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haha this will be good
If dubs Licma and sugondese
imagine unironically being a faggot. I mean I complain about my life a lot but being a homo must be nightmare mode
What about NB bois who want to be the anime characters they also want top bang?
i do not complain about my life user. i love myself
Ass shit ass shit REEEEEEEE
anal is optional. I just like to wrestle and cuddle cool dudes. Some of them have masculine vaginas.
right? anal is overrated
I like it, but I usually prefer my wand of magic.
Beards look cool but are unattractive as hell
tfw no smol brother bf that I can protect
Beards are sexy but I don't think they're hot
You may appreciate them more when you're older.
If you're bishy, get on Tinder and they'll be all over you.
Well if you have a dog and live in the upper midwest maybe i could whore myself out to you too. My friend also wants to watch but she lives on the other side of the country so i might have them film it, not sure. Could maybe post it somewhere if enough people are interested
please adopt me ill cook for you
tfw no failed artist bf
With insurance, it costs about $10,000 a year to do that.
i can work part time to pay you back no problem
How smol are you? I'm 5'7" 120 pounds
Adopting a brother? Is that possible?
What can you cook?
ill cook anything you want, but i love making curry and pastries
Good, it's settled, I'll adopt you.
at work, wearing beige pants
bored out of my mind death
start thinking about doing lewd things with my future bf
some time into this, as I'm trying to hide my boner I notice a wet spot on my pants
leaked so much precum it seeped through my underwear and pants
Stop wearing shitty whitey tighties like an nasty old het and get some nice boxer briefs or trunks.
I was wearing boxers though.
Stop wearing shitty boxers then. They get bunched up.
tfw no white-haired bf
I think you're just jealous of my copious precum production. Stay mad, drycuck.
tfw no smug white-haired omnipotent bf
I just think they look cumbersome and a bit gross to be around.
Or it could be that I hate any sort of facial hair on myself.
I'm 23 which makes me pretty ancient.
But serious, maybe? I just think smooth faces look much better.
cutie asked me to help him go vegan shopping
DISS GUST TANG
you do realize that we feel exactly like straight people, right?
we just like guys lmao
tfw no /fa/ or /k/ bf
conspicuous consumption and guns are things I don't like
kroni was the best
did he die or something?
also what happened to hein
tfw no cute naive clingy german bf anymore because I am unable to maintain stable relationships/friendships to other people.
I've been getting into both, but I still don't know much about either
I'm gonna give this a shot and spam this in the last couple of threads.
Marcel, If you're reading this I hope you're doing well. I tried adding you again and you didn't accept. That's all okay, if you don't want to talk to me anymore I won't force you.
I just hope you're doing well, you talked before about feeling like people hate you sometimes. And I hope you don't believe I felt that way towards you.
I'm sorry if I couldn't return your feelings. But I meant it when I said I didn't want to take advantage of you. You're too young and too innocent. It hardly seems fitting of a slut like me to take you like some sort of wolf.
But I liked talking to you, I thought you were very smart and sweet and cute. Please don't think I didn't enjoy our time together. If my illness made it feel like apathy then I sincerely apologise, but I truly like you a lot.
That said, if there is a reason for you to not want to talk to me anymore I completely accept it. Perhaps you just found me boring or annoying, or think I'm too much of a disgusting slut and that's fair. i just wanted you to know I like you and I hold no ill will towards you.
Have a wonderful life even if we don't talk again, Marcie <3
I will be reposting this in a couple more threads hoping you see it.
Go fuck yourself normalcunt. Blog your drama somewhere else.
I am too retarded to shave my genitals. I keep cutting myself even if I just use a trimmer to trim it down a bit. Is hair removal creme a viable option?
Trim pubes, yank out hair on base of shaft/balls.
How? And the worst part is between my balls and my asshole, I would need some mirrors to even see what I'm doing there.
he's talking to himself yet again
stop being such a slut marc
I use my fingers, but you could use tweezers. I've tried wax but had not great experiences trying down there.
And the worst part is between my balls and my asshole, I would need some mirrors to even see what I'm doing there.
Well, what do you expect? Also wax it.
I've always shaved face, genitals and ass with just water and a cheap single-use razor and had zero problems
I cut myself and I get terrible razorburn.
What is razor burn like?
you shave your genitals with same razor you shave face with
No, I keep two different razors. They're the same kind though.
Daily reminder to sluts: kys.
I'm ethically non-monogamous and my body count is
three over 4+ years, soon to be four
That's a funny way to spell whore.
No, I do it for free, with broke-ass cuties. The rich guys can't take my bants.
You can call it what you want, give any reason you want, it is still sluttery.
How can people get comfortable enough with others to form relationships so quickly
I would like to be able to relax with someone as much as I do with my current best friend before I would get intimate but I've known that guy for almost 9 years now
There should be a balance. For me it takes a couple months, which is slow in modern standards.
Have you told them how you felt? It could be they have no idea, or they just see you as a friend.
