>walk into a Mexican grocery store >everyone is talking animatedly to one another >delicious affordable meals and baked goods made in house >everything comes to a round dollar amount, just pay with cash >quality and plentiful produce and spices at low low prices
>walk into a white grocery store >no one dares to look at anyone else >mass produced slop made in a factory for sale >your total is $185.78, please insert your chip card, debit or credit, enter your pin, unexpected item in bagging area >quantity over quality, huge amounts of overpriced flavorless vegetables
This is a wh*toid fetishizing shitty chicano culture
Ayden Allen
>walk into a Mexican grocery store >guy who I spent a night jail with for getting into a fight on Halloween is a cashier >apologizes for punching my friend that time because he was drunk >invites me to a barbecue he's going to after his shift ends >buy a six pack of Modelos and drive over with him >get drunk and armwrestle his uncle or some shit, I had no idea who the guy was >have fun, still meet up with the guy every now and again to play KOF What a wild year 2017 was.
>tfw in jail for a dui (5 days because .15 BAC) >tfw cell bunk mate old mexican dude named sanchez >tfw watching sanchez shadow box like yeah don't piss this dude off >tfw had a ride out planned after 5 days but didn't realize it'd be 4 because of the one night spent in the drunk tank >tfw trying to call my ride with the bullshit paper they give you with numbers on it, shit just didn't work, i'm not retarded, jail is gay >tfw legit planning on just walking back to my apartment which was about 5 miles away >tfw sanchez was like here use my shit, just dial the number >tfw got to call my ride and get hardees for breakfast instead of a jail tray
thanks sanchez
Chase Lopez
lines are much longer in some cases
Carson Jenkins
>mass produced slop made in a factory for sale That factory is inspected routinely by the FDA, CDC, and FSIS To ensure the food is safe to eat and the factory is hygienic.
The stuff in that local bodega just came from "some hombre" who grew it "somewhere". Did the cooks wash their hands after they wiped their culos? You won't know. Did the pork get heated to over 145 degrees? Eh, take a chance. Parasites are fun.
Eating in the 3rd world is playing Russian roulette with dysentery and tapeworms in the chambers. I'd drink out of a public swimming pool in the US before I'd even wash my hair with Mexican tapwater.
>It's fucking annoying having to bag my own shit what a lazy bitch
Jason Stewart
>t.entitled white boi
Still relying on mommy and daddy's money, I bet?
Mason Thomas
Is this even a real question? A taco truck, all the way.
I'll take a taco truck over bland fast food any day.
Joshua Jenkins
The American midwest is literally post-soviet tier. You friend, live in the true shithole.
Wyatt Taylor
I really prefer the familiarity of working class Mexican places. I like being called "mijo" by older ladies and "amigo" by the men. I was in Mexico City for work and stayed at a really nice hotel, and all the staff called me "caballero," which ironically, made me feel less welcome.
Daniel Murphy
Bacteria are natural, your body knows how to deal with them.
Your body does not however know how to deal with all the crap they put in your food for whatever reason.
Also >he thinks those factories dont have mexicans working in them You are just getting a double whammy
Michael Lee
>Mexico is one of the fattest countries in the world why are you shittalking others and making fun of whites for eating lots of vegetables? >Saying it on contrast with america >mfw
>Bacteria are natural, your body knows how to deal with them. Well, yeah. Salmonella, E. coli, botulinum, and staphylococcus are all natural. They weren't created in a lab nor did they teleport here from another dimension.
Our bodies definitely know how to deal with them, mostly puking it out or spraying it out our asses. Or raising our body temperature high enough to kill the infection. Fun times.
I do know who works in food packing factories, that's no mystery and a different topic altogether.
Dominic Gomez
unironically based and true as hell. As a wh*te Texan i fucking love mexican grocery stores. You would think they would be total garbage but they are actually hidden gems. The bakery in them are always fantastic, way better than overpriced kroger shit. And the poor obese white trash shart-in-mart types never seem to go to them for some reason.
yeah, you're right, mexico is super great. go live there. bye.
Gavin Hall
Why do you have to be so hostile all the time?
Easton Morris
That explains a huge amount of Petersburg hipsters hooked on midwest emo or whatever I sometimes see.
Liam Mitchell
hostile? more like a stuck up fat asian bitch, I am not mexican btw. What is more sensitive than a woman's clit? an american white male - American woman
OP was just reminding white bastards how they used to be. Go just watch a video of two white dudes going to a grocery store back in the 80s, they put it on youtube, and compare it to the vibe now. Those dudes are 50 something and done it, and oh my god how times changed. OP got a point. Fucking clitboys, raise up.