Hey Jow Forums if you were Vegeta what’s the first thing you would do?
Hey Jow Forums if you were Vegeta what’s the first thing you would do?
go super sayian, strip down in front of a mirror and just jack off. With the force of a super sayian
kill myself so there’s one less animefag
Kill all humans and start a new saiyan race.
take over the US and make the world a better place
Fly up to random people and yell unpopular political opinions at them while insulting their low power levels
get piccolo's dick out of my ass and refuse to let goku impregnate me
>what’s the first thing you would do?
Bulma.
Also sage all these desperate leafkike slide threads. The jew has been shilling endlessly in a rage against the IG report drop since last night.
Smoke weed and fap
same, but id use the dragon balls to force shenron to watch the whole ordeal
I'd shit up the board with 9000 bait threads. Saged and hidden.
>turns into the great ozaru
>sees unattended bike
>steals it
>robs bank
>commits rape
>demand gibs
>WE WUZ SAYANS AND SHIT
Kill all the Jews, then democrats and Mexicans.
blow up the planet
why would you want to kill your own race paco
make my creator pay his fucking taxes. the damn tax dodging jap.
Pester the ever loving fuck out of goku for being a shitty father. Then have two more kids with bulma and make sure I get to name them.
Because Spaniards are not amerimutts like Mexicans.
Because I'm an American
Fuck yes they are, they're brown as fuck.
What the fuck. Mods this is Jow Forums not /b/, what has this board become??
Sage, don't engage.
Fuck Bra.
Sage this thread.
Were not 12 and were not onions boys please stop and grow up
piss off boomers, Jow Forums has always been for shitposting.
>Pester the ever loving fuck out of goku for being a shitty father.
He was dead for most of Goten's life . At least he was around physically and emotionally during the periods he was alive unlike Vegeta.
>Then have two more kids with bulma and make sure I get to name them
Besides Bra? He didn't get to name her because he isnt around.
Rape android 18 until her circuits break down
Defeat kakarot
I transitioned.
sex with shota
get fucked by Piccolo
fuck bulma
1. Get my ass wiped by a retarded chinese redneck beat farmer
2. Have a mixed race child with a human billionaire genius
3. Never wish back my people despite having 3 sets of macguffins to do so. Not even my own father.
4. Find another universe with my people and just ignore them
5. spend the rest of my life playing fluffer to the redneck who beat me and train endlessly for no payoff other than protecting my dying bloodline that will eventually leave whatever semblance I have of a family to be weak and unprotected from the vast horrors of space as they become more and more human.
>Get my ass wiped by a retarded chinese redneck beat farmer
If there's one person who's able to stand up to El Hermano himself, it's that redneck farmer. Have some fucking respect.
FINAL FLAAAAAAASH
Pero el no vale nada enfrente de Cell Dorado
>Cell Dorado
Dios mio... alguien por favor llame a Gohan Blanco!
galick gun the greater toronto area
The first thing i'd do, is be vegeta?
kill some niggers
Go after that pussy Kakarot.. Faggot cried once, what a pussy.