Childhood friend turned bf is rare, but very wholesome and nice.
worded that wrong, I have no intention or desire to bf them, but can't think of bf'ing anyone i don't know that well or can't speak completely frankly with
Oh sorry, it is quite late. Yeah, I am quite the same. Why date someone you don't even know? It just doesn't make sense.
if someone could post a video to sleep to that would be nice
You realize that by trolling like this, you've already conceded the point, right? This thing you want people to like, the 'masc' shit, you're treating it like goatse- sneaking it into the first post, derailing threads with it, posting it when you want to piss people off. Forcing it, like Andy Six's Log, down the throat of boards, because you want to annoy them.
You KNOW it's shit. All you need to do now is understand that you understand this.
tfw no bf to take care of me
who will ever want to take care of a chubby autist who wants to make vidya games
Could I make you a nullo?
no i wanna be skinny
Nullos can be skinny.
i wanna be as flat as a plank tho
Homosexuality is a choice. We know this because of the existence of prison gays, bisexuals, and political lesbians. You have to justify why you choose to be homosexual.
The fix would take too long, I don't have time and I don't want to pass my genes. That said, if I can't find a monogamous relationship, I'll quit it all.
Pretty sure MGTOW would be more inclined to go gay if that were true.
A lot of them weirdly worship men and masculinity, but buy female sex dolls to still have access to the approximation of a female body.
if I'm being honest age related conditions scare the living daylight out of me and one of the few things I don't need more of in my life is melancholy, no matter how grand or serene it is
"prison gay" is a thing uggoes say because they're mad that people prefer twinks
Sorry to hear that, I guess I already feel old so it doesn't bother me much - not much beauty to lose.
Hope this works ok bye
see you tomorrow, origanon!
show me your game
I believe most MGTOW choose not to have relationships with women because modern women are degenerate whore, right?
Gay men have all the problems of women tenfold and on top of that you're a faggot.
I mean in the literal sense of men who have gay sex in prison but are straight otherwise.
tfw no bf that lets me be his maid and clean up the house and make him food while dressed like a maid
have a ridiculously higher rate of STD's
more likely to be depressed
over 50% chance to be a straight up pedophile
yeah bro gays are exactly the same except they like man butts and dick xd
They seem okay with gays, depending on the MGTOW. They think men are capable of a deeper level of love than women, and often site the study that showed that gay male marriages are happier than straight marriages, and lesbian marriages are the most likely to end in divorce.
just drew this cute party pepe
I wouldn't be able to resist spanking your butt
Source pedophile statistic.
You'd be depressed in a world with zero confirmation bias as well.
And std's, well... if women weren't gate keepers, our species would have died a long time ago from std's. Thankfully women don't want men as bad as gay men want men, I guess. Enjoy not being wanted by the women you want.
cool beard bro
what cute things would you do with your bf? I would kiss mine on top of his head and rub his belly
WTF MEAN WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME
Go for walks and look at the color of his eyes in the sunlight, while he's looking out across a river, and the little gleams of light in his hair. Then go home with him and get to touch his arms.
Kiss his neck, bite it a lot. Grab him from behind while he making food. Also sit in his lap while he is working.
Powerful wholesome energy emanates from this post.
you're my maid I can do what I want to you and if you show your butt I gotta spank it
sounds nice I would love a boy sitting in my lap while I work (if he didn't mind me getting a boner(
O-oh o-okay fair e-enough w-what e-else do y-you w-wanna do
You'd be depressed in a world with zero confirmation bias as well.
of course you'd blame the world and not yourself.
if the world was more accepting of us we wouldn't be like this
not a chance, clown face.
And std's, well... if women weren't gate keepers, our species would have died a long time ago from std's.
you really do think that straight people are just as much as hedonistic sex pigs as you, don't you?
I would probably pretend it wasn't there, maybe accidentally grind a bit. His entire body would have hickeys, I like to mark my territory.
pick you up like in that pic and carry you away ;)
so no 50% pedophile statistic, okay.
And yeah, straight men want sex as much as gay guys, they just can't get it.
tfw no upstate ny skinnyfat bf
lf ffxiv bf
Are we also gonna have unprotected hand holding
if your hands are small and cute. My hands will be busy pinching and squeezing you tho
I dont mind it dummy but are we gonna do something lewd tho
Interesting, but there is still plenty of evidence that sexuality can change. The idea that this one aspect of your personality can never be altered through conditioning or circumstance is so absurd.
yeah I'm gonna bully-fuck you
What the fug does that mean
tfw no bully crush
It would work both ways.
I was already conditioned as a child to "know" that gay = bad before I felt sexuality. I remember knowing that guys should like girls, so I tried masturbating to a girl at school I thought was pretty, but couldn't get off to it, where as guys would turn me on involuntarily.
I think if I had to, I could probably fuck a female while thinking about guys, but I have no reason to do that.
It really is a matter of "most people agree with me" when it comes to questioning or denying homosexuality in others. It doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm wrong or nasty or confused. When I see a man I'm attracted to, there's nothing but yearning and mesmerizing, admiration for beauty, and knowing that the nature of his form is calling to something innate and guttural in my brain. I know this is how straight men feel towards women too, it's really not that hard to understand that.
I don't know if this is how women's brains work, but I doubt it, or in the least, it's not as strong and long lasting.
Seeing the way straight men obsess over women, I know they're feeling the same thing as I do about men.
If I could change that, enough conditioning likely could change them too.
If you're talking about prison gay and bisexuality, that's not the same thing as full heterosexuality and homosexuality. If I were stuck in a prison full of women, I wouldn't want to fuck any of them ever, I'd just become sexless.
I think prison gay is tied to low intelligence/ a lack of self awareness, and bisexuality is basically just something not being harmful enough to be bred out; sexual adventurism, i.e. hyper sexual-ism, which still leads to reproduction.
Homosexuality is a different evolutionary strategy, effectively, sacrifice. It's not a super successful strategy, and can only be passed on by proxy, which is why it's rare.
Sex where I shove you around and tease you
Cute! Too bad im too tired rn im gonna go to sleep now nini user
sleep well bedbug
since the thread is dead, what is /r9gay/ listening to right now? youtube.com
tfw had a really bad cramp just as I was about to cum and it made me shoot harder than ever before
22+ post discords and I might be ok for you for a while at least.
Could there ever be a better bf than Kaworu?
of course not
22+ what, user? Please tell.
toes user. what do you think
tfw no wow bf
I cant imagine a future where im happy.
trimmed beards? or untrimmed beards?
tfw so attention starved I'm turning prison straight
notice I only feel really attracted to males when my depression is really bad.
probably prison gay from lack of social interaction and hatred of females.
Is there anyone who isn't a fucking zoomer child?
as a dick
I'm a sad lonely 30 year old virgin boomer.
boomers mad cuz they'll never be cute again
Then why aren't you giving me contact info? People like you are so fucking rare these days.
because I'm alone and virgin for a reason. At this point I just like to wallow in self-pitty.
I want to talk to you. Will you talk to me? Please?
Do I have a problem if I'm frantically searching through archives to find someones posts?
I don't have discord or other forms of contact. My avoidant personality disorder is severe and I don't talk to people non-anonymously.
That's so typical.
Make a discord. I am K#2987
I want to talk to you. I don't have anyone else. I'm not part of any servers and have no friends or acquaintances of any kind. Please talk to me.
even if you get a bf the worlds going to be the same and normalfags are still going to make your life hell. whats the point?
cuddling and someone to gank with
no, I'm tired and want to go to bed before getting up and living another day of this cursed half-life.
resist whatever is making you do this. this ALWAYS happens. add me. please. this happens so often that it can't possibly be a co-incidence. you are being compelled to disappear now.
otherwise why would you even reply to begin with? RESIST YOUR PROGRAMMING.
tfw no stalker that searches through the archives for my posts
You poke fun. Why do you poke fun.
Maybe I want a stalker that searches for posts that I've made in the past. You don't know.
I'm not stalking.
Fuck you esdrfseaf
Who is it that you're looking for anyway?
It's a public imageboard where everythings archived, hardly stalking.
Someone on /b/ who actively posts in g/fur threads
What the fuck kind of person replies to a person to just lead them on then be like, "oh nooo"? What do you even fucking get out of it? I don't fucking understand. I just don't.
Oh, I thought maybe it was somebody that frequently posts in these threads.
Do you like that /b/ poster or something?
Nobody really wants to talk to me here so I don't know anybody.
Though since I've told them I've been around these parts they've stopped frequenting.
I just want to find something out.
Well uhhh it's complicated but you could say that.
Good luck with finding him anyway, user. He has to be around there somewhere.
"no one wants to talk to me"
I bet i asked to and you rejected or ignored me.
if i am nice to a boy will he be nice to me?
tfw tired as heck on the couch and can barely stay awake
tfw no bf to carry my smol 105lb self to bed and tuck me in
Apparently whats needed since he's so secretive.
No one has asked? I don't ignore people unless they're rude.
Well, I'm asking now. I await your inevitable refusal.
Well hello there, we're talking now aren't we?
Wouldn't have replied if I didn't want to talk.
I really hate myself at the moment.
I think I'll hate you more if you don't give me contact info.
It's like I'm actively looking for stuff in archives that I know will upset, but I must see it.
What would be appropriate contact info? Discord?
Yes, if you post it, if you actually want to talk.
i unironically do this but would never admit it. I have a folder on my current ebf and think obsessively about him constantly. hasn't talked to me in a week and he is all I think about. Fuck my brain.
Sure I'll talk but I'm too much of a beta to initiate conversations.
Wish I knew how to spoiler here.
I have a folder on my current ebf and think obsessively about him constantly.
He sounds like a lucky guy. He better talk to you soon since you love him so much.
tfw no bf has gone. what now? has my brain broke and im schizoid now?
I think I may have scared him off, honestly. I sperged out. I always sperg out and ruin good things I couldn't just let things be and let him have space
*looks up in archives*
Are you the degenerate with the abortion fetish
Hold up I haven't used that name here much.
