ross

The man who thinks he is a fox inside a human bosy is a perfectly reasonable and sound individual, capable of making good decisions. Understood.

Elijah Bennett
Elijah Bennett

thats fair but it does explain why r9g acts like cuties are rare
a big chunk of r9g is not cuties and cannot approach them

Cameron Cooper
Cameron Cooper

Tbh
Handsome>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cute

Nathaniel Smith
Nathaniel Smith

tfw no fit handsome bf

Gavin Harris
Gavin Harris

only a normie could ever uphold a relatonship for longer than a week though user
maybe //boards.Jow Forums.org/soc/ is for you

Cooper Powell
Cooper Powell

Oh hello, you rang user?
people have said I'm cute at least, not really my place to judge myself on that though

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Parker Wood
Parker Wood

you are cute user! own it! i'll still validate you on your cuteness anyway tho
where you from, cuteanon?

Thomas Walker
Thomas Walker

tfw got a bahroo sub in the sub gifting madness today

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Liam Ortiz
Liam Ortiz

Ohio. It kinda sucks here, but it could be worse I guess.

Bentley Perry
Bentley Perry

Tfw no bf to take on walks and hold in the autumn

Noah Price
Noah Price

oh I know a cute twink that goes to OSU, but he's only into muscular masc dudes. I'm pretty far away, live in the south east sadly

Jason Russell
Jason Russell

anyone here want a bf?
i live in manchester and i want a bf
anybody want to go on a date or something?

Carson Scott
Carson Scott

tfw no bf who never farts or poops or peeps or does anything gross

Justin Robinson
Justin Robinson

What a shame. I'm just a dumb meet anyway.
Hard to keep my hopes up here

Nicholas Scott
Nicholas Scott

I mean used to be those Ohioposters that id see every now and then posting the pic of ohio with the anime face so theres gotta be SOME hope

Cooper Gray
Cooper Gray

Tfw it's hard to find qts in the post grad life

Luke Clark
Luke Clark

which of you qts will make me yummy meals?

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Jack Walker
Jack Walker

Here's your food, user~ I made it with love<3

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Landon Green
Landon Green

ty user is it a skyscraper?

Alexander Reyes
Alexander Reyes

tfw no furry-hating bf except werewolves because those are hot

Isaac Cooper
Isaac Cooper

tfw no tomoko like bf
I need someone like that rn

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Brody Butler
Brody Butler

Tfw no haida bf
Didn't you just get out of a relationship

Kevin Wright
Kevin Wright

Im not one of the """popluar""" tomoposters

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Charles Myers
Charles Myers

Big fan of that doujin

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Isaac Wright
Isaac Wright

Licks u

Teleports behind h

Wyatt Carter
Wyatt Carter

Loser.
Origivirgin

Juan Fisher
Juan Fisher

My friend made this earlier in picrew and is saying that it's supposed to be him yawning, but me and another of his friends are saying it looks like he's getting buttfucked, but hes very adamant that it's a yawn. What does /r9gay/ think?

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Ethan Kelly
Ethan Kelly

I'm lazy, smelly and have messy, long hair

Henry James
Henry James

He's just yawning you big pervert

Isaac Davis
Isaac Davis

i think i want to kiss him

Lincoln Torres
Lincoln Torres

I wish we'd met before.
I'm sorry

Noah Rodriguez
Noah Rodriguez

why dead on saturday

Nolan Ward
Nolan Ward

All the normies are out clubbing

Nathan Brooks
Nathan Brooks

because i don't have anything to say

Cameron Mitchell
Cameron Mitchell

Sorry, was watching Boiler Room. Decent movie but pretty lackluster. I was expecting something on the level of The Game, in terms of grandeur

Ryan Sullivan
Ryan Sullivan

because it's 5:30 am

Wyatt Ortiz
Wyatt Ortiz

I want a bf who wears big sweaters that are too big for him

Kayden Brown
Kayden Brown

normalfags aren't around, thats why, quick its the perfect time to find your own robot bf

