Jokes Thread

tell me a funny joke, Jow Forums

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You

niggers xD

Your life.

Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink.

mexico

good ones haha

funny joke

how many Mexican does it take to change a light bulb?

just one
but he will change them all day for $3.50 an hour

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

What did the math teacher do when he had a hemorrhoid?

if he was Canadian he used his free health care and then sued his dog for having a big dick

Go to the bathroom, pull down your pants and look down.

He worked it out with a pencil.

nine out of eleven americans won't get this joke...

Why is there no CSI in Australia?

Because everyone has the same DNA.

Why

That sucked. Slap yourself for me

Get a Kiwi to explain it to you.

you got fired from CSI for swallowing all the DNA

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The only one I'm aware of is probably mad at me for faking just about everything about myself

what's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

one's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean!

why is the taco stand owner homeless?

he mexican't pay his rent