No, I mean... I really wish I was aborted but no I don't fetishize such things. Why do you ask?
TWENTY FIRST CENTURY SCHIZOID MAAAAAN
Be careful what you wish for, because you might very well get it
tfw no mutilated femboys hanging in my closet
You mean death coming soon?
Sure hope so desu
mfw someone drops king crimson lyrics
Drew closer every second you spent writing that, yes
why do boys get so bitchy when they fast?
You better not be playing games, user.
you will never ever be happy. bf or no bf.
semi right everything is fine until BPD kicks in and i am bored of my bf
i would think anyone who's starving will become bitchy and irritable
That's when you move on to your next victi- I mean "bf" that you already have lined up and scouted out
it was his fucking fault, he decided to start writing with someone else besides me
his choices so dont blame me
I can't help it that my wizard powers are starting to manifest in the form of clairvoyance. Maybe if I work on it hard enough I could even do prophecy.
I bet if you were straight you would've been part of that Ashley Madison leak.
writing with someone like flirting with them or just talking to them like a friend?
pretty much friendless before me and his first friend send my jealousy into orbit
d-does my beard l-look ok?
You sound like a bitchy subby bottom.
have a ridiculously higher rate of STD's
more likely to be depressed
over 50% chance to be a straight up pedophile
every fucking time
It looks like it belongs on //boards.Jow Forums.org/soc/
I carry him around and tuck him into bed and give him forehead kisses and rub his belly
he's so spoiled
Use those powers wisely!
Err probably not, a leak of something else then sure.
to eventually find the guy to carry you away
I wish but I suppressed it a long time ago thanks to my physical appearance and aggression
in relationship with a cute boy he doesn't want anyone else but me keep getting the urge to fuck some other slutty boys I can't talk to him about it because it'll make him depressed
Lose weight, stop eating so much.
That sucks user. Do you still even talk to him or did you just completely ghost him?
I went from 90kg to like 70kg and people are worried lol
He gave me up after I kept getting high, calling him and asking for nudes
I regret deleting that video where he came on my tomoko daki while i was asleep reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Yeah, I was grasping at straws by that point. I hope you enjoyed being the subject of a parlor trick that could only be pulled off by the sort of autistic fuck who constantly uses intellect to compensate for crippling social anxiety in the most maladaptive way possible.
Lose some more, the sweet spot for you should be 60-62kg
I still got a beard, too much hair and aggression to be sub
also my skin color JUST
Things were better when gays stayed in the closet and when they just wanted to fuck other guys instead of this tranny nonsense. Gays were probably happier too because living a heterosexual life is far more fulfilling.
This whole thinley veiled gay hookup thread belongs on //boards.4channel.org/lgbt/ or //boards.Jow Forums.org/soc/
Wax and shave, you can become a power bottom.
This whole thinley veiled gay hookup thread belongs on
I'm sorry user but gay's can actually find bfs irl because we don't have to hide our ugliness behind anime avatars
It only becomes a hookup thread when the cumbrains start defiling it with their filth.
welp the only reason why we were born was to keep the species alive and pass our genes on at one point later.
So ofcourse gays get depressed since they cant fulfill the meaning of life
I am lazy cunt, too much work and there is stuff you cant fix that easy or without money ayy
just gib me a regular bf
Guys what do you call a sub that teases you to make you horny and jumps on top of you and stuff but otherwise isn't dominant at all
I want my future bf to do that
A dominant femboy bottom boyfriend sounds delicious.
This is a gay thread. The defining feature of being gay is wanting to fuck other men. What else could it become?
wanting to fuck other men
not him but its romantic interest in guys as a guy
why is there a 3dpd in the op? and why isnt it at least a femboy with face hidden?
we're called brats
Damn, r9gay is full of cumbrains today
tfw miss my bf :(
gn frens, someday I will be cuddling with one of you but for now just with my pillow
guess who's going to jack off and play some quake
no breakfast in bed bf
whipped cream's on today's menu ;)
play some quake
Meow plays quake live sometimes
sorry i dont like meow
what are you going to do, cry in a unique way?
Ill brap on ya
i'll slap your ass, brapboy
tfw no bf that likes to play tf2
you shouldn't have to get out of bed for that
that's why it's called breakfast in bead
The defining feature of being gay is wanting to fuck other men
Speak for yourself only, thank you.
What, what else could it be?
need the dick
tfw no bf to belittle me for dropping my sausage butt on the floor
ill pound your butt with my sausage dummy
where is my qt northeast bf
how did you meet him
wake up from a nap
tfw no bf hits harder than usually
i will cosplay claude for you user
whts your deets
the "white" part of europe, so probably nowhere near
yea in burgerland est ;-;
you'll find your blyeth one day
Tfw not cuddling with my bf right now
aaaaaa help it's been exactly 15 hours since I last hugged my bf and i need him back now
Wish I could get a boyfriend but it seems like a big dream. Every guy I met seems to want some giant guy who will toss them around like a fuckdoll and that's about it.
