What is your favorite thing to drink, Jow Forums?

What is your favorite thing to drink, Jow Forums?
Pic related, mine's milk

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anything with alcohol in it
also /sips/

Estrogen piss

onions

I wonder if I can mix whisky with milk

Green ice tea.

pepsi cola

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Don't know if you can drink onions, but whatever

I like tea

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you actually can
you cut an onion in small pieces (cubes preferably for me) then store the cut onion in a cup and then add alot of sugar then squeeze it all with a spoon once in a while
the onion will leak juices which you can drink and that apparently helps you when you have a sore throat

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/sip/s

tea

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based

>helps you when you have a sore throat
I wish :'c

Also this

>my favorite beverage is something that squeezed out of a cow's glands which is meant to be consumed by their offspring but is instead transported to a facility where it is heated to sufficient temperatures to kill of any microbes then packaged and shipped to a store where i can purchase it with the money the danish government gives me for being gay

Out of all sodas, my favorite is Dr Pepper and sometimes grape Fanta

Coffee in the mornings and evenings, tea for every other part of the day. I love the process of making my coffee with the whole grinding my own beans and timing the press, and i don't feel good posting at night without a cup of tea

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I live in the countryside, I buy all my milk from my neighbor.

Coffee with milk.

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dunno mörk
i remember having a sore throat few months ago and my family recomended this so i tried and it kinda helped
it eased the soreness
its like a syrup of sorts oh and you need to store it in the fridge for a bit

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tea is the only good drink, honestly
Nothing compares to the taste of a perfectly brewed pot of tea

>he drinks tea
Wow, what a homo.

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cigarette

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what's gay about tea? It's the straightest drink I know.

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It's the gayest drink. Only gay nations like the Brits or the Russians drink tea.

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english and russian guys seem pretty straight to me, doesn't that make tea straight?
northern europeans are all massive homos. Maybe it has something to do with all the coffee they drink

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I like the process of making tea, it's calming.

>brits
Also the reason why Russians are so homophobic is that they're all closet homos.

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I don't drink coffee and I don't think any of the other gayedinavians do either

it's quite relaxing. It's a nice to take a break from whatever you're doing and make tea.

even if that article is true it doesn't make us gay.
You can kiss in straight ways.

Well you just have good taste in drinks.
It doesn't necessarily mean tea is gay

>this coming from the guy who'd do lewd things with Finnish boys
u gay

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what no I wouldn't. even if I would it might not even be that gay
Depends on the context

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Water > beer > port > orange juice > whisky

t. bottom who has a thing for nordic boys

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Every liquid >>>> whiskey

nordic boys aren't even that cute
and why would I have to bottom for one. I could top
Theoretically of course as I'm not a homo

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>It's not even gay to be lewded by a stronger boy if you're a bottom
>That's just natural

>no no you said you wanted me to stop
>I guess I'll have to tell a different finn about how I want to get undressed and do lewd things together in bed

>no
>I definitely cant tell you how I'd lick from your balls to your tip before taking it all in my mouth as deep as I can
>Oh my I'm getting quite lewd I should probably stop

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Aaa fuck I haven't read the thread yet
I knew I said some gay shit but this looks like really gay shit

Coffee. I love just making a nice cup of french pressed coffee before I start my mediocre day. I only get that gourmet shit, none of that 3 day old piss tasting coffee.

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How can you hate Whisky? You really are a homo aren't you?

>It's not my fault
>I just can't help myself around qt nordic boys
Hmm...

based and redpilled

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Pear cider.

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cold cofee

I can't drink it straight. I can't stand the taste.
At least I don't have any whisky anymore

ugh
I may have exaggerated a few of the things I said just a little bit

dumb gay brit
also i'm a skinny manlet so wanting to do gay stuff with me is ultra gay

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>below 180cm
>a man

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well shit that was really really gay wasnt it
not quite sure what to say now
other than sorry for drunkenly hitting on you

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Buy some weeb whisky, they drink pretty easy, they also taste pretty fresh.

