Be American

>Be American
>Go outside
>Go about my day because America is quite a lovely place in actuality

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>be me
>go outside
>see a fucking aboriginal
day ruined we should have finished those fucking desert monkeys off for good

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HAHAHHAHAHAHA.

>Be American
>Go outside
hilarious

who're y'all quotin'?

my self

>be me
>saw a black person 2 weeks ago

alright thats it lads, pack it up its over, I wish I could at least say NZ had a good run but we were pretty mediocre the whole time

kek

i actually don't mind abos they're not generally bad

hamburger

Well, that failed.

Where do you live? Most Aboriginals I see are unwashed and look like chimps wearing people clothes.

I have met a few that are really good people though.

rural queensland, they never bother me they just sort of do their thing

go to the Northern Territory mate

its like another fucking planet

This, I lived in cali and it wasn't that bad

>be american
>go outside
>enjoy my day
>see some poor people walk down the street
>ignore them and don't get shot because I'm smart and choose to avoid those areas of town
Too bad so many Americans aren't that smart.

Ah I heard that place is basically hell on earth lole no need to go there

im pretty sure its legal to hit and kill abos with your car over there, just because of how many times they try to rob people on the road like a fucking bandit gang in an RPG

so I guess thats pretty cool

>be american
>go outsi-
If you said so, user...

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How's that arm?

>be American
>go outside
>get harassed by black teenagers for being white
>get mugged by black crackhead for being white
>get hit over the head with crowbar by black thug for being white
Fuck I need to move out of Chicago

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Heh. Nice one.

>be american
>walk dog down to the convenience store
>wave hello to my neighbors on the way there
>buy some ice cream and gallon of OJ for my family
>eat ice cream
>walk back home
>it starts raining a little but my cloths are sweaty anyway so it's not a big deal
>get home
>throw dog poopoo in trash can
>walk in house put OJ in fridge
>see hello to pop and sister
>go to my room
>get undressed
>start up computer
>post on Four Chins
It was a nice day.

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> Be in Oakland
> Go outside
> Black people everywhere
> Beg me for money
> Ignore them

he unironically lives in a society where he has to worry about unironically getting shot on a daily basis

>go to baseball game
>blacks out selling t shirts outside the stadium parking lot

he unironically is a fucking leaf

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*Gets a shit eating grin*

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