Was getting a boyfriend part of your plan?
Hello! I'm a bit tall but I'd never toss boys around, I'd prefer cuddling and kissing and discussing philosophy.
want a bf that's bigger and stronger than me
weigh 55kg so 99% of men fit this criteria
still ugly and retarded so it doesn't matter anyway
I'd be chucking manlets like footballs.
I want someone I can live and share my life with. So yes but it's not possible since I am just not desirable.
Are weeb conventions a good place to find a qt bf?
same for you user
Im getting braces soon. Will this fuck me up?
Will this fuck me up?
Yes it will make your teeth straight and look better.
But will people not like it? i don't like the look of them so I assume other people feel the same way but I don't know
But will people not like it?
If they're not liking that your teeth will be fixed then they're not worth your time.
Is it possible to suck cock while wearing braces?
tfw no cute gentle croat bf
No one cares about braces if you're not 9. Just work hard on your diction so you don't sound stupid.
I don't want a bf
I just want attention
slightly misaligned teeth are cuter than straight teeth
tfw more than slightly misaligned teeth
having the confidence to smile >>>>>>>> quaint looking teeth
t. used to need braces but still not very good at smiling
tfw no bf who never stops gaslighting me
i just wanna spend this beautiful autumn with a qt
why does everyone in this general act as if being cute is difficult or rare
you'd pussy out after a week
Because for them being cute means looking like a anime boy
being prone to gaslighting in the first place
let me cope in peace
Because it is, duh.
trying to be normal gay
thoughts about daddy issues come back
contemplate going on soc trying to find someone
Why am I like this anons?!
your father hated you
No way user! I'm glad you answered my question.
How do I stop being like this?
grow a pear
He'd need a garden for that.
Do cute boys like tan twinks? Walking to and from uni is enough to keep me tan becase im in the south and I absolutely despise it
Only if you have tanlines
I do. Theyre not terribly apparent but theyre there
tfw no carnival bf
tfw no r9gay but for actual losers and robots
I hope my bf will never shave his armpits!
Do you think that your preference has manifested itself from a negative influence? Perhaps if that is the case then a therapist would be better suited, not r9k...
If it is just a preference that fine, there is nothing wrong with that. But so long as you understand that a relationship won't likely survive if your only intention with your prospective father figure boyfriend is to fulfill a sexual roll.
My dentist said I need them too, because apparently my jaw is too narrow and that will one day make my teeth grow misaligned. It's not because of looks but because of health reasons, but I'm still too scared to get them, I'll look hideous for like two years and I'll probably end up killing myself.
he thinks he's a twink
tee eff doubleu no bee eff
i think i'm skinnyfat but most people call me a twink
Why the fuck would anyone want to grow a beard, and end up looking like EVERY OTHER CUNT?
After about a week I'm like "nope" and have to shave.
Beards aren't a sign of masculinity anymore, they're a sign you're a hipster sheep that does whatever the majority does.
he thinks he'a cute
kniwt a seh skniht eh<
(-8 uoy rof shgual on os ,os kniht t'nod i
ylimaf sih dellik tioneB sirhC
wonk i ahah
tfw no front talking bf
i've just shaved my pits and they're scratchy >~<
let me lick your pits
i'm not a slut, only my bf will get to lick them
you type like a slut, just let me lick em already
dumb slutchaser, knowing how they type
come and get them :^)
where is my bf
i want someone to spoon
how do I control my slutty urges and save myself for future bf? I have a strong urge to download Grindr and suck some stranger's cock and maybe get fucked
get a bf as soon as possible
whats your location
i will be your bf
implying a slut like you wouldn't just give me your pits
i'm gonna lick those pits and you're gonna like it
any jermaheads in rn?
upstate ny origano
What a surprise.
just be careful, i'm ticklish
>tfw no armpit fetish bf
That's like 3 and a half hours from me
probably longer if bus is used
upstate NY is huge user, I'm south of buffalo, where are you?
anyone want to play duo or 4 player PUBG mobile?
lets play by sneaking our way to the end of the game/stalking other players without them knowing
I'm not really slut I was just slutposting to wake up the thread
Anybody have some experience with bbc?
tfw no bf pits to tickle with my tongue
thanks for the feel
tfw no smol brother bf that I can protect
That's an adorable boy user. Thank you for this boy.
no problem homo
tfw no big brother bf to take me to the gym
J U P
P U J
cuddles or polite polly? answer carefully
"mood" as the youth likes to call it
is it possible to learn such mood?
just don't have a bf
I just want a bf to let me smell his balls
I don't have to touch them just let me look and smell. Unwashed preferred
i just want to rim a cute boy and lick his haemorrhoids
oh damn thats 5 hours
north jersey, i guess i dont mind, im pretty bfless
tfw no big brother bf to take me to the gym
tfw no little brother bf to take to the gym
tfw no twin brother bf
was listening to this song not too long after getting dumped
oh ok, would you want to talk on discord or something else still though
i have never had a bf user and i dont experience that mood often
I'm going to a theatre play from the independent company from my city tonight, what are my odds of finding a bf there?