Landon Miller
Landon Miller

europeans out

Robert Brown
Robert Brown

Right now I'm holding you hand.
We are at a cafe or something. I don't know maybe it's something as simple as Denny's.
You order your favorite thing on the menu. I order mine.
We talk over our meals about our days. Our days are usually shit, but we can talk about it with each other.
You mention something that makes you cry. You're tired of everything and it all sucks.
I get up and move to your side of the booth.
I hug you and caress your hair.
I tell you that it is fine, and that you could cry into my chest for as long as you'd like.
We stay there for an hour cuddling in our booth.
I pay for our food and we head to the car.
We take a long drive back to my house.
We walk in, and you're still a little sad.
I pick you up and take you to my bed.
I tuck you in and I get under the covers with you.
We talk more about what bothered you, but now you're more calm.
I tell you everything is going to be okay, and that things are changing.
"Now we have each other"
You put your head on my chest and you drift off in thought.
You are slowly falling asleep, listening to my heart beat.
We fall asleep.
It's all wholesome and amazing.
Then I wake up.
I am here in my kitchen. There are drugs on the table.
I am actually crazy. And this is a delusion of my head.
None of it was real and we are just fantasizing.
This world is very dark and cold.
I will be another monster if I have to.
I don't care about being consistent anymore.
I have become a full hedonists.
I love you Isaiah. Even though the thought of you is only a character in my head.
I want to do more of the stuff that's on my table.
I'll feel good soon.
Everything will be so good soon.

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Eli Gray
Eli Gray

Is there any easy way to tell whether someone is a fujo or a real boi?

Michael Barnes
Michael Barnes

ask them to show dick

Nicholas Thompson
Nicholas Thompson

That's not what I meant. How do I tell fujos from actual baby trans dudes?

Ayden Torres
Ayden Torres

...ask them to show dick?
i'm confused

Levi Anderson
Levi Anderson

Would you fuck your clone?

Andrew Carter
Andrew Carter

We would do a lot more than just fuck

Jaxon Ramirez
Jaxon Ramirez

I've found some of my doppelgangers but I failed to make contact.

Hudson Martinez
Hudson Martinez

no, because I'm ugly
probably would punch it in face because of his personality

Mason Bennett
Mason Bennett

no, his dick is too weird

Brayden Wood
Brayden Wood

I wish I had a bf to bully and tease

Adrian Bennett
Adrian Bennett

Yes, it would benefit the both of us

Joseph Cook
Joseph Cook

I am so done. Out with my straight friends and had the fucking conversation about not really wanting to pick up women and my drunk friend kept pressuring me and I am feeling really bad rn. I am bi, and they know it, but I have said several times that I am only concerned with intimate relationships and not casual hookups. Wish that was enough to get people to stop hassling you. Honestly pretty shook rn and wish I had someone to vent to. So venting here. Sorry for blog posting.

Gavin Gomez
Gavin Gomez

have you tried not being a bislut normalfag

Bentley Russell
Bentley Russell

I have not tried that yet. But maybe I should. I could devote myself to being a good boihusband to some autist

Easton Cox
Easton Cox

tfw no fit bf who is bigger than me who's oversized clothes I can wear

Connor Jackson
Connor Jackson

Out
Friends
Bi

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Julian Johnson
Julian Johnson

In my defense, these are friends that I love and have known since before middle school. We never get to see each other and this weekend we met up for some catching up.

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Kevin Brooks
Kevin Brooks

tfw no oversized bf hoodie to wear during the autumn months

Jaxson Myers
Jaxson Myers

how come im bipoler yet had never had trouble getting bfs while other anons struggle so much and without this disadvantage?

Matthew Adams
Matthew Adams

You're cute and you manage your disorder fairly well. It's how I got my bf despite being a hopeless alcoholic. If it doesn't adversely affect your life or relationships too much and you're a good match otherwise it's something that can be overlooked.

Christopher King
Christopher King

tfw no one wants a avpd social phobia retard

Brody Edwards
Brody Edwards

no you dont user
no I dont what?

Hunter Lewis
Hunter Lewis

hypomania can be charming
you're probably hot
other unknown variables

how's that going?

