Stop right there criminal scum you have committed the following crimes against Jow Forums and her people 5 counts of...

Stop right there criminal scum you have committed the following crimes against Jow Forums and her people 5 counts of redditing, 3 counts of tumblrism, and infinity counts of being a faggot. what say you in your defense?

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no you

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no u

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pay the fine or serve your sentence

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I'm an anti-gay poster. I think you have the wrong user.

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Guilty as charged

i see where this is going you fag

this me too

All right citizen move along

I just wanted suck some dick and kiss feminine boys

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i'm too busy to go to jail Cowboy
and i don't have monies aswell

...perhaps there is another way?

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All right you criminal scum your coming with me

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I din do nuffin

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>i'm too busy to go to jail Cowboy
and i don't have monies aswell
Community service it is

do i get raped in bant jail?

dont do it you madman

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That is aginst the law in Jow Forums

It won't be rape once you start enjoying it

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>do i get raped in Jow Forums jail?
No

But this is r/gaytumblr???

What is Jow Forums prison like?

Jow Forums is a hetero board if yalls wanting to gay post you best head to /lgbt/

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oh boy

what fun is it to go then?

I am the law

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guantanamo but with cirno and duke being the people running it

You will have a small cell you yourself with a mat to sleep on and bread and water for your meal

That doesn't sound enjoyable, I will have to decline.

i'll make my own bant jail with blackjack and hookers

Stop resisting arrest

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Choke me Daddy

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Uuuu never mind go on your way now

Where are you going? You'll never get anywhere in life if you don't commit to your duties.

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I really don't what to touch

See but da troof is tha I didndu nuffin

But you were so good at it~

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please don't touch me you can go free just please stop touching me

Ahh Space Daddy, i'll never forget the feeling of your muscular forearm around my neck, and the heat radiating from your body~

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I am based and redpilled.

*pulls out unlicensed butterknife*

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heck, w-what service

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picking up trash in the hot sun

no thanks

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You don't have a choice

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but i do

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