How does one go about ending ones life????

no why suicide

Let a loli suck all the marl from your bones. Yeah suck that white creamy stuff from my bone.

Suck a log out of andy's asshole and try your hardest to tighten your throat

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decent idea, but its too long a drive to copenhagen

IT DENMARK PICK ONE

cus i dont wanna live anymore, dummy

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opps meant for

Drive down a highway at max speed while listening to initial D sountrack until you crash

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would be cool, but i dont have a car

im telling you, helium tank method. easy, cheap, painless i think. good luck denmark. or go postal and take some fags with you.

found pic

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Get a rental

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Step 1: get a job
Step 2: clean your room
Step 3: find some friends
Step 4: find a way to enjoy how you make money
Step 5: become comfortable
Step 6: die of old age

>or go postal and take some fags with you.
id love to be danish anders breivik, but i got no acces to guns
forgot thats an option

>step 1
stopped reading there

what is your sex

omnisexual treespirit T-60 tankboi

fucking hell, i see why you want to kys denmark sounds boring as fuck. no car, no tall buildings, no guns. what the fuck is there to do.

that neat dont die im t80

i got a dog and comfy small countryside village feels

I'm kind of glad that Denmark is keeping guns out of the hands of angsty teens, but i do miss the feeling of a Tommy gun in mine

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>i got a dog
*had a dog
>dont die
why not tho

>angsty teens
im not angsty you twat

you can die anytime but live only once atleast fulfil your truly wish

I'm sorry, edgy teens then

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dont have any wishes. im content, although extremely bored, with life as it is

im not edgy either

join french legion if you are healthy you will have a good interesting life!

and definitely will not be bored

dafuq french legion is

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Foreign_Legion private army

It's like that one french guy that fucked up Tarzan in the series

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P A R A C E T A M O L

please someone take me to the denmark

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id join french diamond dogs, but im not physicaly fit enough and i dont wanna learn french

ODing on pils isnt really creative

fug me too

No you're a gross, small dicked, commie rat bastard, and i don't want you anywhere near my beloved Danmark.

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thats rude

and who will ask you any way

ebola

strap yourself down, strap a cup full of thermite to your head, use some mechanism to set it alight and get it on camera

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where could i get thermite?

Of old age surrounded by loving family.

where can i get a loving family?

You make one

how do?

wikihow.com/Make-Thermite
amazon.ca/Black-Iron-Oxide-Fe3O4-Synthetic/dp/B008LEOMJC/ref=sr_1_1/147-8395657-9676568?ie=UTF8&qid=1529401800&sr=8-1&keywords=thermite
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amazon.ca/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=magnesium strips&tag=googcana-20&index=aps&hvadid=231052835254&hvpos=1t1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=3369513747593359837&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=b&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9000768&hvtargid=kwd-301103290950&ref=pd_sl_19mu2mq41i_b

Get a gf.

no

Put in your penis into at least 1 woman, then you wait for children to start falling out of her, then raise them correctly and presto! You got a loving family.

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thats pretty easy

Get a bf then, faggot. Are same sex couples allowed to addopt kids in Denmark?

>Are same sex couples allowed to addopt kids in Denmark?
no, faggots get stoned

Yep, fun fact: Denmark was the first country to allow same sex marriages

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that doesent sound as easy, on account of me being a discusting slob that instantly hates most human beings i come i contact with

didnt know we were the first. now i wanna kill myself even more desu

>fagmark
thats nice though

Just workout and become a buff boy like me, it feels awesome and makes you enjoy life

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Just how many gaymarks are there
There is Astolfo nicemark
There is regular gaymark
And a bit less gaymark right?

i dont even know at this point

>just lift bro

>There is Astolfo nicemark
he is not gay, just larping
Other 2 danes are though.
Just excercise if you don't want lifting, it certainly helps.

Well there is grouchy Anzu poster, previously known as Nicemark

Danmork, he seemed edgy at first but has since adopted the gay ways of posting

There was one dane that really hated both me and Nicemark at one point for making all danes look bad, i dont know if he still posts.

And yours truly, moi. The gay Astolfo poster, sometimes Hideri, because i love all my gay animated boys.

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you don't post felix though, do you

plus niceway has been gayposting from denmark too

>just work out bro
>just go to a bar bro
>just be yourself bro

he went back home though, didn't he

I never said any of this.

I think he's going home today

Wait so Astolfo denmark isnt even gay?
You tried to trick me you devil

I would but it would seem like i am encroaching on Finlands territory with the neko boys

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don't worry about it, just venting
its an r9k meme

Nicemark is astolfo denmark, and he is larping as gayposter.

They just have a hard time believing someone could possibly be so gay AND based at the same time

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who cares, he doesen't deserve that territory anyway

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Stop going to r9k, that is poisonous to your mind and perception of life

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i stopped about a year ago, I only go there occasionallly to download trap porn

I have really wanted to be an oper8r my whole life and spent ages looking at joining the french foreign legion but im blind in my right eye and partially blind in my left so I cant aim guns

>tfw cant even do everyones plan b of just joining the military if I fail at life
god fucking damn it

lmao @ disabled lads

I work out and am a buff boy but still hate life

lmao fml tee be ach lad

wasn‘t this fake?

idk

are you gay or just larping?
asking out of confusion

try masturbating to death

i don't think i can anymore than i already do

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Pussy

But yeah masturbating is really tiring
After doing it once I just want to sleep
But maybe its because of my size

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whats your record fag