>Be American
>Go outside
>Go about my day because America is quite a lovely place in actuality
Be American
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>be me
>go outside
>see a fucking aboriginal
day ruined we should have finished those fucking desert monkeys off for good
HAHAHHAHAHAHA.
>Be American
>Go outside
hilarious
who're y'all quotin'?
my self
>be me
>saw a black person 2 weeks ago
alright thats it lads, pack it up its over, I wish I could at least say NZ had a good run but we were pretty mediocre the whole time
kek
i actually don't mind abos they're not generally bad
hamburger
Well, that failed.
Where do you live? Most Aboriginals I see are unwashed and look like chimps wearing people clothes.
I have met a few that are really good people though.
rural queensland, they never bother me they just sort of do their thing
go to the Northern Territory mate
its like another fucking planet
This, I lived in cali and it wasn't that bad
>be american
>go outside
>enjoy my day
>see some poor people walk down the street
>ignore them and don't get shot because I'm smart and choose to avoid those areas of town
Too bad so many Americans aren't that smart.
Ah I heard that place is basically hell on earth lole no need to go there
im pretty sure its legal to hit and kill abos with your car over there, just because of how many times they try to rob people on the road like a fucking bandit gang in an RPG
so I guess thats pretty cool
>be american
>go outsi-
If you said so, user...
How's that arm?
>be American
>go outside
>get harassed by black teenagers for being white
>get mugged by black crackhead for being white
>get hit over the head with crowbar by black thug for being white
Fuck I need to move out of Chicago
Heh. Nice one.
>be american
>walk dog down to the convenience store
>wave hello to my neighbors on the way there
>buy some ice cream and gallon of OJ for my family
>eat ice cream
>walk back home
>it starts raining a little but my cloths are sweaty anyway so it's not a big deal
>get home
>throw dog poopoo in trash can
>walk in house put OJ in fridge
>see hello to pop and sister
>go to my room
>get undressed
>start up computer
>post on Four Chins
It was a nice day.
> Be in Oakland
> Go outside
> Black people everywhere
> Beg me for money
> Ignore them
he unironically lives in a society where he has to worry about unironically getting shot on a daily basis
>go to baseball game
>blacks out selling t shirts outside the stadium parking lot
he unironically is a fucking leaf
*Gets a shit eating grin*