You travel back in time to when you are 10 years old

Jose Roberts
Jose Roberts

You travel back in time to when you are 10 years old. You can only say one thing to your 10 year old self.

What do you say?

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Josiah Jenkins
Josiah Jenkins

invest it bitcoin and then when it hits $1,000

Leo Wood
Leo Wood

Put that 20k in your bank account in 2011 into bitcoin and sell it off in 2017.

Josiah Ramirez
Josiah Ramirez

Get a job asap in highschool and invest in Bitcoin.

Jonathan Bailey
Jonathan Bailey

Invest in apple as soon as possible.

Eli Watson
Eli Watson

Just fucking die when you become 16. Nothing gets better

Jacob Sanders
Jacob Sanders

why not tell him to mine it when doable with a gpu?

rememeber the 8,000 btc pizza?

Logan Harris
Logan Harris

Join football. Learn to like it. Your life will be much better.

Cameron Smith
Cameron Smith

Don't date your fugly crazy gf and get you arrested because you left her

Luke Barnes
Luke Barnes

"She doesn't like you and she never will"

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Christian Davis
Christian Davis

Because my past self will be way too retarded to comprehend what that means and how to do it. Better to just keep it simple.

Nathan Ramirez
Nathan Ramirez

well then he's probably too retarded to invest in it since it wasn't easy in '12 either, probably more difficult than mining

Ethan Reyes
Ethan Reyes

Finish high school you dumb cunt

Ryder Diaz
Ryder Diaz

Because I was broke as shit until 2011

Samuel James
Samuel James

Hence why Im the guy that told myself just to invest in apple early. Lol
And join football. Maybe I wouldent be less of a man that way...

Carson Edwards
Carson Edwards

Get a job straight after highschool, and don't become neet for 6+years.

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Luke Thompson
Luke Thompson

"You have to kill yourself dude it doesn't get better, mom is going to keep ruining your life if you don't get away from her but unfortunately you won't have anywhere to go for at least 7 years"

Wyatt Parker
Wyatt Parker

u didn't have 200$ for a gpu?
then why are u replying to the BTC comment chain

Jason Myers
Jason Myers

Shit, better yet, invest in uber way early. Im talking as soon as they hit the market early.

Josiah Miller
Josiah Miller

Give up.
Get into bitcoin asap.
I don't know, it's not like a 10yr old would listen anyways.

Colton Morgan
Colton Morgan

Tell your dad to accept the Chipotle deal and move to Florida
Stop it with the crushes; they don't care about you
You're moving back to the US in 8th grade

or

make sure to learn to make friends in preparation for boarding school next year, pal.

Jordan Rogers
Jordan Rogers

literally my only problem is money so yes BTC all the way
Also get a meme degree like marketing or economics for comfy job to pass the time

Alexander Hernandez
Alexander Hernandez

Grindr and fu I traps

Dylan Sanders
Dylan Sanders

Make some friends in school
You're fucked when you get past 18 and everyone has already made their social circles and you are destined to be an outcast

Caleb Morris
Caleb Morris

"Don't worry about consequences and punch these assholes."

Logan Perry
Logan Perry

what if your older self already came back but you didn't listen
your life still sucks
the cycle continues...

Nathaniel Moore
Nathaniel Moore

what if your older self coming back is THE REASON your life sucks to begin with?
mfw causal loop

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Cooper Moore
Cooper Moore

Slap him call him a faggot.

Jose Gonzalez
Jose Gonzalez

him
can you describe whom "him" is, user?
Remember we're all friends here.

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Joseph Parker
Joseph Parker

i meant that i'd slap my past self for being a faggot

Easton James
Easton James

die now it doesnt get better

Christopher Sullivan
Christopher Sullivan

Have sex.
Hit the weights.
Take a shower.
Get a clue.
Thats all i would need to say to that idiot

Isaac Smith
Isaac Smith

you have autism, so just stop trying already

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Liam Robinson
Liam Robinson

i meant that i'd slap my past self for being a faggot
I see user, but why not try a more.. constructive approach instead?
Why not try to help him be better?

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Jacob Kelly
Jacob Kelly

Don't get the arse jag

Liam Cooper
Liam Cooper

I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM KIIIDD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGMMMMM COOOOMMMINGGG

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Nicholas Adams
Nicholas Adams

You'll meet someone in your sophomore year of hs. She likes you. Don't pussy out, m8
Also hand him a note that says
invest in Bitcoin when you're in college
go into IT when you're in college. Don't let those fucktards steer you to a meme degree
if you're going to tinker with shit, eoka pistol, nail gun powder, and toy caps. You're welcome, you cheeky fuck

Anthony Peterson
Anthony Peterson

Also hand him a note
notes are not allowed

Daniel Kelly
Daniel Kelly

Oh, okay. I'll just tell him the last option then.

Bentley Carter
Bentley Carter

invest on bitcoin or twitter.

Alexander Wilson
Alexander Wilson

if they were, everybody would just leave a notebook with detailed instructions on what to do exactly at any given time, don't u think?