Here's my contribution.
Yikes music taste.
you better make me breakfast afterwards user
good taste origfriend
you better make me breakfast afterwards user
Or what, nerd?
tfw no notices you're on /r9gay/ and forces you to become his bf through blackmail bf
im so excited for the dunk
somebody play pubg mobile with meeee
sorry i only play good games
that was the best stream and now im sad its over
yeah it was great, glad it was actually in GMT time for once
i want to go to dreamlands
I seem to always miss it too for various reasons even though I'm east coast
tfw no bf to watch jerma vods with
how goes the bf search today robots
i'll pout and delete your game saves by accident later in the week
another day sleeping alone
it would absolutely suck if some cutie broke into my house and snuck into my bed and i woke up next to him don't do it
160 lbs (72.5 kg)
Loose some weight, then become a short top's fuck toy. You'd be a manlet's dream.
tfw no bf who ghosts me out of nowhere for years that i can say "i thought you were dead" to after he comes back
You better not do that or you'll be sorry.
Kanata no Astra was absolute garbage.
I've been ghosted a lot of times but the one that standed out the most was when I met a guy from those steamfriends threads here iirc and he pretended to get murdered at his job to ghost me.
I'm young, I'm strong, and I am not that unlikable.
No one talks to me, and I slept all day again.
Why are people such pieces of shit? I'm attractive, I shouldn't need strong social skills. It doesn't matter robots. It doesn't matter how you look.
You have to have an alpha brain, or you'll be a cuck/used/alone.
I just want a guy to like me and hold me. I'm tired of being alone. Every time I even try to socialize people look down on me.
You know what, they are fucking losers too. The people put their have shit humor, shit standards, and are shit people. A lot of them are borderline mentally retarded, even more so than your average autist.
One day I'm going to date one of you. Your the only people that talk to me. You guys have really beautiful things to say and sometimes going in r9gay is the highlight of my day. You guys deserve to be with someone. We deserve to be together.
looks don't matter
btw I'm handsome
Yeah, fuck you buddy.
how in the hell do people cope with aging?
Everyday that passes you get less and less cute.
At some point you will cross the threshold and no longer be a carefree coveted zoomer.
The end is nigh. Gay death is real. Embrace it or be consumed by it.
what are you gonna do to me then, huh? i better get my bacon and egg sandwich pronto
They don't. They never did. Looks does not get you a social life and a bf. You merely have to be socially competent.
Typical normalfag platitudes. Of course you don't know looks matter when people don't treat you like shit the instant they see you. Faggot.
You don't want to know what I'll do to you if you even touch my stuff.
They do treat me like shit though. What the fuck. You are basically telling me I have white privilege. It does not exist. People hate you and me because of our personality. You literally can not socialize when the people around you are so different, you cant form relationships. If the nigger down the street can woo some Aryan slut, then why would looks matter? No. It is your mentality.
People treat attractive people better and unattractive people worse by default. This is not up to discussion, that's a fact.
Well, it degrades within a minute of talking to someone. I guess I am a fuckup x10. I blame others for their retarded norms.
what about your hoodies and such
If you wear one then you better be ready for what I'll do to you.
what will that originally be?
Wear one and find out.
tried breakimg up with my crazy internet bf but now hes saying hes going to kill himself if i do and sending me cut pics and saying hes going to come down to me anyway and "kidnap" me
never go for the crazies
Go blog about it on /soc/ you tremendous normalnigger.
:( im not a normal or a nigger
What are you guys fapping to this Saturday?
anything r9gay recommends
Lewd erps I did in the past. What about you?
I relate to this feel, but don't like being ostracized for it.
Sometimes I just want to go away, vanish from everything I know.
earlier this day i had fapped to some doujin, i don't remember which and just now i've came to some Jow Forums erp i dug up like i do from time to time
Tfw no lookalike bf to partake in my lewd twin fantasies.
give me a clone of myself already
tfw no bf to criticize everything I do
hes trying to friend me again
FYI guys, #1888 is a pedophile
tfw no brit or colony bf correct my inferior american spelling
Haha holy shit I want to die. I wish this on no man.
im very sorry for your loss user
don't worry about marcel, you probably didnt do anything wrong he just ghosts people and then sells sob stories to other anons about he is poor widdle babby boy who always gets ghosted ;w;
why is it that you want to die
Because he is a melodramatic zoomer, that's why.
me too user
Too many emotions, everything pains me beyond comprehension. My loyalty betrays me.
i have that problem too though i think
no you dont user
youll think its weird and creep and the person doin it is to high maintenance if you ever do end up talkin with them
i do this to old friends sometimes?
you musnt worry
Is it search only or archiving as well?
just message him user
whats the worst that could happen?
i used to archive almost everything but i dont have my pc atm
You scare them away and they never want to speak to you again.
Bored? why not check this extremely hot active server, for the best lewds of feemales and traps!
I dislike newspeak very much.
cuties arent rare but theyre always either taken or too aloof to approach unless youre gaychad
That is not too bad. I used to have so many folders, so many old crushes and obsessions. The worst is the cross site research.
