ITT:How white are you?

ITT we give our white characteristics. We discuss our heritage and so fourth.
Ill start:
>be baltic
>be 25% lithuanian, 75% latvian (maybe 50% latvian and 25% estonian but no sure)
>have blue eyes from my father
>face fitures and resemblance to my grandfathers
>have blonde hair, not through genes, but because, before i was born, theres was a slight chance i would die during birth, because i didnt have enough vitamin c(or something along those lines).The doctors than prouceded to give my mother alot of vitamin c supplements, to save my life. For some reason vitamin c dyed my hair golden white. Have become slighty darker, but i still stand out amongst my family (all dark or brown hair)

+Bonus points for greentexts of your ancestors.

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>mother has brown eyes, blond hair
>father has blue eyes, brown hair
>i get brown eyes brown hair while my older brother has blue eyes blond hair
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

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>be american
>be 25% pure german
>be 13% pure irish
>be 8% pure italian
>be 10% pure anglo-saxon
>be 43% "white" Hispanic
>be 1% burger grease

Me - Filthy Amerimutt
Father - French Canadian
Mother - French Canadian.
grandfather - French Canadian.
Grandmother - French Canadian.
...
Great, Great, Great Great Grandfather - French Canadian
Great, Great, Great Great Grandmother - French Canadian
Another
Great, Great, Great Great Grandmother - Fucking Scotish!
I'm so ashamed of my mixed ancestry.
I should kill myself.
Actually, not one gives a fuck Op. No one but Jews and their trolls playing "divide the goy"

We're on Jow Forums, nobody's white here.

Im a nignog and i have slutty white chicks sucking my dick
Not the best looking but i wont say no

haha JUST

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>Latvian medicine

>Baltic science

i'm not doxxing myself, nice try schlomo

I'm uber white, but I never even thought about it as something exciting till I came to pol.

I didn't realize Irish and Italians and Slavs were to be looked down on, till I came here. I'm not even joking - even the idea would never have even crossed my mind.

>bulgar
>mom has brown hair with brown eyes, father has blue eyes blond hair
>i have hazel eyes and dark blond hair
>moral of the story:
If you have blue eyes and blond hair don't fall for brown eyed brown haired women

I swear my family line is confusing

>be my grand-grandfather
>die for austria-hungary, shot by Russian gobnik
>be my grandfather
>fight for Germany, get into Auschwitz anyway
>go to Russia and fuck a medic, my grandmother
>go Germany, then to Russia gulag, die of heart attack when I was born
>be my mother, fuck asian
>be me, happa computer scientist in Germany

MAKING blonde babies

>75% northern Greek
>25% Cilician Armenian

This is my skin tone, you tell me.

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There is a village on a fjord in Norway. A village of 26 families. They are the only whites. The last of the breed.

The rest of you Jow Forumstards are a bunch of cockeyed, swarthy, shitskins

- be norwegian
-both parents are norwegian aswell as all my grandparents
-norwegian ancestry dated back as far as it goes
- blond hair with blue eyes
-tfw pure Norwegian :')

You sound amerimutt

My grandad has one of those helmets.

be me American
get genetic test done you know for reasons.
99.2% White...
Some great great great great... great grandfather fucked a indian.
feels good

Say that to my face you fuck Weegie

Mutt

Yeah its me who live in said village im the last white man AMA

Thats not a mutt at all. Youre basically Pure Laine Quebecois

I only know my grandmother, paternal side, is from Ireland. No clue about my grandfather, and my mother's parents were abusive so obviously I never brought them up

As far as I'm concerned, I'm American, or better or for worse. I don't do the 1/64th cherokee shit, even if I know my grandma's Irish I feel no connection or bond to Ireland at all. It had no influence on my development and it's not part of me

There's never been any niggers, slavs, or beaners at family reunions and that's white enough as far as I'm concerned

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>mother blue eyes blonde hair small upturned nose
>father green eyes light brown hair ling but straight nose
> me brown eyes brown hair fucking """Roman""" nose

>100% spanish
>therefore arab

Seriously tho, my grandmother has blue eyes and blonde hair, the rest of my grandparents have both dark, but some of them had blue eyed parents. My father has some odd eye colour and I have everything dark though for some reason I have random red hairs in my head.

Am I an abomination? I look white with strong Caucasoid features. Brown and black hair. Dad was French and mother was Indian, but whiter and more beautiful than any of her family.

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*brown eyes

I'm 30% west african, 50% iberian peninsula, 7% native american and 13% various europeans.

>Phonecian ancestry
>Green eyes and curly black hair
>Nigger try to claiming phonecians WUZ black despite genetic evidence Proving otherwise
The only thing I have and niggers are trying to ruin it...

why do you want to die wearing some uniform, nothing but a pawn in some cynical power game?