Aiden Young
Aiden Young

That's what makes it more fun. Fuck up the continuum of time, and we all get a happy ending.

Evan Clark
Evan Clark

Cultivate discipline through motivation. Begin a workout regimen

Evan Anderson
Evan Anderson

I don't say a damn thing, cause even as a kid i understood it was over for me and nothing i say will change that.

Leo Martin
Leo Martin

Save yourself some grief and kill yourself now, it doesn't get better, that is bullshit like everything else in this world of bullshit

Benjamin Foster
Benjamin Foster

I say nothing and start violently beating his/my face until he/I scream for my/his parents. I wonder if they'd recognize me as an older version.

Jack Bennett
Jack Bennett

"Remember the gray cat"

I don't know what it means, but my older self told me that when I was ten, and I feel like I have to say it for continuity sake

Samuel Kelly
Samuel Kelly

I say "Stop struggling" as I hold his head in the toilet until he drowns.

Hopefully creating this paradox breaks spacetime and destroys the universe so ALL y'all motherfuckers die. And all aliens, too.

Jaxson Edwards
Jaxson Edwards

"Remember the gray cat"

I remember the gray cat, bro.

I MISS YOU FLUFFY

Asher Fisher
Asher Fisher

Does this girl have nudes? I don't want the nudes, I'm just curious

Justin Reyes
Justin Reyes

I'll kill my past self so my current self can fade out of existence.

Xavier Ramirez
Xavier Ramirez

I don't know what it means, but my older self told me that when I was ten, and I feel like I have to say it for continuity sake
based and redplied user

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Nolan Anderson
Nolan Anderson

take moms gun and kill yourself

Easton Lee
Easton Lee

live in a country where people under 12 can't be held criminally responsible for crimes
kill my parents in a brutal arson

Luke Moore
Luke Moore

Stop being such a pussy stop crying and go to school you fucking retard

Julian Jackson
Julian Jackson

Mine bitcoin with every trash laptop, PC, and device you have access to then sell it slowly, saving half for 20,000. Enjoy your billions kid.

Blake Rodriguez
Blake Rodriguez

I'd shoot him in the head and avoid all the trouble, bring along a paradox machine to make sure the timeline doesn't reset

Ian Young
Ian Young

zoomers who were 10 years old when bitcoin was a thing
I would tell 10 year old me to invest in Apple.

Ian Long
Ian Long

Lame. I want to warp back as myself to around grade 8. i dont care about reliving my youth, but it would be worth it to get rich. 10 years of hard work and easily have a 100 million

Mason Mitchell
Mason Mitchell

Respect your elders because they know a lot.

Aaron Young
Aaron Young

But, i have a whole long thing in my head i role play about what i would do if i could warp back as myself the summer pre 8th grade. I'd take about a day or 2 to catch my bearings, cause id be out of wack as fuck trying to adjust to that decade. Get a fancy, although not too fancy, note book. Write up my plans to make 100 million in 10 years, although has to be written in gibberish code , maybe as poems, if someone reads it it will sound like harmless nonsense. Demand a $50 a month allowance from close relatives; i never asked for any as a kid cause i never really spent money, but i need it need it. Make up some BS its for a college fund. Get a paper route, and maybe some odd jobs. Hopefully i can clear about $500 a month. Borrow the lawnmower from the relative who was old and senile, use it to mow lawns for hire for additional money. In a year or so aim for about 10 grand. Have one of my parents place a few sports bets for me,; hey im a weird crazy kid, but ehh what the hell why not. Woah you just made 300 Grand! what you gonna do with it?! That's my business dickheads, im gonna go to Harvard, now mind your own business. Have a full list of the key stocks to invest in. And, start taking classes to learn IT shit for the Bitcoin thing. Play it cool lay low, working part or full time in a low stress job, buy up key stocks, go to school part time, officially planning to be an IT tech, but just to learn enough so i can mine a billion worth of crypto. I'm sitting on 100 million in tech stocks, and a billion in crypto shit, retire,

Dominic Foster
Dominic Foster

Stick with martial arts

Luis Morris
Luis Morris

Stop playing Metal Slug all day you neurotic piece of shit

Alexander Edwards
Alexander Edwards

Leave the country as soon as possible

Ryder Gonzalez
Ryder Gonzalez

"Take these pills and don't tell your parents. You'll start growing boobs but it's for the best. If you don't, you'll fall into endless misery and eventually kill yourself. Also he's not "just a really good friend", you like guys lmao."

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Isaiah Richardson
Isaiah Richardson

Do drugs but not as many as i did so dont do that much but do them do them and become God

Michael Howard
Michael Howard

IT is a meme degree you retard

Austin Thompson
Austin Thompson

Don't fucking say it user. Fuck reality

tl;dr

Logan Barnes
Logan Barnes

make good friends.
drop the fake friends who don't add anything to your life

James Russell
James Russell

one of the following
clean yourself up and give a shit about how others percieve you
stop being an autist
tell dad to invest in bitcoin
learn to drive as soon as possible
I love you, me