>be me
>trick a bunch of Jow Forumsers into thinking that there's gonna be a Jow Forums meet up
>they come and I drug them
>now I cum in them in my rape dungeon
Be me
HELP POLICE
HE HAS ME IN THE BASEMENT NEXT TO HIS UNWQASHED LAUNDRY
THE SMELL IS FUCKING TERRIBLE HELP SEND SWAT
POLICE IS COMING LAD
WATCH OUT FOR THE FECAL LAND MINES
DON'T WORRY LAD, I'M GONNA SAVE YOU
OH SHIT THERE IS A FIRE HERE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FIRE TRUCK IS COMING
AWOAWOAWOAWOAWOAWOAWO
DON'T WORRY LAD
i'm very worried
THE CUNT RAPIST IS DEAD, U CAN GET OUT LAD
aw man who's going to fuck me now
THE DOCTOR WILL CURE ALL OF YOUR BURN LAD, COME HERE
NO I'M A NATUROPATH DOCTORS ARE FAGS
HERE'S A SYRINGE UP YOUR ASS, HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL LAD
ow
OH WELL, TOO LATE LAD
NOW GO FREE MY CHILD, GO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS
at least make a wikipedia page about meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
please kiss on my rump
I survived
I'll be back, keep your butthole healthy.
Because one day I'll be coming for it.
kidnap me senpaiiii
Hands up lad, ur under arrest for having the big gay
Okay
Oh Shit!