Imagine wanting anything resembling a female.
I mean, fuck it, not like he is going to talk to me again or things will ever be the same again anyways. I'll just go back to being lonely.
I was getting upset at months old posts of him talking to random people on /b/
His tripcode doesn't show up but I still very much recognize him just based on posting style alone.
I'm outta my mind.
Never having experienced love truly is a bliss. The taste of it never leaves your tongue.
infatuated with a tripfag
Why are you even on this website
can I be in r9gay if I'm bi?
I like both equally, if that's any consolation.
as a cutie I only want to be approached by gaychads
thats most of us anyways
The bis are why this place is rampant with sluttery and attention whoring.
He only does so in the gfur threads, leave me alone I like him.
Whoa, thanks for the recommendation. I know how I'll be spending my night.
don't mind the seething incels who rage at everyone
although you won't like staying in this general
aw man. back to lurking I guess
Oh wow he is a furry too. Quite the catch, user.
I wish I was an incel, things would be so damn easier. I am just howling
You can't if you're a normalcunt.
implying half the fags in this thread aren't furfags
I mean so am I so that's a bonus.
Keep shit talking and I'll fight you
Yeah another main reason why this place is so infested with whores.
my bf gives me so little attention I'm gonna drop him
tfw no furry hating bf
What is your spirit animal? I bet it's a hen.
I'm a furfag and I've never been with a guy before. I've crushed on guys but thats it.
reminder to get the fuck //boards.4channel.org/out/ if you are a
or any other CUMBRAIN
r9gay is ONLY for robot men seeking long term monogomous relationships that lead to marriage
Oh wow, an exception, I guess I was totally wrong about furfags being deranged, lust driven cumbrains. Thank you, user, for correcting me.
tfw finally got a car so I can drive to hookups
Fox, for the record just because I'm a furfag doesn't mean I fuck everything that moves, I'm 23 and still a virgin, just so happen to be a furfag.
as a cutie i only want to be approached by other cuties
Eraser and late bloomer are the best choices imho
based and cutepilled
i hope the true gaybots get ta cute bf and marry togther
The man who thinks he is a fox inside a human bosy is a perfectly reasonable and sound individual, capable of making good decisions. Understood.
thats fair but it does explain why r9g acts like cuties are rare
a big chunk of r9g is not cuties and cannot approach them
tfw no fit handsome bf
only a normie could ever uphold a relatonship for longer than a week though user
maybe //boards.Jow Forums.org/soc/ is for you
Oh hello, you rang user?
people have said I'm cute at least, not really my place to judge myself on that though
you are cute user! own it! i'll still validate you on your cuteness anyway tho
where you from, cuteanon?
tfw got a bahroo sub in the sub gifting madness today
Ohio. It kinda sucks here, but it could be worse I guess.
Tfw no bf to take on walks and hold in the autumn
oh I know a cute twink that goes to OSU, but he's only into muscular masc dudes. I'm pretty far away, live in the south east sadly
anyone here want a bf?
i live in manchester and i want a bf
anybody want to go on a date or something?
tfw no bf who never farts or poops or peeps or does anything gross
What a shame. I'm just a dumb meet anyway.
Hard to keep my hopes up here
I mean used to be those Ohioposters that id see every now and then posting the pic of ohio with the anime face so theres gotta be SOME hope
Tfw it's hard to find qts in the post grad life
which of you qts will make me yummy meals?
Here's your food, user~ I made it with love<3
ty user is it a skyscraper?
tfw no furry-hating bf except werewolves because those are hot
tfw no tomoko like bf
I need someone like that rn
Tfw no haida bf
Didn't you just get out of a relationship
Im not one of the """popluar""" tomoposters
Big fan of that doujin
Teleports behind h
My friend made this earlier in picrew and is saying that it's supposed to be him yawning, but me and another of his friends are saying it looks like he's getting buttfucked, but hes very adamant that it's a yawn. What does /r9gay/ think?
I'm lazy, smelly and have messy, long hair
He's just yawning you big pervert
i think i want to kiss him
I wish we'd met before.
why dead on saturday
All the normies are out clubbing
because i don't have anything to say
Sorry, was watching Boiler Room. Decent movie but pretty lackluster. I was expecting something on the level of The Game, in terms of grandeur
because it's 5:30 am
I want a bf who wears big sweaters that are too big for him
normalfags aren't around, thats why, quick its the perfect time to find your own robot bf
Right now I'm holding you hand.
We are at a cafe or something. I don't know maybe it's something as simple as Denny's.
You order your favorite thing on the menu. I order mine.
We talk over our meals about our days. Our days are usually shit, but we can talk about it with each other.
You mention something that makes you cry. You're tired of everything and it all sucks.
I get up and move to your side of the booth.
I hug you and caress your hair.
I tell you that it is fine, and that you could cry into my chest for as long as you'd like.
We stay there for an hour cuddling in our booth.
I pay for our food and we head to the car.