>tfw below 170cm
fugg i want to kys myself

chillax senpai it's okay

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no whiskey sucks and im not drinking it
to be fair though I've only ever had scotch whisky. Im not really sure about japanese or bourbon but it probably isn't that different

okok
It was still a bit too gay for my liking though

when you two fuckin'?

Some sort of fruit juice probably.
I usually just drink water though.

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why did you post it then

we aint fuckin since we aint gay

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its not gay though just banter

3 gay finns in a single thread
OwO

i know mate

uhh dont you know that OwOing is illegal?

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I don't know? never?
it sounds pretty gay to me

I probably shouldn't have
I don't think it was a good idea to be lewd and gay

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Is UwUing allowed?

>Fingay
>not gay

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>go into a shit thread
>want to post a shitpost about how tea is god tier and coffeecunts should just kill themselves themselves
>it turns into a gay thread 10 posts in
pooftas

Also there is nothing gay about fucking cute finnish boys that are below 170cm.

>tea is god tier and coffeecunts should just kill themselves themselves
Based
>there is nothing gay about fucking cute finnish boys that are below 170cm.
Unbased

>Based
thanks
>Unbased
TAKE THAT BACK

wow what a gay brit
wanting to be lewd with nordic boys

yeah the government hasnt banned that yet

>gaynish

>Also there is nothing gay about fucking cute finnish boys that are below 170cm.
is this true?

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that's not true at all!
It's gay not matter his height. There are two guys doing lewd things to it's gay

no I don't dumb homo finn
They're just really cute

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Absolutely, unless his benis is bigger.

Stop staining my flag pls

Also sima is nice

how tall are you btw?

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Nope.
As superior as your taste in hot beverages are all finns are still inherently gay and i can't deny it.

I bet you wish that was true...

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wew
so if i do lewd things with a boy who has a bigger benis then it's not gay?

n-no i dont

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water or southern comfort
it's hard to choose

Ye, you wish i was gay just so i would maybe cuddle your cute body and drift off to sleep with you, don't you?

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Wrong. Its always gay if bottom boi is taller. Its extra gay if he is bigger. And not gay at all otherwise.

Yes listen to this smart ruski fren
Its not gay if your penis is bigger

I think I was a few cm bellow 180 last time i checked but I can't remember

oh

yeah but is it gay if i'm the bottom and the top is taller and has a bigger bepis?

n-no

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king of manlets ebin

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i'm only posting it to mess with you
or am i

Its always gay if you're bottom. I'm sorry binland, but you have to come to terms with your gay.

Of course you do.
You also want me to hold you tight in an embrace that lasts for a bit longer than friends would and then afterwards sneak a kiss on the lips.
I can practically read your mind.

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that's not true
right?

Im not a manlet
Im pretty average around here

I thought being the bottom was straight
It's better to be passively gay than actively gay

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I dont know
Are you?

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>control f semen
0 results qq

anyway i love beer cola if i could have it all the time i would lol

well fugg

n-no way i'd do something like that with a boy

king of manlets

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Cuddling and kissing is not gay though.

Dumb fingay!
You want me to grab you roughly and give you a kiss like in pic!

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Im not a manlet you dumb finn
aren't I a good 10cm taller than you?

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oh well thats good

but i'm not a girl?
dumb dane

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>he's gay, dumb, british and a manlet
wow i feel bad for you

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You would be the girl in our relationship, because I'm not gay.

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I come into this thread expecting a manly discussion of drinking and drinks in general, but instead i get literal faggotry. Well anyways my favorite drink is a vodka with sprite, twice a night every night.

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but Im none of those things! dumb homo finn
I've already told you it's not gay if you are a bottom. and russia said it's not gay if he's taller than you

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Nigger im bi.... Orginal af comment

uhh
boys cant be girls
are all danes this dumb?

t. dumb gay britbong manlet

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I think i would enjoy this. Where you at user. Please be in London

I’m not, I’m sorry. I’m also straight and not a faggot, though I am constantly told differently.

I'm taller than you, binland
im not even gay either
brits are manly and smart, nords are dumb gay homos

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You don't understand.
You'd be my girl, do you see a problem with that?

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