Landon Garcia
Landon Garcia

can't establish intimacy in one night
life's too short not to go hard and fast

Leo Ward
Leo Ward

tfw no bf to go hard and fast on

Connor Davis
Connor Davis

how's that going?
Well I probably have another 10 or 15 years at least before the drink kills me. I'm a free man with the income to buy my drinks so I don't have to steal them any more. Outside of drinking my diet isn't terrible. Who knows, with my boyfriend's support maybe I'll kick it.

His untreated bipolar and my alcoholism are probably each of our respective roadblocks that could potentially block a marriage though. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

Liam Morales
Liam Morales

not going soft and slow on your bf

Wyatt Wright
Wyatt Wright

tfw no smegma cock bf

Nathaniel Anderson
Nathaniel Anderson

why do you want a smegma cock bf user?
that may or may not be me

Julian Brown
Julian Brown

tfw no cutie kiwi bf to do lewd things with

Brayden Garcia
Brayden Garcia

I want a bf to hug and fug. Or fug and hug, either order is fine

Wyatt Reyes
Wyatt Reyes

tfw this used to be all you wanted but somewhere along the way you lost your emotional integrity and now all you want is a bf to smash and maybe cuddle to sleep with to satisfy some kind of primal urge for mutual nighttime protection

Jose Edwards
Jose Edwards

Hug and fug at the same time

Gavin Hernandez
Gavin Hernandez

So I can clean him of course.
Not with my mouth though because that'd be weird right? Haha can you imagine.
I totally dont wanna lick it or anything

Hudson Carter
Hudson Carter

Big sad feels. I want to meet a boy and be wholesome with him. Maybe dress up in cute clothes with him

Lucas Clark
Lucas Clark

haha that sounds pretty weird user, I definitely wouldn't want you to lick my smegma cock while I lick yours.
I'd hate that

Brandon Lee
Brandon Lee

tfw out of clean underwear so have to wear my hollisters but theyre too snug on my pp and butt

Oliver Jenkins
Oliver Jenkins

have a nice dream
wake up
every time

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Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson

Haha yeah pretty gross imagining what that smegma tastes like and coating my tongue in it.
But good thing I have no such desires haha

Sebastian Reyes
Sebastian Reyes

yeah me neither haha
I'd hate it if you gave me your discord haha

Isaac Gray
Isaac Gray

vegan shopping
cringe

Hudson Reed
Hudson Reed

I'm nuking my youtube reccs with a tons of pawn stars videos.

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David Allen
David Allen

Ah, user, quality bf here but I'm gonna need to get my guy in here who is an expert on bf's.

Leo Hall
Leo Hall

So what's your best offer on a bf?

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Carson Moore
Carson Moore

Yeah you know man this bf is gonna end up sitting on the shelf for a while and I'm gonna have to auction it and stuff, I think the best I'm gonna be able to do here is cuddling, cute neck and cheek kisses and some lewd groping, maybe reading him some of my favorite books in bed too and playing video games with him. Best I can do man, we can go to the register right now and get this done.

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Austin Allen
Austin Allen

Haha already posted it itt, post yours instead so I can message you about smegma since youd hate that

Nicholas Gutierrez
Nicholas Gutierrez

its ZZ#3878
I'd hate it if you messaged me

Carson Bailey
Carson Bailey

Are you trying to bf me right now user?
I'm gonna have to call in a friend to tell me about this.

Ethan Cook
Ethan Cook

Adorable nigga hours

Gavin Green
Gavin Green

going back to sleep then

Ethan Martin
Ethan Martin

just got fucked in the ass ama

Josiah Sanders
Josiah Sanders

Are you in a loving monogamous relationship?

Dylan Williams
Dylan Williams

There's a new thread
jowforums.com/thread/54519987/anecdotes
jowforums.com/thread/54519987/anecdotes
jowforums.com/thread/54519987/anecdotes
I may have posted it

Adam Gray
Adam Gray

You're crazy if you disagree with the facts that bugs run rampant in the community, user

Jackson Kelly
Jackson Kelly

i'd talk to you but you changed your name already
sigfriend#3197