Bus thread 2

any more factories?

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well I don't have aids. Dumb burger.

Not at the moment. Lots of fields though.

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vlog urself

are you in the back of the bus?

n

Prove it
*well I do have aids. Smart handsome Latino.

The bus journey is nearly over so there's not much point. I'll start a bus vlog channel the next time i have a long bus journey.

I'm about halfway down the bus.

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I do not have aids. I've never even fucked a guy with aids or anything. Dumb Latino.

hell yeah dude ill subscribe

*I do have aids and I've even fucked a guy with aids and everything.
Smart Latino.

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I always thought bongs went everywhere on trains

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Thank friend. I have a feeling that this is content that people will really want to see.

I didn't say that. Why are you making up all these lies about me?

Our trains are pretty bad to be honest. They are always delayed or canceled.
With all the waiting for the train and the time it takes to walk to the station, a bus is probably quicker and cheaper.

Where are you going

I haz been lied to by my harry potter books?

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*I did say that. Why are you making blush with all these truths about me?

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I'm heading back home. I don't really like busses but I've spent about 3 hours on them today.

No we are definitely all wizards
its just a relatively short distance so a bus is easier.

I'm not blushing and these are all lies.
I'm not gay and I don't have aids.

*I am blushing and these are all true.
*I'm not straight and I do have aids.

well that's good
I can now sleep knowing teh wizards are guarding us from evil

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*I can now sleep knowing teh wizards are gay us from aids

don't slur teh wizards Olmec bro

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wizards u

I. Am. Not. Gay.

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youtube.com/watch?v=5yC7HwPh6Es
youtube.com/watch?v=oCycgmqkRAA

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*I. Am. Not. Straight.

Ha ha I should probably go to bed.
I've bed shitposting 10 hours straight.

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GO TO BED

k

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Did you finish your ride?
Where are you going?

Yeah I'm back home now.
I'm kind of tired though because I've been on a visitor nearly two hours

*on a bus
I'm still phone posting though :(

Neatto, make sure to post youre smelly feet :))

No! My feet aren't smelly.
Dumb footfag

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Thats rood.
How about your hands?

I'm not smelly.
Dumb mexico

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But i didnt say your hands were smelly, no need to be mean mr tea man :(

You called me smelly first!
dumb mexican bully

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I just implied your feet where from the bus ride.
Im sorry for the unintentional bully :(
Can we be friends now?

I'm sure you smell lovely, where are you going? Like in exact coordinates?

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fine.. just don't call me smelly.
and I'm not showing you my feet.

I try to stay clean and smelling nice but I got off the bus a while ago
Why do you need my coordinates anyway?

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Seems fair, want to see mine tho?

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n-no thanks user
I'm not really into feet

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I collect them, it's like photographs but more autistic

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you collect the exact coordinates of where anons live?
That's kind of worrying user

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No need to worry, i wouldn't hurt a fly. Now about those coordinates?

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Dont worry im at work so i couldnt do so even if you wanted, what are you up to :)

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Who are you?
Why you exist?
Where are you going?

That's not what I'm scared of dane user

Good. Feet are kinda gross
I'm about to make some food. stir fry probably.
What are you up to mexico?

I am a brit.
That's a deep question I don't think I can answer.
I'm not going anywhere at the moment. I'm at home

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C'mon give me them digits girls

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Lat/Long 52.393,-2.09240523
:^)

Nothing much broski, im supposed to be working but the laptop isnt working properly so im funposting at the office!
>pic related

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nice

This is the worst ama ever

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Don't cry my babe.

I'm here

How would you spice it up famalan?

Sergio...

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Yeah

Can I have a donut?

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idk.. can you?

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No I don't have any

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Here i thought you didn't care for my presence on this board

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This is a great ama. it's the best one I've seen on bant
Dumb dane

you get payed to funpost?

Thanks lad

No donuts in my thread.
This is for conversations about busses only.

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Can you have beans and broccoli for dinner so that you can fart alot in the bus tomorrow?

Your ama is wack, Karen is a slut, and coffee>tea

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Karen is not a slut you dumb rude dane!
And this is the best bus ama I've ever seen.
Enjoy your bitter bean juice.

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As long as the laptop stays ''broken'' i guess i do get payed to funpost :)
1 hour left until shift is over tho, hope i can catch up to wats poppin at E3

I have made an exception with you since you are nice with me and you don't call me ssp (which I'm not)

This isn't even in the top 500 for best vehicle related amas, and i will enjoy my delicious coffee!

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sounds fun. How is it broken though?

why are you being rude dane user?
I gave you my coordinates :^)
And I made this great thread

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Too late eating one

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no! Put that donut down right now.
You are not allowed to eat donuts in my thread.

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The programs in wich i do most my work arent booting up for some reason.
>pic related
I dont know if they are used overseas as much as in here.
Did you finish your food ? Can i take a look?

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Hah

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STOP THAT NOW!

I've never seen those programs before.
Also I've eaten my food so there's not much to show.
It was nice though. I ended up making some chicken.

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Try searching for em in Taskmanager, maybe they're still there, if so close em and try again.

This actually worked lmao, guess IT people are as useless as myself, thanks my dude
Once im off ill make sure to show you some mexican cuisine :)

I'm an IT guy.

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Last time I tried mexican food anons from mexico got mad at me because I made enchiladas wrong

I mean the ones from my company :(

Tell your company they owe me 500 pesos for fixing your laptop and increasing productivity, atleast if you stop funposting that is.

Ill teach you broski
Im already off tho!
Good luck getting 500 pesos a dat as an IT, i think they get around 2500 every fifteen days

I make around 25 bucks in 2-3 hours so that's around 500 pesos every 2-3 hours, guess you people get paid fuck all.

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Yep, most works give dirt poor wages, at least its overall cheaper to live here so i dont really mind.

It's be fun to learn how to cook mexican food
I like cooking but I have no idea how to cook mexican stuff.