Maybe I should just murder my crushes gf

You're Heavy!
Go eat a salad you big bum

I'll study later. I'm having fun gambling worthless crypto.

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I weigh 58kg
I do like a nice salad they are very good
you should try one or several

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>I weigh 58kg
So do I, but you're still a giant fatty. And I had a salad earlier, actually. You should have one right now ;)

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oh no

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I remember you saying you were over a hundred kgs and bitching about fat thighs to kiwi
why do you think I call you fatty?
but nice turn around
I kind of like being called heavy
better than skelly

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Do it user you know you want to....

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>I remember you saying you were over a hundred kgs and bitching about fat thighs to kiwi
The fuck are you on about? You're thinking about someone else.

Oh yes. It's fun taking risks with money I don't care about.

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Holyfuck, this thread is so gay.

I am? it was back before your 'drop your pants' stage
if I am wrong then sorry about that, fellow skelly

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Yes, you are thinking of someone else. I've never said I'm 100kg, always 57 - 59kg. I've posted a tummy pic before as well. Check the archives.

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>I don't care about.
that's okay then
Only when you're here

Whoa it's been like a decade I didn't expect to see you posting

Yeah, I stuck around. I'm just not as active anymore. Who is this? Did we used to talk?

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dumb aussie tranny

archives are boring
well beyond my attention span

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is this the discord thread?

Yes but I'm not telling you who I am because it's fun

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It's alice

I'm going to take a shower now. If you want I can post a timestamped pic of tummy as proofs of skelly status. Then we can be skelly frens.

Button?

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I'm not him literally who

Nevermind.. alice.

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whats your height? i need to know if i'm gonna look similar at 58

Yo dumb ass undelete It's him it's you button bottom

A

5'8"
Shower time

Nice seeing you again my little Button

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D

E

Go to bed
Who's that

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inch perfect

no

Do it faggot

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fuckin ruined

no
What is?

this

Do it again

A

D

E

Happy now?

very.

K now go to bed

Reported

>Who's that
I swear to god you're playing mind games with me right now. It was you who I'd call 'Button' right?

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No I don't even know what you're talking about
Who's even Button or what's his face

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Damn, I was sure it was you but I guess not. It was another American who'd post a lot of cat pictures like you. Can't remember their name. You'd talk to them a lot.

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are you a cute yandere? if so plz passion murder me user.

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Haha cats cats are funny

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No this guy is gayer

australians are dumber than i thought

They aren't the same poster retard. I remembered.

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This is getting sad now

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What? They literally aren't the same poster. The other American would orbit alice. I remember he got really sad when alice disappeared for like 2 weeks. It's an entirely different user.

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You're the best I'm so glad you came back

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oh that might've actually been aya

but your thoughts are within a fat moronic American educated lump
so they are hardly a yardstick for anything

Are you a girl?

Your deduction skills suck

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I've actually been voted the most based poster on Jow Forums three times now.

Yes, aya! That's him! Hes been gone for a while now.

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>

You're just messing with me for the sake of it now shit post. I will spank you.

No

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>Hes been gone for a while now.
*sigh*

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Will you be my gf?

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>You're just messing with me for the sake of it now shit post.
Okay I'm done

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Maybe he's straight and there's nothing you can do about it

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I didn't vote for you

I'm a guy, Nigel.

Good, silly bummy bum shit post.

He's a cute bi kiwi, I speak to him all the time. He doesn't know I like him.

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Your so wrong I'm not even joking

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>I'm a guy
Why are you posting cartoon girls then u tricked me man. Ur a bad

I don't believe you. Aya and Alice are not the same person. I'm about to whip you.

I'm sorry fren.

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why are so many kiwis gay

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>Aya and Alice are not the same person
True but Alice is button

Nooooo I swear Aya is Button. What the fuck you're confusing me pls stop I'm too autistic for this.

The golden question. Too much fush n chups probably.

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>Aya is Button
Oh my god
Oh My God
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
THAT'S A BIG N O

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AYYYYYYYYAAAAAAA ISSSSSSSSSS BUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN

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Why don't you just tell him that you like him, it won't make him dump her but at least he'll know and if it ever gets sour he won't be looking for a new gf/bf since he already knows that you are an option.
just a thought, you might lose him to someone else in the meantime.

YOUR DEDUCTION SKILLS SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKK

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Whatever I'm going to bed
P.S YOU WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNG

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youtube.com/watch?v=DcHKOC64KnE
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youtube.com/watch?v=SoBMhx_ap_g

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unless its some kind of reverse 4D trolling

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE WROOOOONGGGGG

You're absolutely right. Okay, I'm just going to tell him. I share a lecture with him Wednesday afternoon so I'll tell him then. Hoping I don't stutter like an idiot and embarrass myself.

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Shit

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good luck with it, if you think it'd make things awkward i think i'd avoid it though

>I share a lecture with him Wednesday afternoon so I'll tell him then. Hoping I don't stutter like an idiot and embarrass myself.
this is so cute

Alright, good luck with that friend!

Also yeah, that is pretty cute.

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I think it's going to be a bit awkward no matter what. I just hope he reacts positively to my confession. If he doesn't, I'll jump off a bridge.

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>If he doesn't, I'll jump off a bridge
you could just commiserate with us on Jow Forums instead i'd rather see that then see a vaguely jelly shaped smear

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