You never thought today would start like this crouching beside your dead mentor, hoping to not be struck by a stray arrow. Mearl had been a guide to you this past year and now you're trying to decide to take something useful from his body or just dash into the forest, content with just your life. Whoever fired that lightning bolt must still be close but if you run now you would be left with practically nothing. What will you do?
I will dictate the first post to get 2 replies
Jow Forumsquest! Secrets of a dead wizard
dabs*
rape body
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>5493823 has been banned from the quest
You guys suck
In an attempt to molest the body of your deceased friend you are struck in the head by a strong lightning bolt, killing you instantly
Two lives left
try to finish raping body
place the corpse on its back and arrange its arms so it's dabbing
then check the breast pocket
>5493894
I knew this would happen
The second emu war is coming you cretin
Try to carry the body and run into the forest.
can my second life rape the corpse of my first life?
After making your deaceasd friend dab
You check his pocket
Which is hard to do from the back and makes it seem like your copping a feel
The shame is worth is as you find a small crystal!
What else should you grab?
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Post
No it's temporal rewinding
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Stick crystal in pooper
Strip him of all his belongings and use his nude body as a lightning shield while i make my escape
Seconded
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2 replies besides mine and I'll do it
and then rape the corpse?
Ferociously you rip the clothes off him and Don his starry robe and enchanted rings
As you run with him on your back the wizard fires another shot and curses when it misses
You think you lost him
Now what?
build a cabin and start collecting food to build villagers
Go away
Prop my former master against a tree and head for the nearest town
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