>be burger
>muh ancestors are from germany(grandpa moved to the US after the war)
>have brown hair,green eyes 177cm

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scottish. Blue eyes brown hair

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My family, until my generation, has lived in Mashonaland since the early 1890s when they arrived with the Pioneer column. We left Zimbabwe in 2001 with the seizure of our farm.

I am 100% white. If my family could last THAT long with zero African admixture, you can do it in the west.

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100% Abyssinian Hotep Masterrace

Whiter than you, Ahmed. Super white. Blonde hair, blue eyes white. Slayin' bitches since the 70's, cunt.

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ccucked

>light brown hair
>blue eyes
>attractive face
>be tall and have a strong build
...
>have subhuman asiatic tatar blood from my mother's sode (no, i'm not russian)

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kike

side*

You're more French Canadian than Trudeau. (By a kilometre)

I'm surprised some US agency hasn't confiscated your passport yet.

>tfw you have brown eyes and black hair

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My grandfather was one of those tricked into D Day to fight for the Jew, but he, like 99.9% of America, didn't know what he was getting pulled in to.

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Half irishman and half Welshman. One half likes to get drunk and the other half will not pay.

two of my grandparents were born in silesia back in the thirties, the other side of my family is anglo-irish tradespeople who've been here for a while. I have textured, almost coarse, brown hair and green eyes. I'm pretty white.

if you have white skin, you still count.
if you need help with your looks, maybe, your jaw, check out orthotropics on youtube.
good luck

sry

>be Brazilian tfw sopa de macaco
>father brown eyes and hair, 100% white, 50% Swiss French, 50% North Italian
>mother green eyed, brown hair, 50% Portuguese, 25% Sephardi Jew, 12,5% Italian, 12,5% Native American
>be me
>green eyes
>yet look Moortuguese

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are you that guy on YT who makes vids? I used to watch em but then u stopped uploading...

>Be American
>Mother has 100% Irish Heritage
>Father has 75% Irish Heritage, the rest is a mixture of various Northern European Counties.
>Have Green Eyes, Brown hair
>I have a tall, slim frame, similar to my grandfather.

I have above average iq. That's it.

no sry

Do I count or should I rope?

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nah I'm good looking as shit I just wanted blue or green eyes so I didn't have the same eye color as all subhumans.

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>dad
50% north italian/swiss
50% sicilian
blue eyes, light brown hair, fair skin
>mom
50% white spanish
50% mystery meat
brown skin, deep brown eyes, black hair
>me
black hair, olive skin, grayish-blue eyes, just say i'm sicilian

You look Metis

50% mystery meat
12.5 % Dutch
25% Indonesian
12.5% Chinese

Never knew my dad, ignore meme flag as I am Dutch but am on holiday in the USA. Apperantly my real dad is german or something.

look up orthotropics on youtube for your jaw.
no rope needed

>white spanish
that's an oxymoron

>Metis
kek thank god my genes say otherwise

Don't rope yourself. But stay the fuck away from my sister.

if your good looking and white, your already above average

>Mother: from Northern Germany, blonde hair, blue eyes
>Father: from very Northern Italy (almost Switzerland), black hair, blue eyes
>Me: Ash blonde/brown hair, blue eyes

>be me
>mother had blue eyes light brown hair
>father had hazel eyes black hair
>have brown eyes and brown hair with fair skin

>Be Black American
>85% African from Southern Nigeria,Benin, Togo, with trace amounts from Mali and the congo.
>Guess I'm an african mutt
>Have 20% of DNA from the British Isles because the eternal anglo couldn't keep his hands off my ancestors.
>5% native american from the Blackfoot tribe (My great great grandmother).
>Even got a picture of her

It's OK, user. I have nigger traits, too.

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You got me worried, what are you?

I just really wanted blue or green eyes. I hate my mother

Father is from Sicily, both grand parents on his side are Sicilian

Mother is half sicilian, half calabrese.

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Sorry

>mfw ginger
youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM

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Abit of a European mutt
>mothers side is Gaelic, Anglo Saxon, Irish, Welsh
>fathers is Nordic, German, Scottish, Anglo Saxon, Irish, Welsh
I came out with my father dominating Nordic genes, dark blonde hair with light highlights and green eyes. Been called a nazi child so yeah, I’m pretty white. No health problems ever, European mutts are great. I’d know, being one.

white, blonde, blue eyed young balt

This happened to me as well bro. At the end of the day it is just color, if you're face looks European you are fine.

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>the eternal anglo couldn't keep his hands off my ancestors

They came willingly. Over and over.
You know black women better than I do, and that is why you know I'm right.

>noweigian chink

Pretty sure my grandma was a jew. I told some jews at college and they made fun of my and called her a denier :(

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you could take the gamble and get with a blond, blue eyed qt, and hope that your kids come out blue eyed and blonde

>be Finnish
>father's roots are in Sweden and Lapland
>mother's lineage is just full of Finnish speaking Finns from west coast, no idea about their origins beyond late 1800s
>light brown hair, blue eyes

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I wish doxxing wasn't a thing and I could post my face. I haven't managed to properly trace my ancestry, all I know is that my mother's surname comes from a German immigrant who came to Brazil in the 1840s, but that's only a small part of my ancestry. I won't give my DNA to jewish companies either.

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> 75% Lebanese, 25% Armenian
> light skin
> pink palms, fingers, nails
> brown eyes
> dark brown hair, curly but not frizzy like a jew's
> dad's side is Greek Orthodox, comes from south Lebanon, more tan and Arab
> mom's side is Maronite, from the snowy mountain villages of the north. More pale
> I've got a roman nose, so does my dad and grandfather

iam not

Is you’re nipples and butthole pink?

three of my four grandparents have blond hair blue eyes, one grandfather is a slav, get brown hair brown eyes. Just fucking shoot me

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American
>25% German (Prussian specifically)
>25% Anglo
>25% Scottish
>10% Eastern European jew
>15% Slovakian
Traits
>blue eyes
>red hair
Parents both have brown hair, mom has blue eyes dad has hazel

Why does the foremost schutstrupp have his rifle cocked? Is he going to shoot someone or doesn't he even realise it?

> 75% South African (Britfag)
> 25% Scottish
> 6 ft
> Blonde Hair
> Hitler has no problem with me

Pic related is DNA.

Have good reason to believe I have a female ancestor on the mayflower, and I have the name of a male ancestor that shares my last name who came in 1633.

I have traced my lineage on my fathers mother’s side back to a Roman soldier, who was likely a Briton who was conscripted, of course, when you go back that far shit becomes more myth than verifiable fact, so I don’t want to say this is 100% true.

I have the name of a direct paternal ancestor (who, again, shares my name) who fought in the American revolution, and the names of every person in that line back to the late 1500s.

I’m pretty proud of my ancestry, and I want to live up to it. I’m dirty blonde, green eyes, 6’1, and while I still have work to do, I am well above average as far as fitness goes.

Anything else you want to know, CIA?

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>Be me, typical Amerimutt
>paternal male line is English
>paternal female line is Irish and Finnish
>maternal male line is Dutch and Polish
>maternal female line is German and Italian
>Do Ancestry DNA test, everything makes sense except 15% Scandinavian out of fucking nowhere
>We wuz Vikings and sheeeeit
>Family pissed because no evidence of 1/64th Cherokee bullshit they heard all of their lives

Brown hair / brown eyes (mother has brown/brown, father had brown/blue).

And seriously, I've done extensive genealogical research and have no known Scandinavian ancestry.

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>be Italian on some shitty island no one cares about
>Italians don’t know how to raise a proper army so instead they just hire mercenaries for a thousand years
>ancestor is in one one of those mercenary bands
>he ends up fighting for the wrong kind of people
>exiled from Italy, never allows to return
>somewhere along the lines, my family moves to America
>not considered white
>keep to themselves
>starts a mafia
>great grandpa a child
>my grandma
>bills are rough
>gets confronted by the families Italian mafia
>they’re willing to pay every bill he has if he does some jobs for them
>he doesn’t want to get involved
>takes his wife and daughter to West coast
>world war 2 breaks out, America gets involved
>he joins th Air Force & becomes a navigator in a bomber in the Japanese theatre
>falls out of the bombing hatch, but managed to survive by holding onto it with his arms
>manages to not get shot down
>ww2 over
>gets recruited by the US goverment after WW2 to work in Area 51
That’s one side of my family...
Now for the other
>be german peasant
>moves to the US during an unknown time period
>family moves out to North Dakota
>eventually moves to west coast
>ww2 breaks out
>gets drafted for the war
>ends up in European theatre, great grandpa stormed the beaches on D-Day
>got shot in the battle of bulge
>manages to survive
>goes home and starts a car dealership
>extremely racist against Japanese
>goes to japan after ww2 to meet with companies that make cars
>he’s one of the reasons why there’s so many Japanese cars in the US today

My dad has green eyes so if I get with a green eyed qt my kids will have green eyes.

sounds like your father got cucked

>100% iberian
>fair skin
>dark hair
>green eyes
>high iq
>fit

feels good man

>sephardi jew
and you wonder why you look like a moor
how many goyim have you lied to today?

My genetic geographic center is located somewhere around Eastern Germany/Berliner.

My mom is an American with untraceable heritage, she couldn't mention one person in her family she knew was an immigrant. She's genetically Southwest English.

My dad was born in Kiev and moved to the US when he was 26. He's genetically Polish.

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>both my grandmothers were MESTIZED. one was a ginger and the other is blonde green eyes
>both my parents are literally 56%
>I was born white as snow, dark blonde hair with brown eyes
desu I really don't know much about my ancestors except most of them were Spaniard. i guess I was lucky
I love my grandpa tho.