We take a long drive back to my house.
We walk in, and you're still a little sad.
I pick you up and take you to my bed.
I tuck you in and I get under the covers with you.
We talk more about what bothered you, but now you're more calm.
I tell you everything is going to be okay, and that things are changing.
"Now we have each other"
You put your head on my chest and you drift off in thought.
You are slowly falling asleep, listening to my heart beat.
We fall asleep.
It's all wholesome and amazing.
Then I wake up.
I am here in my kitchen. There are drugs on the table.
I am actually crazy. And this is a delusion of my head.
None of it was real and we are just fantasizing.
This world is very dark and cold.
I will be another monster if I have to.
I don't care about being consistent anymore.
I have become a full hedonists.
I love you Isaiah. Even though the thought of you is only a character in my head.
I want to do more of the stuff that's on my table.
I'll feel good soon.
Everything will be so good soon.
Is there any easy way to tell whether someone is a fujo or a real boi?
ask them to show dick
That's not what I meant. How do I tell fujos from actual baby trans dudes?
...ask them to show dick?
Would you fuck your clone?
We would do a lot more than just fuck
I've found some of my doppelgangers but I failed to make contact.
no, because I'm ugly
probably would punch it in face because of his personality
no, his dick is too weird
I wish I had a bf to bully and tease
Yes, it would benefit the both of us
I am so done. Out with my straight friends and had the fucking conversation about not really wanting to pick up women and my drunk friend kept pressuring me and I am feeling really bad rn. I am bi, and they know it, but I have said several times that I am only concerned with intimate relationships and not casual hookups. Wish that was enough to get people to stop hassling you. Honestly pretty shook rn and wish I had someone to vent to. So venting here. Sorry for blog posting.
have you tried not being a bislut normalfag
I have not tried that yet. But maybe I should. I could devote myself to being a good boihusband to some autist
tfw no fit bf who is bigger than me who's oversized clothes I can wear
In my defense, these are friends that I love and have known since before middle school. We never get to see each other and this weekend we met up for some catching up.
tfw no oversized bf hoodie to wear during the autumn months
how come im bipoler yet had never had trouble getting bfs while other anons struggle so much and without this disadvantage?
You're cute and you manage your disorder fairly well. It's how I got my bf despite being a hopeless alcoholic. If it doesn't adversely affect your life or relationships too much and you're a good match otherwise it's something that can be overlooked.
tfw no one wants a avpd social phobia retard
no you dont user
no I dont what?
hypomania can be charming
you're probably hot
other unknown variables
how's that going?
can't establish intimacy in one night
life's too short not to go hard and fast
tfw no bf to go hard and fast on
how's that going?
Well I probably have another 10 or 15 years at least before the drink kills me. I'm a free man with the income to buy my drinks so I don't have to steal them any more. Outside of drinking my diet isn't terrible. Who knows, with my boyfriend's support maybe I'll kick it.
His untreated bipolar and my alcoholism are probably each of our respective roadblocks that could potentially block a marriage though. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
not going soft and slow on your bf
tfw no smegma cock bf
why do you want a smegma cock bf user?
that may or may not be me
tfw no cutie kiwi bf to do lewd things with
I want a bf to hug and fug. Or fug and hug, either order is fine
tfw this used to be all you wanted but somewhere along the way you lost your emotional integrity and now all you want is a bf to smash and maybe cuddle to sleep with to satisfy some kind of primal urge for mutual nighttime protection
Hug and fug at the same time
So I can clean him of course.
Not with my mouth though because that'd be weird right? Haha can you imagine.
I totally dont wanna lick it or anything
Big sad feels. I want to meet a boy and be wholesome with him. Maybe dress up in cute clothes with him
haha that sounds pretty weird user, I definitely wouldn't want you to lick my smegma cock while I lick yours.
I'd hate that
tfw out of clean underwear so have to wear my hollisters but theyre too snug on my pp and butt
have a nice dream
Haha yeah pretty gross imagining what that smegma tastes like and coating my tongue in it.
But good thing I have no such desires haha
yeah me neither haha
I'd hate it if you gave me your discord haha
I'm nuking my youtube reccs with a tons of pawn stars videos.
Ah, user, quality bf here but I'm gonna need to get my guy in here who is an expert on bf's.
So what's your best offer on a bf?
Yeah you know man this bf is gonna end up sitting on the shelf for a while and I'm gonna have to auction it and stuff, I think the best I'm gonna be able to do here is cuddling, cute neck and cheek kisses and some lewd groping, maybe reading him some of my favorite books in bed too and playing video games with him. Best I can do man, we can go to the register right now and get this done.
Haha already posted it itt, post yours instead so I can message you about smegma since youd hate that
I'd hate it if you messaged me
Are you trying to bf me right now user?
I'm gonna have to call in a friend to tell me about this.
Adorable nigga hours
going back to sleep then
just got fucked in the ass ama
Are you in a loving monogamous relationship?
You're crazy if you disagree with the facts that bugs run rampant in the community, user
i'd talk to you but you changed your name already