What do you do about being followed?

what do you do about being followed?

I feel like the police won't help because they never take things like this seriously, but there is a blue van that is constantly parked outside everywhere I go

Last night I had a drink at the pub and the thing was parked right outside, I walk home and see it on the way back and when I get home it was there again. I never see anyone in it and on the two occasions I walked up to it I saw nothing in there. Once when I was at the hospital I could see it from my room but it was facing away from me. It drove of. The van isn't registered when I look it up on various apps/databases. it has no decals, nothing. It looks like it is being rented, it has literally no information that I can see through the window, no letters, no tax discs, nothing

I went to a town that is 13 miles from my house and there it was, yet again. I feel like something weird is going on, what do I do?

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Go to the police anyway lad

I never get followed around, nobody give a fuck about me lmao

Get the id of that van

could you see into the back?

I feel like it is because I upset the gypsies because I helped my friend take the wheels/ignitions of his farm equipment after they ransacked a neighbours farm. I can't tell the police this information because if I mention the word "gypsies" they'll fucking run a mile before doing a fucking thing about it because policing white gypsies is racist

Nah it is a solid back

Take the id of that van anyway, it could be useful if you get the chance

Ask the driver for his stalking license.

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did you ever click that shit?
are you porning without a licence?
you might be about to get in trouble

I've given the reg number to the 101 (our non-emergency hotline) and they basically said "sound m8" and that was that so now I have to wait to get raped/murdered

I also think maybe it isn't gypos because gypos aren't really known for subtlety. following me around for weeks seems dumb when they could just beat the fuck out of me whenever they see me so idk. All I know is I'm being followed and I can do fuck all about it

Gypos are the only people I've "crossed" though

I've never seen the driver or anyone enter the van. Also no one else has seen the van around so they can't tell me either

I don't think the porn loicense has come into effect yet friendo

Try to find out if there is shit coming out of the van or to the van. Get some radio and try to see if they have wifi.

Get a sticker and slap it on as you pass, this will confirm same van if you see it later.

it has the same reg

>flag
>being followed by mystery van

Sounds like gov to me, renting a vehicle to keep subtle. Cops won't help against their own boys. Keep real low key, don't mention that your TV Loicence has expired.
Try to catch it on the move, like make it very obvious you are going somewhere, then sneak to a position nearby where you have a good view of its likely parking spot. Keep an eye out for any repeating faces. Be aware they could change clothes or even change drivers of the vehicle to keep suspicion low.

Could be for using hurtful language online to gypsies mate.

why would the government have to hide being authoritarian dude? no one would question it if they arrested me, they could just show people my medical history and say "he went crazy and racist something something" and arrest me. No one would bat an eye. I don't think it is government I think it is a private individual/group following me

Oh, ok. I thought you said it had no identification so you only thought it was the same van.

it has a reg plate but when I run the reg through databases it doesn't show

but what if the blue van is your van?

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I don't think it is

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holy shit smart SMART 2hu poster, wow based and SMART

crazy schizo ape

perhaps you are the blue van himself with a proxy

officially diagnosed as not schizophrenic dude so stfu

Arent you that one fag that used to post on /jp/ a while back? Or did you steal his name. I havent been here in a while, but the name is familiar, but not important enough to remember.

I wouldn't put it past em, maybe they're fishing for a strong enough suspicion to move in on you.

Otherwise, I think a private individual/s is safer to deal with. If you're feeling hardcore, try leaving a dint in it or fuckin slashing the tyres. Not really reccomenddd but as long as nobody sees the only way they could condemn you Ian if they admit to stalking you.

Idk its a bit late I'm thinkin "out loud" here

It's an /jp/ insult for anons which like to post only about Yukari or maybe it's because I replaced my tripcode with a name. heh

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I don't know I feel like if I do that and then get caught and explain my story to the police they'll think I'm crazy

Did you forget to pay your tv license lad?

I don't need a TV license dude

post the reg

I follow them

its sm55 erg

yeeee thts either stolen so gyppos or you got a undercover fed van stalking you

gl hf

van guy here, ama

Are you gay lad?
Serious question

yeah

Fair enough.

Smeg?
Lol

Did he forget to pay his permit for his license to not be stalked by a licensing van?

ye. he also went to the shop the other day and bought pears without renewing his pear shopping license

oh shit yeah new legislation may 18

now that's just irresponsible

MI5 is your version of the FBI, isn't it? Do they do stuff like this?
My brother ran into the FBI once as they were staking out an apartment complex near us. They were hiding in some bushes and got mad he fell into their bushes.

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idk what our MI5 do but I think most of it is online-based, cyber terrorism and sheit. Also idk what I've done, I'm a law-abiding guy and I've proven time and time again that I am not crazy so they have no reason to be after me

FBI does a lot for drugs and shit MI5 is more terrorism and shit

>try to see if they have wifi
This is the most retarded thing Ive ever heard Hungaryfag

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isn't it possible to have mobile hotspots? Although I imagine if they were remotely sophisticated it would be hidden. Or they could just use mobile data, idk

hmm, yeah, doesn't sound like the gov then.
Is the rear of the van closed off with a wall behind the driver seat?

>check poster who's not Dr. Medic

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yep

THEY JUST DROVE PAST IN THE VAN WITHOUT A DRIVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA